Our next Patron request this month comes from CoreDumpError and Emily to continue this month's theme of company picnics and BBQs.
Part 1 of a group picture sees our two princesses enjoying some well-earned relaxation. Do you know how hard it is to get an even tan when you're in a huge gown every other picture! Pip doesn't quite have that luxury, and having all sorts of poofery, lace, and frills near an open flame is a bit risky...
Thanks for the suggestion, Emily and Core!
2020-07-29 22:08:55 +0000 UTC
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Twist! The big showdown was actually a story being told by Clem in the future!
Wait, was she telling the tale of the whole series? That would absolve me of all text and art errors since it would be Clem's fault. Genius!
(Yes, everything in the comic actually happened.)
2020-07-29 01:09:03 +0000 UTC
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Vi is swayed by lots of purple and neon lights. That's how you know she's classy and refined, and going to be running the Agency some day! She appreciates the finer things in life.
2020-07-28 01:33:55 +0000 UTC
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Mercy is really earning her title here and doesn't seem willing to give it up. Roland seems a bit less trusting for some reason.
2020-07-27 01:04:35 +0000 UTC
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https://www.patreon.com/posts/mercs-story-part-39735312
Part 3 of the latest story is out so it's time for more voting!
Who awaits Phil at the door?
Is it Brill, our occult beautician? The Mercs, our lovable heroes? Or Someone else?
If you want the "Someone else" option, vote for it in the poll and then leave a comment with your alternative or a ...
2020-07-26 16:40:33 +0000 UTC
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Our community event this month combines with a Mercs story so we continue Split Hersonality with part 3!
The new content starts on page 7, if you've already partaken in parts 1 and 2, or for the digital version, search for the ** symbol or look for the comments.
As before, make sure you vote in the final poll to conclude the story! The poll won't be open long to limit the gap between parts of the story, so if you think you need a while to read over it fully, at least give it...
2020-07-26 16:35:53 +0000 UTC
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Attached is this week's bonus art at full resolution. We also posted part 2 of our Mercs story Split Hersonality and part 3 will be ready, I'm going to say tomorrow. Stay tuned!
2020-07-25 15:18:05 +0000 UTC
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Val gets to take a moment to reflect on what HER Divine family is. And why she only gets the drunken holiday argument side of family and none of the heartfelt hugging. It's rough out there for the social worker of the gods!
2020-07-24 00:55:58 +0000 UTC
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Lust's the one looking out for the team! Nobody sasses her minions or her potential overthrowing of the human race! Witch'Ems shakes are on the Blightsmiths tonight.
2020-07-23 01:06:43 +0000 UTC
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Our next Patron request this month comes from Dark Zamiel to continue this month's theme of company picnics and BBQs.
An artifact worthy of the Mercs stepping in, our BBQ master sports an enchanted apron bestowing/cursing the wearer to become the most popular grillmaster around the studio.
Thanks for the suggestion, Zam!
Our Patrons will get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2020-07-22 22:13:05 +0000 UTC
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Being the savior of the Y chromosome still doesn't get you out of an impending grounding back home!
And man, I feel bad for any mall Santas Clem has ever jumped on if she's going at it with this force. Wait... wouldn't the Mercs know the Divine and the real Santa. Does Clem get to make present requests straight from the source?!
2020-07-22 00:54:36 +0000 UTC
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Aww, man. Jealousy! And not the lovable giant green demon. Because APPARENTLY, the Blightsmiths would hate that too.
It's hard to get society's love, vomiting snakes or not, but don't take it out on some lovable Sins.
2020-07-21 01:01:55 +0000 UTC
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https://www.patreon.com/posts/39534360
Part 2 of the latest story is out so it's time for more voting!
Does Phil follow the instructions and wait it out, lock himself up to hide from the mystery woman, or do you have something else in mind? If you want the "Something else" option, vote for it in the poll and then leave a comment with your alternative or a reply on somebody...
2020-07-20 22:11:06 +0000 UTC
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Our community event this month combines with a Mercs story so we continue Split Hersonality with part 2!
The new content starts on page 4, if you've already partaken in part 1.
As before, make sure you vote in poll number 3 to influence the story! The poll won't be open long to limit the gap between parts of the story, so if you think you need a while to read over it fully, at least give it a skim to inform your vote and then read it when you have free time.
Or read it...
2020-07-20 22:06:43 +0000 UTC
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That's just a far better way to refer to the Divine. They're no longer gods, they're just fancy people.
Clem's powers have been vaguely hinted at, but she's a power mooch/mirror! When she's around mum and dad, she's strong enough to break a desk. Around Sam, she can safely jump into those lowly human arms. And when she slugs Auntie Thor, the Divine gets the wind knocked out of her. So when Daisy's plan involves amassing as much power as a Divine...
2020-07-20 01:06:56 +0000 UTC
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Attached are this week's bonus arts for our Patrons! We continue to summer it up and this month's commission was posted AND the first part of the Mercs story! Exciting week all around!
2020-07-19 14:14:12 +0000 UTC
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Our next Patron request this month comes from PrinceImperial to continue this month's theme of company picnics and BBQs.
Our request was for the bimbo-fied version of the protagonist from the Cruise Ship story we did with Thom a while back. Just because your pivotal life moment happened out at sea doesn't mean you know how to swim. Especially when you're trying to protect a fine mane of hair. And you're that... buoyant.
Thanks for the suggestion, Prince!
Our Patrons wil...
2020-07-19 14:12:52 +0000 UTC
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Now that Clem knows she can destroy arm things, bed time will be impossible to reinforce! Ice cream will be eaten for dinner wantonly! Raccoons will be chased down and cuddled with as if they were puppies! The child is unburdened...
But way to save daddy! That's a good girl.
2020-07-17 01:31:55 +0000 UTC
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Our commission for the month is in and look at those two adorable pixelated nerds! The Lusts rock some curves and hard edges.
This month's commission was done by EPOTS and you can check out their galleries at:
https://emptypathofthesun.tumblr.com/
https://www.patreon.com/EPOTS
Thanks to EPOTS and to our Patrons whose suppor...
2020-07-16 22:11:10 +0000 UTC
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Our commission for the month is in and look at those two adorable pixelated nerds! The Lusts rock some curves and hard edges.
This month's commission was done by EPOTS and you can check out their galleries at:
https://emptypathofthesun.tumblr.com/
https://www.patreon.com/EPOTS
Thanks to EPOTS and to our Patrons w...
2020-07-16 22:09:31 +0000 UTC
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Tolli's looking for some security after his misadventures on witch party island...
(Tolli doesn't deserve Lust! He's such a butt some times.)
2020-07-16 01:31:26 +0000 UTC
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Our next Patron request this month comes from Ross Phillips to continue this month's theme of company picnics and BBQs.
Poor birds and frog monsters just aren't built for the cutthroat world of company picnic netball. You're about to get dunked on, you adorable useless nerds. Everybody knows plant-girls have ups!
Thanks for the suggestion, Ross!
Our Patrons will get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2020-07-15 22:10:02 +0000 UTC
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Look at how happy hurling your child at evil makes said child! Call me old fashioned, but if more parents these days were willing to throw their kids at evil bubble shields, we'd have a lot less... uh... kids always lookin' at those danged cell phones. Yeah! How many times have you seen Clem gabbing on a phone? Never! Because her parents love her enough to chuck her at things.
At least Mercy has the decency to look a bit distraught about this.
2020-07-15 01:06:36 +0000 UTC
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https://www.patreon.com/posts/39326379
Part 1 of our story has been posted so now it's time for voting on how things will move forward!
Does Phil confront the mystery woman, destroy her stuff as payback, or do you have something else in mind! If you want the "Something else" option, vote for it in the poll and then leave a comment with your alternative or a reply on somebody else's comment.<...
2020-07-14 22:05:19 +0000 UTC
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Our community event this month combines with a Mercs story so we present part 1 of the new story, Split Hersonality!
Part 1 is attached here. Once all the parts are posted, we'll do a collected version and post the full-sized pictures for our Patrons. Thanks for all your votes on the theming!
And! After you've read the story, vote in the poll to determine where part 2 goes. The poll won't be open long to limit the gap between parts of the story, so if you think you need a wh...
2020-07-14 22:01:31 +0000 UTC
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Good friiieeends! Tolliver makes buddies all over!
Or Tolli is spreading dirt about the witches all over town... Either way, buuuddies!
2020-07-14 00:25:21 +0000 UTC
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The family that fast ball specials together, stays together.
2020-07-13 01:11:51 +0000 UTC
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Attached are this week's bonus arts at full resolution. Summer glory for our Patrons!
And don't forget to keep an eye out for the polls for this month's Mercs story.
2020-07-11 21:25:03 +0000 UTC
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Our next Patron request this month comes from Firestorm Blade to continue this month's theme of company picnics and BBQs.
Firestorm asked to see Envy playing some pin the tail with some special merch. Alternate titles: Pip the Tail, Bim the Tail, Gettin' Tail... It just goes on!
Thanks for the suggestion, Firestorm!
Our Patrons will get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2020-07-11 21:22:50 +0000 UTC
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Susie's mom endangers her kids all the time. Be cool like Susie's mom, Mercy!
Clem is just doling out the wisdom beyond her years here. Any minute now she's going to talk everybody into letting her stay up late and drink soda on weekdays.
2020-07-10 01:28:31 +0000 UTC
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