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Can Dogs Be Left or Right Handed?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypotheticals for ep.95!

Back to good ol' hypotheticals this week

Option A

If you were a farmer, and you learned the all animals were plotting against you, how would you gain their trust? Which animals would you appeal to first?

Option B

How would you react if you found out that you have a sibling you never met?

Option C

You're the chosen astronaut who has to find a habitable planet to live on. The entire mission is in your control...

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What should be the goal of humanity?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypotheticals / Philosophicals for ep.94

Thought I'd introduce some philosophy as well as theoretical stuff this time around, let's see what you think!

Option A

What should be the goal of humanity?

Option B

Where does your self-worth come from?

Option C

Does a person’s name influence the person they become?

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The Monster Inside Us!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypotheticals for ep.93!

Option A

You have been turned into a non-electric inanimate object by a witch’s spell. If you needed a hundred people to touch you to break the spell, what would you be?

Option B

You have gone missing and now your family and friends realize that you have joined a cult. What kind of cult is it?

Option C

What kind of monster would you want to be if you had to be one night a month?

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This is why we're terrible people

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypotheticals for ep.92!

Alright, you know the drill - time to pick!

Option A

Earth has been taken over by aliens, and humans have been put in zoos. How would you like your zoo enclosure to look?

Option B

Which major corporation would you choose to run if you were CEO for a year and what changes would you initiate?

Option C

Which experiment would you conduct if money and ethics weren’t a factor?

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That One Time We Were Warlords!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypotheticals for ep.91!

Ready to get the brain juices, juicing?

Option A

If one of your eyes was out of the socket but still fully functional, and it was facing your other eye, what would you see?

Option B

What If You Woke Up One Morning In Another Country Surrounded By People Who Spoke No English And With Only The Clothes You Slept In, What Would You Do?

Option C

What if you could be born again in any country? Which would you cho...

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Would YOU want a Cock Clocker?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypotheticals for ep.90!

Back to it! Let's GO GAMERS

Option A

If when you die, someone takes the VR headset off of your head and asks you how the virtual life was, what’s the first thing you say?

Option B

If you could pick a topic to have an in-depth documentary made, what topic would you pick?

Option C

If you could see an invisible measuring scale above everybody’s heads, what would you want that scale to show?

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What's the worst job you'd do for £100k?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypotheticals for ep.89!

Ding dong, early wake up call! We've got an earlier Hat Chat as we're practising for the Dednutz gig today!

Option A

What’s the worst job you would never want to do? Would you take this job if you’d get paid 100k/Week?

Option B

If you were required by law to get a full-body tattoo, what would you get tattooed and why?

Option C

If you could improve any aspect of yourself (i.e., intelligence, fitness, etc...

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What would we teach?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypotheticals for Ep.88!

Slightly earlier today because we're doing some GAMES with other Yogs after!

Option A

Every day, 12 new things arrive in your house, all of which begin with a letter you choose. Which letter would you pick?

Option B

What video game would you choose if you had to live for a year in the last one you played, and how would your life be different?

Option C

What would you teach if you had no choice but to teach?<...

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Would You Rather?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypotheticals for ep.87!

I'm going with WOULD YOU RATHER's this week, let's see how they go

Option A

Would you rather lose the ability to lie or believe everything you’re told?

Option B

Would you rather eat a stranger's toenails clippings once a week or have everything smell like rotten eggs?

Option C

Would you rather lose all of the money you've earned this year or lose all of the memories you've gained this year?

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Our Biggest Failures

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypothetical for ep.86!

Let's get 'thetical! These are kinda morbid/deep, soz

Option A

How long will you be remembered after you die?

Option B

Will religion ever become obsolete?

Option C

What do you attribute the biggest successes in your life to? How about your largest failures?

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The Classic Microwave Dilemma

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypothetical ep.85

Having a good week? Let's end it with APLOMB

Option A

You have a baby and a microwave. For every second you turn the microwave on with the baby in it, you get $1 million. How many seconds would you microwave the baby?

Option B

What would you do if the TV news wanted to interview you?

Option C

If you could have 1 hour of honest conversation with anyone, who would you choose to talk to, and what would you ask...

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Would you let an AI control you?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypothetical for ep.84!

OMG Another early one? holy crap, why do you hate Americans? I know, sorry.

Option A

Say you have a kid (lol) Would you have a free chip put in your child’s brain to provide all basic knowledge – math, language, and history facts, etc.?

Option B

What if you could not make your own decisions, but you had to choose someone else to make them for you? Who would you choose and why?

Option C

What if you coul...

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Why don't we use insulation foam in bed?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypothetical for ep.83!

It's slightly earlier again this week!

Option A

If Jurassic Park was real, would you visit the park?

Option B

If you were a character in any book, who would it be and why?

Option C

You have 24 hours to make yourself the “And finally…” story on tomorrow’s 6 o’clock news. What do you do?

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What's Your Ultimate Tag Team?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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Hypothetical for ep.82

It's EARLIER today, brains need some extra juice to get going. LETS GO


Option A

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found out you were six years old again?

Option B

What would you do if you found out you could talk to animals?

Option C

If you were a professional wrestler in the WWE, what would your name and identity be? 

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So you're being hunted by a killer snail...

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust to recording from home with different setups. We hope you can enjoy it all the same!

E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com

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HNY! 2022's 1st Hat Chat ep.81

Let's start off the year with something ... quirky

Option A

Would you take $10 million, but for the rest of your life there's a snail that's trying to get you. And you can't ever be touched by the snail, otherwise you'll die.

It's going for you at all times. But at the speed of a snail. So you could go to a different country and try to forget about it but eventually it would show up.

Think about it, if it started at work you could go home. You'd be saf...

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