Stollhouse herself joins hosts Bridgett and Sarah to expound upon being the skinniest kid in fat camp (even though it's a class, not a camp), and revel in the reliably embarrassing world of High School musical theater.
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2018-05-04 18:53:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Tom Reimann of Gamefully Unemployed ventures to the deepest levels of the Pit, to help Swaim make some sense of the pains, absences, and stresses that sometimes make self-annihilation seem pretty damn appealing. That's right; it's the suicide episode. Tread softly an...
2018-05-03 21:08:35 +0000 UTC View PostWe missed a couple posts over the last three days. Sorry. Mike have flu. Stuff come back as soon as Mike not. Have it. Flu.
To tide you over, here’s a list of all the pods we got taped last week, coming soon to Beanfields near you!
Frame Rates: Maverick and Mars Attacks with DOB, Princess Mononoke and Wall-E with Starline.
1Ups: Portal 2 with Star, Far Cry 5 with Dave Bell, also Halo and Metal Gear Solid 5.
Rough ...
2018-05-01 20:52:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 3 of 6.
Starring Dylan John Seaton, Katy Stoll, and Michael Swaim. Shot by Michael Cox. Written by Michael Swaim. Directed and Edited by Abe Epperson.
Hey, Michael here! As you're no doubt aware, the Jim Henson Company episode of Disney Owns You is OUT and WATCHABLE and kinda FUNNY, even, if you squint.
The unquestioned star of the episode, Muppet Fuckin Mcgee (pictured above expressing his feelings for you) was constructed at great expense (about $250 in mater...
2018-04-23 17:59:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 2 of 6.
Starring Katy Stoll, and Michael Swaim. Shot by Michael Cox. Written by Michael Swaim. Directed and Edited by Abe Epperson.
This week in the Dish, the boys talk about cybertronic super-soldiers, the coming technological singularity, and little tiny Wall-E's that eat your blood. Sweet dreams!
2018-04-18 19:33:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Robert Evans helps Abe and Mike wrap their heads around PTA's epic masterpiece, Magnolia, in all of its 3-hour glory. Get ready to understand everything about everything, buttholes.
2018-04-17 02:06:55 +0000 UTC View PostIn honor of Art Bell's passing--R.I.P. (Rest in Pa
2018-04-14 17:19:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Cody Johnston improvises a series of Star Wars character names for the Disney Owns You: Lucasfilm sketch.
2018-04-14 17:08:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Greg Burke drops in to chat with Sarah and Bridgett about their (and others') most embarrassing moments, including #DadFarts, shirtless child wrestling, and the time he tried to get the coolest kid in school to explore his secret passage.
Episode 1 of 6.
Starring Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll, and Michael Swaim. Shot by Michael Cox. Directed and Edited by Abe Epperson.
Jeez, this has been awkward. Patreon finally did their 1's and 0's and beep bop boop, and I'm happy to inform you that we have gotten the Patreon rewards working for our Discord community. We fixed the issue with people not getting the Small Beans role. If you're pledging but still not getting your discord role properly, please go to this link and follow the instructions exactly.
2018-04-09 22:10:28 +0000 UTC
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Yo.
Yoyoyoyoyoyo to you all, and I hope your evenings are shaping up to be robust and distinguished. May particular events unfold that you will later recall.
ANYWHO, as discussed in the most recent Extree! Extree!, we have moved into the realm of video in a bigger way recently, and also taken several new podcasts onboard, so some content modules will need to shift to make room for others...
2018-04-09 04:03:06 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang, thank you so much for your help in watering the Beans of Success and achieving the Beans of Fruition. We make a lot of bean references here. You'll get used to it. Bean.
As you can see in the left rail, we have just REACHED our latest goal of 8k, which was designed to fund a high-quality, six-episode web-series called DISNEY OWNS YOU (as well as keep the podcast trains running on time).
That is funded now, so it will start coming out next week. WAHOO! The series includes ...
2018-04-08 22:13:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Michael and Jonny bring you the news of the week, both Small Beans and otherwise.
Music by Chris Corlew.
Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.
2018-04-07 20:54:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Join Cristian and Abe for your regularly-scheduled update on science news and pop culture. This episode, the petri dish is alive with gleep-glops, and you'll have to listen to find out what that means.
2018-04-06 01:38:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Katy "Mink" Stoll joins the Frame Rate boys to dissect the Ocean's X franchise, and Michael dates the episode by making some Black Panther predictions that turned out to be wildly inaccurate.
2018-04-02 02:51:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Adam and Brett welcome returning guest Michael Swaim and first time guest Marina Reimann to discuss the FDA's shady war on Kratom.
2018-03-31 05:27:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Some Wheezy Asshole Imitating Michael joins hosts Sarah Griffith and Bridgett Greenberg to discuss a cavalcade of fluid-related embarrassments from childhood.
2018-03-28 04:57:32 +0000 UTC View Post
I just want to say to all our beans: Thank you. We haven't been on a real set for about 6 months and it really felt good to finally be back in the saddle. I mentioned to Mike that as soon as I said "roll sound, roll camera" I felt a kind of cathartic release. It's like I had been absent from a part of my life for so long that I needed it. I didn't know how much I needed it until that moment. It's like that moment in Firefly where River says that the cows forgot they were cows until they saw the ...
2018-03-26 12:35:59 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week's PCPD, Abe and Cristian dive into a variety of science developments and compare them to stupid movies to make life sensible for themselves.
Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.
Music by Abe Epperson.
2018-03-22 16:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It took two and a half days and I'm covered in tiny burns and cuts, but I have completed construction on the latest Small Beans character, Muppet Fuckin McGee.
This sour customer is Jim Henson Company's legal counsel in their buyout negotiations with Disney Corporation. You will soon be able to check him out in action in Disney Owns You, our first epic web series, shooting this weekend!
SPECIAL THANKS: My Mom, who did all the sewing.
2018-03-22 02:12:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Adam and Brett welcome Small Beans Podcast Network founder Michael Swaim to talk about the most recent efforts break the great state of California into two states, one probably less great than the other.
2018-03-22 01:54:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Gamefully Unemployed's own David Christopher Bell kindly stops in to explain why Starship Troopers actually doesn't suck if you understand satire, ya dope.
Gamefully Unemployed on Twitter. And Patreon.
2018-03-19 03:32:09 +0000 UTC View Post
The Jaws: The Revenge of D&D podcast installments. This episode, we ruin religion.
2018-03-17 17:14:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Pop Culture Petri Dish co-host and all around Big Bean Cristian Ramirez joins Mike in the pit to discuss parents, how they shape us (and don't), and tell some hilarious stories about coyotes and raccoons.
2018-03-17 06:31:21 +0000 UTC View Post
In the premiere episode of Rough Stuff, co-hosts Bridgett Greenberg and Sarah Griffith invite Maggie Mae Fish to relive the humility of High School, the problems with puberty, and the rough of it all.
Shit. Gets. Embarrassing. But not for you!
The Return of the Jedi of D&D podcast installments.
Believe it or not, my character has a totally consistent and fascinating backstory. Can't wait for someone to ask me about it in-game!
2018-03-09 19:21:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Michael and Jonny bring you the news of the week, both Small Beans and otherwise.
Music by Chris Corlew.
Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.
2018-03-08 08:24:17 +0000 UTC View Post