With tremendous courage, strength of will, and some very handy sword work, you and your paladin party member have at last saved the kingdom! Upon your return, the king of the land offers you anything you want as a reward for your bravery. Instead of asking for gold, land, or jewels...you ask for your elven companion's hand in marriage!
The king agrees to your strange request, but on the condition that the elven paladin must agree to it herself, as she is her own person. It ...
2023-08-31 06:06:12 +0000 UTC
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Hello my sweet blueberries!! I've written two versions of this post, so that you can decide how much information you want to read!
If you just want to know about the new Cyan audio, you can read just the first announcement to get those details! I absolutely support and respect my folks who are just here to enjoy some quality audios and escape life's troubles for a while!!
If you want to know a little bit more about me, you can rea...
2023-08-31 04:33:38 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys, my voice is really not doing well and I want to make sure I can get out these last few commissions and this month's final Patreon audio--so just to make sure I don't strain myself and I can finish all of those, I'm going to wait until September to record the next Dracula chapter, as those recordings can be very taxing!!
This month's Patreon audio and the remaining commissions for this month WILL come out on time!! Dracula is the only thing be...
2023-08-27 07:14:11 +0000 UTC
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Just a sweet little moment between you and your girlfriend as you walk your dog to the park.
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Blue's Notes
I'm working on moving into a new place and ya girl is SLEEPY AS HECK but I'm super excited to be in a new space!! I might be a little slower to answer messages, etc until I'm fully settled in with internet connected, which should be by Sept 9! Wish me luck while I do all this stuff, it's been a busy one!!
2023-08-25 20:15:27 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!! If you're on Discord you know I've had a string of bad travel luck lately, and the latest bonus is that I've woken up with a very sore throat after finally getting home. To try to speed up my recovery, I'm not talking at all for the next couple of days and drinking lots of tea!!
I'll see you guys for spooky reading on Monday instead!! 🖤 🦇
2023-08-23 18:09:00 +0000 UTC
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Move over, nerd! I don't want to feel your dumb horny self rubbing up against me all night... No matter how good it feels. Don't be weird about it!!
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Blue's Notes
I'm a little meaner in this one than I usually am, but I have a feeling some of you are gonna be into that, ya cute little pervs. Enjoy!!
Version linked above is the 4M version!
2023-08-12 07:33:21 +0000 UTC
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I get anything I want at this casino...and I do mean anything. Like, if I wanted to tell your boss that you were done for the day and you were coming up to my room with me...he'd just have to let you. What do you say, cutie? Because I think you've hit the jackpot.
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Blue's Notes
The game they're playing at the beginning is craps, mostly because it's the casino game with the funniest name....
2023-08-11 06:34:19 +0000 UTC
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[F4M] and [F4A] Versions: Sharing a Bed With Your Tsundere Tomboy Teammate Gets...Complicated!!
Move over, nerd! I don't want to feel your dumb erection rubbing up against me... No matter how good it feels. Don't be weird about it!!
[One Bed Trope] [Bully Speaker] [Co-Ed Soccer Team] [Grinding] [Teasing] [Mild Degradation] [Spooning Fuck]
Blue's Mystery Box (I'll surprise you!)
[FF4M] ...
2023-08-06 18:37:59 +0000 UTC
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Here is the email all Patreon creators just got today!
2023-08-04 04:36:15 +0000 UTC
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Oh my god!! We like, totally dropped the ball on the group project. You totally saved our asses. We feel awful…so we decided we're gonna make it up to you, okay?
This script (by me!) was performed live on Discord a couple of weeks ago. My fellow bimbo SnakeySmut co-stars with me on this one, and she also did ALL of the editing!! Omgggggg she's so talented y'all I adore her, find more of her in her links below!!
Snakey's Links!
2023-08-03 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey blueberries!!
There seems to be a sitewide issue with Patreon right now that is causing payments to decline or be listed as fraudulent incorrectly.
Patreon's Support Twitter issued a quick statement that you can read here.
The current reasoning seems to be that banks are suddenly registering Patreon support as an international trans...
2023-08-02 21:39:36 +0000 UTC
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Helloooooo blueberries!! Please pick TWO NSFW audios you would like to hear on Patreon this month and ONE SFW audio you would like to hear!
NSFW Options
1. [F4M] Downloading the Bisexual Patch for Your New Lesbian Sex Doll
Oops! You accidentally ordered the Lesbian version of your new sex android...no worries, there's a patch you can download to help her learn how to handle cock. Just one catch: you have to teach her the ropes you...
2023-08-01 23:13:14 +0000 UTC
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Helloooooo blueberries!! Please pick TWO NSFW audios you would like to hear on Patreon this month and ONE SFW audio you would like to hear!
NSFW Options
1. [F4M] Downloading the Bisexual Patch for Your New Lesbian Sex Doll
Oops! You accidentally ordered the Lesbian version of your new sex android...no worries, there's a patch you can download to help her learn how to handle cock. Just one catch: you have to teach her th...
2023-08-01 23:12:19 +0000 UTC
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Helloooooo blueberries!! Please pick TWO audios you would like to hear on Reddit this month! (The third one has already been chosen...a special collab with me and SnakeySmut!!
1. [F4M] Casting Couch Cutie Craves Cock!
This cute starlet decides she's getting the leading part in the movie no matter what--and she's willing to do whatever is required to make sure the director doesn't choose anyone else for the role!
[Literal casting couch] ...
2023-08-01 23:12:16 +0000 UTC
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Would you like to have your very own custom audio from me? Now you can!!
Please read the instructions carefully so that you know exactly what to do!
Most important to know: I will only be taking payment through Gumroad. I'll send you a private link to pay for your commission once I'm ready to start it for you.
The commission form asks for a good contact email, OnlyFans, Fansly, or Discord account that you check regularly. I'll reach out to you there to let you know when I'm ...
2023-08-01 08:00:05 +0000 UTC
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The poll was a perfect 50/50 split of FDom lovers and Fsub lovers!! Omg!! So, here's what me and the idea team in #the-idea-room on Discord came up with... :P
You always had a crush on each other--it was kind of an open secret. But now she's back in town, and after dinner with your family she joins you upstairs to reminisce about the old days in your childhood bedroom. One thing leads to another, and--!
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2023-07-28 23:10:31 +0000 UTC
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Your girlfriend is finally ready to do "it" for the first time--even though she can barely bring herself to say the word, she definitely knows she wants you!
Today's script was written for me privately by the wonderful u/iamthejackkeaton, who bravely took my "give me Hinata Hyuuga but like 10% more bold" prompt with gusto, haha!!
Blue's Notes
BLUE, WHY ARE THE QUIET BACKGROUND CONSTRUCTION NOISES BACK?!
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2023-07-28 19:59:10 +0000 UTC
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Your group's "mom friend" is always fussing over you! But the truth is, you secretly kinda like it...!
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I'M SLOWLY DIPPING MY TOE INTO MOMMYDOMME STUFF OKAY
I JUST WANNA MAKE CUPCAKES FOR SOMEONE AND GO DOWN ON THEM
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
Version linked above is the F4M version!
2023-07-27 23:23:07 +0000 UTC
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Your group's "mom friend" is always fussing over you! But the truth is, you secretly kinda like it...!
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Blue's Notes
I'M SLOWLY DIPPING MY TOE INTO MOMMYDOMME STUFF OKAY
I JUST WANNA MAKE CUPCAKES FOR SOMEONE AND GO DOWN ON THEM
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
2023-07-27 23:23:05 +0000 UTC
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I wanna get a little kinky! 😉
2023-07-25 19:56:43 +0000 UTC
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Join the Discord using the link in the announcement post: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86243278?utm_campaign=postshare_creator
See you there!!
2023-07-20 18:34:44 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: PLEASE NOTE THE TIME CHANGE!! NEW TIME IS 1:30PM!!! 💙💙💙
Heeeeere's the audio:
[FF4M] Oh My God, We're Like, Totally Sorry!! [Busty Bimbo Besties] [College Dorm] [Shy Listener] [Forgetting the Group Project] [Massage] [Boobjob] [Big Dick] [Duo Blowjob] [Cock Worship] [Dirty Talk] [Riding] [Creampie] [Face Sitting] [Cute and Giggly] [Cuddles]
Script by u/LookingForMyBlueSky
Oh my god!! We like, totally drop...
2023-07-17 20:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hi honey! Looks like I just missed you. Don't worry, it's nothing urgent. Just picking up some groceries and thinking of how much I love you.
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Blue's Notes
I wanted to create something really simple and sweet, a slice-of-life style voicemail that I might really leave for a partner I've been with for as long as these two have been together. I hope you enjoy!!
2023-07-14 00:08:07 +0000 UTC
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Your friend worked on the set of one of your favorite porn star's new films...which means they get to go to the wrap party, and you're invited!! When you run into her in the hot tub, you start to get the impression that she might be...wait, is she hitting on you?!
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Blue's Notes
Oh my gosh, LOOK AT THE ART THAT @JUSTINCIDERMOUTH MADE AAAAAAAAA
It's so gorgeous!!!!
I tried to strike a good balance h...
2023-07-14 00:01:59 +0000 UTC
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Your friend worked on the set of one of your favorite porn star's new films...which means they get to go to the wrap party, and you're invited!! When you run into her in the hot tub, you start to get the impression that she might be...wait, is she hitting on you?!
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Blue's Notes
Oh my gosh, LOOK AT THE ART THAT @JUSTINCIDERMOUTH MADE AAAAAAAAA
It's so gorgeous!!!!
I tried to strike a good balance h...
2023-07-14 00:01:56 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!!
So if you've been listening to me for a while you may know the whole saga I went through with commissions and why they got closed. The long and short of it is, I got overwhelmed because at the time I was working several jobs in addition to this one, and commissions were just too much for my physical health to take.
So!! Now that I've had a couple of years to settle in and get into a routine, I'm ready to give commissions another go!
Starting in August,...
2023-07-12 22:00:55 +0000 UTC
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Someone worked me up this morning while I was traveling back home soooooo when I got back and had the house to myself I decided to just take matters into my own hands in the bath 👏
Blue's like once a year ramblefap is back lol
Time for me to sleep reeeeeeally well
2023-07-12 04:11:38 +0000 UTC
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[F4M] and [F4A] First Time With Your Thicc, Shy Girlfriend
Your girlfriend is finally ready to do "it" for the first time--even though she can barely bring herself to say the word, she definitely knows she wants you!
[Shy voice] [Hinata Hyuuga vibes] [Busty] [Virgin speaker] [Date sex]
Script by u/iamthejackkeaton
Blue's Mystery Box! (I surprise you!)
[F4M] and [F4A] Fucking a Fan at the Wrap Party!...
2023-07-08 18:56:18 +0000 UTC
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Thank you guys soooooo much for letting me go wild that month!! If you enjoyed hearing my personal little fantasies, I've included an option this month called "Blue's Mystery Box" for more!
Please pick the audios you would like to give a bonus vote to!
1. [F4M] and [F4A] The "Mom Friend" of Your Group Takes Care of You
Your group's "mom friend" is always fussing over you! But the truth is, you secretly kinda like it...!
[Nurturing] [Mommydom...
2023-07-05 04:48:50 +0000 UTC
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Thank you guys soooooo much for letting me go wild that month!! If you enjoyed hearing my personal little fantasies, I've included an option this month called "Blue's Mystery Box" for more!
Please pick TWO NSFW audios you would like to hear on Patreon this month, and ONE SFW audio!
1. [F4M] and [F4A] The "Mom Friend" of Your Group Takes Care of You
Your group's "mom friend" is always fussing over you! But the truth is, you secretly kinda like it...!
2023-07-05 04:48:46 +0000 UTC
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