Hey, it's John. I do hope you're doing very well. It's been a pretty wild month for us here at BPHQ, and we have you to thank for all of that. We really love you very much and it's such a wonderful feeling to know we are so supported by our listeners.
As wild as the month has been for BP, personally, it's been fairly chill. I'm not curling this year, and so it's left me with a bit more free time. I went to visit my friend Josh at his bar on a Monday night not that long ago, before the N...
2019-10-08 18:07:32 +0000 UTC
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It's another instalment of our all-Cameo bonus episode, Word Up, where we purchase and play a bunch of videos from the hellscape that is Cameo, a website where you can pay celebrities to record personalized messages for you. This time around, we're joined by the YKS Boys to hear Joey from Joey's World Tour make a heartfelt apology on the Blocked Boys' behalf, and ECW Legend Sandman has some words for JF.
We also hear from Cameo classics like Vince Neil, Riff Raff, Eva Long, and Jon Lovi...
2019-09-25 17:46:00 +0000 UTC
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RIP IT, DAN! You had to know this was coming. One of the most annoying people ever to grace Sports Twitter (or Twitter in general) is in Stefan's sights, as we learn what happens when a diehard Canucks fan and a lukewarm Bruins fan (who also cheers for the Kings and whoever else is convenient) do battle on Twitter. And we're joined by the extremely funny Will Weldon (comedian, actor, writer) to discuss how Dan doesn't know his own age, Bernie Sanders' fashion choices, video games both new and...
2019-09-11 19:32:18 +0000 UTC
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Some of you have probably thought to yourself, "man, I hope Stefan and John just do an episode without a pesky guest getting in the way!" Well, are you in luck. Boys Chat is here. It's just 53 minutes of your favourite Blocked Boys gettin' down. The two talk their respective weekends away, Stefan's big soccer championship win, try out a bunch of American seltzer, and Stefan makes John watch more Peep THIS Out.
2019-08-28 22:09:51 +0000 UTC
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It's another edition of the Blocked Party mailbag, where we answer YOUR (yes, you, the donor) questions about life, the podcast, and a bunch of other dumb ass shit. Past guest and fan favourite Kyle Bottom joins the boys to help secure the bag (of mail).
This episode, we get into the nitty gritty on our go-to chaos meals, our dream guests, what crime we'd love a free pass to commit, and we answer the two most burning questions on everyone's mind: how did Stefan and John meet and is Domi...
2019-08-15 06:14:18 +0000 UTC
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With the $3000 goal met, Stefan met something he hoped he wouldn’t: the tuna and peas pizza from his godawful pizza cookbook. Finding out the morning of that the pizza also had capers, the boys go through the process of wasting a great batch of dough by putting a bunch of crap-ass shit on top of it. Stefan eats it, John laughs, and the ending has to be seen to be believed.
2019-07-31 23:18:04 +0000 UTC
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Felix Biederman (Chapo Trap House, ChapoFYM) joins us for the latest edition of Word Up!, the episodes where we take a look at some of the worst celebrity videos Cameo.com has to offer. This time around, we take a look at some more adult video stars, Riff Raff does too much coke, Andy Dick helps a listener promote a party, Jon Lovitz does a Cameo he clearly hates doing, and we pay Bam Margera to help us promote the group we made up, an inner-city Jewish pro-circumcision group called Boyz With...
2019-07-10 18:02:07 +0000 UTC
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It's a classic Stefan vs. Steven battle, as our own Mr. Heck takes aim at right-wing "comedian" and YouTube person, Steven Crowder. The Blocked Boys also talk with their guest Jack Allison at length about his battle with Michael Che from Saturday Night Live, and they watch Steven Crowder do comedy in the ultimate act of self-sacrifice.
2019-06-21 18:03:26 +0000 UTC
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The Blocked Boys reach into their bag for the first time to answer questions from the donors (and one tweet) with their best pal, Chris James! Listen in as the BBs get to the bottom of the important stuff, like which block is our favourite, what crime is the best to commit, and how we shave our balls. PLUS John screws up and says something even worse than "peen nut".
2019-06-13 00:43:27 +0000 UTC
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Everyone’s favourite Twitter grifters were recently banned for life from the service, and they grant the Blocked Boys an exclusive interview on what comes next. PLUS: John and Stefan go way too deep on the Krassencast in a further attempt to rot their brains.
2019-05-29 21:37:45 +0000 UTC
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Sophie Buddle (comedian, This Hour Has 22 Minutes) joins us for the next instalment of our all-Cameo bonus episode, Word Up! We've scoured Cameo.com for the best of the worst celebrity Cameos and this episode features Jose Canseco, Chuck Liddell, Trisha Paytas, Eva Long, the girl from the side eye meme (?), Pauly Shore (duh), and we get a horrible person to help us in our quest to get fellow horrible person Darren Rovell to unblock Stefan.
2019-05-15 17:27:58 +0000 UTC
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Is chocolate candy? The Blocked Boys are joined by Oliver Leach (@bakkooonn) to try and solve the problem, but the debate seems to leave more questions than answers. The BBs also have 40 more minutes of candy chat that includes answering your questions like “what is the worst execution of your favourite flavour?”, “mint chocolate or peanut butter chocolate?”, and the three draft a team of their favourite candy for the listeners to decide who wins.
2019-04-30 09:43:47 +0000 UTC
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The Blocked Boys record their first-ever EMERGENCY episode, as Stefan gets blocked by Potbelly Sandwich Shop less than a week prior to recording this. Joined by the BP Brand Expert Jesse Farrar (Your Kickstarter Sucks, Go Off Kings), we take a look (again) at what happens when brands get TOO woke, and Stefan gets blocked off of a snitch tag.
The BBs also go in on reply guys, sports achievements, breakfast for dinner, the rules of cucking, and John and Stefan throw their new Spindrift sp...
2019-04-10 21:21:48 +0000 UTC
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Steve Sladkowski of PUP joins us for the first block of John's we dive into, as he gets blocked by Marcus Stroman of the Toronto Blue Jays. The Blocked Boys go deep on hand size, self-care, tuna pizza, George H.W. Bush, and two shockers are revealed as Stefan turns into a QAnon guy and John makes a wild admission.
2019-03-30 18:28:19 +0000 UTC
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Friend of the show Dan O'Sullivan (@Bro_Pair) joins us for a bonus episode where Stefan introduces the world to the concept of "Dutch Posting", where European Twitter users reply to posts in the most obvious and annoying way possible. The Blocked Boys also dive deep on Canadian coins, curling, Lin-Manuel Miranda, the Odell Beckham Jr. trade, and the McDonald's Value Menu.
2019-03-15 15:26:46 +0000 UTC
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Ryan Beil (comedian, actor) joins us for our first-ever all-Cameo episode, "Word Up!", where we review horrible celebrity videos from Cameo. This episode features Tommy Lee, Andy Dick, Snooki, Corey Feldman, Ryan Lochte, Vince Neil, and we finally reveal the custom Cameo we got Pauly Shore to do for us.
2019-02-27 16:19:31 +0000 UTC
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Early on a Sunday morning, one of the most dastardly combinations in podcasting got together as Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale of Your Kickstarter Sucks join the Blocked Boys for a bonus episode. With no set topic, the four wise gentlemen riff on food delivery apps, brands tweeting dumb stuff, Jesse buying a Nashville Predators hoodie, and what rich guy dicks look like.
2019-02-13 16:36:58 +0000 UTC
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Hell Block returns! In this month's episode, we discuss Stefan getting the Scott Adams block with our friend, Chapo Trap House's Will Menaker. The Dilbert creator's insane blog posts will melt your brain, and if you're not careful, give you the greatest orgasms you've ever experienced. PLUS: What does Dilbert's penis look like? What was Dogbert's original name? What do Dilbert's pubes look like?
2019-01-30 18:16:28 +0000 UTC
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Commissioned by $100 donor and self-proclaimed "Punjabi Warrior" Rohit Bhatti, the Blocked Boys welcome comedian Sunee Dhaliwal to the show to talk about Indian culture. They cover everything from Indian weddings to living with your parents to what it's like to be a Punjab in India. It's laughter and learning: what Blocked Party is all about.
2019-01-17 17:24:28 +0000 UTC
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In this second episode of Hell Block, the show where we review a block of Stefan Heck's, we go over Stefan getting blocked by the lead singer of Creed, Scott Stapp. We're joined by Every Time I Die front man Keith Buckley, who gets DEEP into the world of nu-metal with the boys as John demonstrates he knows far too much about it. They also talk Ice-T, Zach Braff, touring with Slipknot, Christian bands, and rate their top 3 nu-metal costumes.
And yes, we have audio issues for the first 10...
2018-12-30 22:56:20 +0000 UTC
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The Blocked Boys head to the theatre with one of our favourite comedians, Kevin Banner (@BannerComedy) to see the new animated Grinch movie, starring a lukewarm Benedict Cumberbatch as the Grinch. The boys talk about the weird guy who sat behind them during the movie--which was showing at 7 pm on a Thursday 4 weeks after release--the weird altering of the Grinch's backstory, and of course, the Grinch's dick.
2018-12-12 17:57:55 +0000 UTC
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2018-11-24 05:57:19 +0000 UTC
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