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Campfire Chat: Episode Ten

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Outlaws & Obelisks: Episode Ten - "The Rider and the Widow" AD FREE

As Death looms, Panya must make a fateful decision. Love, loss, loot, and an approaching locomotive: all on this week's Outlaws & Obelisks!

In a land ravaged by a magical cataclysm, a small band of heroes rides in search of answers, revenge, and redemption. Join them as they adventure across the wild and wonderful land of Utaram!

Starring:
Connie Chang as Chang Hushi (Goliath Chronurgy Wizard)
Jonathan Charles as Onuris Budge (Simic Hybrid Moon Druid/Beast Barbarian) <...

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“Lil’ Jaspie and Lil’ Uni” - A Spooky Ooky World Build AD FREE

Jasper and Unati have 30 minutes to build a world and a PC before Jeremy DMs an improvised D&D session using the characters and world they have just created in a new segment that asks, "who says you need hours of prep to create a fun setting or a cool character?".

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300+ Patrons!!! HOLY WOW!

Hey Patrons, Jasper here I just wanted to extend a truly heartfelt thank you for being here! There is so many of you know its amazing!! I can't tell you how much it has helped us up our game.  You are all wonderful!

Also we are always open to new ideas and suggestions so if there is something you would like to see on the Patreon please let us know and we will look into it! 

Much love team 3BH! 

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Campfire Chat: Episode Nine

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Outlaws & Obelisks: Episode Nine - "Death Comes at High Noon" AD FREE

With the Barbarossa Gang hot on their heels, our heroes must stage a daring escape through treacherous terrain in a desperate bid to keep their date with the Pale Rider!

In a land ravaged by a magical cataclysm, a small band of heroes rides in search of answers, revenge, and redemption. Join them as they adventure across the wild and wonderful land of Utaram!

Starring:
Connie Chang as Chang Hushi (Goliath Chronurgy Wizard)
Jonathan Charles as Onuris Budge (Simic Hybrid Moo...

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Campfire Chat: Episode Eight

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"The Narrative and Mechanics Won't Stop Kissing!" - A Guide to Clerics with Emma Carlson AD FREE

This week the Halflings are here with special guest Emma Carlson to preach the good word of one of the deepest and most powerful classes in the game! Listen to hear why the Cleric is so much more than just the designated healer! The power of faith compels you!

Go follow our friend Emma Carlson on Twitter @em_carlson and check out her show @Blackwat...

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Outlaws & Obelisks: Episode Eight - "In the Foothills of Fear" AD FREE

After fleeing Al-Maghrib, the party regroups under cover of night to hide from the Barbarossa search parties. Mystery, tragedy, and paranoia hang in the air as our heroes hatch a plan to summon and trap the Angel of Death himself...

Content Warning: Body Horror and General Strong Horror Elements
Detailed Description: Due to Nebet and Budge's stellar efforts (and a 21 Survival check!), our heroes manage to regroup in the foothills of the Adrassian Mountains by 8pm. They can still see ...

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Outlaws & Obelisks: Q&A!

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Campfire Chat: Episode Seven

Late again! My apologies, life is extremely busy right now. 

Here is a link to the greyhound mentioned in the episode... Look at your own peril: https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/images/photos/animals/graphics/strongestdog.jpg 

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"DUH DA-DUH DA-DUH!!!" - Reskinning in D&D! AD FREE

Want to Rage without getting angry? Want to shoehorn a lightsaber into your D&D game? Want Christian Bale to show up and distract your enemies while you Stealth past them? Well, then THIS is the episode for you! This week, Jasper and Jeremy talk reskinning, reflavoring, and general homebrewing in D&D!

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Outlaws & Obelisks: Episode Seven - "The Quick, the Dead, and the Well-Read" AD FREE

Pages turn, tears fall, and bullets fly as our heroes continue their quest for answers and revenge in Al-Maghrib, the Sunset City!

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Campfire Chat: Episode Six


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"Exacerbate My Stress Levels" - Top Five Horror Films AD FREE

It's spooky season Haflings! If you're looking for some October viewing inspiration look no further, as we gather around the fire to discuss some of our favourite Horror films.
TRIGGER WARNING - This episode contains discussion surrounding eating disorders and sexual assault.

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Outlaws & Obelisks: Episode Six - "The Phenomenal Five Assembles" AD FREE

After a chilling encounter with the Pale Rider, our heroes meet a new ally who shares their animosity towards the Barbarossa Gang. Git ready, y'all! Lu'luh Jacksplit's here, and she's ready to ride! Next stop: Sunset City!

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O&O Q&A!!!

Hullo everyone!!!

We're nearing the halfway point in this season, so in addition to our next Campfire Chat we'd love to open up the floor to you all! What questions do you have about the season so far? Jeremy and Jasper (along with whatever other cast members we manage to wrangle*) will be answering your questions this week as part of a recorded Q&A!!! 

Ask us whatever strikes your fancy: setting, characters, storyline, production stuff, etc. Hit us with your Qs and we ...

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"Discord Discourse" - Discussin' Topics from Our Discord! AD FREE

This week we address topics that have been raised on our discord! From the flying PC controversy to augmenting 5e with other systems, these all come straight from the fans! Special shoutout to TheGiftOfGabes, Chelsea, Tobester, Dweller42, Nandor (Donevon), and Eldritchpuffin for supplying this week's topics!

The horrific 1e and 2e Aarakocra images:
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Campfire Chat: Episode Five

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Outlaws & Obelisks Episode Five - "Tombstone" AD FREE

Our heroes regroup after a terrifying battle, but many questions remain: Who is Panya and what does she want? What was the deal with that ooze? What's going on with Budge? And how does it all fit together?

If you enjoy this podcast please help us out by leaving a review and sharing it with your fellow adventurers.

Want more 3BH in your life? You can now buy merchandise here! 

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"Today We're Playing 'My Friend Eric'!'" - A Brand New Segment! AD FREE

Jeremy and Unati have 30 minutes to build a world and a PC before Jeremy DMs an improvised D&D session for Unati using the character and world they just created! X-Men references and knives abound as we debut a new segment that asks, "who says you need hours of prep to create a fun setting or a cool character?" (It's so new we don't even have a name for it yet!)

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Campfire Chat: Episode Four

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Outlaws & Obelisks: Episode Four - "Apocalyptic Ooze Encounter" AD FREE

Danger, intrigue, and horror ensue as our heroes jump into action to defend a mysterious stranger from the monstrous creature that menaces her!

Content Warning: Body Horror and Child Endangerment
Detailed Description: We begin by having everyone offer their version of what they think the show (which was unnamed at the time of recording) should be called. Connie suggests "Gunslingers & Gaybies" (gay babies) and "Hushi & the Halflings", Jasper offers "The Adventures of Rustbuck...

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"Hey DM..." - A Guide to Artificers AD FREE

"I am Iron Man!" This week the Three Black Halflings are breaking out the toolbox to help you understand one of the most complex and flexible classes in D&D: the Artificer! With Magical Tinkering, diverse subclasses, and more infusions than you can shake a spanner at, this class is truly the Swiss Army Knife of D&D 5e!

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Campfire Chat: Episode Three

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Outlaws & Obelisks: Episode Three - "Slowdown Sojourn" AD FREE

Curiousities, experiments, and visions abound as our heroes take an exploratory detour on their journey to Al Maghrib.

If you enjoy this podcast please help us out by leaving a review and sharing it with your fellow adventurers.

Want more 3BH in your life? You can now buy merchandise here! 

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Three Black Haflings Merch is Here!

Thanks to all of your continued support and overall awesomeness, we have finally been able to launch the first official Three Black Haflings merch!

We are so excited about this! It's been something a lot of people have been asking for, and we've been wanting to do for a long time but we wanted to make sure we were giving you something we love and that you hopefully will too.

Please check your inboxes as all Patrons should now have received a Patron-exclusive code to get 10% off ...

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“Sweetness and Spice” - Family Dynamics in D&D AD FREE

Unati and Jeremy are getting sweet and just a little bit spicy in today's episode as Two Wholesome Halflings discuss family in Dungeons and Dragons, how family can influence story in your games, how to make families and familial relationships work mechanically, as well as sharing some Tales From The Table and some more personal insights into how family has influenced our backstories.

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Campfire Chat: Episode Two

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Outlaws & Obelisks: Episode Two - "Showdown at Squeaky Gate" AD FREE

A tense situation turns deadly on this week’s Outlaws & Obelisks!

Content Warning: Suicide
Detailed Description: We begin by rolling for the races of the couple (Asim is a Genasi and Ghilas is a Rabbitfolk), and the sudden intruders (A Minotaur leading a Grung, a Locathah, an ambiguously hairy man, a Warforged, and a Centaur). The Minotaur is Herru Hampton, a lieutenant of the Barbarossa Gang and one of the people Tovo has been tracking down. The Centaur is a member of the Syph...

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