BPLTEX

Here's to another fuckin' year

So, I'll try to keep this short as I am able. Its my birthday (Aug 26, 2017), Im 33 years old, and I just wanted to say thank you all for what you've done for my channel, my delusions of mediocrity, and everything else. I hope you guys are having a much nicer day than I have.

The past 24 hours have been fairly shit. My grandfather went into the hospital for kidney issues but in the scans they found lesions on his bones. Its probably Multiple Myleoma. His bones are chock full of it. At his...

So what if . . .

What if I could get George Ledoux 

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1554815/

For a joke endorsement for this channel as his character Duncan Fisher?

https://youtu.be/7XvjcCHjvok

Just thinking out loud here. Because I made contact with him and he's seen some of my stuff.

2017-08-09 14:47:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Brutal Doom

Go to Mod Db

Download the complete Brutal Doom thing by searching for Brutal Doom

Play it

Thank me later.

A Sneak Peek

This is a sneak peek of an edited film set to release on Saturday. Take a looksie before it goes public.

Basically: A legionnaire came forward and offered their skills to edit my shit. I'll occasionally toss them stuff to keep em' busy. 

Reason I'm Bitter #471

Figured I'd put this here.

Pretty much an exact replica of the Teddy Bear I lost when my family lost their house and discarded "junk".

RIP Mr. Snuffles.

-Tex- 

First Person mode: Hobo Murder

While everyone else does things with GTAOnline to include pimping out cars they will never own or dressing in suits they'd never fit in , I instead opt to play the role of "Hobo Murder Simulator mans"

Free at Last

I made it. I am finally now in a home, and now have proper internet. This is all courtesy of viewers like you. I wanted to pause a minute and acknowledge you guys for all the help you've given. Also to say that the credits should reflect all the gratitude and help I've given, at least the shit I recorded post June. The stuff before that that's still slowly coming out like play-do or whatever . . poop shaped thing you can imagine, has been on a scheduled/timed release and therefore may not have t...

So I made it

Im still trying to settle in and register everything thats happened. ALl of it made possible because viewers like you. Getting settled in a new town, a new state, a new part of the country, after driving 1700 miles in 4 days is a bit exhausting. I had initially thought I'd come out gangbusters and just knock it all down but boy was I wrong.

Anyways, wanted to say thank you for all the love. Im in a newer and hopefully better place thanks to your help.

-Mr Tex-

A thank you

Humbly, I want to say thank you all for making this opportunity work for me. It's hard to do anything with youtube these days, for the powers that be do not care for small channels. Unless you have a SJW haircut and jump at childish jump scares, screaming like a toddler, or are willing to endorse any product at any cost regardless of its actual merit, you will find a very hard time in gaming media these days.

For a long time I have had difficulty in moving forward. I was just a little tape...

Much Thanks

I had created the Patreon originally to help me stave off channel defeat by placating the comcast demons. However, it appears now that it has moved beyond that point and will now help me actually get my car not-shit and perhaps safe to drive.

A christmas Miracle!

At any rate, I just wanted to say thanks. I know many folks intended to just donate once and will go back to non-donation once this is all handled, and Im fine with that. Just a little help for now is quite...

Moving

Okay folks.

This is something I'm only telling the Patrons, at least at this juncture. I will talk about it later. O' you chosen few. So, it seems likely I will be moving, twice. First out of my apartment at the end of this month, and then across the United States at the end of the next.

That being said, I appreciate all the support you guys have given. Had youtube not had idiots on the front page soaking up all the money and scaring all the investors away, I might be able to make ...

ANOTHER MONTH, ANOTHER GLORIOUS MONTH

Thank you all for your support. I'm told a lot of people on patreon dont talk to people or are unreachable.

Im going to say this:

Those people are assholes.

Thank you for your kindness and support.

If you ever need to get in touch with me folks...

MR_TEX#0935 on Discord

-or-

theblackpantslegion@gmail.com

Thank you all.

Also people who aren't patrons cant see this. So AHA...

Favorite stuff of mine

Thought I'd share this with my patrons. This is one of my favorite playlists, of stuff I've done at least. I figure I'd give you guys the inside track to the 'good shit' while everyone else has to search manually. PLEBIANS!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR5zhFCFVb9XsWXufSlxASn7HD50VWeCt

BPL PROMO REEL

Im going to be putting these in the credits for fun, or right in front of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5JVLRKSbT8&feature=youtu.be

Only PATREON folks, or those chosen in the BPL DISCORD get this link

The rest have to wait until the new videos.

-Tex-

We did it

4k subscribers folks. Thank you all so very much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UehlTs1HlSw

Wallow in your achievements!

Your Money at work

People said I needed to advertise. So I used my patreon money and did this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn4E9hHy9QU&lc=z13oe5za2q3fghaab04cjn4phzfhcpko5b4

Thank you all, again

I just wanted to say thank you all for helping support my small channel. I was looking over patreon the other day, and I realize much larger groups always tend to ask for donations on patreon or somesuch, and give nothing in return. No recognition, no real notes, just "Give me money because I deserve it" and it works.

Some of these channels average 1 video per month, and call youtube their full time job. I put out 1 a day on average, and call it a hobby gone wrong. 

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JUST EDITIN' FILM AT 3AM

When insomnia hits, edit film. Thats what I always say.

A kind Apology, please forgive me

Hello there.

Channel will be taking a slight (modest) break for the next week as I have a good friend in town. I'll still upload stuff, but it wont be 10-20 episodes for the week per normal. It'll be more like 5. Please bear with me!

But keep in mind, I dont know many other channels that can boast the output I do.

Even if its slightly above mediocre!

-Tex himself-

Not sure if this is just me...

Have you guys noticed that small channels on youtube tend to be outside the acceptable 'zone' for the algorhythm which puts viewers in touch with creators? Have you also noticed on twitch things are seemingly different? 

Im asking you, patrons, to see what you think. I've never done twitch and mostly dislike it for the obvious reasons (boobtubers, talentless 14 year olds screeching when their K/Ds go flopsided, annoying 'experts' in games that really are nothing but) but Im rea...

A Day at the Mechanic, Part 3

My mechanic attaches a thing of Jelly-Beans and a thank you note to every dashboard when he's done. Mainly because he's a nice guy. As you can see "Dave" the mechanic signed it, along with his sub-mechanic Steve...who drew a little face. So we know what he looks like. He's shy. Anyways, Again, thank you all.

A day at the mechanic part 2

Here is one of the offending brake pads. This was the worst worn one. As you can see its so shit it looks like wood. Also, had some brake calipers stuck which my mechanic fixed beautifully. Car actually stops fully as it should without pulling, and doesnt squeak like its in pain. Pleased greatly with this. Again, made possible because of viewers like you!

A day at the Mechanic (Part 1)

So, Here's the front of my mechanic's shop. He works on a lot of really cool shit. Namely this here part among other classics. Thanks to patrons like you, I can afford to have my brakes fixed. No, this isn't my car. My car is a POS. Slightly safer now thanks to you guys!

Thank you again for all the support

A nice note written today because reasons:

Reason: I realize Im granted opportunities previously impossible for me because of the love of fans.

So, appreciated.

This month I hope to have my car's brakes looked at, and hopefully remedied. They're worn, but not shot yet. However, costs may require me to wait another month and save money. 

Thanks though for all the love

-Mr Tex-

Happy New Years

Hey folks. Tex of the black pants legion here.

I wanted to say, happy new years to you all and thank you for making this year a good one for me. Or at least a better one. I'd like to recommend you guys take a look at this if you haven't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQN5rOTVWfs

That's my new years eve/day huge-ass marathon of space station 13.

Some...

Merry Christmas

Hello all Patreon Patrons.

I am writing a christmas letter full of cheer and good beer. If you like that sort of stuff anyhow.

I'm giving you guys the heads up first. I'm stepping way from Dec24-Dec25 to attend awkward family christmas per usual. However, to excuse my being away, I am leaving up a fuckton of shit to upload.

CHRISTMAS UPLOADS ARE HERE

Lots of stuff for you all to enjoy.

The rest of the people won't k...

Updoot Dec 16

Yes, an updoot

PC is going in for repair on the 20th. I have no idea when It'll get back. Reason being is the fan in the back of the case, which is a complex fan apparently because this is an ORIGIN GAMING PC and therefore is an amalgam of boutique parts or whatever (Im not a PC guy, really, I can troubleshoot and thats about it). I'm uncertain if they can f ix it immediately, or if it will take time.

So, uh, there will be a few videos until then, which will have an...

Musing and Thoughts

Dear Patrons

Oh yes, I'm only writing you guys.

Im sitting here in the early morning after yet another sleepless night. I hope you all are well, and warm, and doing mostly okay with only the few of you feeling bleh, meh, or 'ehhhhh'. 

So far this patreon has done very well, far better than I expected. I compared this patreon to some channels with thirty times my size and, well, fuck we have more funding in many cases. I guess it shows you guys ...

Ongoing shenanigans

Hello and well met.

This month I am able to pay may cable bill and keep this channel alive, so I am taking the time to write a thank you note to all of you. We're almost to our next goal of 'getting better car parts on tex's piece of shit deathtrap mobile' which is an admirable goal I think.

Also this last week I had an eye exam, so I'm hopeful that I might get my glasses soon. I picked out a pair of aviators so I can scare people with the gaze of doom. They had a d...

A small amount of Pride

Hey guys,

Thanks for the support. We have taken in more on this Patreon than some channels with ten times the subscribers. I think this means two things:

My average fan is not a child, and has access to a job/responsibilities

My average fan gives a shit

So, thank you for being different.

-Tex-