Hey, there! Going to be the first of two posts tonight, and I hope you enjoy them both! First up is the story Working Hard, which is a little bit different from what I normally write. At least, it definitely feels that way to me...
Patrick Graves is...an asshole. Unfortunately for his female coworkers, he's also an important asshole. Andrea Faraday was sent to assess his behavior, but he's not terribly interested in hearing her opinion.
You can read Working Hard 2022-07-01 06:51:21 +0000 UTC
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Right now, I'm too tired to write a description for the story itself, but the story is, in fact, ready for you to read! With your human eyes!
Jackson is spelldead. Magic can't affect him. Naturally this has its fair share of woes, but a perk is that he's equipped to transport particularly dangerous prisoners who might otherwise ensorcell him! Prisoners like Rebecca Redford... But "Busty Becky" insists that she doesn't use magic! Bluffing? Or something more?
I lied. Appare...
2022-06-01 06:14:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey again, everyone!
...So, like I said, I'm going to be leaning on your patience for a day or so. I've had a real busy few weeks, and I haven't had as much time as I would've liked to actually work on the ideas I've had, much less the kind of private space that I'd need to do my best work.
That being said, you can look forward to a story in two or so days, along with (hopefully) some microfiction pieces that I've been outlining, too!
(but carol everything you do is microfic...
2022-05-01 06:49:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey, everyone!
I will freely admit, I am more than a little bit tired as I write this up, because I landed from a flight earlier. I got off a flight earlier. You know what I mean.
In any case, though, here's a story for yinz to read! It's called Maid To Order, because I'm very clever, and you can download it here!
Rodrick th...
2022-05-01 06:41:34 +0000 UTC
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Alright. So.
...Thank you for your patience! It took a bit longer to finish this off, but it also ended up being a bit longer a piece than I was expecting, so hopefully that evens out!
Daniyal has travelled from Anahita to East Khemet in search of the Queen of Golems. He's after her hand in marriage, but to earn an audience, he must first complete the Trial of the Sun! It seems daunting at first, but then he realizes that it may be harder tha...
2022-04-01 06:48:49 +0000 UTC
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I don't quite have time to go real in-depth about this piece, but I'll say a little bit! This story feels...different from what I've written in the past, if only because it feels like the style is a little different. It's hard to put into words!
It also gets really, really horny. In a way that I feel like a story of mine hasn't gotten. At least, not often.
David has recently begun working for an eccentric noble's estate. His employer has a few rules that don't quite m...
2022-04-01 05:19:18 +0000 UTC
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Gosh, this has been a long time coming, hasn't it?
As I'm sure many of you are at this point aware, things haven't been going great here. Things haven't been going great for me much at all, lately. Because of that, I'd like to apologize to all of you for the things I've done and the things I have failed to do.
I don't even really know what to say, and it feels artificial to prepare, like, an "apology" post, like I'm reading it from a teleprompter, so I'm just going to try and vomi...
2022-02-01 18:11:35 +0000 UTC
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Hey! Remember me?
In the interest of keeping things brief, here's a story about a hot goth goblin who really wants a rare book from the library!
You can read it now here!
I know that things have not been what one might call "great" with me lately, and I'm going to try to explain...what's going on...soon.
Until then, enjoy the story!
2022-02-01 07:57:49 +0000 UTC
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Hey, all. Just one post tonight, which I'm sure is a nice change of pace. The story will be ready shortly, but until then, here's a sample of what to expect.
No, the problem Robert Phelps had was that he was now absolutely, totally, embarrassingly into catgirls.
Ever since his little rendezvous with Carmen -- which had been unequivocally the best sex he'd ever had in his life -- Robert had been pretty much obsessed with catgirls.
And then he learned abo...
2021-12-01 07:58:00 +0000 UTC
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(This post will be updated with more details no later than 11/3. I appreciate your patience immensely.)
2021-11-01 06:56:14 +0000 UTC
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(This post will be updated with more details no later than 11/3. I appreciate your patience immensely.)
2021-11-01 06:55:24 +0000 UTC
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(This post will be updated with more details no later than 11/3. I appreciate your patience immensely.)
2021-11-01 06:54:56 +0000 UTC
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(This post will be updated with more details no later than 11/3. I appreciate your patience immensely.)
2021-11-01 06:54:17 +0000 UTC
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Dennis is a hacker, but when his computer becomes infected with a virus, he has to investigate his own hardware to see what went wrong. The problem turns out to not be a wholly artificial intelligence, but something even worse: a digital devil.
Coming soon, along with a bonus!
2021-10-01 06:59:26 +0000 UTC
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After his investigation of the Indulgence club, Vector realizes that the mysterious singer he saw perform there may not be the most innocent gal there is. In fact, when a robbery is called in, he knows he has to be the one to stop her!
Coming soon!
2021-10-01 06:57:50 +0000 UTC
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Apparently I've been thinking about superheroes a lot lately! This is going to be the second superhero story in as many months, and the first in a two-part piece that I had an idea for. Please note that both of these are going to take place in the same "timeline" as Snake Charmer, so it'll make the most sense if you read that one first!
In fact, it probably won't make sense at all unless you read it first, so I really must insist.
In the wake of Rever...
2021-10-01 06:52:02 +0000 UTC
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Phew! That took a little bit longer than I was expecting, mainly because the story ended up being a little bit longer than I was expecting! I appreciate your patience immensely, as I keep saying. In any event, here is my latest story (no pun intended, guh): Snake Charmer!
When a robber calls to report herself, Reverb thinks that he's prepared for anything. She may have charmed the guards with her superpowers, but his suit repels mental interference! As it turns out, though, this vil...
2021-09-01 06:46:51 +0000 UTC
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To be honest, this post itself is going to need some brushing up in the morning, but I need to get it down by a specific time, so up it goes! Rest assured, the story accompanying it is ready to read right now!
You can download it here!
I will fix up the post soon...and make a more detailed post going over some changes, expectations, and promises that ...
2021-08-01 06:57:24 +0000 UTC
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2020-12-01 07:56:17 +0000 UTC
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2020-12-01 07:55:25 +0000 UTC
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2020-12-01 07:54:40 +0000 UTC
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...It really kills me to do this, but for the reasons mentioned in the previous TBA/ETA, I have to make this post now rather than when the story is properly ready.
As with Sweet Dreams, the first chapter of They Love will be posted as soon as possible. I appreciate your patience and understanding immensely. This post will be updated as soon as it's ready.
2020-11-01 05:51:09 +0000 UTC
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In the interest of transparency, I'm still putting the finishing touches on the second chapter of Sweet Dreams. Because of how this Patreon is set up (and the fact that writing is my sole means of income now), I have to make this post now to ensure I get the money I need by the time I need it.
Rest assured that the story will be posted as soon as I possibly can. I don't like having to do this, but I can't really afford to wait that extra day or so. No pun intended.
(i wis...
2020-11-01 05:47:40 +0000 UTC
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Hey, everyone! This post is going to kind of be an in-depth-ish one, but a lot of that is going to more come in the next two or so days than it is right now. At the moment, I just want to get the first of three chapters up here!
Jeremy is starting off his third year at Santa Decarabia University by looking for off-campus housing. He has an interview lined up with someone renting out a room, but he's been waiting at the café they were supposed to meet at for a while, and there's nob...
2020-10-01 06:41:31 +0000 UTC
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Hey again! Remember how I said that I was going to post some flashfics, too? Well, here they are!
In this world, there's one constant: boys love being a pretty girl's toy.
As that summary might kind of (obliquely) imply, the flashfics here aren't really centered on one specific theme! If I had to invent one after the fact, I guess I would go with something like, uh.
...tempt...ation? ...sub...version?
I've got nothing. And I wrote the fucking thing! What am I ...
2020-09-01 04:12:22 +0000 UTC
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In which I continue (or perhaps establish) my love of parodying horror movie titles and themes for my goblin stories.
I hope you guys are ready for another goblin story, because I've had those little green vixens on the mind lately! Probably to everyone's delight, honestly. Some of my best-received stories feature goblins pretty prominently, which lets me know that my fans have incredible taste.
"John and his fiancée Dee return to her childhood home for Galw Clannan,...
2020-09-01 03:38:24 +0000 UTC
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wow patreon is just deciding to take the night off, huh
Well, I'm not! If Forever And Ever And Ever wasn't quite hot enough for you, hopefully these paired flashfics will bring the heat! They're both succubus-themed and deal with more immediately malevolent corruption.
"No matter the time, no matter the place, succubi have a knack for helping men turn traitor. After all, it feels so good to be bad
2020-08-01 05:56:44 +0000 UTC
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Didn't I say I was gonna post more?!
This is the first of two posts I'm going to be making tonight, the second of which being a few more flashfics. This is a meatier story, though, and it's one that I'm quite fond of, so I hope you enjoy it!
"Anastasia, Queen of Shadows, has spent the better part of a lifetime courting Sir Isaac the knight. Since it seems she's not getting anywhere, she decides that it might take several lifetimes instead."
OK, so I said I'm quite f...
2020-08-01 05:04:40 +0000 UTC
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oh god so sleepy
Like I said, I've actually been writing a lot, and a good chunk of that writing is from flashfic sprints with my fellow author and writing buddy GigglingGoblin! And fucking trust me when I say that these are sprints. She's an absolute fucking monster. I shit you not, during one of these little writing races, she wrote over 1,800 words in a fucking half-hour
2020-07-31 06:37:04 +0000 UTC
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I'm not dead, I swear!
Quite the contrary, actually: I've been writing up a storm! The problem is that a lot of it is either very rough, secret, or...completely finished, and I'm just really bad about posting things in a timely manner. That means that there are going to be two or three paid posts today, but I'm going to post a bunch of free stuff, too, so hopefully that'll make up for the end-of-the-month blitz!
The first story up is Absolutely Priceless!
"A superhero me...
2020-07-31 06:19:04 +0000 UTC
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