Good evening my bedfellows!!!!!
My fellows whom I would share a bed with!
For sex and other bed time activies, like Jenga!
Alright, now that I touched the piece, I'm just gonna yank on it.
Editing continues. That is all.
...
Also writing continues.
Okay, that's really all.
Alright, fine. Ya twisted mah boob. I'll be more specific, but then you're going straight to jail, cause that's a crime you just did.
Working on the timing and such for MHAA before getti...
What it do, mah peeps. Y'all ready to date that up?
I mean, I wouldn't.
Crab fisherman have delved deep into her nethers to find a rich vein... of crabs... they're miners now... miners of crabs... she has crabs.
And would ya look at that, ya just take one of those bad boys, crack the shell open and whatdaya got? The weekly update.
We did it, we brought it around, enjoy our crab meat.
Mind the hairs.
So anyway, in SAOA 13 news, the deadline for our counterclaim should be com...
Evenin' skillets, which were forged in the home.
Then used to lovingly make pancakes.
That's right, we're blacksmiths now.
That's why the episodes take so long.
We're forging iron.
LIKE MEN...AND ONE WOMAN...the woman is Izzy.
He's putting that pageant winning beauty to good use, editing Patreon exclusive Bloopies for SAOA Episode 13.
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm helping!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD
That's why they're ridiculous and full of memes.
I'm also adding memery to MHAA E...
Okay guys, here's the happy haps.
We're gonna break it down cause there's a lot more of you. Like a ridiculous amount of you. Thank you so much for your patronage. Like real talk? We wouldn't give us $5. You are allowing us to live. We wouldn't allow us to live. We don't deserve life. That's for people with real talent like doctors or mimes.
Anyway, as the internet once said to Firefly, "You're wonderful, we love you, don't leave".
UPDATE... ASSEMBLE!!!!!!
Why aren't you ass...
Super cereal face, you guys.
So as many of you may know... SAOA EPISODE 13 IS DOOOOOONE!!!!!
We had a blast premiering it on our Friday stream last week after the triumphant return of Soupcan!!!
We had like 10 times as many viewers, which was pretty neat. You guys must really love Soupcan XD
The other thing many of you may know is that the episode was uploaded to YouTube and instantly hit with a Content ID. Never fear! We'll get our Copyright Strike in about a month, then hav...
UPDATE 2: Gonna give Dropbox a shot. We can't find anything that says there's a view limit, but the video quality isn't the best. Hopefully this should work while waiting for the Google Drive's view limit to reset.
UPDATE: Okay, so it appears that when the view limit is hit, re-uploading the episode doesn't reset it, since Google knows it's the same video. Gonna try and upload things to a new Google Drive to help solve the issue, but in either case, the view limit should reset over time and ma...
2018-08-25 05:09:08 +0000 UTC View PostSome kind of humourous greeting... which may or may not be directed at "the bois"...
Look, they can't all be gems. We can't just spit out hilarious rants every week. We gotta work on the episode CAUSE IT'S ALMOST DONE!!!!!
IT'S COMING REAL SOON.
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM.
FROM MY AMAZING COCKSMANSHIP.
HA.
NAILED IT!
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM.
WITH MY PENIS.
WHICH IS GARGANTUAN.
I'M NOT BRAGGING OR ANYTHING.
IT'S JUST A FACT.
YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED FOR YOUR MOT...
W- Where
H- Have
A- All
T- The
I- Immaculate
T- Tits
D- Done
O- Off with the leavin' and whatnot
?- Question mark
That's what "What it do?" means. What? You didn't know? You've just been saying it this entire time, just pretending to know what it do?
YOU DISGUST ME!!!!
Good DAY, sir!!!
Also, hi!
It'sa Carrie. I did it.
I made it back from Thailand or wherever the hell I'm from.
C...
2018-08-14 02:43:02 +0000 UTC View PostHeya, guys!
Got a quick update for you! I've got about 2 minutes of footage left to lip-sync before starting on SFX and music! That'll include a fair bit of visual editing (redrawing faces, drawing new lip flaps, recreating the particle effect on those GODDAMN FAIRY WINGS OH HOW THEY VEX ME, etc.), but still! I feel like I'm in the home stretch!
Carrie should be back home tomorrow, too, so she'll be getting back to editing My Hero real soon... or else...
We've also got some cool sh...
2018-08-07 03:52:13 +0000 UTC View PostHeya guys,
Not a hugely eventful week this time. Mostly just been editing SAOA as much as possible, and making pretty good progress as a result. Weird. Who knew? Anyway, I've got about a scene and a half left to lip-sync, and then I can start in on the bulk of the SFX and music, so that'll be fun!
Now, I know I said we weren't gonna tempt fate anymore by giving deadlines, but I think at my current rate I should be finished by OH JESUS EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE! ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! INCLUDI...
2018-07-31 04:25:34 +0000 UTC View PostHi-diddly-ho, Neighbourinos!
Izzy here with your weekly dose of family-friendly fun from the Something Witty/Project Mouthwash TheCompoundTM!
Usually I do these things with Carrie, but she's just hopped on a plane back home to Scotland to visit her family. Apparently her dad has a birthday or something. I dunno. We'll all miss her terribly, but she'll be back in two short weeks, so we'll just have to soldier on without her...
*sniffle*
I'M NOT CRYING! GO AHEAD! LEAVE! WHO NE...
2018-07-24 04:18:59 +0000 UTC View PostHello, I'm BuddyVA and I'm here to take over Something Witty. You're welcome. I know how unlikable Carrie was, so I killed her. I'm doing you all a favor. Izzy's alright I guess. Mack is somewhere. Being Mack. As he do. As the new ring leader of Something Witty, I'm going to give you your update on what's going on. So here I go.
Thing the first! The hard drive with the somewhat important thing with the thing has been thinged! Good job me. You're welcome Izzy. Izzy says thank you. You can't pro...
2018-07-10 08:09:32 +0000 UTC View PostHow y'all generous bitches doin?!!!!!
Good?
It better be good!
I'll fuckin kill you!
You deserve to be happy!
We were absolutely blown away (both emotinally and sexually) by you guys this weekend!
We set out on Friday to try to make DanteoftheWest's life a little bit better. Maybe make like $5,000 or something. But you motherfuckers just weren't satisfied with that!
FUCKIN' $25,000!!!
That's disgusting! That's completely obscene! Put your cash dicks away guys...
How does it do my slices of home?
Are you well?
Have you been eating properly?
You know what they say. "90 hotdogs a day keeps the doctor away... cause doctors don't work on dead people." That's what you'll be. You'll be a corpse. Don't do that.
Things be off the chain at TheCompoundTM. We had BuddyVA visiting us for a lil bit, which shall be happening more and more now that he's working full-time for the Project Mouthwash bois upstairs. He ain't shit.
He one who fronts.
What do it, my fellows?!
...
I already fucked this up, didn't I?
Testicles.
Am I doing it? Am I updating?
Goddamn it, I don't know why this is so hard! I help write the updates! It shouldn't be that hard to write one myself! Carrie could easily help me! She's sitting right there! But noooooooooooooooooooo! I have to write this all by myself so I can thank all of you for helping me and because Carrie's a bitch! What a bitch, am I right?! #WhatABitch
So ...
2018-06-19 03:39:58 +0000 UTC View PostHey, so, remember when we gave you guys good news last week?
NEVER. FUCKIN. AGAIN!!!!
WE HAVE SPIT IN THE FACE OF THE EDITING GOD AND HE'S PISSED!!!
HE IS EXACTING RIGHTIOUS RETRIBUTION ON IZZY'S COMPUTER!
AND ALL OF HIS OTHER THINGS FOR SOME FUCKIN REASON!!!
Like seriously, it's actually comical...but also tragic.
His PC died, then his phone wouldn't stop restarting, then the PS4 shit the bed, then the TV wouldn't turn on, and the fridge made his quesidilla soggy!
We're ...
Merry and good morrow, my fellows!!!!
Tis been many a moon cycle since we last coversed.
Pray thee get comfortable as I regail ye with a tale so very... yes.
So any-yee, during these last seven crows of the rooster, verily have [replace when we find out what's Shakespearean for "we"] continued on [replace when find out what's Shakespearean for "our"] divine quest to complete the holy trinity of SAOA, MHAA and some other third thing that would be perfect to complete this metaphor...
UPDAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!
Keeping you updated.
It's the update.
Where tasks are stated.
It's the update.
Carrie get fuckin' started, we've already waited.
Okay, you don't have to be a dick about it.
The scripting and editing bus continues along the highway.
The SAOA bus is moving slightly faster than the MHAA bus, as usual.
It's not our fault, the guy at the dealership said the bus was top of the line and only had a few mechanical difficulties and I never learned to dr...
My boiiiiiiiiiis!!!!!
It has been a very informative week.
INFORMATION THE FIRST!!!
It has come to my attention that some viewers wish to know some of the specifics regarding our progress.
I'm rounding the half way point with MHAA. I've been doing a lot of things out of chronical order so it's very much like a puzzle.
I'm currently laying down footage and lines for scene 5 out of 8. Still a ways away, those last couple of scenes are loooooooooooong. I'm still very much in...
What it do, my boiiis!
It's SWE's manager and world's second biggest Schmuck, Chase! I'm in BuddyVA's car and we're leaving Canada! By the way, we were in Canada! SWE had a productive work unit. We did everyone's favorite thing, which is scripting and editing. Is that everyone's favorite thing? It is!
So business as usual in the CompoundTM, same old same old, EXCEPT NOT THAT, because Buddy and I were there! We went out and sang Karaoke at a place where 90% of the songs were in a languag...
You wanna be updated on what I'm doing??
GOD!!!
Every week with this.
What are you, my mom?!
GET OUTTA MY ROOM!!!!!!!
Okay, fine. If you MUST know...
We made a solid start on the script for episode 14 of SAOA.
Excitement and joy and kittens with t-shirt guns that are loaded with our t-shirts that are available at Shark Robot now, fills the air.
Izzy is still working his tiny paws off editting SAOA 13.
While I work my claws off editing MHAA.
Panic set...
DO THE SCRIPT!!!
WRITE THE THING!!!!!
Is pretty much what's happening.
We noticed Izzy doing ridiculous things with his free time, like frolicking in the meadow... with its long sight lines... not showing any regard for the warning of his mother or his father, Manbi.
Also sleeping and eating. None of which we could abide by.
Thus, as of last week, Mondays shall become regular scripting days.
Like always. Like EVERY Monday. Like if an episode came out on Monday, we'...
What it do, my bois?!!!!
I'll tell you what it do. It do editing and nothing else.
I'm starting to worry about Izzy, he hasn't eaten in weeks and I'm sure as hell not gonna feed him; he could bite my hand off. Then keep it, construct an intricate system of pulleys and use it as a third hand for yet more editing.
I need my hand. For masturbating and... other.
Speaking of masturbating, our Sakura-Con panel will be available on our Youtube channel by Saturday the 28th of April. ...
Join Something Witty at Anime Bos...I mean Sakura-Con 2018.
Where we show a bunch of stuff that's not in this video.
You guys have seen most of it.
If you want us to come to your area and show you videos like the ones not featured in this video, talk to your con organizers. :)
2018-04-21 08:50:23 +0000 UTC View PostStardate: 95892.29
It feels like I've been in this basement for weeks. With no food or water...
Except the water I get from the tap and the food that I order and is delivered to me.
WHAT A TERRIBLE, POINTLESS EXISTENCE!!!!!
I'm forced to work under that slave driver, Izzy. With his constant threats of buying me hot chocolate and turning the heat up. I must work tirelessly on MHAA out of fear that he will some day make good on those threats.
He's constantly working on SAOA...
Woo, we're getting there!
Fresh off of it's Sakura-Con premiere, here's a fresh preview clip of SAOA 13 to stick way up inside your mystical, vision granting, flesh orbs that we in the biz call "picture balls"! They live in your skull and allow us to view the jaw-dropping beauty of the universe, along with the most soul-shreddingly horrific pornography ever dreamed of in the syphilis decayed thinky-boxes of mortal men. Bit of a double-edged sword really. Aw, wouldn't it be kick-ass if ou...
2018-04-17 05:29:57 +0000 UTC View PostJesus fuck, it's been a while.
We're sorry :(
We were working our butts off to try to have everything all set for Sakura-Con.
Speaking of Sakura-Con, it was amazing. Everyone was so sweet and welcoming.
Thank you so much to all our fans who showed up to our panel and our first ever signing. You never fail to surprise us with how wonderful and generous you are.
This feels gross, back to being mean.
If you wanna suck our dicks, WE GOT SHIRTS, Y'ALL!!!!
New ones to ...
SWE Signing
Friday, March 30th
5-6 PM
Shark Robot Booth
Dealer's Hall
SWE Panel (18+)
Friday, March 30th
8-9:30 PM PST
Room 4C-4
Editing continues.
Sakura-Con is in 2 weeks.
Blah blah bleh.
Uh...dicks...I guess?
That is all.
Love,
Something Witty.
