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*Chapter 97 – Greed Stricken Fools

Chapter 97 – Greed Stricken Fools

“ABSOLUTELY NOT!” roared Rory.  The blackbearded, burly Worvan fighter had a stern look of anger and was seething at the thought of giving up their prizes to come.  “I WILL NOT STAND BY AND LET THESE THIEVES COME IN TO TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS!”

Drade - the redheaded, heavily armored leader of the Worvan group - put up his hands to calm his friend down.  “We are discussing this as a group.  Noth...

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**Chapter 96 - First Job

Chapter 96 – First Job

Name: Trey Bon

Level 43

Class: Infernal Summoner, Horror Crusader

Name: Izumi Yoshida

Level 10

Class: Blacksmith

Jason Foreti

Level 10

Class: Alchemist

Ashe Landry

Level 34

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*Chapter 95 - Taen's Company

Chapter 95 - Taen's Company

They were in the ghost-realm between amulets - a method of communication set up by their numen Maltetious herself.

“I am absolutely fucked.” said Taen as he paced back and forth in an anxious fashion.  The young necromancer nervously bit his lip in the mist of the alternate realm between the amulets and tapped a finger hurriedly as he went back and forth.  “I’m done.  Dead.  I can’t compete, there’s no wa...

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*Chapter 94 - Ezdeath (Part 3) (yesterday I posted 2 here and 1 to RR, so that was the 1 early chap for this weekend!)(MARKED FOR EDITING)

Chapter 94 - Ezdaeth (Part 3)

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Oath of the Warden has activated.  Ezdeath is available for claiming.  Do you wish to take Ezdeath as your minion?

Yes?

No?

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Oath of the Warden?  What the fuck?

Trey had no idea...

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*Chapter 93 - Ezdeath (Part 2)

Chapter 93 - Ezdeath (Part 2)

The succubus held the star pendant slung across her neck with both hands, and a light glow began shining from the central ruby.  She stared out at them with a sneer, unwavering as the glow turned into a burst of bright light.

Out of pure reactionary instinct, Trey let off two chaos balls and dove out of the way as an incoming projectile flew past his head to crash into the wall behind him.  In shock, he stared at the destruc...

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*Chapter 92 - Ezdeath (Part 1)

Chapter 92 - Ezdeath (Part 1)

Minor Sapping Poison

Item Tier: (3) Crude

Bonuses: none

Requirements: none

Durability: 20/20

Special: Apply to weapons or food to deal 2 HP per second over 30 seconds as

poison damage.  Additional attacks or intaking more food resets this effect.

Jason passed the bottles of gre...

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*Chapter 91 - The Games

Chapter 91 - The Games

Name: Trey Bon

Level 42

Class: Infernal Summoner, Horror Crusader

Name: Izumi Yoshida

Level 9

Class: Blacksmith

Jason Foreti

Level 10

Class: Alchemist

Ashe Landry

Level 33

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*Chapter 90 – Taen Movorio

Chapter 90 – Taen Movorio


Name: Taen Movorio

Level 54

Class: Necromancer

Taen was a young man in his mid twenties with short brown hair and handsome, kind features.  He wore a black cloak over leather armor, wielded a single well-crafted longsword, and specialized in death magic.  He, along with two of his friends in other parts of Nagochus, had been flung into this new world fro...

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*Chapter 89 - "We found... a lich."

Chapter 89 - "We found... a lich."

Rivia’s lips firmly pressed against Trey’s before laying her head on his chest.  They were laying on the ship’s deck, enjoying the sunshine in paradise as the sea breeze caressed their skin.  Staring up into the nearly cloudless, blue sky overhead, Trey felt a true sense of calm unlike anything he’d experienced in many months.  It was nice… just relaxing here without a care in the world.

Of course, that w...

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*Chapter 88 - The Fost Compound Siege (Part 2)

Chapter 88 - The Fost Compound Siege (Part 2)

“I’m going to assume I don’t have to tell you what to do.”  Trey glared his way and Reiklin shamefully notched an arrow to his bow.

“Aye.  I’ll start now, but this attack has a very long cooldown.  I won’t be able to use it again this fight.”  Reiklin didn’t hesitate and pulled back the arrow, activating his ‘Empower Arrow, Tornado’ ability.  The same one he’d used back ...

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*Chapter 87 - The Fost Compound Siege (Part 1)

Chapter 87 - The Fost Compound Siege (Part 1)

“Chekz…” one man muttered nearby with sweat beading along his forehead.  His hands shook nervously and then clenched in determination as eyes fell on him.  “We need to get out and help our comrades!  Friends, get your arms and come with me!”

Chekz.  One of the three major guilds in Teretog, one of the three powerhouses that ruled this city.  Trey felt rather than saw his own face pale...

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Poll on royal road regarding sex scenes 9/8

Just a heads up, please have input with the poll on royal road regarding sex scenes!  If it's too much or too little, I want to know so I can adjust as necessary.  Thanks!

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*Chapter 86 - A Bad Bet

Chapter 86 - A Bad Bet

Tonight.  Tonight was the night Trey beat Napoleon’s ass in a game of chess.  The little shit had gone on far too long as the unbeaten master of chess amidst their friend group.  No one could beat him.  Not Trey.  Not Ashe.  Not Jason or Izumi.  Not any of Trey’s minions, not any of their neighbors in the compound… none of them were able to come close to beating this little bastard.  Napoleon had gotte...

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*Chapter 84 - The Aftermath of Battle (This is the faster-release chapter for this week) (new 9/7 edits are in red)

Chapter 84 - The Aftermath of Battle

“Nice to see you lot again.  Busy night?” asked one of the Fost sentries as Trey’s party walked up to the guild’s compound.  He was a black man with a burly build and a thick beard, easy on the eyes if you were a lady.  “You wouldn’t happen to be the group of people fighting over at the market, would you?  We could hear and even see some of it from here.  That was some real shit you got yourself i...

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*Chapter 83 - Market Warfare (new edits in red 9/6)

Chapter 83 – Market Warfare

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Simplified Status Page

Name: Reiklin

Race: Human Thrall

Class: Wind Ranger

Level: 148

HP: 153/220

MP: 0/354

SP: 304/320

DP: 1/1

Skills: Bows**(lvl. 291), Snipe Shot* (lvl. 130), View Post

*Chapter 82 - Kill the Auctioneer

Chapter 82 - Kill the Auctioneer

It was the middle of the night when Ashe woke up.  She’d tried very hard to go to sleep in the middle of the day and had taken one of Jason’s minor sleeping potions without his knowledge in order to do it, and it’d paid off.

Ashe yawned, stretched, and fumbled around in the dark for her shirt.  Her stomach growled in irritation at not having been fed for so long, and she grudgingly stood up to walk to the door of he...

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*Chapter 81 - Staking Out the Slave Auctions

Chapter 81 - Staking Out the Slave Auctions

That had easily been the most successful day in Trey’s tiny career of summoning thus far.  All three of the minotaurs accepted under threat of death, and he was rather thankful they’d beaten the shit out of each other prior to meeting him.  Otherwise they might have put up a good fight and possibly even killed someone in the process.  None of them were pushovers by any means, and the black one specifically t...

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*Chapter 80 - Another Attempt at Summoning

Chapter 80 - Another Attempt at Summoning

Izumi tried to keep a low profile so that she may better surprise her grumpy old forgemaster Jagla, but the dwarf was no fool and Izumi looked rather unique.  For one, she was Japanese… there weren’t many that looked like her even without the outfit she had one.  For two, the outfit she wore was ludicrous by normal standards.  Styled steampunk with the top hat, goggles, pistol, backpack cannon and satchel - sh...

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*Chapter 79 - A Game Plan for Progression

Chapter 79 - A Game Plan for Progression

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Imprisoned… for one thousand years… banished… to rot in a cell, as a plaything for a dead man.  A creature, twisted by insanity, who uses lesser beings as pawns in his sickening games.  He will rue the day he brought me here… for when I get out, I will grow strong.  Even stronger than I am now.  Stronger than even him......

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*Chapter 78 - Mirages

Chapter 78 - Mirages

Ahmed sipped on an energy drink and set his sweater on the bed as the morning sunlight showed through into his home.  Stretching and yawning, he scratched at his bare chest and eyed the sleeping concubine DLIAL had supplied for him.  He’d been able to choose her out of all the millions of prisoners the machines had placed in concentration camps, so he’d secured a dime for sure.

Despite this, he couldn’t spend much time with her...

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*Chapter 77 - Juila (sorry about all the stat pages, they'll be in spoilers on RR lol)

Chapter 77 - Juila

Juila, who was standing by passively to watch up until this point, raised her head abruptly as if startled.  She stared Ashe down, then slowly her gaze drifted to Trey - and their eyes met.

Jason looked taken aback, but Ashe just ignored him and continued to prod Trey’s arm.

It wasn’t a bad idea, except Juila was a little bit useless in terms of fighting.  Gorthomal had told him before his untimely death that thralls needed a...

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*Chapter 76 - Upgrades

Chapter 76 - Upgrades

Everyone stared in shock, but no one moved.  Even the daema and Gorthomal’s imps were in a state of absolute quiet until less than two seconds later they all simultaneously evaporated into thin air – no doubt being temporarily sent off to their respective nether realms for some designated amount of time after their master’s death.

Trey’s breathing was rapid and his heart pounded in his chest.  He knew that if he hadn’t mad...

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*Chapter 75 - Unholy Contracts and Subclasses

Chapter 75 – Unholy Contracts and Subclasses

The old man looked like a fanatic.  He was growing agitated yet excited simultaneously and switched between the two emotions every couple of seconds.

“Why did you lie to me about what was here?” Trey asked, still not completely convinced about everything and for good reason.  They’d each lost a good number of their own getting here.

Gorthomal merely sneered Rivia’s way.  “I know you have...

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*Chapter 74 - Dungeon Vertasha

Chapter 74 – Dungeon Vertasha

Name: Trey Bon

Level 32

Class: Infernal Summoner

Name: Izumi Yoshida

Level 1

Class: Blacksmith

Jason Foreti

Level 8

Class: Alchemist

Ashe Landry

Level 27

Class: Rogue

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*Chapter 73 - The Newbie Tomb Raider

Chapter 73 - The Newbie Tomb Raider

Name: Trey Bon

Level 32

Class: Infernal Summoner

Name: Izumi Yoshida

Level 1

Class: Blacksmith

Jason Foreti

Level 8

Class: Alchemist

Ashe Landry

Level 27

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*Chapter 72 - Demons vs. Undead

Chapter 72 – Demons vs. Undead

The wall of undead bodies collided with the two taurun first, many of the ghouls being torn in half and smashed by huge hands or ripping jaws.

Atharost let out an enormous blast of flame in combination with all of the other casters that roasted the front lines, but the magics were shortly suppressed by undead mages in the back using healing abilities and coating the foremost of their kind in elemental ice armor.  Bones crunche...

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*Chapter 71 - As if you were speaking to a child

Chapter 71 – As if you were speaking to a child

That’s when Trey heard his name being called out from below.  He’d been so enveloped in his activities on the hill that he’d not seen Ashe approaching with Napoleon and the drow siblings from the ruins, and they were only about fifty yards away.  Trey gave them a wave and Gorthomal gave the group behind the two summoners the signal to start packing.

They were going to move out.

The only thing ...

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*Chapter 70 - Labasta

Chapter 70 - Labasta

“How’s the studying going?”

Trey propped his back against a fallen, moss covered tree and slid over.  Leaning to the side to get a better look at what Ashe was reading, he was indeed correct that it was the ‘Grimoire of the Dark Hand’ he’d given her to learn the Dark attribute.

Ashe wore her usual leather outfit and casually flipped the next page over before glancing up at him.  Sweat trickled down her face, and she...

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*Chapter 69 - Minion Management

Chapter 69 - Minion Management

Back in the Deadlands of Ornthas, Trey was reviewing his status page along with the status pages of his minions.  It had been a while since he’d really taken a hard look.  He’d been neglecting his minion’s pages in particular and still had a good amount of stat points and skill points to place.

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Name: Trey Bon

HP 222/222

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Updates from 9/1

First thing: I’ll be posting two new chapters today when I get home from work 😊

On to what this post is about though: in about two weeks I’ll be creating a new tier on Patreon that shows up to 20 chapters ahead of free rotation on RR.  Someone suggested that I also start doing character cameos/inserts as well, and after they explained what that was to me - I’d be interested in doing it if yall are!


So aside from the additional 20 chapters, the new tier wil...

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