HyperFlannel posts
Poll Pic: Merry Princessmas
You better appreciate this gift considering how hard it was to get their phat asses down the goddamn chimney! Especially with the flue closed! Who the hell just leaves the flue closed on CHRISTMAS EVE!? Basic goddamn courtesy!
2023-12-16 04:23:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Gwendolyn Tittyson
It started when an alien shortstack did what she did, and stuck herself between her boobs with secrets that she hid, now she's really fucking busty she's no ordinary witch she's Gwen 10!
In this context, the 10 is how many bras she destroyed during the growth process
2023-12-15 00:34:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Poll Suggestions
It's beginning to look a lot like Patreon Polls, everywheeeeere you gooooo
2023-12-09 03:24:46 +0000 UTC View PostThe Beast with Six Butt Cheeks and Just as Many Breasts Sai file download
2023-12-09 03:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe Beast with Six Butt Cheeks and Just as Many Breasts
Consider this November's Poll Pic 3
2023-12-09 03:23:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe Beast with Six Butt Cheeks and Just as Many Breasts (Thumbnail)
Buntaur
This marks the first time Ms. Sticks has ever appeared on Patreon, to commemorate the occasion, you get her first name, oooooooohhhhh
I didn't decide to give her one recently either, that was always her first name. I was always planning to have it revealed in an adventure story she would have played a big part in. It wouldn't have been a big dramatic reveal either, it would have just been like this, a character just casually saying it, but since I'm probably never going to finish that s...
2023-12-01 02:04:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Poll Pic: Pyractation
Normally when there's a tie I choose between the two winners which one I do, but because of how close I cut it and didn't give the poll more time like I usually do for the tie to be broken, and because the main reason I went with this one was largely in the interest of getting it out of the way quickly so it would go up in time, I'm going to do the Katie-Kairi-Namin threeway of my own accord next, so this poll has two winners. It felt like that was the more fair way to do it since I don't rea...
2023-12-01 02:04:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Poll Suggestions
Drop 'em if you got 'em. Tomorrow when the poll goes up make sure to cast your vote early since it'll be open for less time than they usually are to get it up before the month's over. Would have done it earlier but I reserved the right to take a few days off for the holiday
2023-11-28 02:03:16 +0000 UTC View PostBest Wonder Effect Ever
Dunno what Nintendo was thinking expecting them to be able to get those shells on
2023-11-22 04:12:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Poll Pic: Pomnaid
"Well obviously when I said to drown yourself in the digital lake I wasn't being serious, can't have that happen..."
"And the boobs are for...!?"
"Extra floatation in case your gills fail to open!"
2023-11-13 03:41:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Poll Suggestions
I need suggestions
I'm holding out for suggestions 'till the end of the night