>:3 o.o;;
Today, I am not naughtyjester.
I am SERIOUSJESTER.
This is a SERIOUS day for us clowns. A day of solemn, joyless reality, not humor. And I will start with this:
YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE MUCH PROUDER OF YOU HAD YOU NOT SQUANDERED YOUR YOUTH AND POTENTIAL.
Another harsh reality check:
I AM NOT A CUTE FEMBOY CLOWN IN REAL LIFE. I am actually an overweight 38 year old man.
I do not even have the smooth, boyish voice you are hearing this text in...
Thank you all for supporting me.
My patreon numbers came VERY close to hitting a milestone! The numbers are back down now, but I will try to post a lot more content this coming month. The March content was a bit lacking in my opinion, but I do hope that not many of you felt disappointed!
I bought myself a FitBit watch, and I've been exercising more, and I THINK I might have solved the issue behind my lack of sleep. (spoilers: I have to wear gloves to sleep so my fingers ...
2021-04-01 02:27:54 +0000 UTC View Post
stufffffff!
Stuff to play wittth.
2021-03-30 12:52:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Sketch durmp. Lotts scribbles in here, some of which I will turn into full art pics.
And some full art pics.
2021-03-30 12:50:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Even future rockstars have rolemodels!
Dancin' and singing along to his dad's old vinyl collection.
Soundtrack to first sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=def3ob2h-1s
Last sketch: rejected sketch. I didn't like how the character design was turning out.
2021-03-29 11:23:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I might have leveled up my inking a little. What do you think?
(Last pic inspired by an episode of Bob's Burgers)
2021-03-28 02:23:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Protest all you want, Theodore! But Bune didn't force you to meet him alone, in a secluded place, at a designated time, and WITHOUT any templars, monks, spells, or holy artifacts to back you up! Why DO you keep coming back? :3c
(Don't worry, Theo's demonic family curse makes his insides basically indestructible.)
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I promised I'd give you something better and more extreme. So here it is! Hope it satisfies. Feedback is appreciated. ;v; Though I think I nee...
2021-03-25 13:07:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Blegh. I really really don't like how this turned out. Theodore looks weird, his proportions are strange, his feet are WAY too small for this angle, the disembodied cock looks dumb... I was NOT in good form tonight.
Ugh. Well maybe someone out there will like it. ;v;
I'll try again, please bear with me. Consider this a..... bonus? Appetizer?
2021-03-22 06:24:29 +0000 UTC View PostWaaah! More patrons than ever.... and this hasn't been a very productive month for my NSFW stuff. I feel bad... ;v; I've mostly been doing SFW work!
I'll try and get something sexy done soon!
What would you like to see?
2021-03-22 01:12:16 +0000 UTC View Post
A comm I made for a friend.
Scottish girls are just full of spunk!
2021-03-19 23:49:38 +0000 UTC View Post
He needs some lovin'!
Awful lot of red in this pic. Still nice though. Used this pic to try and figure out my color sense by using mostly "normal" layers. Also, this is the first time I've painted "semi-molten lava" ground! It's not as hard as I expected.
What do y'all think of the cabal markings on his eyes? Keep them? Or don't keep them?
2021-03-05 13:02:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Clip Studio Paint file for those who wanna play with this.
2021-03-01 04:02:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Something I will probably work on and refine more. xvx;;
Some other scribblies there too!
2021-02-28 12:44:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a little something I did while I was trying to learn how to make my poses more dynamic.
2021-02-24 12:54:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Bloop! Just a horny kitsune ref sheet that I took way too long to finish.
2021-02-18 00:21:44 +0000 UTC View Post
LOTS of stuff happening in this one, if you wanna play with it!
2021-02-14 03:40:22 +0000 UTC View Post
(full res in attachment)
Satyrs are uncontrollably horny creatures who are ALWAYS ready and willing to stuff their cocks into whatever warm hole they can find!
That's not my headcanon, that's how they actually are. Ancient Greek pottery art depicts them with raging boners. Google it!
2021-02-13 12:31:54 +0000 UTC View Post
The art file for those who want to study it.
2021-02-12 23:49:35 +0000 UTC View Post
POWERFUL GAMS!!!!! Done for VimHomeless's birthday.
2021-02-07 01:22:05 +0000 UTC View PostWHAT THE CRAP!?!?
MISTER J.C.!!!? (name hidden for privacy)
DID YOU SEND ME THE MONITOR!? IT WAS ONLY ON MY WISHLIST FOR AN HOUR, SO I COULD ORDER IT MYSELF LATER!
Thank youuuuu ;A;
Aaaaa.
AAAAAAA.
あああああああああああああ ~ !
HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE AFFORD THESE THINGS!?
2021-02-03 22:54:14 +0000 UTC View Post