Smooshed by a magically ginormous gown might not be the WORST way to go, but it will be one the more difficult ones to explain to your fellow prisoners on how you got caught.
2020-01-03 02:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, guess they can't all be wacky adventures. Sometimes somebody is just going to have a shard stabbed in their back and the Agency has to do real work.
2020-01-02 02:08:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Our next Patron request this month is a request from Prince Imperial to see how the characters from the old cruise story/game we made with Thom are faring. Once you get a taste of that luxury cruise life, it's hard to go back to dry land life and its factory-made candies.
Thanks for the suggestions, Prince!
Our Patrons will get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2020-01-01 17:14:23 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time for a new bonus art request thread as thanks to all the fine people that support at the $4 patron tier. Thank you all for your support, both the new members and all you returning readers too!
It's another themed month this time around! If you don't want to take part in the theme, see below for the normal rules, but you may be getting a smaller picture in return.
This month's theme is: Resolutions
Your prompt this month is some New Ye...
2020-01-01 17:09:44 +0000 UTC View Post
The Mercs say down with the monarchy! If only because of how much extra work it generates!
And despite all this time, Roland still has no aptitude with magic. Because the Mercs are good people and we all know wizards are jerks.
2020-01-01 02:24:36 +0000 UTC View Post
The demon realm is actually just one big office and everybody brings back sweets when they go on vacation. It all makes sense why they want to get out of there!
And Tolli will feel the love in his heart some day.
2019-12-31 02:35:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Ha-HA! A royal advisor that turns sinister! Such a unique twist nobody possibly could have seen coming. I have shattered your expectations thoroughly!
2019-12-30 02:23:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Attached are this week's bonus arts at full resolution for our Patrons!
That will be our final bonus arts for 2019, but there's so much more to post still! More request art, our next illustrated story, and a round of new requests coming up soon. Thanks for another calendar year, Slapeggs!
2019-12-29 16:19:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Our next Patron request this month is a request from Cydra to check back in on our elven bride and his new Amazonian wife from Mercs issue 11. Amazonian ceremonies are a bit more... energetic than what the elves might be used to. But, you know, with all that padding, he might just be cushioned enough to withstand anything his wife can dish out.
Thanks for the suggestions, Cydra!
Our Patrons will get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2019-12-29 16:17:54 +0000 UTC View Post
How much easier would dragons and wicked step-parents have it if they could just constrain their princesses with the dress itself? Exciting new developments in the damsel-in-distress technology!
2019-12-27 02:21:53 +0000 UTC View Post
There are at least a few worthwhile humans out there delicate and refined enough to understand the fine culinary taste of a demon. And it probably involves slightly more than just demon fruits and bags of sugars in their many forms and frostings.
2019-12-26 03:45:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Our next Patron request this month is a request from DarthRevan to see Pip and a friend all dressed up as holiday decorations. At least when Pip goes mad with power, it's in a very innocent and sweet way. And, of course, Pride rocks any outfit she winds up in.
Thanks for the suggestions, Revan!
Our Patrons will get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2019-12-25 16:05:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Free lounge bed. Free tower. Free gowns. Free royal advisers. The royals are just taking all the stuff. No wonder this world is war torn.
2019-12-25 03:10:08 +0000 UTC View Post
From the horrors of trafficking in demons to the horrors of pastry abuse.
Something tells me that Tolli is unaware of Lust's plans to spend his stipends.
Have to admit, that's a darn good witness protection program for another realm. I guess interdimensional travel and both de- and re-princessification follow similar tech trees.
2019-12-23 02:47:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Attached are this week's bonus arts at full resolution just for you Patrons! All kinds of Queen-ery abound on the site this week! You know, as opposed to how much Queen-ery there is here in a standard week.
2019-12-22 13:56:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Our next Patron request this month is a request from RossPhillips to see Queen Emily unhappy with the outcome of her beauty pageant showoff against Pip and turning to occult means of giving herself a boost for another round. Always be suspicious of crowns THAT pointy!
Thanks for the suggestions, Ross!
Our Patrons will get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2019-12-22 13:51:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Stick your face all up in that portal! That's how investigative science and/or journalism happens!
Also, maybe not the best way to find out you're an extra-dimensional being and possibly adopted by Earth parents. There are probably less jarring ways to go about that level of reveal.
2019-12-20 02:23:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Our December commission is in and we have Mercy returning from a well-earned coffee break! Looking all jaunty and full of pep on a crisp autumnal day!
Big thanks to all our Patrons! Your support helps make this possible! Check below all kinds of bonuses!
Our commission this month was done by SupesArt. Check out their gallery at: https://twitter.com/SupesArt
Our December commission is in and we have Mercy returning from a well-earned coffee break! Looking all jaunty and full of pep on a crisp autumnal day!
Thanks to all our Patrons for their support that helps make our commissions and bonuses possible. As extra thanks, check the next post for the commission at full resolution and the in-process versions sent along with it.
Our commission this month was done by SupesArt. Check out their gallery at: 2019-12-19 22:53:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Who wants to head back to the demon realm when you can stay here, get free fruit slices, and get snuggled by Lust? Blast your adorableness, little demon!
The Agency's not just good for painfully injecting demons into your neck, they also have the tech to send them home. Or at least a portal hidden in the basement.
2019-12-19 02:28:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Our next Patron request this month is a group request from Core, Kate, and Mel to see the princess group all set up for winter! More like N-Ice Queens! Zing! Take that- Wait, that's like the exact opposite of a zing. Good tidings and cheer are corrupting my petty snark!
Thanks for the suggestions, Princesses!
Our Patrons will get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2019-12-18 22:54:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Swirling disaster portals don't respect your foolish claims of land ownership and dwellings! Swirling disaster portals do as they please!
2019-12-18 02:11:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Swirling disaster portals don't respect your foolish claims of land ownership and dwellings! Swirling disaster portals do as they please!
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2019-12-18 02:09:43 +0000 UTC View Post
A little tender care is all you need to hop back onto your tiny acid spewing feet!
Maybe a little love would have led our thieves down a better path. Let that be a lesson, All! Orange slices are all that's keep society from collapsing.
2019-12-17 02:02:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Nothing brings families together like some sanctioned and beneficial arson!
And morphy potions make great molotovs!
2019-12-16 01:52:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Attached are this week's bonus arts at full resolution. And does this week even make use of "full size"!
Don't forget to vote in the Mercs story theme poll, if you haven't already!
2019-12-15 15:18:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Our next Patron request this month is from FirestormBlade to see a continuation of last month's picture with Lust and Amber refusing to back down with the Rings of Competition.
The picture is a bit more... bountiful let's say, than most regular pictures, so I've attached it rather than setting it to full display. You have been prepared!
Thanks for the suggestions, Blade!
Our Patrons will get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2019-12-15 15:15:09 +0000 UTC View PostWe should be able to get working on a new Mercs illustrated story over the holiday break, so it's time to vote on a theme!
2019-12-14 16:31:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Fire WOULD end most fairy tales much much faster... And more satisfactorily! Pinocchio is basically an endless source of kindling anyway, so the fairies are lobbing us some soft balls.
2019-12-13 02:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post