TL;DR
-MHAA 4 Editing: 75%
-MHAA 5 Scripting: 15%
-SAOA 18+19+20 Recording: Kirito 100% recorded
-SAOA 18 Editing: 25%
-WE'RE GUESTING AT ANIME FEST!!! THAT'S IN TEXAS!!!!! YEEHAW!!!
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Howdy there, cowpokers!
Sure is a nice High Noon-Thirty we got here. Hope y'all are having a dandy time raisin' and ropin' them there cacti. Slippery lil devils. Known for their wiles. But we'll get 'em... one day. I hear they make excellent hug pillows and their j...
TL;DR
-MHAA 4 Editing: 60%
-MHAA 5 Scripting: 5%
-SAOA 18+19+20 Recording: Kirito 50% recorded
-SAOA 18 Editing: 10%
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Greetings friends,
This is probably going to be the hardest thing we've ever had to write. It is our sad duty to inform you that Canadian superstar Ryan Reynolds has bested us in single combat, and by Canadian law, has now taken possession of all of our holdings. This, of course, includes the Something Witty channel and all associated produc...
2024-04-02 01:10:32 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-MHAA 4 Editing: 35%
-MHAA 5 Scripting: Starting
-SAOA 18+19+20 Recording: Kirito 35% recorded
-SAOA 18 Editing: 5%
-We got a shiny new store!
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Happy British Mother's Month from Big Daddy SWE!
You gotta be super grateful to your British mom this month. After all, she worked hard disgorging all those eggs from her brood sac. That's why British Mother's Day and Easter are in the same month. To commemorate the day that Jesus woke up from his who...
2024-03-05 02:40:34 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-MHAA 4 Editing: 25%
-MHAA 5 Scripting: Starting
-SAOA 18+19+20 Recording: Basically everyone except Kirito
-Check out the SWE&D podcast! Now on everything!
-Carrie's finished studying! Praise her!
-Carrie's in a NINTENDO game! Praise her!
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Beware, sinners!
The capitalism-ordained day of commercialized romance shall soon be upon us! Hope you've all mailed your lists of kinks to Cupid, and don't forget to leave a nice tray of condoms and lube...
2024-02-06 01:01:16 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-MHAA 4 Editing: 25% (paused)
-MHAA 5 Scripting: Starting
-SAOA 18+19+20 Scripting: DONE!
-SAOA 18+19+20 Recording: Scheduled
-New SWE&D campaign premiere went great!
-SWE&D podcast incoming!
-Carrie's studying for Canadian citizenship!
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Bonjour and Happy New Year, ya hosers!
How's it goin' there, bud? You snowbirds keep warm with your toques while you were oot and aboot on your toboggans? No worries. You can just warm yourselves up w...
2024-01-09 01:05:36 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-MHAA 4 Editing: 25% (paused)
-SAOA 18 Scripting: First draft is done!
-Crimbus break!
-New SWE&D campaign starts January on Twitch, YouTube, and PODCAST!
-Thank you for another awesome year!
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Joyous Chriskwanznukkah, you succulent lads,
Some sort of holiday miracle has occurred! We have finished the first draft of the Alfheim finale, SAOA 18 (and possibly 19 and 20...), and boy is she THICC! She's currently sitting at 60 pages! For some perspe...
2023-12-05 02:26:14 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-MHAA 4 Recording: 100%
-MHAA 4 Editing: 25% (paused)
-SAOA 18 Scripting: 90%
-Exciting stream stuff!
-We're looking for stream mods
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Top o' the evening to ya, SWEeties!
How goes it? It's that weird time of year again when Halloween is done, but we're not quite ready for the holidays. The front of our house looks so barren. No twinkle lights or skeletal demon cats at all. When will the whimsy return to our yard? Why won't the HOA just let us keep t...
2023-11-14 02:02:35 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-MHAA 4 Recording: 100%
-MHAA 4 Editing: 25%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: 80%
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Merry Spooples, everyone!
Let’s raise the spoops in this haunted hizouse! Also thankful! Cuz in addition to the glorious gift to goth that is Halloween, we also got Canadian “aka real” Thanksgiving! Yay pie and candy and cereal killers! That’s not a spelling mistake! We gonna absolutely SLAUGHTER some bowls of Booberry! It’s just the best month, y’all! We’re gonna g...
2023-10-03 01:30:03 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-MHAA 4 Recording: 100%
-MHAA 4 Editing: 20%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: 75%
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Supes hap Labour Day, y'all!
Hope y'all are taking it easy and not doing any labour this day, cuz that's illegal and we don't wanna have to call the cops on ya.
This time...
But swear to god... if you cross us. We're gonna tell 'em you've been criming it up. Washing the dishes, taking out the trash. Disgusting.
So anyway, we're working today. That's right. We'r...
2023-09-05 00:34:58 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-MHAA 4 Recording: 90%
-MHAA 4 Editing: 15%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: 65%
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Hey, have you guys seen Barbenheimer?
Not sure it needed to be 5 hours long, or that we should've seen it at 3 in the morning, or that we needed to get completely shitfaced on Malibu brand canned pina coladas while doing so, but MAN what a ride!
It was some pretty heady stuff, but we think we caught most of it. Like how Leslie Grove recruited Quantum Physics Barbie in 1942 to cre...
2023-08-08 01:38:34 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-MHAA 4 Recording: 90%
-MHAA 4 Editing: 5%
-MHAA 3 Bloopies: Done and uploaded to Patreon!!!
-SAOA 18 Scripting: 55%
-SAOA 17 Bloopies: Done and uploaded to Patreon!!!
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Listen here, bitch.
Before you say ANYTHING to us, we'll have you know that this update is NOT late! Last Monday was in fact Canada Day long weekend, so THIS is actually the first BUSINESS Monday of the month! There! FUCK you! We weren't hungover cuz we went way too hard that that ...
2023-07-11 01:30:06 +0000 UTC View PostWe got some silly shit for y'all today! Have at it!
2023-07-06 21:34:20 +0000 UTC View PostTHE TIME HAS COME!!!
We were supes professional during the MHAA 3 recordings, as always.
Anyway, enjoy us fuckin up!
TL;DR
-MHAA 4 Recording: 50%
-MHAA 3 Bloopies: Done!
-SAOA 18 Scripting: 33%
-SAOA 17 Bloopies: 80%
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What time is it?! Summertime! It's our vacation!
Except not really because we're grown-ass adults who don't get summers off no more. We can no longer live out our dreams of being in a high school musical 2, working at a golf course, having our rich daddy get the boy we like onto a college basketball team, or winning the coveted Star Dazzle Award which we sh...
2023-06-06 01:14:17 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-MHAA 4 Recording: 50%
-MHAA 3 Bloopies: 50%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: 25%
-SAOA 17 Bloopies: 20%
-SAOA 17 (maybe) getting outta copyright jail this week!
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What it do, madres?
That's right. You're our mother now. All of you. Collectively. And your day is soon arriving. Don't worry. We've already booked brunch for next Sunday at that nice restaurant that had the good eggs benny and that salmon that you liked. Oh, how you loved that salmon. Said it remin...
2023-05-02 01:14:53 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-SWEniversary was a huge success!!! Thank you!!!
-SAOA 17: DONE!!! And going through Copyright Jail! Woooo!!!!!!
-Smartphone One-Shot is a thing we made! It's on Patreon!
-MHAA 4 Recording: 35%
-MHAA 3 Bloopies: 25%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: 20%
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SWEetings, everyone!
Get it! It's like "greetings", but with a sexy SWE twist. A SWist, if you will.
So, our 10-year anniversary month has come to an end. So SWorry SWE have to SWEnd the SWElebration,...
2023-04-05 21:57:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, and here's the Smartphone script as well, including a beat-by-beat breakdown of our steady descent into madness as we tried to comprehend this eldritch abomination of a show! Enjoy!
2023-03-30 22:36:57 +0000 UTC View Post(Update 11/30 2:47 PM PST: An excellent tip from user Miley Hollenberg for bypassing the view limit! Thank you, Miley!
"For those unable to download due to the payment limit use this:
TL;DR
-MHAA 4 Recording: 35%
-MHAA 3 Bloopies: 25%
-SAOA 17 Editing: 99.999%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: 15%
-We have a TikTok now!
-Vernal Edge is out and we're streaming it Friday, the 17th!
-SAOA Marathon stream with SWE on Wednesday, the 29th!
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We're just... so tired...
We're sorry this is a lil late, it's kind of a big month. What with... *gestures broadly at our Twitter* https...
TL;DR
-MHAA 3 Editing: DONE! NOW ON PATREON!
-MHAA 4 Recording: 30%
-MHAA 3 Bloopies: 20%
-SAOA 17 Editing: 90%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: 10%
-SWE 10-year anniversary is coming on March 29th!
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How y'all doin'?
We're pretty good because we JUST RELEASED EPISODE 3 OF MHAA! WOOOOO!!! IT'S ON THE GOOGLY DRIVE! GO PUT IT IN YOUR EYEHOLES WHILE THE YOUTUBE ONE'S STILL IN JAIL! THE SYSTEM IS IN SHAMBLES!
Thank you to everyone who showed up to the premiere on...
2023-02-07 02:34:13 +0000 UTC View PostWe did it!!! Thank you for y'all's patience!
Here's a bunch of links!!!
Google Drive 1 (Just the Episode): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OYxucEvWL2gdw2tccu_KM9roF5aLd5GA/view?usp=sharing
Whole Google Drive 1: https://drive.google.com...
FINALLY!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!! THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE!!!
And you know what's even better? We're showing it on stream TOMORROW!!! That's Friday! At 5 PM!! PST!!! BE THERE!!!!
Y'all got no idea how excited we are to show you this! There's some stuff in here we've been quiet about for a HOT minute!
HERE'S THE TIMELINE!
1 PM PST: We release a preview clip for the episode on YouTube with a link to the Twitch stream.
2 PM PST: We start streaming Mass Effect over at
TL;DR
-MHAA 3 Editing: 99.999999999%
-MHAA 4 Recording: 2%
-MHAA 3 Bloopies: 5%
-SAOA 17 Editing: 85%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: Starting back up
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Holy shit the 2 turned into a 3! Happy New Year, fuckers!
How've y'all been? Did you enjoy your various holidays? Did Satan bring you lots of presents? No, we spelled that right. It's been Satan bringing ya toys all along! But does he get so much as a "thank you"? Noooooooo. Some guys hundreds of fuckin' years ago ma...
2023-01-04 02:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-MHAA 3 Editing: 99.9999%
-MHAA 4 Recording: 2%
-SAOA 17 Editing: 80%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: On hold to concentrate on editing
-Breaking for the holidays
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Why hello there! How are you doing? Could you do us a quick favour and Feliz Navideez nuts?!
GOTTEM!!!
Hehe. But seriously. Hope you're all having a happy holiday season, eating all that meat and candy. Not at the same time, we hope. Although... we guess you could make like a toffee turkey. A ...
2022-12-13 02:13:39 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-MHAA 3 Editing: 99.999%
-MHAA 4 Recording: 2%
-SAOA 17 Editing: 75%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: This outline is getting LONG
-Mack and Izzy will be out of town this Friday. Carrie and Spence will take over. We're sorry.
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Y'all nuttin'?
Cuz y'ain't supposed to be! It's No Nut November! You keep them nuts in your... tree? Cheeks? Yeah. Get your cheek pouches distended with nut.
Are you picturing it? You're welcome.
Man, with all the time we've s...
2022-11-08 01:59:21 +0000 UTC View PostSurprise! It WAS plural! Enjoy or else!
2022-10-27 00:55:12 +0000 UTC View PostGot a fresh batch of previews cooked up for you guys!
What's that? "previews"? As in plural? Don't worry about it ;)
2022-10-26 21:37:44 +0000 UTC View PostTL;DR
-It's Spoopy Month!
-MHAA 3 Editing: 97%
-MHAA 4 Writing: DONE!!!
-SAOA 17 Editing: 70% (Some stuff happened)
-SAOA 18 Scripting: Started outline
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Hey, what day is it?
Oh, right. It's October 3rd, which as we all know is the day that Aaron Samuels asked Cady Heron what day it was. And the day the Elric brothers burned down their house. Really, it should be a holiday. So we're making it one! Happy No Going Back/Plastics/Fetch Day! We're making it a ...
2022-10-04 01:07:19 +0000 UTC View Post
