Alex and Tony from Minion Death Cult join us for a rousing look at the Swedish version of Cameo that has a very extensive Canadian section, from hockey players to curlers to bad impersonators. It feels a little bit like the old Wild West days of Word Up!, where frequent fuck-ups make the site and a bunch of people on there have no idea what they're doing. We hear from a string of old NHLers, the world's worst Robert Downey Jr. impersonator, our old pal Kevin Sorbo, and John finds the stranges...
2022-07-29 21:52:30 +0000 UTC
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Will Weldon (comedian) returns to the show for a block of Stefan's, as he finally gets into the story of how the main KFC account blocked him for getting them involved with the Casey Anthony story. But that's not all! Apparently unsatisfied with the level of depth we went into on the poop in John's pool update from the main episode, Stefan goes completely off the rails here, and the episode gets VERY into some toilet talk. Perhaps unsurprisingly, we move from there into somewhat detailed desc...
2022-07-27 17:38:22 +0000 UTC
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Rachel Schaefer (comedian) returns to the show to answer YOUR questions and we somehow find ourselves immediately talking about our worst hot sauce experiences, as Rachel almost ruins a car share and John's face turns nuclear at Safeway. We also talk terrible karaoke songs, condom disposal, hypebeast shoes, freezies, John fighting Jon Taffer, and some actual and sincere relationship advice.
2022-07-14 05:36:36 +0000 UTC
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Cait Raft (writer/comedian) returns to the show where we find out that not only are they a huge SATC fan, but this particular episode is one that they've shown to a million people. And why? Because it's a big moment: Che does stand-up. And not just any stand-up, but a "Netflix special". It's as wild as it sounds, from the open mic-level joke-telling to the post-show antics between Che and Miranda. Plus, Carrie has a run-in with Big's ex-wife, Charlotte's daughter questions her gender identity...
2022-07-07 17:21:47 +0000 UTC
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Ben Flores (writer/comedian) returns to the show to dissect one of Canada's weirdest late 90s/early 00s phenomena: "Open Mike" with Mike Bullard. The strictly Canadian talk show that at one point had higher Canadian TV ratings than both Leno and Letterman, we get into this whole mess, from Mike's penchant for crowd work in lieu of a monologue to the most memorable guest appearance in the show's history as Tom Green brings a dead raccoon onto the show. It is...certainly something. Plus, we tal...
2022-06-29 23:40:56 +0000 UTC
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Adam Christie got COVID and so the mailbag turned into a Blocked Boys special as Producer Dan joins us to answer your questions! We contemplate life as a vampire, give our unpopular fast food opinions, and talk about days where we were at our most gluttonous. Plus, we get into our skin care routine, Mortal Kombat, being a normie, music venues, committing crimes, AIM-worthy lyrics, and Kraft Dinner ice cream.
2022-06-18 01:09:47 +0000 UTC
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Well, I guess we are indeed doing this for real, and our good friend Howell Dawdy (Howell Dawdy's Fast Track) is joining us for one of the more confusing episodes of television we've ever seen, the Big funeral episode. Without the emotional weight this episode would carry if we had followed Sex and the City from the start, Big's death means almost nothing and so this episode centered entirely around his funeral is equal parts perplexing and awful. Charlotte takes a real turn here as the grati...
2022-06-09 03:58:03 +0000 UTC
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John's getting married and Stefan and Dan are throwing him a bachelor party! Along with the help of a bunch of friends, John sits through some agonizing Cameos, including one from Joey that has to be seen to be believed, and then we retire to some Jackbox antics. Join the party!
2022-05-27 18:31:01 +0000 UTC
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Molly Lambert (HeidiWorld) joins the show to answer your questions and we once again go down some wild rabbit holes involving eyelids and foreskin (not as gross as it sounds...I think), pissing people off, abstract Coca-Colas, stripping, cereal mascots, bad songs, and we try to figure out what it means to be a John or a Stefan.
2022-05-25 17:42:12 +0000 UTC
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Gavin Matts (comedian) rejoins the show as John tells the story of how NHL analyst Kevin Weekes went name-searching on Twitter and didn't like what he found. The block informs the show as this was recorded right before Gavin and John had to face Game 7s for their team and so we talk quite a bit about hockey as we get into sports betting, card shows, and the crazy names of junior hockey players. Gavin also introduces us to a new phenomenon in America: sponsored Instagram posts, and they get......
2022-05-18 18:34:09 +0000 UTC
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It's the first in a 10-episode series where we tackle the new Sex and the City show "...And Just Like That" one episode at a time, starting with the pilot, "Hello It's Me". One of our faves Maddy Kelly (comedian) joins us to give us the rundown on all things SATC as the resident expert and person who suggested this show to us, and we learn a lot. Samantha isn't here, which makes the show much less funny, and Che Diaz IS here, which makes the show even more less funny. Bobby Lee is here too, f...
2022-05-04 17:05:15 +0000 UTC
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Our good friend db (Your Kickstarter Sucks) is back, and we are bringing to him the most beloved children's book in Canadian history: The Hockey Sweater. Originally published in French, the guys discuss how the subsequent English translation and cartoon had a huge impact on us growing up, and we even get Mike to do some French translation for us. We also discuss John's curling commentary, farming, and the Toronto Maple Leafs/Montreal Canadiens rivalry. Plus, it's the return of the Canadian Qu...
2022-04-27 17:45:46 +0000 UTC
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Stefan is still away, so Becca and John take the reins of the bonus episode this week, answering listener questions about love, sex, and relationships. Of course, it's mostly questions about their own relationship, from the sexy to the mundane, and they learn a lot about themselves in the process. Producer Dan also offers some assistance for what turns out to be a very fun and revealing episode.
2022-04-21 03:13:40 +0000 UTC
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It's just the Blocked Boys this month as we record another classic mailbag episode for the people. This time, we start out with butt tacos and move on from there into wondering about Goatse's wife, kicking people in the nuts, bad customer service experiences, licking toes, bad hobbies, Double Dare, and Stefan has to try and release an episode without John or Dan.
2022-04-13 21:58:44 +0000 UTC
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Demi and Tom (bigsofttitty.png) join the show for the first time and it does not go well for John, as Stefan finds a weird video from a beach that sends the whole episode careening off the rails into a "John watches stuff he hates" episode. We dive back into the Venus for Men, Twitch gift baskets, coconuts, and Tom lets us into the world of the "cum egg".
2022-03-30 16:12:06 +0000 UTC
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Lauren L. Walker (Battin' Around) returns to discuss one of Canada's biggest personalities and disgraced icon, Don Cherry! Somehow ranked as the 7th Greatest Canadian of All-Time despite not contributing much of anything to the nation's fabric, we look at Don's past as a hockey player, coach, and mostly as a commentator, as we track his eventual decline into senility and his firing from the CBC. We dig into his awful pronunciations, his worse opinions, and his insane clothing! And of course, ...
2022-03-16 19:47:39 +0000 UTC
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Drew (Globe Hell, Clayne Cast) returns to the show to answer YOUR listener questions, including a very heated debate about whether or not a typical residential bathroom should have a urinal. We also get into Weird Al, Ian K., bullshit talents, childhood computer games, and we wonder what item could make us even more insufferable than we already are.
2022-03-09 18:58:36 +0000 UTC
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It's been almost 8 months but Meg Walls unlocks the trivia vault for us once again and we go absolutely wild in a Saturday Night Live round that might be the only impressive feat of trivia we've ever accomplished on this show. What was meant to be a D&D cast reunion falls one short as Jamie can't make it, and so Branson is forced to carry the torch for the guests and he does it very well, scoring higher than any guest on the show has before. But is it enough to beat Stefan and John?
2022-02-25 17:46:43 +0000 UTC
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Nate Ruess (fun., The Format, Clayne Cast) is BACK and we are discussing Vancouver and Canada's bad boy of alternative rock: Matthew Good! From being an asshole in the late 90s and early 00s to straight up problematic today, we are taking a look at what it means to be very far up one's own ass while also only being big in Canada. We investigate how a musical artist can only get big in Canada, what it means to be an American artist touring Canada, and we learn that the songs are also still pre...
2022-02-22 20:31:45 +0000 UTC
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It's another edition of the listener mailbag, as Producer Dan chimes in to answer your questions on becoming a giant, guilty pleasures, getting cursed by a wizard, sex ed, recess games, the Seven Dwarves, superhero hogs, and a medical professional weighs in on Dan's water consumption.
2022-02-09 18:47:45 +0000 UTC
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This is a VOD of our live show from Friday, January 21, as we brought Josh Gondelman (writer/comedian) on the show to look back at every single Cameo we've ordered, from Pauly Shore all the way through to the engagement Cameos the listeners bought for John and Becca. It's a wild ride through the years, and an awful lot of money, too.
2022-01-30 19:21:36 +0000 UTC
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It's our longest episode title EVER as we introduce Claire McNear (The Ringer, Jeopardy! reporter) to Canada's answer to Jeopardy!, a show very aptly named "Canada's Smartest Person". What we learned, however, is these people might not be that smart after all. A game show designed to test The Theory of Multiple Intelligences, it certainly has its Canadian quirks, including a Dan Levy appearance, a weird game based on Twitter, and a contestant who is a professional football player. Plus, we pu...
2022-01-28 04:04:15 +0000 UTC
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It's another world-famous Blocked Bag as we bring on Josiah Hughes (155, Globe Hell) to talk about online freaks before we get into answering YOUR listener questions. We talk Home Alone-style traps, long-running bits, getting murdered, Muppet sex, turning 40, and John gets Josiah and Stefan to guess the 23 Dr. Pepper flavours.
2022-01-19 23:35:00 +0000 UTC
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It's our final listener donation episode, as Stephen paid us to imagine a world where Blocked Party ended in 2027, and this is our reunion show, 10 years later. Stefan exists solely in the cloud, John and Dan both got rich, and Jesse is somehow the President of the United States. It is officially the dumbest thing we've ever done.
2022-01-05 20:57:00 +0000 UTC
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It's the final episode of our Paranoia quest, as we seek to find who was responsible for the "DEATH TO THE COMPUTER" message, and the results may surprise you. Champ (John) ingests some drugs and goes wild as Boulder (Carlos) frantically tries to keep the group under control. We learn a lot about Dodger's (Carla) dark side, Lil' Sexy Mikey (Racquel) writes a song, and Kyle (Stefan) turns out to be a Hydra. And of course, our faithful DM Josh Buergel tries to hold it all together.
2021-12-30 19:49:48 +0000 UTC
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It's shocking it took us this long, but we finally get around to Stefan getting blocked by Bar Rescue's Jon Taffer, after he alerts Jon to the fact he's been interrupting anime role-playing on Twitter pretending to be Jon. It's a wild story that actually has a happy ending, and we dig into it all here. And of course we're joined by our pal Dan O'Sullivan (writer) for this madness, as we force Stefan into a Robert DeNiro impression and the episode takes a real nasty turn. Plus, we talk Christm...
2021-12-21 18:58:59 +0000 UTC
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Savannah Erasmus (comedian) makes her return to the show as we ponder the age-old question: if we weren't ourselves, would we like ourselves? The answers may surprise you! Savannah tells us about building a "charcuterie cabin" we dive into a bunch of other listener questions including our most pretentious habits, bad karaoke, pizza, office clichés, weird sex dreams, and we each narrate a bad time in our lives as though we're on VH1's Behind the Music.
2021-12-17 04:54:22 +0000 UTC
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It's the VOD from our live show last Friday, where past guest Mack Gordon brought his expertise as a Family Feud host to us and things got a little wild. Stefan joined forces with Jesse and Mike from Your Kickstarter Sucks to face off against John and his team of Jeopardy! champs, Alex Schmidt and Seth Wilson. It's brains versus...whatever not brains are, and it's a clash for the ages.
2021-11-26 21:45:07 +0000 UTC
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After a month off for our sweet Carla's appendectomy, the crew is back and we are finally getting down to what brought us here in the first place: the impossible mission! Amidst some budding chemistry between Lil' Sexy Mikey and new team leader Boulder, the group finds the building that might be responsible for housing the problem they're seeking to solve, but can they even enter it? And if they do, what will they find inside? It's our most chaotic adventure yet!
2021-11-24 21:24:51 +0000 UTC
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Ivan Decker (comedian) joins us for another round of listener questions, as we talk comedy rates, TV show themes and rewatches, making months shorter, video game weapons, chocolate, man buns, reality TV, and of course, nutting at the top of Mount Everest.
2021-11-17 16:34:26 +0000 UTC
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