So what is there to see in the game? There are a number of different maps, each with their own layouts and combinations of minigames. And for minigames, there are 20 different games, with many having multiple difficulty levels or variants.
Today, we’ll also take a look at Lookout, our hero and the manliest pirate to be around the seas! And every good pirate has the support of helpful shopkeeps ready to capitalize your quest. Here we have the master of the Apothecary, Bank, ...
2022-09-10 15:35:55 +0000 UTC
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All that healthy nature and those local flowers need to be appreciated out in the open air with a morning jog. Just gets all the juices flowing, promotes friendly community bonds, and who doesn't appreciate seeing your cutie-pie neighbors in athletic wear?
2022-09-09 01:49:21 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month are themed around cursed clothing found on the discount rack.
Our next request was by Zamiel to see the Mercs family try on some new fur coats, made with real yeti fur. I guess everybody is just lucky they weren't wendigo coats and Clem immediately accepted cannibalism into her life?
Thanks for the suggestion, Zam!
2022-09-08 15:30:19 +0000 UTC
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That's what happens when you don't take care of your ethereal planes and keep them clear. Spirits set the tone and you wind up with cursed gowns.
2022-09-08 01:53:45 +0000 UTC
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Hello, all. It’s time for the first MORT sequence voting! Since our current exhibit is “cursed clothing”, that will be part of the sequence too. Your choices this month are:
2022-09-07 13:41:46 +0000 UTC
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Finally, law enforcement that actually cares about the community!
At least nobody can claim that the HOA is misusing the fines it levies. Fancy outfits for all really brings a community together.
2022-09-07 01:28:44 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month are themed around cursed clothing found on the discount rack.
Our next request was by Jimmy to see Pip get the cartoon mom treatment with a sweater puppy outfit! I think this means that as resident puppy-man, Greed to going to get so many cuddles.
"Sweater puppies" is a phrase that can probably never be offensive because it's just so danged goofy.
Thanks for the suggestion, Jimmy!
2022-09-06 16:25:14 +0000 UTC
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Few people know that fancy ribbons were designed as war weapons. Sparkly baubles? Just do more damage when they whip into your face. Don't even delve into what horrors lace is responsible for!
2022-09-06 01:43:20 +0000 UTC
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That's the kind of personal touch you won't find from some heartless landlord. Your HOA cares! And has copies of all your house keys. For YOUR safety.
2022-09-05 01:33:24 +0000 UTC
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Attached are this week's bonus arts for our non-Patrons, ending out last month's and kicking off this month's!
Our Patron requests last month are in celebration of our summer treat: the mighty but humble ice cream bar.
Our last request was by Mel to have a Greed bar. Tasty, sticky, and probably undercutting its own profitability by encouraging tasters to steal them. Greed may know how to be lovable, but probably isn't the best to run a marketing team.
Our Pa...
2022-09-04 16:13:30 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month are themed around cursed clothing found on the discount rack.
Our first request was by Firestorm Blade to see their character, Amber, in a pair of hot pants. When hot pants aren't hot enough, you need to get spicier!
Thanks for the suggestion, Blade!
2022-09-04 16:11:43 +0000 UTC
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I’m happy to announce what will be our last game for the year. Our starting codename was “Crow’s Nest”, so you know it’s either a life sim about birds or we’re going with pirates this time. That name was plenty used, so stay tuned for more details about “Rum Up A Debt”!
“Rum Up A Debt” will be a story driven by minigames. Complete minigames to get currency and items needed to progress the plot and unlock new maps to get different minigames.
There will be 4 endi...
2022-09-03 15:32:57 +0000 UTC
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So you say you're feeling puffy and swollen? I'm sure the town doc can fix that riiight up.
2022-09-02 01:53:37 +0000 UTC
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Oh, see, that's your problem right there, Chief. You got your ethereal realm all infested with sprites. We can fumigate, but it's going to cost ya.
2022-09-01 01:40:53 +0000 UTC
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It's time for a new bonus art request thread as thanks to all the fine people that support at the $4 patron tier. Thank you all for your support!
If you're a member at the $10 support level, please use the other thread to ensure you get your bonus: https://www.patreon.com/posts/september-2022-71307845
Your theme for September: Discount Cursed Clothing
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2022-08-31 15:15:45 +0000 UTC
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No cars, required plant-life... I'm thinking this guy never checked out the area and just moved into a hippie commune. Kind of all on him at this point.
2022-08-31 02:06:30 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month are in celebration of our summer treat: the mighty but humble ice cream bar.
Our last request was by Mel to have a Greed bar. Tasty, sticky, and probably undercutting its own profitability by encouraging tasters to steal them. Greed may know how to be lovable, but probably isn't the best to run a marketing team.
Thanks for the suggestion, Mel!
2022-08-30 16:03:37 +0000 UTC
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Aww, man, you don't want to flood your ghostly ethereal plains. That takes for-EVER to dry out.
2022-08-30 02:01:15 +0000 UTC
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Man, they even give you free books! This deal just gets better and better.
2022-08-29 01:40:51 +0000 UTC
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Attached are this week's bonus arts for our non-Patrons!
Our Patron requests this month are in celebration of our summer treat: the mighty but humble ice cream bar.
Our next request was by Sora to have Roland and Pip testing some new Lust brand ice cream bars. Pip is surprisingly easy to bribe/trick. Curses aside, sounds worth it just for the strawberry and coconut flavor. Delicious!
Our next request was by Ross to have some bars for all the Prides, so we have a few of the c...
2022-08-27 16:33:46 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month are in celebration of our summer treat: the mighty but humble ice cream bar.
Our next request was by Ross to have some bars for all the Prides, so we have a few of the classics! Two oh-so-lovable pals and that one that gets left in the box until everybody forgets about it and it forms weird ice crystals which extra do not make anybody want them.
Thanks for the suggestion, Ross!
2022-08-27 16:32:30 +0000 UTC
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Thank you, HOA, for being the only ones to care about the environment! Safer streets, cleaner air, an inability to leave the housing area, and less noise around town! Smart smart move on their parts.
2022-08-26 01:15:43 +0000 UTC
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Some thoughts about Earth Defense Force 5, on which I spend three pages talking about a game where you shoot giant ants:
EDF5 felt like it's not only a missed opportunity to improve the series, but really a huge step back from what we've seen before. EDF 4.1 is what got me to love the series. Iron Rain made smart updates on unlocking weapons and upgrading armor. Even World Brothers, while disappointing, added the great squad system. Almost every change or addition that EDF 5 makes is fo...
2022-08-25 16:24:34 +0000 UTC
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The whole point was to NOT destroy artifacts like Willow and Maw do! Oh, you're a terrible security guard. That was a cute dress too.
2022-08-25 01:18:28 +0000 UTC
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Another high fantasy storyline for Cursy. Young people owning houses! Oh, Pip, what will you think of next.
2022-08-24 01:37:24 +0000 UTC
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Another high fantasy storyline for Cursy. Young people owning houses! Oh, Pip, what will you think of next.
Join the Sins Patreon for comics and arts! It's cheaper than owning a home!
2022-08-24 01:35:50 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month are in celebration of our summer treat: the mighty but humble ice cream bar.
Our next request was by Sora to have Roland and Pip testing some new Lust brand ice cream bars. Pip is surprisingly easy to bribe/trick. Curses aside, sounds worth it just for the strawberry and coconut flavor. Delicious!
Thanks for the suggestion, Sora!
2022-08-23 15:47:16 +0000 UTC
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You don't tend to get the best of the engineers for your unholy temple of curses. Those people usually hang out at the natural history museums where the skeletons don't reanimate during the new moon.
Because engineers are cowards.
2022-08-23 01:46:06 +0000 UTC
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I was doodle-ing around trying to find the right mix of cartoony for the style in MORT and did some pictures with one of our leading ladies and cameos from friends of the site.
Donna Limber from Draco at: https://twitter.com/DracoDragite
And Jakal from: https://twitter.com/Jakalovid
2022-08-22 15:28:03 +0000 UTC
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We'll leave the Mercs for now, but I think the theme of this story was really just that Willow has a lot of friends. She's buds with Ms. Misstery, pals with the Mercs, has a chum in Bruxley, and is mates with apparently just a whole dimension full of giantesses. Not to mention the mighty bond with Maw! How can somebody with that much love in her actually be evil?
2022-08-22 01:11:39 +0000 UTC
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