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Yeah, I get it, I’m “one of the guys”. Cool, that’s great, that’s just fucking great. I just love how you will never, ever see me as a woman.
Well guess what? Maybe I don’t want you to see me as one of the bros. I’m a woman, fuck, I have needs like a woman, I am so starved for affection and while women are great and all,...
2021-06-20 07:34:28 +0000 UTC
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You submitted your best shitposts and I delivered: here are your blueberry shitposts 🤣🤣🤣 I had to combine/shorten a couple of them because it won't let me record longer than a minute haha. I spliced together the Navy SEAL Copypasta so there's a jump in the middle as well 🤣
Jokes
2021-06-15 05:45:18 +0000 UTC
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A bit late this month due to the crazy beginning of June, but here we fuckin goooooooo!!!!!
Reddit (these are for June/July)
[F4M] I’m Ready For You to Use My Mouth, Daddy [Fsub][Calling You “Daddy”][Mentions of Past Trauma][I Trust You][GFE][Making Out][Blowjob] to [Facefucking][Deepthroat][Gagging][Cum in My Mouth][Aftercare][Cuddling][Intimate]
I know I’ve always been too scared to let you fuck my mouth, because of my past, but… I really trust...
2021-06-13 22:52:53 +0000 UTC
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Currently putting together all the Patreon/Reddit tags and summaries from the polls so that I can post them this weekend, but until then... I'm feeling giddy and silly from this being my last day of my day job before going full time here with this content. (See the Discord for my gushing video of appreciation for you guys!!!!)
If you wanna hear me say some ridiculous or motivational shit as a blueberry this is your opportunity. Video will be posted Monday!!! 🤣🤣🤣
2021-06-11 18:34:22 +0000 UTC
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Since I'll be choosing several audios myself this month for Pride, this month's poll covers some content that will show up in June, and some for July!
Pick your favorites!! ^^
2021-06-07 18:01:23 +0000 UTC
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Having you on top of me, it still feels so warm and safe. But please, be careful? I have never been with anyone. No, do not stop, I want you to be the first. I have wanted you for the longest time. Not just because of the potion. I am so achingly, deeply needy for you. I can feel your cock at my entrance...can you feel how wet I am?
Today's script written privately for me by the incredible, the indomitable, the outrageously talented u/iamthejackkeaton!! Enjoy!!
2021-06-06 21:21:29 +0000 UTC
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You’re such a good dad. She looked so happy when you tucked her in today. I think she likes it best when you read to her, since you do all the voices, hehe.
You know...at her birthday party the other day, I heard her wish. She wished for a little brother or sister… And I’ve been really wanting another…! What do you say, baby?
2021-06-02 04:31:17 +0000 UTC
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Heyyy it's that time once again!
2021-06-01 23:09:40 +0000 UTC
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Iiiiit's that time again!!
2021-06-01 23:06:33 +0000 UTC
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You know what? I’m getting real fucking tired of your snark. You think you’re soooo smart because you made your way up the company, but now guess what? You’re still second. To me. And maybe one day you’ll run this company, young man, but it’s not this day. You will show me some goddamn respect!
What the hell are you looking at?!
2021-05-30 19:50:06 +0000 UTC
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FULL TAGS:
[F4M] - Your Bratty Roommate Is Horny And Needs You to Fuck Her [Roommate to Lovers][Switch][Gentle Fdom to Fsub][Public Play][Hold The Moan][Riding You][Pronebone][Cunnilingus][Cum on Face][Teasing][You Edging Me][Begging][Pinned Down][Kissing][Don't Wake Our Other Roommate][Power Struggle][ASMR]
2021-05-27 00:31:27 +0000 UTC
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I apologize in advance for the nightmares from this filter hahahahaha
EDIT: I JUST REALIZED THE VIDEO GOT CUT OFF AT THE END?!!
YOU GUYS ARE THE FUCKING TITS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SUPPORTING ME AND BELIEVING IN ME NO MATTER WHAT!!!! You've truly helped me achieve a dream today. I've fantasized about quitting the past few years almost as much as I've had dirty fantasies, haha!!!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. From the bottom of my little Blue heart. 💙
2021-05-25 23:07:21 +0000 UTC
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The next two weeks are going to be super chaotic for me, so Dracula recordings will resume in two weeks!! I'll see you then, my spooky friends. 🧛
2021-05-25 14:56:53 +0000 UTC
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The final installment of this series!! Thank you so much for loving this character as much as I do ^^
It's no longer just wanting you...I need you. I need you like I've never needed anyone else. And that scares me...but it also excites me. I want to be with you. I want to be yours, sir.
IMPROV
2021-05-22 04:16:03 +0000 UTC
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Gods, I could get lost in your eyes all night...if your lips weren't so tempting… Kiss me, baby. I can't get enough of you tonight. I want to feel your skin on mine, I need you to kiss me again and again until I'm dizzy with it…
IMPROV
2021-05-22 03:12:49 +0000 UTC
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Daddy... I've always wanted you to fuck me at work...and now's our chance!! I'm closing the library today… Won't you come by and play with me?
IMPROV
2021-05-19 07:15:01 +0000 UTC
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Recorded live weekly on Tuesdays at 3:30PST on Discord!
Patrons: New chapter is now uploaded on Dropbox!
2021-05-18 23:30:52 +0000 UTC
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Recording will be in the Live Recording Room on Discord. See you there! 🧛
Make sure to catch up by checking the Dracula Audiobook Dropbox folder (search "Audiobook" tag to find it), patrons!
2021-05-18 16:37:24 +0000 UTC
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Construction is on the roof and they are being super noisy. I've been told they're gonna be there for the next few hours (and possibly the next few days), so I'm just gonna push the next recording to next week. T_T
See you then!!!
2021-05-11 18:47:54 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!! I've found a few potential readings for May for the creepy SFW series!! Check 'em out and let me know how you want me to spook you this month.
SCP-3008 (Endless IKEA) + Journal Entry
SCP-049 (Plague Doctor) + Interviews
SCP-999 (Ti...
2021-05-11 06:01:53 +0000 UTC
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Celebrate Mother's Day with me with this character's massive mommy milkers. 👉😎👉
I um. Yes! The reason. That. I uh. Came over. Yes. There's. You said that… I mean, if you were teasing me you better tell me now or I'm gonna make an ass of myself but.
Last night when you were drunk I was saying my boobs were too big and y...
2021-05-09 21:07:10 +0000 UTC
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2021-05-05 22:31:21 +0000 UTC
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You can view the tags and summaries on THIS MASTERLIST, look at the "Patreon Exclusives" tab. (Second tab, on the bottom.)
2021-05-05 22:29:02 +0000 UTC
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Recorded live weekly on Tuesdays at 3:30PST on Discord!
Patrons: New chapter is now uploaded on Dropbox!
2021-05-04 23:48:12 +0000 UTC
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Recording will be in the Live Recording Room on Discord. See you there! 🧛
Make sure to catch up by checking the Dracula Audiobook Dropbox folder (search "Audiobook" tag to find it), patrons!
2021-05-04 18:04:06 +0000 UTC
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Reddit
[F4A] Lose Yourself In Me [Vanilla][Sweet][Affectionate][Loving][Making Out][Whispering Sweet Nothings to You][Sensual Cuddling][My Beloved][My Love][Enjoy My Body][Light Scratching][Little Love Bites][Lick My Pussy][Happy Moans][Breathless][Grab My Hips][Look Up At Me][L-Bombs]
Gods, I could get lost in your eyes all night...if your lips weren't so tempting… Kiss me, baby. I can't get enough of you tonight. I want to feel your skin on mine, I need you to kiss me ag...
2021-05-03 14:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Y'allllllll we've officially hit and maintained 300+!! Sooooo me and Bleu were brainstorming some SFW series ideas since that was the option y'all picked as something you wanted for the 300 patron celebration in the VIP poll. Here's some ideas we came up with:
- I read ridiculous wikipedia articles of your choosing in a silly voices (this is something I do with friends and it's always fucking ridiculous and fun)
- I read creepypastas/SCP entries and I'll do full dramatization sf...
2021-05-02 03:18:04 +0000 UTC
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Hi lovelies!! So I'm gonna do something I've never done before and give you access to a draft of an audio I'm making becaaaaaauuuuuse my voice has picked this excellent moment at the end of the month while I'm trying to record this last audio to COMPLETELY give out on me!!
I think my voice is just being fussy because of the weather change, all the damn pollen the landscaping people outside have been kicking up while making my apartment complex pretty, and too many late ...
2021-04-30 05:49:23 +0000 UTC
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Oh my god, I don't even know why I applied for this job. This is so not me…at least not on the outside. But… I really wanna be bold and fearless. I wanna be super slutty and sexy and all of those things.
I watch the other bartenders get fucked every night and it's so fucking hot to watch that I'm dripping wet by the end of my shift…
2021-04-29 06:05:55 +0000 UTC
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Eeep!! It's May?!! This year is going FAST, haha! This month's poll looks a little different because, as y'all know, sometimes I get so excited I can't help but take on more projects and give you guys a surprise or two during the month!! Sometimes that means one or two audios keep getting pushed. These ones have all been pushed TWICE, so they deserve some love.
Other polls will be deciding which two of these audios will be going to Reddit (I have...
2021-04-29 00:39:38 +0000 UTC
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