I really like Dead Rising 1, but I like it despite its mechanics. The timers made the game tedious and took away exploration, leading survivors was a pain in the butt because the AI was pitiful and they were so weak, you were expected to start the game over and over again to build up stats, and it was chock full of inventory management and weapon degradation. So hearing that DR4 got rid of some of that, I was in. Also, it's a horror game set during Christmas. I'm... kind of super into that. I t...
2018-09-13 22:20:39 +0000 UTC
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Darn tootin', Misstery. Own that villainy! I'm saddened your fancy hair is fake, but you work that sinister sass, sister.
2018-09-13 01:19:01 +0000 UTC
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Our next Patron request this month comes to us from Ross Phillips, with a request to see the mighty Alpha squad receive their new shipment of uniforms from HQ but they wind up being a bit more Jetsons inspired than planned. At least nobody had to look like Rosie or Elroy?
To read Alpha squad's story, head to: https://www.patreon.com/posts/mercs-story-20993450
Thanks for the suggestion, R...
2018-09-12 22:19:54 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico, Blue
Chapter 4: New Crew
Page 134
The camera reveals a shot of an escort facility, much like the one at the start of the series.
Rico and Blue enter the facility, dressed for work. Blue confidently struts across the waiting room floor to sign in with the front desk worker, while Rico follows behind, not quite feeling as powerful.
2018-09-12 00:53:37 +0000 UTC
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I think the Universe is trying to make another Sam here. An EVIL Sam! ...More evil. I mean, Sam isn't really THAT evil anymore.
Foolish, Universe, there can be only one!
2018-09-11 01:13:17 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico, Blue
Chapter 4: New Crew
Page 133
Back on the pirate ship, Rico is animatedly discussing the dinner with Blue. Blue leans back in her chair, tapping her finger to her chin while she ponders. "You'd need to identify a number of Points all around the Universe. Surround uncharted space with them to even remotely narrow it down..."
Rico excitedly hops like a child. "That...
2018-09-10 00:56:57 +0000 UTC
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Your bonus art was all about the booty this week.
I mean, it kind of secretly is every week, but just extra so this time around.
Enjoy the images at full resolution and thanks for your support!
2018-09-08 15:15:29 +0000 UTC
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Our next Patron request this month comes to us from Doggod, with the rather sage demand to just see more pirates in life.
Those mean Gluttony sisters not letting Hope join in their games.
Thanks for the suggestion, Doggod!
Our Patrons get this week's bonus art at full resolution!
2018-09-08 15:12:44 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico
Chapter 4: New Crew
Page 132
Now more serious and composed, Rico urges the scientist to continue and tell him more. The scientist proudly announces, "We've named it the 'Boring Point'."

"Our best guess work right now is that it's a theoretical terminatio...
2018-09-07 00:47:02 +0000 UTC
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And that's how you offset those secret super computer energy costs! It's just being practical, it's not stealing!
2018-09-06 00:39:31 +0000 UTC
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Our next Patron request this month comes to us from Ross Phillips, with a request to see the Mercs turn to the side of sin and evil rather than being ever so helpful as they naturally are.
I like the idea that even evil, Mercy and Ruth are still just dorks.
Thanks for the suggestion, Ross!
2018-09-06 00:38:00 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico
Chapter 4: New Crew
Page 131
Rico sits at a table in a fancy restaurant, dressed elegantly but practically spilling out of the tiny dress as he leans forward. A scientist sits across from him, flustered and nervously drumming his fingers on the table. Glasses of no doubt alcohol are between the two.
2018-09-05 00:57:16 +0000 UTC
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Oh there's your downside to secret apartment lairs. Super computers and teleporters are going to wreak havoc with this man's electric bill.
2018-09-04 00:32:13 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico
Chapter 4: New Crew
Page 130
Rico is tied up at the top of a high building, overlooking the neon lit city below. He's doing a poor job feigning distressing and moaning for help with one arm to his head and the other behind his back, tucked behind what we as the audience see are fake ropes loosely clamped shut.
2018-09-03 00:25:44 +0000 UTC
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Here are this week's extra arts at full resolution! They clearly go together and the spa retreat was Lust's reward for being so danged inspirational.
Thanks for your support!
2018-09-01 14:05:55 +0000 UTC
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Our next Patron request this month comes to us from DreamingEndless, with a request to see the Sins spend a relaxing day at the sinister spa from Mercynaries. I have never been to a spa but cartoons have taught me that it always involves cucumbers placed over your eyes, which sounds like you're just begging for Gluttony troubles.
Thanks for the suggestion, Dreaming!
The full resolution version of this week's bonus art is available for our Patrons!
2018-09-01 14:03:00 +0000 UTC
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It's time for a new bonus art request thread as thanks to all the fine people that support at the $4 patron tier. Thank you all for your support, both the new members and all you returning readers too!
Leave a request for a picture for the weekly bonus arts in the comments!
Do you have a specific Mercs What If you want to see? Do you want to see Sloth in a cute hat? Do you just want to see some fan art? Well leave a comment and let me know!
2018-09-01 14:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico, Blue
Chapter 4: New Crew
Page 129
We have a montage of time passing, with Rico bouncing back and forth between his science team and Blue's crew. The pirates are now happy to have Rico as a member.
A scene of Rico dressed up as a barmaid, serving the joyful pirates food and drink. Blue watches from above at the captain's table happy as can be.
2018-08-31 00:59:35 +0000 UTC
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"Ms. Misstery" is up there among some of the greatest names I have written. I nod knowingly and sagely at this page.
Also, hey, free robot lady comes with the apartment! Bonus!
2018-08-30 01:24:51 +0000 UTC
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Our next Patron request this month comes to us from CoreDumpError. With their muse lacking this month, it's up to the Sins Fun Club to jumpstart the musings! This is quite obviously the standard way to commence the process!
Thanks for the suggestion(?), Core!
2018-08-29 22:33:49 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico
Chapter 4: New Crew
Page 128
A small shuttle drops Rico off back at his event. Rico's hair and dress are mussed from the experience, but he quickly heads back into the facility where the unveiling has already commenced.
**Image 128
One of the scientists addressing the crowd notices Rico rushing in and motions above. A colored light quickly shines down...
2018-08-29 00:56:35 +0000 UTC
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Man, I've never found cool secret switches in my apartments. The most I ever found was old craft supplies. Clearly good things are to be had among secret switches.
To get the rest of this story, and many more Mercs comics, join the Sins Fun Club here on Patreon.
2018-08-28 00:47:22 +0000 UTC
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Man, I've never found cool secret switches in my apartments. The most I ever found was old craft supplies. Clearly good things are to be had among secret switches.
2018-08-28 00:46:03 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico, Blue
Chapter 4: New Crew
Page 127
Blue and Rico leave the captain's quarters and address the amassed crew. Blue has her arm tight around Rico, practically raising him off the ground. "She's on as a crew member!"
Some griping is heard among the assembled pirates. A tiny indistinguishable voice comes out of the crowd, "We were supposed to ransom the bimbo off for money...
2018-08-27 01:03:29 +0000 UTC
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Attached are the files for the new Mercs story "Heavenly Bodies" separated out into the story files and the images at larger resolutions.
Thanks for your support and enjoy the story!
2018-08-26 12:49:55 +0000 UTC
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It's time for the next Mercynaries illustrated story! Our Patrons voted on a theme of "explorers on an alien planet" this month, so I present "Heavenly Bodies". Enjoy!
Our Patrons get the illustrations as separate files at full resolution. If that sounds keen to you, join up!
2018-08-26 12:48:25 +0000 UTC
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I highly recommend playing Guacamelee 1 first, which is a-okay because it's one of my favorite PS3 games. The intro to G2 is a bit on the slow side but by the time you hit the first dungeon, things are popping off and the challenge rooms are right up there with the ones from the end of Guac 1. When Guacamlee decides to get difficult, it has an amazing ability to be teeth-grindingly frustrating while making you laugh and have fun at the same time. G1 had hard bonus rooms, but it was a fair...
2018-08-24 22:26:44 +0000 UTC
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Title: Transported
Media: Comic
Main Characters: Rico, Blue
Chapter 4: New Crew
Page 126
Rico watches on from the table as Blue paces the front of her quarters. "You can, naturally, take all the research you need to plot your course to Earth and continue about your business."
"In turn, my crew and I will be funneled any new or interesting stellar charts that pop up among your team's discoveries. Aaand the names and infor...
2018-08-24 01:14:19 +0000 UTC
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Sam is either entirely negligent in her duty or the best Merc in town.
Either way, I'm sure we'll leave these two to have a magic-fueled binge through gambling towns, leaving a wake of magic and fly hunnies.
2018-08-23 00:57:13 +0000 UTC
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Attached is this week's Patron request at full size.
I'm planning on posting this month's illustrated this story this weekend, so there will be a separate post for the story and images at full size too.
Thanks!
2018-08-22 22:22:32 +0000 UTC
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