Our Patron requests this month have the theme of cursed dolls finding playmates around the studio.
Our next request was by Melkorios to have a bit more friendly and fashionable doll that knows the musical arts.
Thanks for the suggestion, Mel!
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2021-02-25 17:18:27 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes your bad guys are so driven they ignore the pain they're causing. Sometimes your bad guys aren't bad and you just both have opposing goals and you must fight because only one of you can succeed. Sometimes your bad guys just genuinely enjoy bein' dicks.
They're victims of birth because they were spawned to be natural Forces of destruction, but at least they're not grumpy about it. Sure, they can still hate Creation for making them, but don't let that get you down in the l...
2021-02-25 02:01:17 +0000 UTC
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If you kids don't stop bickering, Maw is going to turn this teleporter around and then NOBODY gets to go to the theme park!
Willow is a master manipulator. And incredibly petty. The two usually go hand in hand.
But our client is cleaned, if not re-clothed, and Bruxley has a few days of scrubbing to try to remove that make-up ahead of himself, so it's time to flee from this cursed home and all stew on why we don't trust each other.
2021-02-24 01:37:19 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month have the theme of cursed dolls finding playmates around the studio.
Our next request was by PrinceImperial to see the waitress client from Mercs Issue 9 working alongside a doll with the skills to make a more nutritious cursed burrito. I'm sure she's totally just talking about how dense and hefty those lunches are.
Thanks for the suggestion, Prince!
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2021-02-23 17:57:55 +0000 UTC
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Well, the team is still a bit low-leveled for a 4-boss showdown. But at least they went down covering and protecting each other this time! That's progress. Of a sort...
2021-02-23 02:09:45 +0000 UTC
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Treat your golems well, people! You can't just go around haphazardly animating flesh and natural materials.
Willow's distraction tactics worked like a charm. She pleased some golems, got a story out of Bruxley, increased her own mystique, and got Maw to do all the hard work babysitting a confused and angry guy in a dress because he was attacking by living dolls. She's management material.
2021-02-22 01:31:22 +0000 UTC
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Our cursed dolls continue to run rampant and you, the viewer, are on the scene with full resolution images!
Thanks for your support, Patrons!
2021-02-21 14:41:38 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month have the theme of cursed dolls finding playmates around the studio.
Our next request was by Emily to see Lust get her own princessy (or queenly) transformation. With Pip already all dressed up, the dolls need some new playmates. Aaand I think we'll see this infestation exterminated quite quickly now.
Thanks for the suggestion, Emily!
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2021-02-21 14:39:37 +0000 UTC
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Compliments kill! That's why ceaseless sarcasm and pessimism is the only thing to get you through a cold, indifferent world.
And Bruxley "Yeeek"ed. Poor guy needs to change back as soon as possible.
2021-02-19 02:14:52 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month have the theme of cursed dolls finding playmates around the studio.
Our next request was by Core to see Pip with a doll that has been swayed by Pip's princess-ness. Buy maybe she's a bit suspicious... Have to enforce that New Year's resolution somehow!
Thanks for the suggestion, Core!
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2021-02-18 17:32:02 +0000 UTC
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Vi is a bit... feisty around the Mock Sins. And the evils of pen pals and literacy.
2021-02-18 01:49:28 +0000 UTC
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Orange is definitely not Willow's color.
But girl talk will only go far up front. Willow seems to hold some secrets still...
2021-02-17 02:24:10 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month have the theme of cursed dolls finding playmates around the studio.
Our next request was by Jimmy to see the starlet from issue 9 of Mercynaries getting her own merchandise/cursed doll of her own. It's always good to have final licensing control!
Thanks for the suggestion, Jimmy!
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2021-02-16 17:31:12 +0000 UTC
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The Mock Sins are so supportive! They know Vi is a beacon of hope and a testament to overcoming adversity and they just want to share in that positive energy.
2021-02-16 02:28:03 +0000 UTC
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I am all in on a show focused around sexy demon lawyers. Make it happen, procedural crime drama industry!
And it's good that Brux hasn't let the taint of the occult harsh his buzz. He still enjoys the finer thing in life. Like sexy demon lawyers that should have their own shows.
2021-02-15 02:05:25 +0000 UTC
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With the original site down, there was no way to get to the Drop Dead Gorgeous archives. that's now been corrected! The attached file has the whole run for your reading pleasure.
2021-02-14 22:58:10 +0000 UTC
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More dolls infect the studio and you have the photo evidence at full resolution. Lots of heroics this week and arguments that they're action figures, not dolls, mom!
2021-02-14 16:37:34 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month have the theme of cursed dolls finding playmates around the studio.
Our next request was by FirestormBlade to see Lust making friends with some ninja dollies. And like all good ninjas, they were forged in the fires of late-80s/early-90s cartoons that were short on knowledge of what ninjas actually did outside of throw ninjas stars and be sneaky. You know, the kind of ninjas that would have hot pink hair. The good kind of ninjas.
Thanks for the sugges...
2021-02-14 16:36:15 +0000 UTC
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Willow looks so proud of her evil machinations!
She wasn't always the laze-about drunkard we know and love today. A bit more actively terrible than her modern passive terribleness.
2021-02-12 02:16:26 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month have the theme of cursed dolls finding playmates around the studio.
Our next request was by Doggod to see Baxter getting a makeover from a very heroic little dolly. Heroic but maybe taking influence from the wrong comic book characters. AND Bax even gets stuck as the sidekick!
Thanks for the suggestion, Doggod!
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2021-02-11 17:12:39 +0000 UTC
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Insults all around. Just because somebody spits occult acid loogies into your face, you're comfortable calling them an animal? And Vi, hurling nasty words just because that's the lady that ate your arm... Okay, maybe that one's justified.
2021-02-11 02:22:36 +0000 UTC
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A little backstory between gal pals!
Willow's shady past is a bit more shady than expected. But as far as nefarious buddies go, having the Devil in your corner is pretty much the top of the food chain. No minions for Willow!
2021-02-10 02:29:21 +0000 UTC
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Our commission for the month is in and Manitou-Lust gets a cute outfit for a Valentine's Day outing. She's not as bound to Lupercalia as Lust-Classic...
This month's commission was another one done by Alexanderlegrand.
Go check out their gallery (with some warning that the page contains some saucy content) at:
https://www.deviantart.com/alexanderlegrand
Big thanks to our Patrons for fun...
2021-02-09 17:21:15 +0000 UTC
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Our commission for the month is in and Manitou-Lust gets a cute outfit for a Valentine's Day outing. She's not as bound to Lupercalia as Lust-Classic...
This month's commission was another one done by Alexanderlegrand.
Go check out their gallery (with some warning that the page contains some saucy content) at:
https://www.deviantart.com/alexanderlegrand
Big thanks to our Patrons f...
2021-02-09 17:19:27 +0000 UTC
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Awww, everybody's picking on the Blightsmiths.
Sure the mock-Sins are evil. Sure they're easily turned to violence. But is a little respect that much to ask for?
2021-02-09 03:20:12 +0000 UTC
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Willow does everything as the best. If she's going to be a criminal, she's going to be the tops. If she's going to drink, she's going to drink everybody under the table. If she's going to manipulate some cursed dolls, they will bring her drinks and those drinks will be chilled!
2021-02-08 02:11:39 +0000 UTC
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Attached are this week's bonus arts at full resolution for the Patrons!
Ending off the previous requests with some curvy Mercy and starting a new month with merciless curve stealing.
2021-02-07 14:32:48 +0000 UTC
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Our Patron requests this month have the theme of cursed dolls finding playmates around the studio.
Our first request was by DarkZamiel to see Rico making friends with an undersea princess dolly that's taken a shine to Rico's fine gams! First you say you don't want lady parts, Rico, and now you're mad when they walk away. Make up your mind!
Thanks for the suggestion, Zamiel!
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2021-02-07 14:31:21 +0000 UTC
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Hey, so Bruxley was a weirdo crazy pants dude before he even met Willow. So at least it's not like she broke a normal person! Believing in magic, pffft. Now go play with your animated doll friends so your evil god friend can do her job, Brux.
2021-02-05 02:19:38 +0000 UTC
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It's always so awkward when two groups of friends meet. Will they get along? Do they have different versions of you for each group? What secrets will they spill? Will they start a blood feud in the streets?
It's always the blood feud in the streets.
2021-02-04 02:01:10 +0000 UTC
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