We're back for another instalment of Trivia Party, and this time we are joined by two of our absolute favourites, Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell, The Doughboys! It's another chaotic instalment of the show as Wiger and Mitch argue over who won the lightning round and we debate whether WiFi speeds had anything to do with it. Plus, John continues to show off his mastery of flags, Stefan shows off some rare knowledge, and Quizmaster Meg Walls has a great theme for the music round.
2021-02-24 18:49:07 +0000 UTC
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It's the Vancouver comedy podcast crossover you've all been waiting for, as Sweeps Month continues and we're joined by Graham Clark and Dave Shumka, the hosts of Stop Podcasting Yourself. It's just a good ol-fashioned hangout episode, as we shoot the breeze and talk weird editions of cars, Vanilla Ice, John's foray into digital collectibles, Jackass, and The Great Gazoo.
2021-02-17 22:14:14 +0000 UTC
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John has fully embraced his new role as an internet bad boy, as he gets blocked again, this time by a COVID hoax Twitter account disguising itself as an official federal centre for health and safety. But it's Sweeps Month and he couldn't do it alone, so we invite two fan favourite guests on the show together, Carla Mah and Racquel Belmonte, who make up the comedy duo Carmelahhh. We chat about the block, but we also get to what would happen if Carla and Racquel found themselves in a Freaky Fri...
2021-02-10 20:58:23 +0000 UTC
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The last time Chris James was on our show, he talked about being blocked by the Go Off Kings, and now it's his turn to return the favour, as he blocks Stefan over a misspelled tweet. We knew we had to bring someone close to the situation on, so we turned to our good friend Gavin Matts (comedian) to discuss the block as well as Gavin getting the vaccine ahead of time, Dan losing a testicle, and the infamous "lost episode". We also find time to get into Ice-T, the Muncher saga, and Tony DeAngel...
2021-01-27 19:33:47 +0000 UTC
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We are joined by Bryan and Brett from Street Fight for a wonderful episode full of clips from Dragon's Den, the precursor of and Canada's answer to Shark Tank. We start out with a toilet pitch (obviously) and then move from there to some of the saddest things ever aired on television, from computer security to hot dogs to a plastic pizza box. Come join the capitalist misery parade with us!
2021-01-24 21:57:47 +0000 UTC
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After a horrific bidet accident, John and Stefan switch bodies and have to live in each other's worlds for the duration of this episode, answering questions about toilet routines, masturbation, and the show in general while trapped in each other's body. It's definitely the stupidest thing we've ever done.
2021-01-20 22:44:14 +0000 UTC
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A bonus episode that was paid for by listener Sommer, we are forced to watch 2005 Lifetime movie, "Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life", an evangelical, plotless, nonsensical film that fails in almost every regard. We bring on one of our faves, Libby Watson (Sick Note) to discuss the movie with us, which is a look at Justin, a hyper-competitive teen swimmer who falls prey to internet "porn" addiction, and loses just about everything in the process. We look at the movie's insane plotting to the "...
2021-01-13 20:45:41 +0000 UTC
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We are joined by the phenomenal Caroline Goldfarb (The Renner Files, @officialseanpenn) to watch the thrilling conclusion to the first season of Canada's version of The O.C., Whistler. Find out what happened over the course of the whole messy season thanks to John's wordy recap, and then watch as the season sprints to the finish with women nutting over dead bodies, gunplay, fistfights, and accidental pregnancies. Oh my!
Plus, you can enjoy Caroline's background-making program t...
2020-12-31 18:13:55 +0000 UTC
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HO HO HO, the jolly old man himself joins us for a holiday edition of the mailbag, where we learn an awful lot about Santa's balls, his sexual habits, Mrs. Claus, Christmas porno, and Christmas decorations. We also tackle some non-Christmas topics too, like the story of Hanukkah, and other important things like our longest JO session and what colour our dicks would be if they had to be a colour. It's a horny one, folks!
2020-12-24 01:27:50 +0000 UTC
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As you may have seen on the previous Word Up!, New York Times digital culture reporter Taylor Lorenz introduced us to the world of strange TikTok stars on Cameo. One stood out to us in particular, a young lad named Tyler Brash, who is famous for doing weird POV Cameos. We asked him for a Cameo where he did a POV asking Stefan on John's behalf to do a podcast. What we got? Well it was much, much more.
We're joined by past guest and fan fave Olivia Stadler (comedian, Second Podcast) for a...
2020-12-16 22:21:20 +0000 UTC
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CW: This episode contains some discussion of domestic violence. It does not delve into any details about the violence specifically, but does address UFC fighter's Greg Hardy's criminal history. If you would like to avoid that section, it is from 43:27-57:45.
In one of the more bizarre blocks we've ever had on the show, John gets blocked from his MMA Chat with his friends (and one guy he doesn't know in real life, who does the blocking) for saying he hates Greg Hardy, no...
2020-12-10 00:27:32 +0000 UTC
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It's a fitting end to a fitting adventure, as our valiant heroes make their way to the final battle in an effort to protect the life of Eddie Fastlane (Branson Reese) by stopping the Great Sneaker Heist. Lord Baron of Stratford-Upon-Avon-Upon-Stratford (John) gets a bit too used to using the Wand of Wonder while Dick Army (Jamie Loftus) finally finishes the last of her pills in an attempt to ward off the enemies and Porpo Dorpo (Stefan) proves to be an inspiration for the team.
Can they...
2020-11-26 06:43:35 +0000 UTC
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It's the latest Trivia Party, where we bring on our venerable Quiz Master Meg Walls to challenge us in a battle of wits and skill! To test the two dumbass hosts of BP, we've brought on two fan favourites to play with us, Chris James (Not Even a Show) and Christine Bortolin (improviser, Dating Tips and Tricks and Expert Advice). As usual, it gets wild as we answer questions from tons of different aspects of life, while cracking the usual jokes.
As you'd expect, Chris spends most of...
2020-11-19 16:48:51 +0000 UTC
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We invite our best and craziest friend Chris Locke (Happy Good, Tony and Keith in Nature) on to watch some wild internet videos with us and it gets, well, pretty wild.
Chris fits right in and introduces us to two of our wildest characters yet: Matt Hoss and Markus, the man who walks shirtless in the desert with his wife and begs you to enema yourself.
John and Stefan bring their usual craziness to the mix, with Japanese game shows, vape reviews, angry baseball guys, caveman ...
2020-11-18 01:04:38 +0000 UTC
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It's another edition of the Blocked Party mailbag, where we answer questions from you, our dumbass listeners, in an attempt to help you understand us (I guess). We brought back favourite guest Grace Spelman (writer, future podcaster and Twitch streamer!) to answer a lot of intimate questions from the sweet (which trait in your partner is most inspiring?) to the gross (what is the most fuckable food?) to the curious (how big is too big when it comes to penis size?).
There's no shortage o...
2020-11-11 22:20:24 +0000 UTC
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We rejoin our adventurers in The Catacombs, as their attempt to solve their way out of another puzzle gets them into their first-ever battle. Eddie Fastlane (Branson Reese) gets transformed by another one of Dick Army's (Jamie Loftus) pills, but this transformation turns out to be a stroke of good luck, as Eddie goes on the roll of his lifetime. Meanwhile, Lord Baron of Stratford-Upon-Avon-Upon-Stratford (John) is dealing with a brutal hangover from Dick's concoction of pills in Episode 2, an...
2020-10-31 21:06:40 +0000 UTC
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We've finally done it! After making it to the big one double-oh, we decided to canvass a bunch of you, the listeners, to ask what your favourite memories were over the course of the first 100 (and bonuses). And you delivered! From your favourite guests to your favourite moments, they're all here, and the Blocked Boys comment on all of them: what we were thinking, how they came to be, and how stupid we truly, truly are. Enjoy.
2020-10-28 19:15:52 +0000 UTC
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The Blocked Boys have officially done it. We've done and blended the Canada Juice smoothie. Thank you Ben Bartsch for the inspiration, and our donors for getting us to $8799.00.
Timbits
Cheese Curds
Beaver Buzz (Sasktoon Berry)
Maple Syrup
Coffee Crisp
Banana
Enjoy. (we didn't)
2020-10-23 20:58:47 +0000 UTC
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The Blocked Boys, after two years on the beat, finally get around to trying to attract those beautiful Canadian government grants with a full episode of Canadian content! Come relive the horrors of John and Stefan's youth with clips from the last two decades of Canadian music, film, a...
2020-10-21 19:47:29 +0000 UTC
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It's the second episode of the most grand adventure in Blocked Party history, as we join our party at The Fragrant House, where they're finishing up a meal and deciding where to go next. This episode sees our Prosperity Paladin Dick Army (Jamie Loftus) exercise her connections to Big Pharma, as she feeds all three of of touring party members some pills, to varying results. Our impish Cleric Eddie Fastlane (Branson Reese) is transformed into the mind-state of a 12 year-old boy, but helps lead ...
2020-09-24 17:20:51 +0000 UTC
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It's another edition of the all-Cameo bonus episode, Word Up!, where we find the worst in celebrity shout-outs from Cameo.com and bring them to you! We're joined by New York Times technology reporter Taylor Lorenz for a rousing round of cameos from some of your favourites like Joey, Mike Ditka, Marky Ramone, Terry Bradshaw, Pauly Shore, and Jesse Jane, and we find some new favourites like The Situation, William Hung, and John Daly.
But that's not all! With Taylor's guidance, we are led ...
2020-09-18 17:51:34 +0000 UTC
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It's another edition of the Blocked Party mailbag, where we invite our great friend Lydia Burrell (Big Howell and Possum, musician) on the show to answer listener questions from our Discord.
This time around, Stefan gets baited for some bad takes as we talk about broken clocks, Canadian cities and provinces, sidekicks, and being a pest online. We also become right-wing grifters, swap spots with YKS, talk favourite shirts, and treat Dan to the best day of his life.
2020-09-11 00:59:16 +0000 UTC
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The city of Ptolus has never seen the likes of our 4 adventurers, all in town for a sneaker convention. Lord Baron of Stratford-Upon-Avon-Upon-Stratford (John), an incessant blowhard Bard who claims to be a descendant of the Shakespeare family and his podcast partner, Porpo Dorpo (Stefan), a hypebeast Rogue, are tired after a long day of "podcasting" in the town square. They retire to the Welcome Inn, where they're met by Eddie Fastlane (Branson Reese), a Cleric with a gambling problem who ha...
2020-08-26 17:38:31 +0000 UTC
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Our first live show in a few months, we're joined by derek and dril from Adult Swim's Truthpoint for a rundown of some of the weirdest videos on the internet, as dril provides us a look into his YouTube playlist and we take a look at videos featuring emus, whips, and boot fetish toilet destruction. John and Stefan don't shy away from the weirdness either, as John dips into the world of candy reviews and nu-metal impressions, Stefan digs up a terrible Alan Jackson song and a torn ACL in a geek...
2020-08-19 20:07:02 +0000 UTC
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Every morning you wake up and you're not sure exactly how your day will go. Anything could happen, and this is also true of online. As a great tweet once said, "every day, Twitter has a main character. Your goal is to never be that character." Certainly one morning last summer, John did not wake up and think that he would get blocked for tweeting about Humpback Chubs at a Minor League Baseball team, but the internet takes weird turns and much like a Humpback Chub, sometimes, you just have to ...
2020-08-06 00:26:16 +0000 UTC
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Yes, we have audio issues with this episode. But who gives a fuck, it's a great one, as we complete a year's worth of Cameo episodes with two fantastic guests, Brandon Wardell and Jack Wagner of the wonderful Yeah, But Still podcast. It's an episode that plumbs the depths of celebrity shout-out website Cameo.com once again and hits gold, as we hear from old favourites like Brett Favre, Andy Dick, and Mike, the Toby Keith impersonator.
Plus! It's a cadre of new characters, as Ch...
2020-07-30 21:17:33 +0000 UTC
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OH BABYYYYY Adam Christie (comedian) is back in the house for another wild bonus episode centered around one of Stefan's blocks, beleaguered ex-baseballer Jose Canseco. The Block Tale takes even more of a backseat than usual to a truly insane and chaotic episode where John is forced by Adam and Stefan to eat a "proper" Big Mac after Adam learns John got his without onions and lettuce. We also watch some dreadful standup comedy, talk about Adam's cross-country road trip, learn about Costa Rica...
2020-07-22 22:08:01 +0000 UTC
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We're joined by our old friend Michael Hale (Your Kickstarter Sucks) and another special guest (???) to discuss all the wonderful things our donors have asked in the #mailbag channel on our Discord.
We dig into the story of DB's neighbour-led wellness check, and we get into jousting, teaching, body hair, listener emails, and Stefan shows everyone his ass. Both literally, and figuratively.
2020-07-15 22:06:50 +0000 UTC
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You can NEVER GO WRONG with A CLASSIC MCDONALD'S® BIG MAC® so GET READY to see ME eat my first-ever MCDONALD'S® BIG MAC®! Can BIG MAC SAUCE® really make the difference on this one and WHAT ABOUT THE ONIONS?
Find out all that and more right here in this DETAILED BIG MAC® FOOD REVIEW! John C swings by his local McDonald's® to give his first-ever BIG MAC® a shot! How awesome was the McDonald's® BIG MAC®?! Only one way to find out, guys! Take a Look at THIS!
McDonald...
2020-07-10 23:29:52 +0000 UTC
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Well well well, who knew that a Canadian TV show that aired in 2006-07 would still be victim to copyright claims? After watching the pilot of Canadian primetime soap opera Whistler with our friend Cait Raft (Hot and Rich, Jack AM), we just generally assumed that it had been left for dead by everyone involved. Hell, my friend was on the show for an episode and we tried to get her to come on the livestream for it and she said, and I quote, "I would be a very bad guest because I remembe...
2020-06-25 19:27:55 +0000 UTC
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