Covid sucks donkey dicks. I woke up this morning, and it felt like my throat had become pumpkin guts. That is not a good feeling. I was a little worried I wouldn't be able to do anything about it, because can modern medicine fix such a feeling? Apparently Mucinex can do it. So my throat feels like a normal throat again, but not a healthy one, because it hurts when I swallow. I am on the mend, and it's thanks to drugs (the over the counter kind... well kind of, because an ID is needed for some...
2023-02-07 17:46:23 +0000 UTC
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2023-02-07 17:27:37 +0000 UTC
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This is a cool perk of being a patron, so if you can think of something, you shouldn't be shy! Your idea can be super simple and basic or more complicated. It can be anything! Last April, the winning idea was just "MILF blackmailed." It can be a sequel to a Patreon audio if you want. You can resubmit ideas from the past too! Tuesday, February 7th is the last day to submit an idea, and then voting will take place on February 8th!
Comment with your ideas! OR...
2023-02-01 16:21:05 +0000 UTC
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I have Covid. My symptoms started on Thursday, along with my kids' symptoms. They can't go back to school until at least Wednesday, and that's only if they're feeling better. One of them is doing as poorly as I am and has had a fever like me. Haha the other one feels fine.
I have nothing recorded. Since I wasn't feeling well on Thursday, I was able to write a script early in the day when the symptoms felt like a cold. I will be recording that script as soon as I can. It's hard wit...
2023-01-29 00:19:35 +0000 UTC
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The tags are:
Older woman
Cum swallowing
Mind break
Mind control
Facesitting
Breeding
Free use
Oversized cock
Facial
Creampie
The theme is:
Best friend's mother
Look for this audio next month! Thanks for submitting tags and voting!
2023-01-23 21:00:31 +0000 UTC
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Here is the schedule for this month's Discord events!
Sunday, January 22, 9pm EST: $10 (a Loyal Subject) and higher tiers have access to a live script fill! There's no chatting or typing or anything on your side besides listening. You get to listen to me talk to you and perform for you. Then at some point after the event, I edit it and add SFX, and then it gets posted on GWA! I will be performing 2023-01-22 17:20:48 +0000 UTC
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I got accepted into Pi Cum Dump! Today, we're playing a little game. Whichever sorority member gets the most cum stains on their bed sheet by the end of the day wins! We have to leave the house and walk around to find guys to help us win. I'm so excited when you agree to help! Now let's get down to business!
2023-01-21 20:55:30 +0000 UTC
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"Pulverizing your girlfriend's sore pussy and pumping multiple loads into her to sooth the pain away!!"
2023-01-16 15:37:02 +0000 UTC
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Sunday, January 22 will be the last day to vote for what the theme of this audio will be! This audio will be available to all tiers!
Here are the winning tags:
Older woman
Cum swallowing
Mind break
Mind control
Facesitting
Breeding
Free use
Oversized cock
Facial
Creampie
2023-01-16 15:33:28 +0000 UTC
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You didn't see a car in my driveway, so you thought my house would be the perfect one to rob. You didn't count on me being home. Too bad for you that I took self-defense classes, and I easily snatch your gun from you, and teach you why you should never break into a house again.
This is consensual non-consent.
2023-01-16 03:14:17 +0000 UTC
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This great patron-submitted idea got the most votes last month!
You're unhappy with your marriage. Your wife never tries to please you sexually... it seems like she's too lazy to bother. She's supposed to make dinner since you get home late, but she's been serving you cereal. You're fed up with her laziness, and tonight, you're going to finally do things on YOUR terms.
Trigger warning: This might be a little more suited for Gumroad. There are no safe words i...
2023-01-12 20:02:26 +0000 UTC
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Sunday, January 22, 9pm EST: $10 (a Loyal Subject) and higher tiers have access to a live script fill! There's no chatting or typing or anything on your side besides listening. You get to listen to me talk to you and perform for you. Then at some point after the event, I edit it and add SFX, and then it gets posted on GWA! I will be performing
2023-01-10 01:55:18 +0000 UTC
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It's time to vote for your favorite tags! You can choose up to 10.
The top 10 will be used in the audio. After the tags have been chosen, you will be polled in order to choose the theme of the audio.
Saturday, January 14th is the last day to vote!
Click here to vote
2023-01-08 20:09:47 +0000 UTC
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Saturday, January 14th is the last day to vote!
2023-01-08 19:36:41 +0000 UTC
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This fun patron-submitted idea got the most votes in November!
After helping out a friend who was in a life or death situation, you didn't have time to write your term paper, and your professor won't give you an extension. You find the perfect way to get a little revenge. She took something away from you (a quarter of your grade), now you're going to give her a little something and take that away.
2023-01-06 23:07:43 +0000 UTC
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You can submit your ideas here
Submit your tags here
Impaling Your Professor on Your Monster-Sized Cock will be posted on here later today!
2023-01-06 17:57:18 +0000 UTC
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Aside from the audio you normally submit ideas for, there will be a second audio that all patrons can have a part in and all patrons will get to hear!
The first step is that everyone can submit their favorite tags (Saturday, January 7th is the last day to submit them).
Then on January 8th, patrons will vote for their favorites.
After this, patrons will vote for what they want the theme to be.
The resulting audio next month will have the chosen tags an...
2023-01-01 16:05:01 +0000 UTC
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*This month I will be posting audios for the last two winning ideas--the student with a monstrous cock, and the husband who hatefucks his lazy wife*
This is a cool perk of being a patron, so if you can think of something, you shouldn't be shy! Your idea can be super simple and basic or more complicated. It can be anything! Last April, the winning idea was just "MILF blackmailed." It can be a sequel to a Patreon audio if you want. You can resubmit ideas from the...
2023-01-01 16:00:08 +0000 UTC
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In this one a man and a woman meet in a bar, and end up going to his room. But it doesn't go how you might expect.
I hope you all have a great happy and healthy new year! I am itching to make new material and can't fucking wait until I can. My hope is that Tuesday will be the day. My throat still hurts, and I still cough and don't have the best lung capacity, but little by little I am getting better.
2022-12-31 21:37:56 +0000 UTC
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I have felt terrible about not being able to release anything new lately. I hope you enjoy this fun story. The editing isn't the greatest, but it shouldn't really be an issue.
2022-12-28 13:38:32 +0000 UTC
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Thank you all so much for all your support! I appreciate you so much.
I hope you have a wonderful day!
2022-12-25 15:01:34 +0000 UTC
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I first read this book in 2016, and this sex scene was soooo hot. I don't know how many times I re-read it throughout the years. I ended up recording myself narrating it in 2020, and it's not the best recording, but what can ya do. I wanted to post something for you all to listen to! I'll find more stuff too.
This is from Corrupt by Penelope Douglas. Damon, Michael, and Kai who are mentioned are all friends who are a bit wicked. Trevor is Michael's little brother.
2022-12-22 20:53:53 +0000 UTC
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I slept all day today until 3:30. I want to sleep more. My voice is really hoarse, and it's hard to talk.
I am sick of being sick. And even though I can't help it, I still feel really bad and guilty for not putting out audios. I am sorry.
2022-12-21 21:27:47 +0000 UTC
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I don't currently know when since I don't know when I will have my voice back. Hopefully soon, because I hate this.
2022-12-18 16:14:38 +0000 UTC
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"Frustrated husband hate fucks his lazy wife"!
Also, something fun and new will be done next month! In addition to you all submitting your ideas and voting on them, I will have you all in control of a second audio as well! You all can submit tags, there will be a vote, then you all can pick the theme of the audio!
A little update, I still have no voice. Fun times. I really hate it. Making audios is really good for my mental health and it's my creative outlet, so I hate not being a...
2022-12-16 20:22:59 +0000 UTC
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This past week has been crazy. First there was the incident with my mom, and then I got reeeeally sick. I am very glad this was recorded before I lost my voice. I finally felt OK enough to finish editing the audio this afternoon. Needless to say, I don't know when I will be able to record again, but I do hope it's soon. I keep trying my best to take care of my throat and respiratory stuff, but having two young kids makes that hard when they want attention and will misbehave to get it, so then...
2022-12-13 22:41:20 +0000 UTC
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Wednesday, December 14th is the last day to vote!
2022-12-08 16:44:14 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE 12/8: I have half of it edited. I went with a more scripted audio that I was going to post on the 15th, since my concentration sucks right now, and that would be easiest. I want to have it done this weekend. Every audio after this should be on time. I will post the teacher/student audio on the 15th.
There is going to be a slight delay with today's audio. I am hoping I can post it tomorrow.
24 hours ago, my elderly mom broke her hip. The hospital is sl...
2022-12-07 20:17:28 +0000 UTC
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