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On Reaching Goal #1 in 27 Hours

And no, that's not a sneaky 127 Hours reference, although I am typing this while pinned under a boulder for sexual reasons.

Hi again, everyone! It's Michael!

Boy, I didn't expect to be saying this so soon--indeed, before our first bit of content has dropped--but THANKS TO YOU, we have REACHED OUR INITIAL GOAL of raising 1500 bucks a month!

All I can say is the hackneyed but true thing of saying that you'll have to trust how much that means to me, because I, a professional writer, k...

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Why I Left Cracked (by Swaim)

For those interested in my personal life or behind the scenes information for whatever reason, here's my take on why I unfortunately had to part ways with Cracked, and why I am not that sad and expect great things from all the Cracked folk in the near future. Spoiler alert: I'm an alcoholic!

Stay tuned to this page for all of our upcoming projects!

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And so...the Beans is a Die that is Cast

Oh our various gods, a thousand thanks to all of the Small Beans Cool Beans Club members nice/dumb enough to pay us before we've even posted anything! Much love, chumps.

Now that the Beans are out of the beanbag, just know that this is the place to see all the stuff we're gonna make, and that stuff will start appearing...

MONDAY, Dec. 11th, one scant WEEK from TODAY. 

We'll have at least TWO THINGS A WEEK going up from that point forward, and are looking to expand as fast as w...

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