Cursynaries Issue 8 Page 416
To heck with these Willows and Maws! It's time for the TRUE star of the comic to shine, Miss Fayna!
2023-04-05 02:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
To heck with these Willows and Maws! It's time for the TRUE star of the comic to shine, Miss Fayna!
2023-04-05 02:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
To heck with these Willows and Maws! It's time for the TRUE star of the comic to shine, Miss Fayna!
Join the Sins Patreon to get the rest of the comics! We even have a sequence vote going on as of posting and you can join in if you're a member! Wow!
Our bonus art today introduces us to another happy employee of the MORT! Employee AND exhibit all in one. Sissyphus is a fine worker and shining example of morality and rehabilitation, teaching lessons to all that come to visit.
2023-04-04 16:18:22 +0000 UTC View Post
The plan to hoard remotes pays off. You wouldn't want to miss a minute of THAT show. Just never mind that green flash.
2023-04-04 01:39:15 +0000 UTC View PostHello, all. It’s time for our MORT sequence voting! Our current exhibit is “Cartoons”!
We finally got our cartoon made, but, oh no! The studio is looking to cancel it. But WHY it being cancelled?
Your choices this month are:
2023-04-03 21:26:23 +0000 UTC View Post
When you go messing around with cursed artifacts, few stop to think beyond their own selfishness and consider the time of those that have to clean it up. I think it's safest if we leave this scene before Willow does something the client will regret. She'd probably enjoy it, but the client, not so much. At least Maw will munch well this case!
Zam is kicking off a frilly, poofy themed month of fan-MORT artifacts! Check the first batch on the page at: 2023-04-03 01:31:18 +0000 UTC View Post
A bonus follow-up to our earlier sequence commission from Otis! The lesson is either that trying to clean up your community is a losing proposition or that Lust is just super careless where she leaves "experiments" sitting around.
2023-04-02 15:17:37 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time for a new bonus art request thread as thanks to all the fine people that support at the $4 patron tier. Thank you all for your support!
If you're a member at the $10 support level, please use the other thread to ensure you get your bonus!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/april-2023-bonus-80863745
Your theme for April: Fast Food Tie-Ins
Everybo...
2023-04-01 04:14:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Our bonus art today is for Zamiel, of the two agents recently seen in their fan-MORT item arts! Tank is just trying to be caring and look out for its partner, but Rodrick needs to make everything weird. Humans are so prudish about their soakings.
Check out Zam's work! Do it at: https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community
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Raiding a cave temple, sure we've all been there. But breaking a verbal contract and bond with Maw! Not even your fancy backpack can get you out of that soul curse.
Or, please make sure you know where your kids are going after school!
2023-03-31 01:27:21 +0000 UTC View Post
That sounds like a five alarm fire if there ever was one. Just think of the toy commercials he's missing already!
2023-03-30 01:39:38 +0000 UTC View Post
We have an extra transformation sequence this month, thanks to our commissioner, Otis! You don't pick up strange containers you find sitting around. Sure, most of the time you're helping reduce litter, but a good chunk of the time they're part of sinister occult trappings and filled with goo! Thanks so much, Otis!
2023-03-29 16:50:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Kids say the darndest threats of bodily harm! I don't think child-proof locks on the knife drawer work when you've just been squished down rather than de-aged. Maybe they just put everything stab worthy on the top shelf?
2023-03-29 01:38:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Tour Guide is getting a wee bit sanctimonious as we move towards the next relic in our "Cartoons" theme. So help you if you're on social media in her museum! And if it's during one of her tours? Oh! Ooooh. Shaaame.
2023-03-28 01:28:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We've clearly hit upon an evil cabal of fun neighbors, morphing innocent bros to satisfy some deep dark dolly dress-up urge. But how far down the rabbit hole does this sinister syndicate go!
And a more sinister organization comes to us from Zamiel with a new fan-MORT item: https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community
Nothing says evil like genies and inhuman, awful, highly pleasing and fun ways to t...
2023-03-27 01:20:20 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts for our non-Patrons!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and strange inventions.
Our next request was by Doggod to see Baxter with a toonifying upgrade to his gauntlet taking on some villains of the realm and turning them into cartoon background extras. Doomed to eternally bop to the background music! Or at least until the ray washes off next time it rains.
Our next request was by Ross to have the Attract-inator, givi...
2023-03-25 14:49:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Our bonus art today was a cartoony commission from friend of the show, Melkorios, to be a follow-up to Lust spiking drinks with the banned ink from the MORT. I have a sneaking suspicion those labels weren't tampered with by accident!
Thanks, Mel!
When I was a kid and the Simpsons were on in syndication, our local station aired Baywatch right before, so I've seen the last couple of minutes of several episodes of Baywatch while waiting for the Simpsons to start. There was one episod...
2023-03-25 14:46:43 +0000 UTC View Post
The secrets always come out once you've been cursed with a new identity and thrust into the sinister world of involuntary clothes shopping. Sure losing your body may be bad, but to hear those close to you so harshly judge your fashion sense...
2023-03-24 01:29:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and strange inventions.
Our next request was by Ross to have the Attract-inator, giving somebody a magnetic personality and maybe a magnetic field for anything they want. Ruth is putting it to good use to find all those things Clem loses around the house and being extra attractive for Mercy. I'm sure there's some kind of downside to being able to make cookies fly at you, but I can't think of it at the moment...
Thanks for t...
2023-03-23 15:50:22 +0000 UTC View Post
The dark arts triumph and everybody wins! See what good comes from us working together with the unholy forces of the Universe?
I think what the world needs to know now is what happens when Betty-Sue Bombshells and Kitty Kabloomers star together in a movie...
2023-03-23 01:43:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Frat guys never think things through. He's getting caring family, adorability, and attention from a hot neighbor. So few clients say their "thank you"s to cursed jewelry.
2023-03-22 01:50:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and strange inventions.
Our next request was by Doggod to see Baxter with a toonifying upgrade to his gauntlet taking on some villains of the realm and turning them into cartoon background extras. Doomed to eternally bop to the background music! Or at least until the ray washes off next time it rains.
Thanks for the suggestion, Doggod!
2023-03-21 15:53:27 +0000 UTC View Post
And isn't marketability what really matters? What value is a man if he is not marketable?
But at least he got his fashionable hair back! The ink returns what's important.
2023-03-21 01:40:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Is it not the most true essence of the bro to be a supportive caring sibling to an adorable sister? Sure cursed jewelry isn't normally at play, but the real bro steps up.
And while robots may struggle with "what is bro", Zamiel sent us over some fan-MORT characters to go along with their artifacts! https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community
Thanks, Zam!
2023-03-20 01:35:38 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts for our non-Patrons!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and strange inventions.
Our next request was by Cydra for the Ratchet and Clank-ian "FALAFUL" (Fiery Anvils Launch And Fall Upon Legions). Greed seems like or most Lombax-like demon so who better to launch the most cartoonish of projectiles from space onto an unsuspecting victim!
2023-03-18 16:43:07 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and strange inventions.
Our next request was by Sora to see how it is that all these cartoon ladies get tiny waists and round hips. As Ruth and Pip demonstrate, sure there may be some ditzification side-effects, but fashion takes sacrifice!
Thanks for the suggestion, Sora!
2023-03-18 16:41:46 +0000 UTC View Post
They've evaded the super sleuth-iness of Divinity's best! It's the perfect crime. Take THAT, Precogs!
It's surely against some kind of rules to just huck a Divine-crafted tablet into the waste bin, right?
2023-03-17 01:31:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Our theme for the MORT is "Cartoons" and our museum patrons voted for "Anime" as this month's sequence!
I once went to a convention and some company was holding a contest for an anime statue and I thought the contest was to win one of the statues as a prize. But nay. The prize was that you were then allowed to buy the statue. You had to win a contest to have the honor of giving the company money. Oh to hold that kind of power...
Our Patrons get the full-sized image and the image b...
2023-03-16 16:21:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Our theme for the MORT is "Cartoons" and our museum patrons voted for "Anime" as this month's sequence!
I once went to a convention and some company was holding a contest for an anime statue and I thought the contest was to win one of the statues as a prize. But nay. The prize was that you were then allowed to buy the statue. You had to win a contest to have the honor of giving the company money. Oh to hold that kind of power...
As thanks for supporting the Museum, Patrons get the...
2023-03-16 16:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The ink is vengeful! Do not get in the ink's way.
I'm starting to suspect the Guild was correct in banning these audio-visual performance enhancers.
2023-03-16 01:26:28 +0000 UTC View Post