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April Wrap-Up!

I did one of these in February, it was super fun and I told myself I was gonna do it again, and then I FORGOT

What's Blue up to these days?

Getting my ass pounded by the IRS!! This is my first year filing taxes as a 100% self employed person and it was DIFFICULT AAAAAAA, I'm so glad it's over. My wallet weeps. My eyeballs weep. A couple of other freelancer friends told me to save 10% of my paycheck every month now to prepare for tax season ...

I wanna moan your name! My girlfriend wants to be able to breathe consistently at night! These things are connected somehow! Click here to unravel the mystery!

EDIT #3: Form is now closed!! There were nearly 150 names in the end sooooooo I'll give you guys an ETA for the post once I get a feel for how long this will take to put together! 💙

EDIT #2: Just a reminder that only 2 minute and 3 minute audio peeps get a personal copy! I think a couple of people were confused, because they left me places to send personal copies even though they asked for a one minute audio. 😅 One minute audios will only be on the Patreon post!
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Patreon Audio Voting May 2022! (Vote #2)

Hi lovelies! I'll be working on a massive project along with a few collab audios this month, so I will only be posting on Reddit twice this month. However, you guys will of course get all three of your Patreon exclusive audios!

Which of these audios sounds the best to you? Pick as many as you like, or pick your favorite again to give it an extra boost!

[F4M] Sore Loser [Bratty GF][Teasing][Sexy Banter][Spanking][Established D/s Relationship][...

Patreon Audio Voting May 2022! (Vote #1)

Hi lovelies! I'll be working on a massive project along with a few collab audios this month, so I will only be posting on Reddit twice this month. However, you guys will of course get all three of your exclusive audios! 

Which of these audios sounds the best to you? Pick as many as you like!

[F4M] Sore Loser [Bratty GF][Teasing][Sexy Banter][Spanking][Established D/s Relationship][GFE][Provoking You][Rough][Funishment][Bent Ov...

Reddit Voting May 2022!

Hi there lovelies! I will be working on a massive Reddit project along with a couple of collabs this month, so I will only be posted on Reddit twice in May. (Announcement about the project will go up today as well!!) 

Which two audios would you like me to make for Reddit? Pick as many options as you like!

[F4M] Your Online Arch-Nemesis Is Actually a Total Hottie [Gamer Girl][Enemies to Lovers][Size Difference][Rough Sex][Passi...

[EXCLUSIVE] [F4M] First Impressions [Girlfriend Brings You Home to Meet Her Parents][Disapproving Future In Laws][Sleeping on the Couch][Waking You Up][Horny as Fuck][Don't Get Caught][Blowjob][Riding][Bent Over the Couch][Creampie][L-Bombs][Encouragement][I Believe In You][I Want to Be With You Forever] Mentions of [Impreg] [Script by u/iamthejackkeaton]

Hey, sorry my dad was such a jerk to you at dinner. I can't believe they're making you sleep on the couch. They're so old-fashioned. I bet I know a way we can get back at them, though...!

Today's sweet script is by u/iamthejackkeaton!!

Heads up: The audio starts out with the speaker confronting her dad at the dinner table for being a jerk to you. If you don't want to hear the altercation, skip ahead to 3:25 to start when she sneaks downstairs to see ...

How to Enter the Discord! (Troubleshooting Guide)

Hi lovelies!

One of the most common questions I receive is how to enter our Discord server! Becoming a patron (everyone in Cyan and higher tiers has access to the server) usually enters you automatically, but if it doesn't, here are some things to check on!

Getting Into the Server

1. Check to make sure you have linked your Discord account to your Patreon account. 2022-04-26 04:08:25 +0000 UTC View Post

[4A] Clicks, Mouth Noises, and Soft Tapping Sounds: Part 7 [Unintentional ASMR] [Soft Squishy Noises] [Random Taps and Clicks] [35min]

Lots and lots of squishy noises in this one for some reason??? I guess I was extra mouth-noisy this time around since this is what the editing software pulled out.

[EARLY ACCESS] [F4M] Your Girlfriend Wants to Try Being Kinky With You [Fsub][Girlfriend][GFE][Safe Word Discussion][Safe and Sane][Enthusiastic Consent][Slightly Bratty][Playful][Spanking][Edging][Fingering][Bent Over Your Lap][Calling You "Daddy"][Blowjob to Facefucking][Bouncing On Your Cock][Fuzzy Handcuffs][Creampie][Aftercare][Sweet Kisses][I Feel So Safe With You] Optional [Wet Sounds]

(Originally slated to be titled, "I Want You to Be Rough With Me," but this title fits better, I think! :D )


A discussion about why sex always looks so rough on TV leads your girlfriend to confess she's been wanting to try more kinky things in bed. She knows you have a little bit of experience with that sort of thing, and she's very intrigued to hear that you have a pair of fuzzy handcuffs waiting in your bedside drawer right now...!
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All of the new art!! 💙[NSFW images, look out!!]

THEY'RE FINISHEDDDDDD!!! Artist requested anonymity, so send your love and adoration into the skies for them.

I shared them with the Discord, but here they are for you to enjoy here as well!! Raising a glass (of tea) to reaching our 500 patron goal!! If you take a little peek at the Tiers section on Patreon, you'll see that these cuties have become the new tier images as well. I'll likely start using these for art on new audios sometimes, hehe.

New Reddit aud...

[F4M] and [F4A] Versions - "This wedding reception sucks--let's get out of here and have some real fun!" [Strangers to Lovers][Bridesmaid Speaker][Groomsperson Listener][You've Been Eyefucking Me All Night][Follow Me to the Bathroom][Tipsy][Giggly][Standing Cunnilingus][Sex Against the Wall][Hold the Moan][Put Your Hand Over My Mouth] F4M Version: [Sex Against the Wall][Creampie] Optional [Wet Sounds], F4A Version: [Thigh Riding][Making Out][Oral Sex]

Version above is F4M with wet sounds! <3

C'mon, everyone at this reception is totally drunk, they won't even notice if we slip away and have a little fun. Besides, you've been eyefucking me all night, don't even try to deny it...!

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Things that annoy us (and things we love!) in audio porn: this weekend's poll results!!

Sorry this is a couple of days late, a lot of people responded to this with really thoughtful answers so there was a ton of data to comb through!!

PLEASE NOTE: This took me a bit longer than expected, so this week's patron-only audio for Cornflower and above will be made tomorrow instead! <3

In the end, we had 118 responses from the community, and reading through them I found that they mainly fit into seven categories: Acting, Edit...