Holy hell! Kick us into a pit, we've reached Episode 300! Nick Wiger (Doughboys) joins us to celebrate almost six years of this show by getting blocked by a right-wing-leaning account for telling them straight up that their hero died jacking off. Thankfully we don't die on this episode as we debut our brand-new theme song (thanks to the wonderful Howell Dawdy) and get into the Despicable Me/Minions franchise, which of course, leads to a wide-ranging Rule 34 discussion. It wouldn't be ...
2024-08-19 05:43:56 +0000 UTC
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Does your underwear smell of poop? If it does, you might be the guy who blocked Chris after an exchange on Twitter borne out of some of the horrible stuff happening in the UK right now. That's right, Chris James (comedian) is finally back on a main episode and we predictably have a lot of fun as we discuss the audio editing of Chris' podcast "Guys", menial jobs, sex underwear, and a weirdo sneaks backstage at a Comedy Bang! Bang! show. Plus, Chris uses an alt account to troll some Bri...
2024-08-12 05:44:00 +0000 UTC
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DBJ is back and we finally get through the last of the questions left over in the mailbag from the past 4 years. 170 questions later, we are ready to start fresh next month with the 51st mailbag but in the meantime...enjoy this one.
2024-08-08 16:42:31 +0000 UTC
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DBJ is back and we finally get through the last of the questions left over in the mailbag from the past 4 years. 170 questions later, we are ready to start fresh next month with the 51st mailbag but in the meantime...enjoy this one.
2024-08-08 16:34:46 +0000 UTC
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Sam Burns (comedian) joins the show for the first time to tell us about a hot tip that he received that the Facebook group for the small town of Woodstock, Ontario, was a happening time...and about how he got blocked from that Facebook group. It's a real "remember some times" episode as we discuss X-rated video games, games that are banned from Twitch, Outlaw Golf, Grand Theft Auto, smoking weed in college, and Sam tells us how he randomly ended up seeing the Michael Jackson concert d...
2024-08-05 06:42:04 +0000 UTC
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We're back! We thought we'd only need 2 episodes to fully clean out the mailbag, but NO! WE NEED THREE! Here's Part 2, with our good pal Demi Lardner (bigsofttitty.png) as we answer another 57 of your questions. It's night-time for us and the morning for Demi, and shit gets wild!!!!
2024-08-01 01:40:56 +0000 UTC
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We're back! We thought we'd only need 2 episodes to fully clean out the mailbag, but NO! WE NEED THREE! Here's Part 2, with our good pal Demi Lardner (bigsofttitty.png) as we answer another 57 of your questions. It's night-time for us and the morning for Demi, and shit gets wild!!!!
2024-08-01 01:36:33 +0000 UTC
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Raft (comedian/musician) has returned to the show for another wild ride, as we learn about how they got blocked by the infamous Foodgod, a consort of the Kardashians, who blocked Raft for writing a poem about him. Very rude. The episode, let's be honest, is also rude too, as we discuss napkin bibs, fish sandwiches, our dream fast food meals, night cereal, and yes, poop and Raft's recent top surgery. Plus, we meet a guy whose whole deal is awkwardly singing at celebrities, MLB player R...
2024-07-29 05:38:54 +0000 UTC
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In honor of our 50th mailbag episode, we go back and answer every question we never got to for the first 25 mailbags: 68 whole questions! So of course we go long with our good friend Racquel Belmonte answering the important questions like stuff about the COVID vaccine from 2020 and how many people have seen us naked. Part II coming soon!
2024-07-24 16:46:16 +0000 UTC
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In honor of our 50th mailbag episode, we go back and answer every question we never got to for the first 25 mailbags: 68 whole questions! So of course we go long with our good friend Racquel Belmonte answering the important questions like stuff about the COVID vaccine from 2020 and how many people have seen us naked. Part II coming soon!
2024-07-24 16:41:36 +0000 UTC
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Howell Dawdy (musician) returns to the show with a familiar tale of getting banned from Twitter for too many DMCA strikes, but what isn't familiar is that many of those strikes came from one source: the rapper Eminem. Howell takes us down a road of terrible mashups and horrible parody songs as we discuss our new theme song, plastic straws, our favorite pies, and we learn about the guy who is in love with his car. Like, sexually. Plus, Howell introduces us to the social director of a F...
2024-07-22 05:55:27 +0000 UTC
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Will Weldon (comedian) returns to the show to tell us about the time Jeff Ross blocked him after he clearly name-searched his own name and didn't like what he found. You probably remember why that might be. We remember lots of stuff on this show, including the Oilers and Hawk Tuah girls having their moments, the UK holding their elections, Vancouver's bad mayor, and Stefan and John prepare for their annual hockey pool trip, and Will really hates Bill Maher. Plus, Will gets suspended o...
2024-07-15 06:44:18 +0000 UTC
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Remember the show The Newsroom? One guy on Twitter for sure does, as he is somehow STILL pretending to be the fictional news reporter Will McAvoy from that show, and Stefan pissed him off and picked up the block, classic-style. It's a classic guest on the show too, as one of our faves (and yours) Christine Bortolin returns to recap it all. We also get into pretzels, European vacations, drinking alcohol as teens, and we introduce Christine to "smack barm pey wet". Plus, Christine ponders sub-R...
2024-07-11 19:03:38 +0000 UTC
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Remember the show The Newsroom? One guy on Twitter for sure does, as he is somehow STILL pretending to be the fictional news reporter Will McAvoy from that show, and Stefan pissed him off and picked up the block, classic-style. It's a classic guest on the show too, as one of our faves (and yours) Christine Bortolin returns to recap it all. We also get into pretzels, European vacations, drinking alcohol as teens, and we introduce Christine to "smack barm pey wet". Plus, Christine ponders sub-R...
2024-07-11 18:50:52 +0000 UTC
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Alex Berr (comedian) is probably the smartest guest in the show's history, as she has a Ph.D. in Biomedical Engineering but also has muted just about every person's stories and posts on Instagram that she follows so it restricts her app use. She has "blocked" Instagram. It's impressive, and so is this episode, as John screws a bunch of stuff up, Alex joins a secret society, and Stefan talks about Cuckold Night on Go Off Kings, which leads us to go way deep on gimp masks and weird pet ...
2024-07-08 06:27:16 +0000 UTC
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In our first episode with everyone back from vacation, Matt O'Brien (comedian) joins us for a rousing time, as we reconnect and discuss why pre-emptively blocking your landlord is probably a good idea. We also get into turning 40, working at SportChek, the water-skiing/wakeboarding/tubing scene, and John talks about seeing Limp Bizkit in Belfast and meeting Fred Durst. Plus, Matt jokingly asks for a job and then is horrified to learn he might get it, Stefan picks his favorite tweet fr...
2024-07-01 05:58:38 +0000 UTC
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Dan is in Japan and John is fresh off of his return from the UK, so it's a no-frills mailbag with only John and Stefan, no Dan and no expertise for recording video. But hey, we still have a good time! We answer your questions about movie serial killers, aliens, Pokemon, fanfic, tattoos, and Canada's finest restaurant: Montana's Smokehouse.
2024-06-30 07:14:07 +0000 UTC
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Clare Belford (comedian) returns to the show on the last of our pre-tapes before Dan gets back from Japan, and it's a fun one, as Clare blocks any "sexy chat" spam DM she gets invited into but notices one commonality...a fellow comedian showing up in these chats, and subsequently following some of these women. We don't reveal who it is, but you can maybe guess! No guessing about this episode being fun though, as Clare tells us about her new dog (who snores adorably throughout), and we...
2024-06-24 06:27:13 +0000 UTC
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It's a classic 2-for-1 deal this month, as we cover BOTH MuchMusic's answer to MTV: Unplugged, "intimate and interactive" AND the band Our Lady Peace, which our guest, Sequoia Holmes (Black People Love Paramore) had never heard before. We dig into the rich history of MuchMusic's flagship show and ponder a time where Our Lady Peace were one of the biggest bands in Canada.
2024-06-19 16:01:17 +0000 UTC
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It's a classic 2-for-1 deal this month, as we cover BOTH MuchMusic's answer to MTV: Unplugged, "intimate and interactive" AND the band Our Lady Peace, which our guest, Sequoia Holmes (Black People Love Paramore) had never heard before. We dig into the rich history of MuchMusic's flagship show and ponder a time where Our Lady Peace were one of the biggest bands in Canada.
2024-06-19 15:57:17 +0000 UTC
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Emily Heller (comedian) returns to the show to tell us a wonderful story about noticing a print being sold online by a clothing company that was not properly attributed to the artist and it ends up being a strange and beautiful redemption tale–one that also leads to a block. It's a strange and beautiful episode too, as we discuss Emily's emo phase, the new Pop Culture Jeopardy, the butterflies in Emily's garden, and we find a German Limp Bizkit tribute act. Plus, Emily introduces us...
2024-06-17 08:39:48 +0000 UTC
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Danika Thibault (comedian) is BACK to review some of the worst of Cameo and John makes potentially the most horrifying discovery in the HISTORY of Word Up!, which we do understand is saying a LOT. But it's true. Someone really, really liked Home Improvement, and Heidi in particular (and it's not John). We also revisit Nick Diaz, AI makes its way to the platform, and we hear from some of our oldest friends like Pauly Shore and Terry Bradshaw.
2024-06-13 15:04:11 +0000 UTC
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Danika Thibault (comedian) is BACK to review some of the worst of Cameo and John makes potentially the most horrifying discovery in the HISTORY of Word Up!, which we do understand is saying a LOT. But it's true. Someone really, really liked Home Improvement, and Heidi in particular (and it's not John). We also revisit Nick Diaz, AI makes its way to the platform, and we hear from some of our oldest friends like Pauly Shore and Terry Bradshaw.
2024-06-13 14:50:36 +0000 UTC
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Dave Merheje (comedian) joins the show in-person for the first time to tell us about different blocking patterns with two exes, one of which leads to a very interesting reveal. Dave immediately connects with Dan on the episode as we discuss Dan's can situation, the few times Dave stayed with John over the years, people taking selfies with celebs, meeting fans, expensive train rides, and the Disney Star Wars hotel. Plus, British kids complain about ice cream, Elon Musk wants your famil...
2024-06-10 07:15:36 +0000 UTC
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Rory Dunn (comedian) returns to the show and gets banned from the celebrity gossip subreddit Fauxmoi for making a joke about something happening to America's two likely Presidential candidates. One thing Rory doesn't get banned from is his love of drinking milk, which we find out he's doing a lot of because he is entering a strongman competition. Of course, that sends us down a wild rabbit hole where we spend a ton of time discussing World's Strongest Man and Rory's prep for the compe...
2024-06-03 06:19:47 +0000 UTC
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Randee Neumeyer (comedian) returns as John tells the story of how a fellow Leafs fan turns on him for...not liking the Winnipeg Jets jerseys? It's a very strange story that leads us to play "Guess the Bio", as the guy checks off a lot of boxes. We also chat about the crazy Budweiser Clydesdales 9/11 ad, jacking off at the movies, the Semper Fry guy, and Randee gets some strange messages from an arsonist.
2024-05-30 01:46:34 +0000 UTC
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Randee Neumeyer (comedian) returns as John tells the story of how a fellow Leafs fan turns on him for...not liking the Winnipeg Jets jerseys? It's a very strange story that leads us to play "Guess the Bio", as the guy checks off a lot of boxes. We also chat about the crazy Budweiser Clydesdales 9/11 ad, jacking off at the movies, the Semper Fry guy, and Randee gets some strange messages from an arsonist.
2024-05-30 01:42:29 +0000 UTC
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Darcy Michael (comedian) returns to the show with a tale of Meta's new AI screwing him over from posting videos and making content because...his profile picture also had his husband and comedy partner Jer in it. Social media in 2024 rocks. It's been a big few years for Darcy since he was last on the show, as him and Jer have been touring all across North America and have seen their TikTok absolutely blow up. We discuss that, Vancouver's elimination from the NHL playoffs, and Stefan an...
2024-05-27 05:46:01 +0000 UTC
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Danielle Florence (comedian) returns to the show and we're answering YOUR questions about what constitutes "mid-" in the decade your age currently is, the best and worst time of day to jack off, our Mad Max vehicles, perfect poops, snooping bookshelves, and historical reenactments.
2024-05-23 17:16:13 +0000 UTC
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Danielle Florence (comedian) returns to the show and we're answering YOUR questions about what constitutes "mid-" in the decade your age currently is, the best and worst time of day to jack off, our Mad Max vehicles, perfect poops, snooping bookshelves, and historical reenactments.
2024-05-23 17:05:20 +0000 UTC
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