ailish_morrison

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pictures from my youth

I think I was between 18 & 20 here

happy new year

I’m determined to lose weight this year…so I’ll be back documenting my work outs and lumbering sessions. I’m also going to attempt to cut out fizzy drinks and smoking…oh! Also doing a sort of dry Jan, it’s more of a “moist” Jan. Sounds boring but I will still be drinking (just not in the week) so I’ll still be here to spam some drunks content 🫶🏻

existential dread is all-consuming

I keep seeing videos online of how to prepare for a black out, lockdown, national grid disaster e.c.t it’s getting to the point were I’m unsure if it’s mass craze or if we should be worrying. It’s incredibly unsettling. But instead of feeding the fear, I realised I threw out all my paints when I moved…I’m going to head into the world today and whack some expensive paints and brushes on my credit card…the worlds coming to an end right? Might aswell.

I hope you al...

time stamp 4:02 this morning

I feel asleep with my makeup on and woke up and apparently snapped some nice selfies. I need to remember that just having a “quick” lay down before getting ready for bed NEVER works.

Christmas Spirit

(I could sit down in the Hot Tub without drowning)

staying with my girl this Christmas

everyone always thinks we’re a couple but we’re not. nonetheless, she has many dogs and it’s good to get out of the city. I’d defo marry her, I love her. Merry Christmas my darlings.

right, so, Christmas dinner time!

This isn’t “post” Christmas dinner, it’s “pre”. Need these bad boys undone 😮‍💨 I’m a good host to my beer belly.

injuries

my bodies hurt since ice skating on Tuesday…how am I only now finding this? I was shooketh when I took my jammies off to discover this tonight. the slight limp I had on Wednesday makes more sense…

night my angels

Let’s go

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Red Carper Prep 💅🏼

Sheering season baby 🐑 After probably an hour in the bathroom my body is finally smooth as fuck and tanned. Hair mask in and pasta in my belly.

Merry December you lucky people

well I’m not chuffed.

I kept asking him for shorter…this geeza tells me no, my fingers are too fat for shorter. Looooool.

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Welcome to a secret YT video…

From my days studying my masters…(lockdown style)

Don’t share the link!

I know it’s freezing but I love the working outside

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just seen Nigel Farage’s saggy ass

this might be my new favourite jumper

Try on haul later baby

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sneak peak of this evenings TikTok post ✈️

can’t believe this was nearly 10 years ago…

Baileys in a beer glass

no judgement on the roast please (or the sugar free iron bru)

we all have our faults

Sunday done properly 🫡

some pics from the wedding 🫡

I’m back!!!

have a wonderful night everyone x