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EARLY ACCESS: Wayne Lineker (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: Wayne Lineker. The Peter Pan club owner living it large in Ibiza.

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HAPPY SUNDAY

No big news here just wanted to say we love you all. Suns shining and there were rotters hats in the audience of my gig last night so I’m feeling, as the hippies say, grateful.

A big hat order goes out this week so you should have yours soon if you’re illuminati. If you move up from Freemason to illuminati drop us a message to make sure you get your hat!

Tour dates for both London and Birmingham will be announced end of this month and the next two episodes are reeeeeaaaally ...

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Patreon Episode 21 - Declan Jollof Rice (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish.

In this Patreon only episode we discuss: The Rot Bar debrief. Footballers Wives. The Porn Room at hospitals. Andrew Schulz. Declan Rice: Undercover policeman. Andrew Tate.

A reminder from us - don't grass.

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Patreon Episode 21 - Declan Jollof Rice (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish.

In this Patreon only episode we discuss: The Rot Bar debrief. Footballers Wives. The Porn Room at hospitals. Andrew Schulz. Declan Rice: Undercover policeman. Andrew Tate.

A reminder from us - don't grass.

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Rot Round up coming tomorrow

Big thanks to everyone for watching the Rot Bar last. We had a lot of fun, all of the callers were incredible and Jacob largely avoided admitting crimes.

As a thanks we will release a Rot Round up tomorrow and will keep them coming even on Rot Bar weeks in the future.

Any clips that people want Rot Round Upped stick them below - we'll save some of the ones commented last night for the next Rot Bar.

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The Rot Bar - Episode 1 - LIVE FROM 8.30PM

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week: it's the first ever Rot Bar. We are streaming live and taking your calls. What could possibly go wrong.

TO GET ON THE ROT BAR COMMENT BELOW WITH YOUR:

1. Name

2. The topic you want to talk about or the link for clip you want to chat about if you've got one.

We will then Dire...

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EARLY ACCESS: 81. Cam Easty (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: Cam Easty. The get rich quick TikTokker who's been given a property in Egypt.

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EARLY ACCESS: 81. Cam Easty (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: Cam Easty. The get rich quick TikTokker who's been given a property in Eygpt.

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THE ROT BAR THIS WEDNESDAY

Morning all hope you’re all good!

Thanks to all new sign ups recently, hoping that the patreon episodes are demented enough to keep you entertained and happy parting with your hard earned cash. I actually preferred last weeks patreon to the main feed episode but what do I know, I’m not an expert.

This Wednesday we have our first live stream show, The Rot Bar.

The show will start at 8:30 and we want as many of you on there as possible. We’ll send out ...

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Patreon Episode 20 - Chekhov's Wife (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

In this Patreon only episode we discuss: Ring Doorbells. Ketamine or an Indian out. Daniel Euan Henderson phoning it in. Thomas Charles Britton. Garry Gunn.

A reminder from us - don't grass.

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Patreon Episode 20 - Chekhov's Wife (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

In this Patreon only episode we discuss: Ring Doorbells. Ketamine or an Indian out. Daniel Euan Henderson phoning it in. Thomas Charles Britton. Garry Gunn.

A reminder from us - don't grass.

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EARLY ACCESS: 80. Ashton Hall (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: Ashton Hall. The grindset lunatic waking up at 3am to rub banana on his face.

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EARLY ACCESS: 80. Ashton Hall (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: Ashton Hall. The grindset lunatic waking up at 3am to rub banana on his face.

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Patreon Episode 19 - I don't want to die! (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

In this Patreon only episode we discuss: The Tate's and the Famileigh. Bonnie Blue passing into the Spirit Real. Tom Skinner is a great white shark.

A reminder from us - don't grass.

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Patreon Episode 19 - I don't want to die! (Video-ish)

Beloved Rotters - we had an issue with the software we use to record remotely and it didn't save the video for this episode, massive apologies. We've made this video-ish version so you can see the posts and the videos as we play them, though we do describe them in the audio as well. Normal service will resume next week. A big wink and a kiss, The Screen Rot Boys x

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Screen Rot Live - Freemasons Presale

Rotters,

The time has come. We are going on tour. This post contains the exclusive Freemasons presale links for tickets - they go live at 10am today.

The presale code is MANGO (apart from for Bristol - no presale code required there, Bristolians just get a special link).

Links below, Up the Rotters

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Brighton link:

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EARLY ACCESS: 79. Silverback Tarzan (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: Silverback Tarzan. The jacked ex-raver breakdancing in his basement.

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EARLY ACCESS: 79. Silverback Tarzan (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: Silverback Tarzan. The jacked ex-raver breakdancing in his basement.

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Screen Rot on Tour - Autumn 2025

Rotters - we are going on tour.

After a few frankly deranged live shows in London we are getting and travelling the country in Autumn 2025. What we've got lined up for these shows is a bit special so we hope to see a load of you there. Tour dates are...

  • Sunday 19th October - The Forge, Brighton

  • Saturday 25th October - Fairfield Social Club, Manchester

  • Monday 27th October - The Wardrobe, Leeds

  • Thursday 30th October - The Stand, G...

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Patreon Episode 18 - Candle in the Wind (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

In this Patreon only episode we discuss: Becki Jones and Cheltenham. The passing (from social media) of a Huns icon and the Racing Blogger does his bollocks at Chelters.

A reminder from us - don't grass.

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Patreon Episode 18 - Candle in the Wind (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

In this Patreon only episode we discuss: Becki Jones and Cheltenham. The passing (from social media) of a Huns icon and the Racing blogger does his bollocks at Chelters.

A reminder from us - don't grass.

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EARLY ACCESS: 78. The "Only Fans Babes" (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: The "Only Fans Babes" - Lilly Phillips and Bonnie Blue. The Porno Powerhouses driving each other to gradually more insane sexual feats.

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EARLY ACCESS: 78. The "Only Fans Babes" (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: The "Only Fans Babes" - Lilly Phillips and Bonnie Blue. The Porno Powerhouses driving each other to gradually more insane sexual feats.

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ROTTYS, TOUR, MERCH, AND EMOTIONS

Morning everyone, happy Monday and all that. I spent my Sunday watching some Disney Live thing with my kids at Southbank, channeled my inner Snowy Danger by being the only parent having a beer while watching the show, my eldest is a bit under the weather so managed to get home and get them chilled enough that I could watch Mikel Arteta's Monotonous MoneyBall Gooners, managed to get a bit pissed, got to the park/pub to have a couple pints, posted a story on the Screen Rot Insta telling you all...

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The Rottys

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This bonus episode is the Screen Rot Live - The Rottys, performed at Bush Hall on January 31st 2025. Thanks to everyone for coming and making it a special night.

With special thanks to John Kearns, Blank Peng, Malcolm Marimirofa, Jerome Caple, Ross Drummond, Matt Box, Sean Blakey an...

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Road Diaries Episode 5 - Folkestone (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

This week -it's the last road diary of this tour coming to you from the Folkestone. We talk about a Rain Man reboot, getting black-listed from the Luton Hat Factory and reflect, possibly too earnestly, on our comedy journey over the last 10 years.

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Road Diaries Episode 5 - Folkestone (Audio)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds.

This week -it's the last road diary of this tour coming to you from the Folkestone. We talk about a Rain Man reboot, getting black-listed from the Luton Hat Factory and reflect, possibly too earnestly, on our comedy journey over the last 10 years.

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T SHIRTS! (UPDATE, ONLY SMALLS LEFT)

Hello, we've got 16 t shirts left that we didn't sell on the tour, we're gonna sell them first come first served by just asking you to email us - we're all out of XL's, we've got 1 large, 5 smalls and 10 mediums left.

If you want one, email screenrotpodcast@gmail.com with words t shirt order and your size in the subject line, so 'T SHIRT ORDER - MEDIUM' for example, and what we'll do is go through first come...

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THE FILM OF THE ROTTYS IS OUT THIS WEEK!

Morning everyone hope you're good and firstly a quick thank you to Top Rotter Daniel who hosted us for a bite to eat at his restaurant last night. We took old Kearns out for dinner to say thanks for being part of the Rottys, and planned his return to the pod where he will be doing an episode on the other half of The Two Mikes, Mike Graham. But anyway, onto the Rottys...

Apologies for the delay but I think its finally edited and done and ready for release this Sunday! We'll post the link...

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EARLY ACCESS: 77. ROT REVISIT - The Schooner Scorer (Video)

The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. 

It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: The Schooner Scorer. The TikTok generation's bond and member of the Chinlluminati.

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