Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico, Blue
Chapter 2: A New Life
Page 45
Rico is clutching his head, zoned out and not really looking at Blue now, more looking through her into a void. "I- I thought it was a hotel for new people. Like a refugee center!"
Rico continues, his knees buckling a little now, "I would have to do some work in exchange for food and rent until I could find a way back to Earth."
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2018-03-02 05:01:59 +0000 UTC
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I'm pretty sure any religion with sacred lands and temples watched over by a pretty lady priestess with hair like that is a religion I can get behind. You know what, maybe just the hair alone would do it.
2018-03-01 05:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Rico is pretty sassy for a new employee at the studio.
And everybody knows that alien girls are the new bunny girls. It's fashion!
2018-02-28 17:01:59 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico, Blue
Chapter 2: A New Life
Page 44
Blue glances over at the card and shrugs slightly. "You're lucky you skipped those early levels. Most new girls have to start from the beginning."
Blue shakes her head a little. "But, you humans always do get special treatment when you pop up."
Rico is having a panic attack as Blue calmly stands to the side, out of ...
2018-02-28 05:02:00 +0000 UTC
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It's rude to turn down Amazonian cooking! Like in those societies where you're supposed to slurp your soups or burp after a meal. Show them you care!
2018-02-27 05:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico, Blue
Chapter 2: A New Life
Page 43
The worker taps the card and the display stops cycling so it can freeze on a specific printout. Rico is transfixed by the card and how shiny and futuristic it all seems. The worker points to his card, "Your first mission is all ready. Just present the card and you don't have to worry about any transactions. We handle all the hard stuff."
2018-02-25 20:34:05 +0000 UTC
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I just wanted to give everybody a heads up that my schedule is going to be weird next week due to some wacky hours at work. I'll pre-schedule all the comics to post and everything will go up the same as normal, so you shouldn't be missing out. But if you're wondering why you haven't seen my sparkling wit and joyous pep in the comments or I'm slow to reply, that is why. The bonus art thread for March will be probably be delayed a few days but it will go up once I'm back to normal access. Thanks!
2018-02-24 20:17:40 +0000 UTC
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Ross has graced us with another fan edit picture based on the earlier picture of the Mercs wearing the Rings of Competition! And we even get this bit of flavor text along with it:
After the first ring of competition picture with Ruth and Mercy, I loved the idea of them working cooperatively to fix it. Constructive criticisms followed:
Ditz Princess
Bitch Queen
Blood Sucker
Soul Stealer
Grievances aired, they couldn't remember why they started, on...
2018-02-24 11:39:55 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico, Blue
Chapter 2: A New Life
Page 42
The scene shifts to a new day. Blue and Rico are hanging out in one of the facility's break rooms, sitting at a table, eating what appears to be cereal. The room is bright and white but not quite as oppressively so as the reception area. Rico is in his costume, while Blue wears what amounts to an undershirt and pajama pants, sitting cross-legged on ...
2018-02-23 02:47:04 +0000 UTC
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Free fruit! Man, the jungle is awesome! Sure their salesmanship needs some work, as drugging and tying up your patrons typically isn't good marketing, but these Amazons get results.
2018-02-22 02:37:06 +0000 UTC
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Here's this week's bonus art at full resolution for our Patreon members. So you can appreciate the Grays getting a taste of their own peppy medicine.
2018-02-21 12:30:36 +0000 UTC
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One of our Patreon member art requests this month goes along quite nicely with today's Transported page. If everybody is going to knock Rico for his suit, he may as well cash-in on it and Ross asked to see Rico leading a squad for the local monster lancing team. That's a thing that's popular in outer space. You can trust me. And it's good to know, that no matter where in the cosmos you are, all your cheerleading drama comes back to the Nationals.
2018-02-21 12:29:15 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico, Blue
Chapter 2: A New Life
Page 41
Rico has just finished giving Blue the bare minimum story details but has explained that he's not from here and was transported off into the cosmos after an encounter with some aliens he'd never heard of before. Blue takes all this in stride and listens thoughtfully, but relaxed. "Well of course you don't activate a transporter without prepping an a...
2018-02-21 02:35:12 +0000 UTC
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I mean, there are WORSE things to regain consciousness to, but not a lot of worse things...
At least the hiking is over with?
2018-02-20 03:16:31 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico
Chapter 2: A New Life
Page 40
Rico startles as he takes notice of his alien visitor, holding his sheet tightly in panic and embarrassment. The alien doesn't seem to particularly care about his state of undress or his panic. Rico slightly glows around the edges.
With another quick burst, Rico's suit appears on him once again, and he slumps, now back in its frilly confi...
2018-02-19 01:58:47 +0000 UTC
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Thanks to everybody that voted for the next Mercs story's theme! "Spies" and "Super Science" were tied!
I'm going to do the tie-breaker myself and go with a Super Science story, but fear not, Spy fans! There's going to be a secret agent story in the comic in the next issue and Spies will be added to a future poll, so you're not going to be secret agent-less for too long.
2018-02-18 21:19:32 +0000 UTC
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Attached are this week's bonus art pictures at a higher resolution for our Patreon members. There was so much cursed love and friendship in the air this week.
Thanks for your support!
2018-02-17 20:42:12 +0000 UTC
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It's time for another Patreon member request, and Doggod100 is in the mood for friendship! Doggod asked for " I would love a what if of an old host who got along well with Gorging while she was still Gluttony." I went with Al because she was pretty danged friendly with the forces of evil, would probably be willing to supply all kinds of meats, and would likely appreciate Gluttony's fine fashion sense.
2018-02-17 20:39:04 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico
Chapter 2: A New Life
Page 39
Rico scolds the outfit like it's a bad dog while clutching the sheet tightly. "Nnno! We are NOT bonded. Bad!"
Rico again points angrily with a shaking arm at the outfit slumped inanimately on the ground to drive his point home. He's quite prepared to tell the outfit he doesn't love it and it needs to go back home.
With an...
2018-02-16 02:40:05 +0000 UTC
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It's a bumble in the jungle in the next Mercynaries story, starting today! Join the Sins Fun Club for Mercs comics twice a week, Transported stories three times a week, and bonus art goodies!
2018-02-15 02:51:41 +0000 UTC
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It's just a dart in the neck. Walk it off! Whiner.
2018-02-15 02:49:37 +0000 UTC
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It's time for another member suggestion and thanks to DreamingEndless we now have both our main Prides affected by the cursed Rings of Competition from Mercynaries. Blast your insidious motherly boasting, mom-Pride! The evils of reassurance and compliments will doom us all! Or just make it way way harder for Jin to be taken seriously as a pirate. You can't contain a mane like that under a piratey hat and that's pretty much the only way to let everybody know you're a captain.
2018-02-14 13:17:39 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico
Chapter 2: A New Life
Page 38
As Rico flips through the closets for a new outfit, he feels a tingle, almost electric, all over his body. He involuntarily shudders at the odd feeling.
Before he can react, in a burst, the cheering suit has rematerialized back onto him. Rico stumbles forward at the sudden sensation.
Rico, frantic, pulls at the outfit aga...
2018-02-14 02:22:09 +0000 UTC
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It's cruel to be kind. Hopefully this guy won't be caught up in a cycle of bureaucracy and somehow find himself doing through this all over again, ceaselessly being morphed, getting documents, getting cured, getting documents, and then starting the cycle once more. That's the most prosaic world of them all.
2018-02-13 01:53:16 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico
Chapter 2: A New Life
Page 37
The doorway closes and Rico wanders over to a bed-looking area and settles down, still a little awed at the relaxing but odd space awash in its pink and purple plush majesty.

Rico angrily huffs looking down at his new body a...
2018-02-12 02:07:31 +0000 UTC
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Heya, Patreon Slapeggs! It's time to vote for the theme of the next Mercynaries illustrated story! Depending on how some real life scheduling works out, this one might take me longer than normal to put together but it's best to get the theme down early. Your choices this poll are:
Sci-Fi: A journey to a new planet involves some changes for the crew. Always read your space contracts!
Super Science: Plastic surgery only gets better when mad science is involved.
Magic: A bounty hunter...
2018-02-11 17:29:05 +0000 UTC
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Here's our fancy necromancer at a higher resolution for our supporters.
Necrofancer... Necrofancier?
2018-02-10 15:56:43 +0000 UTC
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It's the first of this month's user requests from our Patreon members at the $4 level!
Coredumperror wanted to see Murdoch being pestered by his "friends". We didn't get to see Murd in Fugue, but now that the world is cleaned up, there's all kinds of need for a good necromancer. And a person with an artificial body that some unscrupulous buddies could morph to suit their whims... It's for the good of science!
2018-02-10 15:53:15 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico
Chapter 2: A New Life
Page 36
Rico stumbles out of the room, coughing and his hair frazzled. He stands there supporting himself with a hand on the door frame, sputtering, and with some drool comically stretching down to the ground.

The desk worker innoce...
2018-02-09 05:02:59 +0000 UTC
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It's the most vile adversary the Mercynaries have ever gone up against... bureaucracy! Oh you'll long for the days of medical experimentation and princess schools, dear client. Mwahahahaha!
2018-02-08 05:03:00 +0000 UTC
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