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GUYS! - A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME - Kind of Important!

Hi.

Uh, so can I ask a teeeeensy favor?

No, its not more money.

In fact should pay me less. I mean, I literally sent the editor 150 bucks worth of Bratwurst in the mail. Seriously, you can do that. And 100 bucks worth of coffee.

Use this for shipping meats btw -  https://www.hermannwursthaus.com/  - if you like Pork and delicious German bacon that is. I don't get shit for telling y...

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For those aspiring Spacemen.

I suggest heartily, Goon and /vg/

Goon is here:  https://wiki.ss13.co/Main_Page  (read this, trust me). Sever links are on that page. Download BYOND and make an acct.

/vg/ is here  https://ss13.moe/ 


Both are good, but different. Goon has mentor chat and will walk you through anything. Mentors are there to help. Be ...

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Support a very good space station

Guys.  https://www.patreon.com/pomf 


You get ice cream if you make a big donation to keep /vg/ station operational. Just sayin.


Ice cream.


Also, if you guys were interested, I may write up a list of stations that I recommend you play on, at least so you can find a good time in spacemans land.

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Once upon a time, long long ago...

This was the first BPL website. It existed from 2006 to 2010 roughly. I rediscovered this recently and wanted to share.

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Enjoy gentlemen!


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End of the Month

Fair warning you guys pay for some of this stuff. Again, fair warning if you want to pull funding, tomorrow is pay-day and accordingly you will be charged. Please do consider your levels of patronage carefully. Dont want anybody to feel like they overpaid for a swearing 2D farty spaceman to horde guns. 


Just a fair warning per always.


-Tex



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Some Good stuffs

Here are some good musics from people I collaborate with:

Mr goat, Legionary Bard -  https://soundcloud.com/user-168042611-872573264 

My own Soundcloud with music from everyone on it -  https://soundcloud.com/user-92288051 

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Here we go AGAIN

The ride never ends

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Some Cross promotion here!

This is my editor.

He's fantastic.

This is probably the comfiest stream known to man. It's comfy as FUCK.

I wanted to share this because this guy makes a lot of this happen, and with your patreon money, I buy him bacon. Like, a shit-ton of bacon.


Why?


Because I've warned you. This is how I spend your money. 

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The legion comes up with many things.

This is one of them.


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You guys make this shit happen

Seriously, clap your god damn hands.

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TEX TALKS BATTLETECH IS A GO

May the 20th. Be Prepared Boys.

I have to thank my editor for such a quick turnaround. This one will be, well, more or less a fluke. It's a half-episode. Episode 6.5


One after that will be, well, some time in the future. I need to give him a break from stompy robots for a little bit. That being said, scripting and real work is done for some time in the future. We're really working hard on this one guys, so please show your love.

Uh, so another thing!

Arca...

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Just a heads up

Guys, try discordia/eris station.  It's on the hub. Its fucking great.

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PRODUCTION HAS STARTED

Production for the next tex talks battletech has started.


Hopefully this special episode will be done by the 20th. It's going to be a very special in between episode. 


#REMEMBERTUKKAYID


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QUERY FOR LOYAL FANBASE

Hi there folks.


Tex of the Black Pants Legion here.


(You read that in my voice)

So!

I may stream Friday. What we do?

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Here we go.


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The Oney Situation, This week in Spacemans, Payday, Other things.

Alright. Here's the situation report o' the Month. It's the First and I really shout get in the habit of writing more here. However, I tend to suck at writing in these places and other than telling you folks "Hey, don't give me money" or "It is rapidly approaching the end of month, please stop giving me money" or "Hey, My health is taking priority and I can't make 50 things a week anymore".

Some people naturally got mad at the above. One person told me the only reason they watched was...

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Making good progress...

New tex talks battletech is progressing.


Stream tonight possibly!!!

They're all archived.

If you miss one that is. 

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So this happened as well.


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O YEAH!


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Stream Tonight(ish)

Stream Tonight! Unless you don't live where I live, then its stream whenever.


Or, you can just do whatever.


However, I upload all of my streams so here you go. 


 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR5zhFCFVb9VNYCHvtex5suUswrh3aMtG 


Enjoy that stuff. See you in hell!

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A QUESTION!

Okay boys and girls, at a certain level of this thing, I was going to start funding toward the building of a SS13 or Similar server experience. So I want to ask your guys input on that.


Building a GOOD ss13 server is going to require a team, and time. Otherwise I'm just another schmuck running a copy of /tg/ code and being very, very boring. I'd rather add to the community than dilute it. That being said,  here's what Im thinking.

I'll let you guys decide. I'll...

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20k Subscribers, holy nuts.

After 8 years, almost 9.

After nearly 700 Episodes of ss13

After many years of bad audio, and worse luck with youtube

After being demonetized, unranked, and throttled


I hit 20k Subscribers. 


Bless you all crazy spaceman. Bless you all. 

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I may need less patreon money this month.

Or More.

I am uncertain.

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Battletech episodes

Some have requested this. This list  tentative and may change. Also, I'll open the polls to new mech shit once I'm done with these.

1. Catapult (worked on right now)

2. The tripitz affair

3. The amaris civil war

4. The blackjack

5. clan elementals 

6. The charger story

7. The Mackie (the first mech)

8. The hunchback

9. The warhammer (and its lawsuits)

10. Hatchet and axeman

11. Centurion

12. Dragon

13. I'l...

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Fyi

Fyi: ladies and gents

1. End of xenonauts, probably airing some time in late April.  Earth wins. Gloriously .


2. After that, arcanum in HD


3. TEX TALKS BATTLETECH WILL CONTINUE. Give it time. Trust me.

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Three big things

1. Reminding as I do: remember that you will be charged per normal at the end of the month. Reminder again, at this point I welcome anyone who wants to pull funding or has other pending money sinks they want to  fund. As explained previously, my work in meatspace is very stressful and I have little time or energy to dedicate to content creation at the pace I used to.

Keep in mind I'm still probably going to out perform many channels in that you'll get multiple episodes a month if n...

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We Make commercials.

They are not good.


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So. Almost 17k subs

Don't  know how or why. I sure as hell never did this the easy way by playing what was popular or easy views. I never really thought much on that number as it was just that, a number. Going forward, I'm gonna say a few things.

1. I will never, ever endorse a product or service for money. Merely because I like it. I won't sell you jack shit. I will never drop links to sell you games or razors or crates of shit or whatever. That's dishonest. I will always use the tip jar method. Pay ...

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Im greeting all the new Spacemen this week after a tuber-tide.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/b34jpq/a_welcome_to_new_players_from_glorious_cargonia/



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