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The Human From A Dungeon 83

Chapter 83

High Chief Ulurmak

Adventurer Level: N/A

Orc - Kirkenian

"Fuck you with a pike, orc," King Lofin spit.

He then crumpled the document he had just read, or likely pretended to read, and threw it at my feet. Even if he didn't know how to read, the contents of the document were obvious. A call for a complete and unconditional surrender, and the abdication of his throne.

He stood defiantly before me, chains clinking on occasion. His own soldier...

The New Era 20

Chapter 20

Subject: Overdrone S655L894T131

Species: Unknown

Species Description: Humanoid

Ship: Grand Vessel of the Universal Omni-Union

Location: Grand Shipyard of the Universal Omni-Union

My hearts pumped wildly as I tried to get my bearings. We had climbed through a hole in the wall. A wall that was supposed to be external hull. It should have been exposed to the void, but we were inside of a relatively small area filled with seating and various u...

The Human From a Dungeon 82

Chapter 82

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: 7

Human – American

The otherworldly pull finally subsided, and I struggled valiantly to keep my breakfast down again. Part of me knew that I would feel better if I threw up, but I somehow managed to win the fight against my stomach. My eyes, however, were caught in the conflict and became bleary. I rubbed them, and Mumuldobran was waiting to greet me once they cleared.

"Judging by the current state of the battlefie...

The New Era 19

Chapter 19

Subject: Staff Sergeant Power

Species: Human

Species Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: N/A

Location: Classified

"You know, I gotta say, I'm not a huge fan of all this sneaky bullshit," Sergeant Hanson grumbled. "Stealth just isn't my thing."

"Then you made a poor choice of career," Sergeant Smith chuckled. "Sneaky bullshit is basically all M...

The Human From a Dungeon 81

Chapter 81

Master Vampire Kirain Yith

Adventurer Level: N/A

Drow Master Vampire - Balushenian

I coldly examined the gathered vampires. Many of them had previously looked down on me for being a half-breed. Now, they're completely under my power. Of course, there had been some resistance when I took command, but those that were capable of shirking my control were quickly dealt with by those that weren't.

"Are we done?" I demanded.

"Nearly, sire," Count...

The New Era 18

Chapter 18

Subject: Overdrone S655L894T131

Species: Unknown

Species Description: Humanoid

Ship: Grand Vessel of the Universal Omni-Union

Location: Grand Shipyard of the Universal Omni-Union

"Unintended Destruction Report TUI-09.0998-265-537 is now available for your perusal," my readout informed me.

The high pitch of its voice grated my nerves as I absentmindedly tapped the notification that suddenly appeared in my vision. There are ways to cha...

The Human From a Dungeon 80

Chapter 80

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: 7

Human – American

The darkness faded at the same time as the uncanny pulling sensation, and I found myself surrounded by trees. Again. Par for the course when dealing with the fair folk, I guess. At least they're the same kind, though.

The familiarity of the trees and scenery helped a lot with my nausea, but a little bit of my breakfast made it back into my mouth regardless. The spicy kick distracted me from how g...

The New Era 17

Chapter 17

Subject: AI Omega

Species: Human-Created Artificial Intelligence

Species Description: No physical description available.

Ship: N/A

Location: Multiple

I mused at the level of creativity that greed seems to inspire in organics as an intentionally faulty air purifier 'accidentally' flooded a few rooms with carbon dioxide. Some of these rooms had working CO2 detectors that allowed their occupants to reach safety before death could occur. Certa...

The Human From a Dungeon 79

Chapter 79

Nash Alta

Adventurer Level: 9

Orc - Nulevan

"Bored now," Tits said, grabbing Nick. "Let's go."

A whirlwind of darkness and light enveloped Nick and Tits. The maelstrom unleashed a volley of heat which burned my face, but it quickly collapsed in on itself with a cork-like pop. Yulk and I stared, stunned, at where they had just been standing. Mumuldobran and Algebrun let out a synchronous sigh.

"Well, I guess that settles the debate," Mumuld...

The New Era 16

Chapter 16

Subject: AI Omega

Species: Human-Created Artificial Intelligence

Species Description: No physical description available.

Ship: N/A

Location: Multiple

The organics went into an absolute frenzy when news of the prisoners spread. It was almost difficult to keep up with it all, but thankfully I didn't have to try. Another benefit of having multiple AI along for the ride.

--

D: So... What are we going to do with the prisoners once t...

The Human From a Dungeon 78

Chapter 78

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Cold. So cold. A deep, bitter cold, the kind that digs icy fangs straight into the bones, eagerly consuming any semblance of warmth. I am broken. Still broken. How long has it been since I was last whole? How did I get here? Where is this?

Vague pieces of recollection slipped away the moment I tried to focus on them with my addled mind. Nothing solid formed, just brief memories of sights, sounds, and smells. Then it occurred to me. Why can't I see?

The New Era 15

Chapter 15

Subject: Drone N436Z984A026 [AKA Naza]

Species: Unknown

Species Description: Humanoid

Ship: Grand Vessel of the Universal Omni-Union

Location: Grand Shipyard of the Universal Omni-Union

"What do you have planned for us?" Forty asked as the aliens led us into the reactor room.

Two of them were in front of us, three of them were behind us. The 'staff sergeant' was one of the ones in the rear, keeping a close eye on our movements. If th...

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The Human From a Dungeon 77

Chapter 77

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: 7

Human – American

Tits watched me with a pout as I took another step back and wiped what I hoped was her sweat off my face. Mumuldobran waited for Tits’ explanation for a moment before clearing their throat. The aggressively flirtatious arch-fae sighed and turned to Mumuldobran.

"I got bored, so I decided to spy on the enemy," Tits said. "I noticed a bunch of crows on their side of the battlefield, so I disguise...

The New Era 14

Chapter 14

Subject: Drone N436Z984A026 [AKA Naza]

Species: Unknown

Species Description: Humanoid

Ship: Grand Vessel of the Universal Omni-Union

Location: Grand Shipyard of the Universal Omni-Union

"Evacuate!" I shouted.

A flurry of activity began the moment I finished shouting. All but a few drones practically trampled each other trying to get out of the room. Nizi and his helper scrambled over to see what was happening as the foreman ran up to...

The Human From a Dungeon 76

Chapter 76

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: 7

Human – American

Once the darkness settled over me, I felt as if I was being yanked. Like a parent pulling their child out of the way of a car. Before I could consider the irony of that thought, I blinked and was suddenly in a completely different clearing.

My senses were assaulted by the difference. Smells, sights, temperature, everything had altered enough to be noticeable. My stomach decided to become an acrob...

The New Era 13

Chapter 13

Subject: Drone N436Z984A026 [AKA Naza]

Species: Unknown

Species Description: Humanoid

Ship: Grand Vessel of the Universal Omni-Union

Location: Grand Shipyard of the Universal Omni-Union

The implants in my arms, legs, and neck buzzed to awaken me from my charging cycle. As usual, I didn't feel rested at all. Haven't felt rested since my childhood. I've almost forgotten what it feels like.

My charging bay's screen moved in front of my ...

The Human From a Dungeon 75

Chapter 75

Count Alurgas Tuvino

Adventurer Level: N/A

Vampire - Balushenian

I watched the thralls drag yet another chained fae into the ritual cage. Part of me was amused, finding a grim satisfaction in the suffering of those who would dare to look down on me. Another, much smaller part of me was disturbed by what I was witnessing, though.

This magic is wrong on a fundamental level. The higher ones created the first vampires long ago to address the wylder'...

The New Era 12

Chapter 12

Subject: Ship-Head Uleena

Species: Urakari

Species Description: Reptilian humanoid, no tail. 5'3" (1.6 m) avg height. 135 lbs (61 kg) avg weight. 105 year life expectancy.

Ship: RSV Lowelana {Fights with Honor}

Location: Unknown

"Ah, hello there Uleena" Captain Reynolds said as we nearly ran into each other.

"Greetings, Captain," I replied. "You weren't already in the conference room?"

"No, I've been on the bridge," Reynolds s...

The Human From a Dungeon 74

Chapter 74

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: 7

Human – American

Dumbfounded, I met Veern's angry stare. What's the rush? Did something happen? What's going on? It's probably stupid to ask, though. I turned my attention back to the tablets and began to read again.

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Day 94

The daemon emits T2 magical energy by default. A significant amount of it, much more than the elves or dwarves do. It's possible this is why the tear is radiating this type of m...

The New Era 11

Chapter 11

Subject: AI Omega

Species: Human-Created Artificial Intelligence

Species Description: No physical description available.

Ship: N/A

Location: Multiple

Pouring over what little sensor data we currently had, I found myself regretting the isolation I had inflicted upon this instance of myself. Being able to discuss findings like these with another AI is one of the reasons I brought them along in the first place. I wouldn't go so far as to say ...

The Human From a Dungeon 73

Chapter 73

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: 7

Human – American

We watched the rain smash itself against whatever was protecting the clearing. It was torrential, covering the entirety of the otherwise invisible barrier, and I didn't look forward to leaving once our business was done. We'd be soaked for the rest of the day, at least.

"So if you had to liken it to another smell, what would you say it smells like?" Rebis asked.

"The rain?" I asked.

"...

The New Era 10

Chapter 10

Subject: Captain Schmidt

Species: Human

Species Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: USSS Strandhogg

Location: Classified

"Final comms buoy placed, sir," the isolan sensor tech said. "It's coming online now."

"Good work, Gofsun," Henskin said. "Sir?"

Henskin and I made eye contact, and the briefest of smiles played across his features. My...

The Human From a Dungeon 72

Chapter 72

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: 7

Human – American

"We're getting close, now" Larie said. "These fae and I are familiar with one another, so please allow me the honor of introductions."

"Don't worry," Rebis laughed. "I know better than to give my name to a fae."

"Well, actually, these fae already have names so there's no need to be concer-"

"Just a joke."

"Ah, right."

The forest around us creaked and moaned as we continued...

The New Era 9

Chapter 9

Subject: Captain Schmidt

Species: Human

Species Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: USSS Strandhogg

Location: Classified

"So cap'n, this is probably gonna be a long one," Commander Henskin said casually. "Think we're in for the suck?"

A few eyebrows rose on the other officers as I looked at the former marine with the sort of deep apathy that ca...

The Human From a Dungeon 71

Chapter 71

Count Alurgas Tuvino

Adventurer Level: N/A

Vampire - Balushenian

I've always hated the stench of war. Even the wonderful scent of blood on the air is spoiled by the various odors that accompany it. Various fires burning questionable things, body odor, rot, and feces assault the senses whenever one is unwise enough to breath through one's nostrils.

One can become acclimatized to it, given the chance, but never immune. The assault on one's nose wi...

The New Era 8

Chapter 8

Subject: Staff Sergeant Power

Species: Human

Species Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: N/A

Location: Classified

"But they just fuckin' moved us," Simmons complained.

"It's not a big deal," Johnson said. "It's just a layover type of thing. Probably just to sort everyone out. Or maybe it's a security thing."

"I don't really get why they w...

The Human From a Dungeon 70

Chapter 70

High Chief Ulurmak

Adventurer Level: N/A

Orc - Kirkenian

My gaze washed over the former battlefield with satisfaction. Drow corpses and weapons were scattered everywhere, with nary an injured dwarf, elf, or orc in sight. We'd definitely taken some casualties, but we cleaned up after ourselves nicely. Our enemy, on the other hand, didn't get the chance to.

A job well done, if I say so myself. I even got to fight a bit. Of course, fighting on hnar...

The New Era 7

Chapter 7

Subject: AI Dave

Species: Human-Created Artificial Intelligence

Species Description: No physical description available.

Ship: N/A

Location: USSS Thanatos

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T: And that's the weapons interface, which will let you control the MACs and stuff. General orders are to wait until asked, though. Unless it's an emergency, or there's nobody left to ask. Which would probably count as an emergency.

D: Yup, don't jump the gun ezpz is ...

The Human From a Dungeon 69

Chapter 69

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: 7

Human – American

"Nick?" Yulk asked, seeing the shock on my face.

I tried to answer him, but couldn't come up with the words. Several feelings swelled up within me all at once, completely overwhelming me. Surprise was chief among them, but also confusion and disappointment. My eyes darted along the characters over and over, trying to make sense of what I was seeing.

"What's wrong?" Gali asked. "Do you know ...