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[February] Week 1 : Prepare to NOT die (Because you can't buy it)

Well this sucks.

[Dark Souls without Walking]

The new video hinges around using online features in PTDE. As you may know, online features have been shut down for PTDE and I intended to use a private server to circumvent this. Problem is, I don't own a second copy of DS:PTDE, steam no longer sells it, and the resell price is off the charts insane.

My lawyer has advised me not to mention what I am about to do.

🏴‍☠️Thank ye fer yer support!🏴�...

[January] Week 4 : James "Punished" May

Captain slow isn't done yet!

[How to beat Dark Souls without Walking]

Recent findings have solved the ladder issue for this game. Coincidentally it uses a method that would have let James escape from the Asylum without picking up that key. I did not include this in the last video due to requiring online play on PTDE, which is no longer possible without a private server.

James will either be the protagonist of this video or a major guest star at least. Video ...

[Asset] Update to asset sharing

[January] Asset Used & Backup to full video

[January] Week 3 : The boys are BACK!

The video "Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special" is out now!

[That took some time eh?]

This was the longest video I've made so far, and similarly took the longest time to make. Turns out the longer the video is, the more overhead it creates and everything becomes exponentially slower. Juggling 3 games didn't help either.

I would like to say I'm never going to do something like this ever again, but I'm probably going to do it again.

The assets will be up...

Early access to next Vidya

Early Access to the next video Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special.

All aspects of the video are subject to change.

Credits will be updated before full release so no bamboozle.

[Year 2025] Here's to another amazing year!

Happy new year everyone!

[Bottom Gear Special]

All the footage and voicelines have been placed. Now normally I'd say it's going to release within the week but thanks to the length of this massive video I'll have to work on it a bit more than that.

My goal right now is to fill some of the more plain segments with freecams and online interactions between characters. After filling in all the segments there will be multiple passes of checks to ensure the premium bottom gear qual...

[December] Week 3 : James "helps" Richard

Well, could be worse.

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

The video is in the process of getting the voice added. Currently done to the 40 minute mark. A normally this would mean that I'm almost done but since the video is so long, this is not the case.

I've worked on condensing down the segments while adding voices. So the current runtime sits at around 1h 40m. Should be shorter when all the voices are added.

Thank you for you support!

[December] Week 2 : James May showcases his plan

Oh cock.

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

All the footage and music are in place and the voiceover for the 3 legends have begun. I did my best to include as many genuine Top Gear/Grand Tour voice segments as possible by bingeing those shows and will continue to do so as I fill up the voice segments.

After watching the above video you way wonder how captain slow can possibly compete with the others. Well the others have a rough road ahead of them as wel...

[December] Week 1 : Power.

I was beginning to wonder to why the video was taking so long to make. Well, now we know why.

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

It's hard to estimate what the length of the video would be as 95% of recorded footage is edited out. It only becomes clear when all the music is in place. That is exactly what I've done these past weeks.

...aaaaand th...

[November] Week 3 : And it did!

I should not have said that I should not have said that I should not have said that.

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

Short history lesson on my PC. It was originally built in 2018 after being discharged from the military. It has had multiple parts swap and the only original part that remains is a single stick of SSD. I only did 1 format of my boot drive during that time which means the system is pretty messed up behind the scenes with multiple CPU, GPU chang...

[November] Week 1 : Slice your weiner off

Lots of backtracking but I finally nailed it down.

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

Found some trouble with the footage so had to re-record the entire DS1 segment. Specifically I was so focused on the "slice your pen1s off" meme from Top Gear and picked up the dusk set and proceeded to use the set for the entire playthrough. Not only did I picked up an item, the crowns +20% damage was such a powerful item that it even affected the performance of the build. G...

[October] Week 3 : Hammond's bizzare adventure

Where is he going?

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

The DS3 segment featuring Hammond and the Stig has been fully recorded. Now only the DS1 segment remains.

Turns out one of the bounties were not fulfilled and likely impossible to our current understanding. Therefore some last minute changes had to be made. This shouldn't be a big problem in making the video but sucks that it happened.

The DS1 segment has been recorded up to Anor Londo and will c...

[October] Week 2 : HAMMONDDDDDD

Change of plans AGAIN.

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

The bounty for completing a no pickup run for DS1 and 3 has been found! As such the video will now showcase a no pickup run for Dark Souls 1,2 and 3 simultaneously.

So far I have finished re-recording the entire DS2 segment as Jeremy Clarkson, and the DS3 segment will start recording tomorrow featuring Richard Hammond and the Stig.

RIP un-wheelchair Sam.

Thank you for your support! 2024-10-13 11:58:28 +0000 UTC View Post

[October] Week 1 : Oof ouch my back

Long story short, bear will have to hold his grill just a bit.

[How to beat Dark Souls 2 without picking up items]

Wow that's a mouthful. While debating over downpatching (will allow zips to escape the chapel without lighting any grace lit), using CE to enter DLC directly (cuts half the content), or doing it legit (a grace will be automatically lit, allowing for escape), I've pivoted to a different idea.

In DS1, DS3, and current patch ER this run is impossib...

[September] Week 3 : Bear gets to Grill once more

Can you smell what the Bear is cookin'?

[Next Video]

The current candidate for the next video idea is "Man vs Wild - Shadow of the Eardtree". This one would be quite different from the volcano manor episode for a couple of reasons:

• The Zip glitch has been patched

• The Chainsaw glitch has been patched

• You can't actually escape the DLC without warping

So for bear to escape he'll have to ascend to godhood...

[September] Week 1 : CURSE YOUUU BAYLEEEEE

The new video "How to All Hit Elden Ring" is Live!

[Next Video]

I refrained from using glitches on the recent ER video, I'm I'm itching to try some of these out. So the next video will most likely be related to this.

[Epitaph Tier Announcement]

If you haven't received the email with the invite, you can check the Patron only discord to check out the invite link.

Thank you for your support!

Early access to next Vidya

Early Access to the next video How to All Hit Elden Ring.

All aspects of the video are subject to change.

Credits will be updated before full release so no bamboozle.

[August] Week 3 : !Scarlet Rot!

Well, in the previous post I mentioned that I was going to reserve training. Turns out I got covid from the trip. Probably during the train to and from or the training itself. Got sick as hell for a few days. Now I'm feeling much better.

[How to ALL hit Elden Ring]

All the subtitles are in place and all the kinks are being ironed out. Disturbingly, some metal gear revengance soundtracks has gotten copyright claims, and some of them seems to be false positives as t...

[August] Week 2 : Let us refer back to the chart

I've got reserve military training tomorrow. What a waste of time.

[How to ALL hit Elden Ring]

The goal of the video is showcasing a way to beat elden ring without iframes, blocking, or using the red flask(on bosses). To achieve this the player must be familiar with how to properly use and stack buffs. I've made a helpful chart that will be showcased throughout the video.

• Passive

This is your armor and talisman. Lasts...

[August] Week 1 : Stance Issue

Can't get hit if the enemy can't do anything.

[How to ALL hit Elden Ring]

All the music is in place and subtitles are next. Video is projected to be around 50 minutes long.

I am still unsure if I should name the video "All Hit" or "No Roll, No Block". First is kinda inaccurate since moves like lions claw does go over enemies attacks sometimes, and while the second is true, it does not paint the full picture of things like iframes.

I'm sure I'll come up...

[July] Week 4 : L2 Only Elden Ring

Could probably do it blindfolded

[How to ALL hit Elden Ring]

There has been a new patch that changed a lot of weapons and glitches. Fortunately the weapons and strategies used in this video has not been affected. Good thing I didn't commit to an impenetrable thorns build.

Currently editing the base game segment. Editing will continue throughout the week.

Thank you for your support!

[July] Week 3 : Flashbang vs Overweight stick

Stab stab

[How to ALL hit Elden Ring]

All the footage has been recorded and currently being edited. As mentioned in the previous post, the video will include items and bosses from the DLC. See the above video to see a demonstration of DLC gear VS a DLC boss.

The video will cover multiple base game and DLC gear to showcase a variety of tankmaxxed builds. All weapon bases like strike, slash, pierce, elemental, stance, etc will be covered to provide a wide arra...

[July] Week 3 : Iron Jar, Son!

How to trade during waterfowl, and win.

[How to ALL hit Elden Ring]

The next video will be an all hit video of the main game and DLC of Elden Ring. The specific rules are:

• No iframes (roll, quickstep, etc), even to get out of knockdown

• No block/parry

• No crimson tear flask during boss fights

I initially went with the first two rules. However, it was soon apparent that I will literally not be able to die if...

[July] Asset Used & Backup to full video

[July] Week 1 : Shidding on the Eardtree

Finished the DLC after the recent video.

[Next video?]

I knew the bottles were gonna get nerfed sooner or later but didn't think it would be that fast. There are still some overpowered setups that survived the patch but without knowing if the video is going to be invalidated I am uncertain about making a video about these as well.

The new patch has also brought torrent to the Elden Beast fight. This will technically make a bow only (no arrows) Elden Ring sli...

Early access to next Vidya

Early Access to the next video How to Beat Dark Souls without Walking.

All aspects of the video are subject to change.

Credits will be updated before full release so no bamboozle.

[June] Week 4 : She took the bloody TV Jeremy

The worst possible timing.

[Dark Souls 2 without Walking - continued]

All the subtitles are in place and most of the final touches are done. Problem is, my TV broke down just as I was about to record some additional footage. No, I did not throw my controller at the TV. The TV was acting weirdly for a couple of months and I guess it finally croaked.

Samsung says they don't have any parts for this and gave me a partial refund (didn't know...

[June] Week 3 : Paraplegic

I can't seem to feel my legs.

[Dark Souls 2 without Walking - continued]

All the music has been placed and the subtitles are done to the 1 hour mark. I've tried my best to shorten the length and it's currently standing at 1 hour and 28 minutes, so the subtitles will be done this week as well.

By the time the subtitles are finished, I'll be trying out the new DLC for Elden Ring. Many new finds have been found in Elden Ring and I hope that it works for the DLC as well.

T...

[May] Week 4 : I have no arms, but I must fight

So reaching character creation was the easy part

[How to beat Dark Souls 2 without Walking - continued]

Just reached the 1 hour mark and I'm still in Drangleic Castle. It is now definitely my longest video yet. In the meantime, I wanted to showcase some of the challenges that comes after getting the bow. As previously mentioned, quicksteps don't exist in DS2. Therefore, unlike all other DS2 runs we cannot ignore enemies on our path. This makes every single encount...