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The Human From a Dungeon

Chapter 1

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: N/A

Human - American


"So... what do you suppose it is?"

"I dunno. It looks kinda like an elf. But the ears are weirdly round, and it has... body hair."

"Yeah, can't be an elf. Maybe it's a tall dwarf?"

"No. Not enough body hair to be dwarven. Plus I've never heard of a dwarf over four feet tall."

"Yeah, me neither. Don't they all have beards?"

"Pretty sure."

These voices sounded stran...

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The Human From a Dungeon 2

Chapter 2

Nash Alta

Adventurer Level: 8

Orc - Nulevan


"So you two woke it up!?" Chief Gluhern shouted.

"No sir!" I lied.

"We were simply guessing at what he could be when he woke up all on his own," Yulk lied. "We had a short discussion with him, had Catalina grab him some food, and came immediately here to inform you, sir."

The chief eyed us suspiciously. He knows we're lying, but he also knows that he can't prove it. Yulk and I will cover...

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The Human From a Dungeon 3

Chapter 3

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: N/A

Human - American


"What do you mean you don't want to go to college?" Cass asks.

I run my hand through her silky hair and reply, "I don't want to do anything. Not without you."

"Well, I can probably get into any school that you get into. Or we can do long distance, if you can wait for me," she says with a smile.

"Of course I can, but..." I say, trying to remember what the problem was. "Okay, yeah, I...

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2nd Edition

The 2nd Edition of The New Species will be submitted for publishing on Monday June 12th. It includes some formatting fixes, a better looking cover, and corrections for spelling and math errors (of which there was one of each [which isn't bad for a first edition]).

I figured I'd give you this heads up just in case you're an avid collector of flawed first editions lol

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The New Species 42

Chapter 42

Subject: Prime 1

Species: Omni-Union Aligned Artificial Intelligence

Description: No physical description available.

Ship: MPP 1

Location: Unknown

**Contact with Organic Sentients in Sector 132**

Reports, reports, reports. More and more pouring in as time goes by. Was this actually their intention with our creation? Read reports all day, every day? Why would they give me the ability to get bored if they actually wanted us to complete this t...

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Patron Q & A!

This video was shot without edits due to my editing software no longer functioning. Also, the quality is pretty impressive considering that I shot it on a potato. Yes, that's an "I'm from Idaho" joke.

Hope you all enjoy :)

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The New Species 41

Chapter 41

Subject: Ship-Head Uleena

Species: Urakari

Description: Reptilian humanoid, no tail. 5'3" (1.6 m) avg height. 135 lbs (61 kg) avg weight. 105 year life expectancy.

Ship: RSV Lowelana {Fights with Honor}

Location: Sol


"It's been more than three hours, ship-head. When can we stand down?" asked Kriin.

"We'll be able to stand down when they tell us to stand down, sister," replied Kraan in my stead.

Kriin made a face and hissed ...

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TNS Chapter 41 Preview

Chapter 41 will release on Monday May 29th at 0800 MST. Thank you so much for your support, and I hope you enjoy this preview.


Chapter 41

Subject: Ship-Head Uleena

Species: Urakari

Description: Reptilian humanoid, no tail. 5'3" (1.6 m) avg height. 135 lbs (61 kg) avg weight. 105 year life expectancy.

Ship: RSV Lowelana {Fights with Honor}

Location: Sol


"It's been more than three hours, ship-head. When can we stand down?" asked Kr...

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The New Species 40

Chapter 40

Subject: Admiral Hawk

Species: Human

Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: USSS Nidhogg

Location: Alpha Centauri

***

Recipient: Admiral Hawk

Intelligence has been gathered. Further incursion impossible. Enemy strength exceeds predictions.

By the order of the United Systems Senate and The Directorate you are to proceed with Operation Ragnaro...

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TNS Chapter 40 Preview

Here's a preview of Chapter 40, which will release on Monday May 22th at 0800 MST. Thanks for your support!


Chapter 40

Subject: Admiral Hawk

Species: Human

Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: USSS Nidhogg

Location: Alpha Centauri

***

Recipient: Admiral Hawk

Intelligence has been gathered. Further incursion impossible. Enemy strength excee...

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The New Species 39

Chapter 39

Subject: AI Omega

Species: Human-Created Artificial Intelligence

Description: No physical description available.

Ship: Multiple

Location: Multiple


The Omni Union was full of surprises, it would seem. Even with the aid of the black boxes, things weren't going very smoothly. The first thing I had done was take out their off-planet communications, and that was akin to kicking the proverbial anthill.

They were also far more numerous ...

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Bonus Content "The Human CH1 Preview"

Hi everyone! Chapter 39 of The New Species doesn't really have a preview that can be shared without spoiling it, so I thought I'd give you all a sneak peak at my new serial, "The Human". Release date is still tbd, but it will be within the next few weeks or so.

I know, I'm terrible at titles. Also, I'm working on discord integration but I can't promise anything will come of it. Enjoy the preview!


Chapter 1

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: N/A

Human - Ameri...

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The New Species 38

Chapter 38

Subject: Staff Sergeant Power

Species: Human

Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: USSS Liberty

Location: Planet Alpha


"Clear at 280!"

"Clear at 110!"

"All clear. Sit-rep," I ordered.

Eleven yellow lights and one green light lit up. Corpsman Yunk was the only green light, because the corpsman wasn't using his ammo. Fair enough, t...

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TNS Chapter 38 Preview

Here's a preview of Chapter 38, which will release on Monday May 8th at 0800 MST (that's a lot of 8s). I'm also working on another project that will tide you over once The New Species wraps up, but I've been putting my all into TNS and will probably have a preview of the new project ready later this month. Obviously, if you're reading this, you'll get first dibs on any official announcements and previews :) Thanks for your support!


Chapter 38

Subject: Staff Sergeant Pow...

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The New Species 37

Chapter 37

Subject: Captain Wong

Species: Human

Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: USSS Valor

Location: Sol


"Tim, how many do we have left?" I asked.

"29,683,271. We have destroyed 8,471,282... 283... 284... 286..." Tim replied.

"Right, I get it. Well, let's keep at it."

The Omni-Union had attacked about ten minutes after Tim had told me...

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TNS Chapter 37 Preview

Chapter 37

Subject: Captain Wong

Species: Human

"I'm going to die of boredom, Babanin," I said.

"I could give you access to a copy of The Alumari Renegade, sir," Tim chimed in with a literal chiming sound.

"Wasn't talking to you, Tim. And I hate romance novels," I replied tersely.

"Ah, but you know about it. What, read it already or something?"

"Everyone knows about The Alumari Renegade. A trashy smut novel that the author wrote to expand his horizons...

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The New Species 36

Chapter 36

Subject: Fleet Leader Barrilin Onaya

Species: Oyan

Description: Avian humanoid, feathered tail. 6'1" (1.8 m) avg height. 96 lbs (43 kg) avg weight. 161 year life expectancy.

Ship: RSV Nolbarinil {Majestic In Flight}

Location: Sol

As it turns out, the USSS Thanatos is one hell of a ship. I'm not normally one to avoid taking part in the fighting, but Admiral Heckett had finally worn me down and I accepted his invitation to join him. He made several...

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TNS Chapter 36 Preview

Chapter 36 is going to be releasing on 04/24/23 at 0800 MST for all my awesome patrons! Please enjoy this preview!


Chapter 36

Subject: Fleet Leader Barrilin Onaya

Species: Oyan

"No problem, sir. Well, here we go," he said as he stepped forward to open the door.

I followed him and was stunned by the room we were entering. There were screens and seats and tables and desks all over the place, but somehow it didn't feel the least bit cluttered. There weren...

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The New Species 35

Chapter 35

Subject: Staff Sergeant Power

Species: Human

Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: USSS Liberty

Location: Planet Alpha


"So what are they calling this system anyways, sarnt?" PFC Reinhardt asked SGT Gruff.

"Don't think it has a name, right staffsarnt?" Gruff asked me.

"There wasn't one in the brief. It probably has one of those alphanum...

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TNS Chapter 35 Preview

Chapter 35 releases 04/17/23 at 0800 MST on Patreon! Enjoy the preview in the meantime. :)

Chapter 35

Subject: Staff Sergeant Power

Species: Human


"You would know that they're calling it OU Planet Alpha if you had payed attention to the verbal brief or read your fucking packet, Reinhardt," Gruff spoke up.

"I didn't read the packet either, to be fair," Corpsman Yunk provided. "Don't even know what the mission name is."

"It's Operation Vainglorious...

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The New Species 34

Chapter 34

Subject: Captain Young

Species: Human

Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: USSS Liberty

Location: Alpha Centauri

Last night I had received word that the fleets had finished mustering, so I woke up extra early just in case we got orders to jump. We did not. Instead we were told to wait and not told why. There'd been no word of another assault on Sol. There'd...

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TNS Chapter 34 Preview

A little preview of Chapter 34 to tide you over until its release on 4/10/2023 at 0800 MST! Thank you once again for supporting my story :)

Chapter 34

Subject: Captain Young

Species: Human

Ship: USSS Liberty

Location: Alpha Centauri


"Johnson, I'm sending you a software patch for the FTLD. Apply it," I ordered.

"Aye aye, sir," Navigation Officer Lieutenant Johnson replied.

My XO, Commander Ying turned to me and asked, "What's the patch...

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The New Species 33

Chapter 33

Subject: Admiral Archibald

Species: Human

Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: USSS Lacedaemon

Location: Alpha Centauri


I had made the rounds and briefed the marines. All in all it had went well and only taken four days. Finalizing the plan and rebuilding the fleets back up to full strength had taken another four days. Omega's project had taken a...

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TNS Chapter 33 Preview

I very much appreciate your continued support! I hope you like this preview of Chapter 33 which will release on Patreon on 4/03/23 at 0800 MST! 

Subject: Admiral Archibald

Species: Human

Ship: USSS Lacedaemon

Location: Alpha Centauri


"Yes, Omega?" I asked as a hologram in the shape of a grim reaper appeared on my desk.

"We've got news. The reason for the delay is because of a discovery that was just made regarding the anti-warp technology th...

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The New Species 32

Chapter 32

Subject: AI Henry

Species: Human-Created Artificial Intelligence

Description: No physical description available.

Ship: N/A

Location: Classified

"Henry, I need you," Dr. Einheimer said.

Not like I'm busy or anything you wrinkly sack of bones. The "good" doctor had been working around the clock to solve the new anti-warp tech that we'd gotten from the scouts. A good project, to be sure, but Einheimer is down right insufferable. I'd rather wor...

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TNS Chapter 32 Preview

Thank you for your continued support! Please enjoy this preview of Chapter 32 which will release on Patreon on 3/27/23 at 0800 MST! I'm totally not copy pasting this intro message!


Chapter 32

Subject: AI Henry

Species: Human-Created Artificial Intelligence

Description: No physical description available.

Ship: N/A

Location: Classified


"Henry, I need you," Dr. Einheimer said.

Not like I'm busy or anything you wrinkly sack of ...

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The New Species 31

Chapter 31

Subject: Staff Sergeant Power

Species: Human

Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: USSS Liberty

Location: Alpha Centauri


I woke at around 0400, ready and raring to start my day. I'd gone to sleep at zero balls thirty, which meant that I got to sleep in. Nice. One of the best parts of being a gen-alt is not needing much sleep. I'd heard that the re...

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TNS Chapter 31 Preview

Thanks for your continued support! Please enjoy this preview of Chapter 31 which will release on Patreon on 3/20/23 at 0800 MST!

Subject: Staff Sergeant Power

Species: Human


"This looks like... Alpha Centauri, I'm pretty sure," CPL Chang chimed in.

"Yeah, there's the shipyards. But... hey sarnt could you activate the highlights?" LCPL Livingstone asked.

"I'm not your fucking remote, marine," SGT Gruff growled as he tapped the screen again.

"Yeah,...

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The New Species 30

Chapter 30

Subject: Staff Sergeant Power

Species: Human

Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: USSS Liberty

Location: Tanar {plentiful harvest}

"I hate this fucking planet," Private First Class Brint said over comms.

I immediately turned to him and gave him the sign to shut the fuck up. Comms security was a priority on this assignment. The gont insurrectionists ma...

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TNS Chapter 30 Preview

Thank you for all your support! Here's a preview of chapter 30, which will be released on 03/13/23 at 0800 MST!

Chapter 30

Subject: Staff Sergeant Power

Species: Human

They'd dropped us 20 miles from the gont base, which was about 10 miles more than necessary. Whatever, we'd already marched 12 miles so we'd be there soon. The humans on the squad are still looking fresh, like we're just out for a Sunday stroll. But that's because we were all gen-alts. Aliens could go th...

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