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The Price of Rolling A Nat1

Hi folks, welcome to an unofficial Critical Role week! I say that as both this and Thursday's story (for $15+ patrons) feature cast members from the internet D&D show Critical Role as the subjects. Hope you enjoy!

Liam wasn’t sure why he let Travis talk him into so many stupid situations. They had an ongoing game for each weekly Critical Role session - whoever rolled the most natural ones would have to complete a punishment assigned by the other man. Tho...

The Boy Next Door

This was a story commission for one of the top tier patrons - hope you all enjoy!

Jacob Rudolph had never lived the kind of life he’d wanted. The term “life is a rollercoaster” certainly applied to him and although he couldn’t deny that it had its ups, those moments seemed few and far between. He was stuck in the lows and he simply wasn’t happy about it.

At fifty-three years old he had been without a committed partner for thirteen years and had...

The Seven Year Retrospective #8 - Instagram Challenge

Good morning and welcome to another week, folks! I hope you all got rested up over the weekend and are ready to attack the week ahead and make it your bitch. With the gyms now back open in the UK I definitely am!

While most of the stories featured in the Seven Year Retrospective Top Twenty so far have been pretty traditional transformation stories (could that be considered an oxymoron - traditional transformation, given no transformation is 'traditional'?), the #8 entry is one that defi...

The Seven Year Retrospective #9 - On the Road to Victory

Happy Friday, folks! This has been my first work on my summer vacation from work (one of the rare perks of being a teacher) so I've had some more writing time this week which has been great. We're not here to talk about new writing though, we're here to talk about the stories I've put out over the last seven years of my TF fiction writing career, and this entry comes in at number eight on the Retrospective Top Twenty!

Out of all of the stories in the Top Twenty so far I'd probably say t...

The Better Top

Peter and Jonas had been together for two years and Jonas had even moved into Peter’s apartment some three months ago but in recent weeks things had begun to turn sour. The issues originated in the bedroom: Jonas was a proud top but Peter was rarely left feeling satisfied with his boyfriend’s performance and was even sometimes left uncomfortable as well as disappointed. It was clear as day that there needed to be a change. 

Truthfully Jonas was everything Peter had wanted from ...

Puppy Love

This was a story commission for one of the top tier patrons - hope you all enjoy!

Charlie had almost dreaded his visit to the canine rescue shelter because he was anticipating falling in love with every single dog there and wanting to adopt them all. He’d always been a dog lover and had grown up with them around the house but after his last pup had passed away from old age he hadn’t had the courage to get another. It had been almost two years since then an...

Bringing Zac Down To Earth

Zac woke up feeling weak. That wasn’t an altogether surprising experience considering the filming of his new Netflix documentary series Down To Earth with Zac Efron had proven to be a gruelling experience, but he could tell even before opening his eyes that there was something different about how he felt that morning. Even pushing himself up into a seated position like running an obstacle course and his back flared up in pain as he did so, likely irritated from yet another night on...

The Seven Year Retrospective #10 - Intercepted Order & Worth The Wait

What do you mean I haven't posted an entry in the Seven Year Retrospective Top Twenty all week? That's simply impossible... and yet we all know it isn't. Better late than never though, so here we are with the number nine entry! This one's actually a bit of a cheat as it's two stories: Interrupted Order, and its sequel, Worth The Wait. The former is a muscle growth story (although, I suppose it's technically muscle theft too considering the plot devic...

All Down To Luck

This was a story commission for one of the top tier patrons - hope you all enjoy!

Archie didn’t want to be the kind of guy that gloated about having everything but the simple truth was that for once things actually seemed to be treating him well. Who would have thought it, Archie Andrews of all people on a winning streak. He had great friends, a place on the football team and was rising the popularity ranks at Riverdale High School. 

While there w...

RT Sports: Part II Epilogue

I'll be honest, I didn't have too much to say for this one but I wanted to be consistent in delivering an epilogue for each chapter so here you go, a few words catching up with Jamie Benn and Burnie Burns from RT Sports: Part II!

Jamie honestly thought he’d miss hockey more than he actually did. After all, it had been a major part of his whole life since he’d been a kid and he’d played professionally for the Dallas Star...

The Seven Year Retrospective #11 - Making Friends

Another week down, folks, and we're back at it with the Seven Year Retrospective Top Twenty! With this entry we're finally breaking into the Top Ten and if you thought the stories were hot and heavy so far (and I'm really hoping you did!) then it's only going to get better from here on out! The number ten entry is "Making Friends", featuring three ever lovely acting hunks: Chris Hems...

Elevator Merging

If Troy hadn’t worked out that Davis had a crush on him then it would be a goddamn miracle as far as Davis was concerned. They went to the same gym but aside from that shared very little in common. Troy was a six-foot-five muscle-bound hunk of a man with blond hair, blue eyes and professional bodybuilding experience under his belt. Davis, meanwhile, was a barista with a swirling cauldron of confidence issues and self-loathing related to his physical appearance which could at best be describ...

Shazam's Deepest Desires

This was a story commission for one of the top tier patrons - hope you all enjoy!

Despite the fact that he was no longer a high-schooler and had worked alongside the other man for three years as a member of the Justice League, Billy Batson still considered himself a total Superman fanboy. Why wouldn’t he? The Kryptonian encapsulated everything he wanted to be - strong, respected and kind. He was a shining beacon in a dark world and a constant figure of inspi...

Situational Awareness

Wated to post a picture to go with this one but every time I tried Patreon freaked out and thought that the text contained pornography so I guess I won't be doing that for today...

Jordan had a history of ending up in places he really shouldn’t have been: the school basement, his brother’s girlfriend’s bedroom, the CEO’s office. Even though each of those situations had resulted in him getting in varying degrees of trouble, he was certain that his lates...

The Seven Year Retrospective #12 - Amendola's Bet

It's the start of another week folks and we've almost cracked the top ten in the Seven Year Retrospective Top Twenty! This week's entry - in at number eleven, as you can probably tell - is Amndola's Bet and the Alternate Ending, which was released on Patreon in February of this year! The al...

A Fabulous Fourth of July

If you don't know Colin Wayne, he's a model who has been very outspoken in his support for the MAGA campaign and just generally gross and arrogant on social media. Maybe he'd see things a bit differently if he had my voice whispering in his mind...

The Downfall of Chad and Brad

I'll confess, given the current political climate in America at the minute, I was a little hesitant about writing Independence Day stories, so if I was going to do it, it was going to be with my usual snark and cynicism. Being racist trash deserves to get you punished and I hope we can all agree on that.

The Seven Year Retrospective #13 - Constructing A New Life

Me? Not release something on time? Never!

Welcome back to the Seven Year Retrospective Top Twenty and this time we'll be looking at number twelve on my list: "Constructing A New Life". As I mentioned when I first posted the story, this was an idea born out of my frustrations at work, but I thought I'd go into some more detail about that with you all now.

Now, as some of...

In The Game

This was a story commission for one of the top tier patrons - hope you all enjoy!

Vic almost kind of wished he was gay; women could be so much hassle. His latest chick had dumped him just a few days earlier because he supposedly paid more attention to his video games than to her. Personally he thought that was bullshit - sure, he’d cancelled a date or two so he could have Madden sessions with his bros - but he’d spent a fuck ton of dollar on her and she di...

The Seven Year Retrospective #14 - Ending the Show

Welcome back to the Seven Year Retrospective Top Twenty! Apologies that this entry didn't get posted on Friday as expected, in the busy-ness of my working week I didn't realize I hadn't queued it up. Hopefully you weren't kept waiting too anxiously!

This entry is a story that was originally posted on my tumblr blog and has since been exported to my personal site. It features the showrunner of Teen Wolf ending his time on the show by switching bodies with one of his younger cast...

The Perfect Birthday Gift

This was a story commission for one of the top tier patrons - hope you all enjoy!

Scott had felt uneasy ever since Liam’s best friend Mason began playing around with magic against the pack’s advice. The only person who seemed to support Mason in his new venture was Liam and no amount of trying to talk sense seemed to get through to either of them. 

Eventually Scott decided that the only thing he could do was allow it to happen and hope that no h...

Sensitivity Training

So this is what I spent the entirety of last week working on and I'm so happy to present it to you all! This little monster is a twelve-thousand word bodyswap story between San Francisco 49ers player Nick Bosa who has noted conservative views and farmer-turned-model Alex Lederman, a noted liberal. It started as a joke suggestion to my good friend JW Ripley when he discovered a picture of Alex in the Google image search for "Nick Bosa shirtless" and things spiralled out of control from there.....

The Seven Year Retrospective #15 - Supernatural: Wretched & Ugly

It's the end of the week, folks - Happy Friday!

We've arrived at number fifteen on the Seven Year Retrospective Top Twenty (no I will not stop using that full title) and this entry is actually the one and only fan fiction transformation story to make it onto this list!

I went through a bit of a Supernatural phase a few years back - I even cosplayed Dean Winchester, although I wish the cosplay had transformed me into Jensen Ackles - and considering the show regularly featu...

Meet & Greet Experience

This was a story commission for one of the top tier patrons - hope you all enjoy!

Ryan honestly couldn’t believe this was happening. His boyfriend Gary had managed to score them both meet-and-greet tickets for Nick Jonas on his tour and Ryan was finally going to meet his celebrity crush of several years. He’d been a fan of Nick when he’d been a part of the trio The Jonas Brothers but that fandom quickly grew into lust when Nick went solo and really grew ...

RT Sports: Part I Epilogue

This is a Patreon-exclusive epilogue to Part One of my RT Sports series, found here. It is recommended you read that before you read this!

It had been six months since Rob Gronkowski had visited the Achievement Hunter offices to play a game of Madden 20 with them and he still hadn’t left. That wasn’t o...

The Seven Year Retrospective #16 - Learning Humility

Welcome to a brand new week folk, and number sixteen on Mr Cavanaugh's Seven Year Retrospective Top Twenty. The title really is a mouthful, I know - and no dirty jokes about that either, thank you!

The story falling at number sixteen on the top twenty is a story that was previously exclusive to patrons pledging $5 or more a month: "Learning Humility". It's a devious ...

Wrestling Roommate

Rooming with the star of the college wrestling team was nothing short of torturous for a constantly horny young gay man like myself. I was nothing special in the physical department and when put next to Cody I might as well have been a real-life troll. He was a real life Hercules with ...

The Seven Year Retrospective #17 - Ready To Raid

Happy Saturday, y'all! Sorry this one is a little late - the back half of my week got surprisingly busy and I didn't help myself by getting hungover, but let's move past that and look at the next entry on the Seven Year Retrospective! I previously mentioned that there would be another gender swapping story in the Top Twenty and this is it: Ready to Raid!

This is one of the earli...

George's Great Change

Shit bro, I still can’t believe that’s me in the mirror! What a damn stud. These are pretty fucking wild times, you know? 

I don’t think anybody really expected to wake up one day in a body that wasn’t their own, even the folks like me who always wished it would happen. The Great Change was just something from my wildest dreams though, not something that I ever anticipated would actually come to pass. Unsurprisingly it was all over the news - eighty percent of the world’s...

The Oliver Problem [Part III]

This is a sequel to both The Superman Problem and The Luthor Problem which were posted previously for all Scott tier patrons and above.  This was a story commission for one of the top tier patrons - hope you all enjoy! 

Oliver was struggling to hold it all together. Lex Luthor, like any other (wannabe) supervillain the Justice League had faced, was no stranger to bizarre plans but what he’d evidently done to Clark really was the cream of the crop. ...