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I Drew Yuri as a Car

Come to think of it, this car is extremely durable. That must be partly why it's so expensive. You can hit a crowd and you'll only have to wash away the residue from the grill. (Not that I encourage it for legal reasons.)

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I Drew Natsuki as a Car

Don't be a big dummy! Be a small dummy! This car isn't gonna carry your wide dummy load around!

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I Drew Sayori as a Car

This car is more than happy to drive you anywhere.

Just expect a lot more accidents.

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DAN THAN - AWESOME LAWYER (16:9 Wallpaper)

I guess the graphic design courses I dropped out of paid off.

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A Baby Yuri is Found

What is she doing in an empty room anyways?

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Natsuki looks for coins. (Manga Scan)

Sorry if I ruined your day.

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Monika Mustache You a Question (Manga Scan)

You can't SHAVE off these HAIRY puns!

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Monika Feels Hefty (Manga Scan)

Yes, this is an excuse for more squishy legs.

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Monika Gets a Hobby (Manga Scan)

What do you think about Monika as a person? Think about what she did and how much they affect you and those around her.

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Baby Natsuki Hates Playing (16:9 Wallpaper)

Natsuki's neck may be broken, but her spite of you isn't.

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Monika is a Poem (Manga Scan)

Anything can be a poem if you try hard enough.

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Monika is getting emotional with dolls.

At least she inflicted on dolls.

Oh wait, the dolls are sentient.

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The Club President's Thighs

Just a quick drawing......and an excuse to draw squishy legs.

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We Were Llamas Back Then

We Were Llamas Back Then

This was a nostalgic project. I'm cheating a bit and drew a remake of a weird old photo work of pasting a friend's face on two llamas and clicked to fill in colors. In the upper left corner, I drew a bastardization of a llama I used to depict back in high school.

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Yuri Horse (Manga Scan)

Imagine an Act 2 Yuri Horse.

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Here for Monika's Bounty (Manga Scan)

Sayori yeed Monika's last haw.

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The Bun With No Name

Playing and completing Red Dead Redemption helped me put in more context and appreciation in this drawing.

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No, I like the fire.

In 2013 I drew a picture for Pedro's birthday.

In 2022 I remade the picture for Pedro's Birthday.

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Monika Gave Up

We've all been there before.

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Sayori Submits (Manga Scan)

Making this mockup made me a bit angry.

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Sayori contemplates in the morning.

Hopefully she isn't doing that while being several feet high.

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Rei likes to stand by the moon.

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A Baby Rei Emerges

Haha little plushy.

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Happy Pedro Plushies

I turned my friend into marketable plushies.

Don't worry, he's used to my dumb shit since early high school.

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Julia Branchman

This is the remake of a 2015 drawing I did as an attempt at anime.

I also made a lengthy descriptive backstory to Julia here.


Name: Julia Branchman
Sex/Gender: Female
Age: 27 (as of 2004)
Height: ~7.5 feet tall
Weight: 190lbs
Build: (read biography)

Julia Branchman was born to a Botanist father and a florist mother from the Southern parts of the states. Despite her parents' clean DNA record and background, Julia was born with uncommon deformities. Her b...

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An Unexpected Duckopalypse

I drew a boat for a friend, but I had to make the surroundings interesting also.


Therefore, DUCK.


And I never usually draw crashing ocean water.

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RUN, YOU DUMMY!!!

As Natsuki tries all of her feeble strength to subdue the homicidal Yuri, you stood there dumbfounded.


Now you must choose within a few seconds.


The items nearest to you are two desks, a rigid chair, a box of dull pencils, two leftover cupcakes, a hardcover dictionary and your phone. The escape door is a few feet behind the murderous Yuri and the windows are behind you. Both ways of escaping are risky as you'll be closer to Yuri as you try to reach for the do...

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Natsuki in Denial

Imagine having a mental breakdown over how adorable you look.

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Yuri is feeling stabby.

Sorry if you find that stabbing arm weird looking,

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Our mission isn't to steal cupcakes.

I did a remake of a drawing I made back in 2012.

Damn, ten years apart.

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