This is why it's so hard to get ghosts to show up on camera. They're so much better at designing and producing behind the scenes.
It's good to see the occult staying up on modern trends. It keeps you feeling young.
2022-02-23 02:07:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Only the best worms get used as bait! Ooh, or like part of the sandwich you had for lunch.
Or one of those shiny metal ones that has lots of bits hanging off so they look like a school of little fish. Man, I can't compete with one of those.
2022-02-22 02:16:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sure the mall ghost has a spectral janitorial staff come through and clean up the floors, so running around the mall barefoot isn't as unhygienic as it may first appear.
2022-02-21 02:19:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Attached are this week's bonus arts at full resolution for our Patrons! Delving into science that goes hard and it goes big. Whether that's maternity wear or dresses, they're big.
2022-02-20 15:43:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month have the theme of demonic science experiments.
Our next request was by DarthRevan to see if science can replicate the cursed gowns the Mercs (oddly frequently) encountered, and naturally SoraWolf's volunteer of Ruth was a perfect fit. The only thing science fears is the wrath of the angry wife.
Thanks for the suggestion, Sora and Revan!
Our Patrons will get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2022-02-20 15:42:18 +0000 UTC View PostWe're hard at work on our second project for Pitch Witch Concepts! There will be plenty of details coming soon, but for now, it's an adventure game code-named “Castle Minia”. Which will not be the final name, because ya know, the law. But let that give you hints on what we're working towards.
And, yes, this one has transformations in it.
2022-02-19 16:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Ghosts are super into fashion montages. They inherently know the perfect outfit for you, but they still make you try on all sorts of new things for themselves and so you can experience it. The undead are just into that.
2022-02-18 02:13:56 +0000 UTC View Post
This maybe isn't the best advertisement for the power of friendship, but at least friendship is mighty whether it's used for the forces of good or just tossing a building over and wrecking everybody inside. Friendship is a mercenary for hire is the real moral here.
2022-02-17 02:06:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month have the theme of demonic science experiments.
Our next request was by Jimmy to see advances in maternity science and RossPhillips volunteered our sports and weather gal from Cursynaries issue 4 for the opportunity. What's the purpose of children but to be good marketing for career advancement? Once you get cushy gigs, you can just pay people to do all the dirty work involved with babies. And she gets to be the most high powered soccer mom able to send a n...
2022-02-16 17:21:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Looks like mall ghost is keeping the place running well. Maintenance, nice and clean, the lights are on, and a sharp eye for both style and affordable savings. We should all be so lucky to have a manifestation like this looking out for us.
2022-02-16 02:11:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I really liked the idea that the whole rivalry was only in our team's heads and that they're actually the ones that have kind of been jerks this whole time due to their own inflated self-importance.
At least Vi recognizes when she needs to shut down her self-reflection and when a lost battle is a lost battle. There may be a reason they're so compatible with some demons.
2022-02-15 02:17:36 +0000 UTC View Post
The forces of evil have infiltrated the last bastion of humanity's decency: The mall! Please, Mercs, you're needed now more than ever. Consumerism is at stake!
2022-02-14 01:58:55 +0000 UTC View Post
The forces of evil have infiltrated the last bastion of humanity's decency: The mall! Please, Mercs, you're needed now more than ever. Consumerism is at stake!
We may not be at mall levels of consumerism, but you can still join the Sins Patreon! You get access to the month's comics, archived comics, bonus pictures, and more goodies!
2022-02-14 01:57:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Attached are this week's bonus arts at higher resolution for our Patrons! Everybody knows science involves just gaggles of hot ladies as both scientist and subject. You think people do chemistry because it's fun?!
2022-02-13 14:16:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month have the theme of demonic science experiments.
Our next request was by Firestorm Blade to put Lust's morphing powers through the ringer and Doggod volunteered one of Sloth's priestesses for the rigors of science. The fool! She's only providing Sloth more plush and comfy surface area to nap upon!
Thanks for the suggestion, Doggod and Firestorm!
Our Patrons will get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2022-02-13 14:14:36 +0000 UTC View Post
A happy conclusion for everybody! Willow solved a mission. Gym owner gets treasured memories she can watch at any time. Bruxley gets to be this dimension's mysterious star that nobody can track down but legions of stay-at-home parents will work out to daily and legions of confused teenagers will dream of. I can't think of a more reasonable end to a mission.
2022-02-11 02:16:42 +0000 UTC View Post
This month's commission is in and we're celebrating the launch of Lux's game and her conquest of the Agency in the comic. It's been a busy month for her.
Our commission was done by Mattoon and you can visit their gallery at: https://twitter.com/MattoonVArtist
And Lux (and her partners) (and a rat demon) is currently starring in Everything That Isn't Nailed Down at: 2022-02-10 16:45:32 +0000 UTC View Post
This month's commission is in and we're celebrating the launch of Lux's game and her conquest of the Agency in the comic. It's been a busy month for her.
Our commission was done by Mattoon and you can visit their gallery at: https://twitter.com/MattoonVArtist
And Lux (and her partners) (and a rat demon) is currently starring in Everything That Isn't Nailed Down at: 2022-02-10 16:44:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Awww, yeah, it's the return of Snake Mom agent! Helping all those young whippersnappers face the forces of evil and probably providing life lessons along the way. Something maybe Vi should take heed of and not raise personnel issues at inopportune times?
2022-02-10 02:08:21 +0000 UTC View PostSomething I felt really strongly about when making games is that I want the tools to be open to other people, kind of like the video game equivalent of fan fiction. Anybody can post fan fiction because all you need is a program to write text, but even with tools like GameMaker, making a game from scratch is a lot of work. So I've made the tools I used to create Everything That Isn't Nailed Down available in the GameMaker Marketplace. As long as you have GameMaker, you can download the project...
2022-02-09 17:07:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Willow is very self-aware. She may not act on this deep introspection, but she knows that she knows what kind of person she is.
But evil gym lady is all about sharing! Or gym-based indentured servitude? Maybe she stays in the morally gray zone. I'm not equipped to handle philosophy at this level.
2022-02-09 02:26:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month have the theme of demonic science experiments.
Our first request was by DarkZamiel to question why the slime girl from Mercynaries Issue 6 was so averse to clothing and Melkorios volunteered Bruxley as a test subject. Was just that one slime girl opposed to coverings, are all slime girls against it, or are slime girls actually into clothing but due to their gooey nature they just can't wear our human-centric designs? Testing must continue! Many brave bikin...
2022-02-08 17:29:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Sure the Agency coming under attack is important, but we're catching up with old friends! Way back when our team got their first promotion, they were challenged to a drinking contest by some buddies and we get to see them again! Looks like Fitness Lust and her human are still in the same position, but Big Blue and her partner got a promotion at some point.
2022-02-08 02:18:14 +0000 UTC View Post
See, Willow, you need to trust people! It's not all world domination or bringing about the end times. More like, the "rear end times". Ooooh! High five!
2022-02-07 02:41:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Attached are this week's bonus arts at full resolution! Finishing off the January requests and next week will be starting our team-ups!
2022-02-06 16:58:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month have the theme of rewriting Pip's biography for a new year.
Our last request was by Kachopper to see a Pip that's a bit more vapid than usual. A bit. At least she's learning from the most stylish of studio members, Maw.
Thanks for the suggestion, Kachopper!
Our Patrons will get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2022-02-06 16:57:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Brux just missed his calling as a marketing superstar. So much capitalistic power thrown away on trivial pursuits like "research". Such a shame. Gym lady might make up for him in her ambition and at least Willow recognizes the power involved.
2022-02-04 02:28:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Never let some monsters run amuck when you could be running amuck yourself!
Or run amuck alongside the monsters because that sounds pretty keen. Either way, the Mock Sins have some old scores to settle with the Rulers, and since Lib is about the highest profile one in town...
But apparently NOBODY thinks of the front desk workers' feelings because somebody has to clean that up!
2022-02-03 02:15:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Our next request was by Jimmy for an off-theme request to see Brux getting advice from 'Netta from Drop Dead Gorgeous on how to deal with issues with co-workers. 'Netta has a bit of a manipulation fixation, but at least this is one studio that doesn't have to deal with TV "will they, won't they" issues of romance.
Thanks for the suggestion, Jimmy!
Our Patrons will get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2022-02-02 17:41:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Sounds like gym lady is just providing a good service. People want motivation to start working out and she's giving it to them. Maybe society is the real villain here! I'm... not exactly sure how, but it seems to fit.
2022-02-02 02:07:09 +0000 UTC View Post