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Q&A video coming— post your questions

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You won't believe this, but I'm playing a non-Bethesda game

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Thumbnails!

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Keyable Employment Stingers Added to Patreon Archive

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Fallout 3

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30FPS is inexcusable

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Outtakes from the TotK woodworking video

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PATREON CHECK-IN #019

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PATREON CHECK-IN #018

Austin's Question (answer in the comments):

What is your job?

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00:27 Start

4:18 Channel updates

13:11 My trip to the Bureau of Labor Statistics

19:04 Austin's Question: What did you accomplish this past month?

34:33 BLAST FROM THE PAST (Skyrim Unlimited Gold Glitch)

37:07 Listener Mai

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This one was pretty off the cuff, so I say "ummm" and pause a lot. I'll prep better next t...

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Next Patreon check in most likely recording tomorrow. Check in with your goals.

Alright folks you have less than a week before the next check-in, so go back and read your goals that you set and figure out what you need to do to get them done by then. talk to you soon.

Any Austin

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PATREON CHECK IN #017 ///// Tears of the Kingdom

Austin's Question (answer in the comments):

By the time the next Patreon check-in comes out, what's one thing you want to have accomplished?

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1:24 Channel updates

4:41 Games I’ve been playing (TotK, Assassin’s Creed 2007)

7:40 Discussing AI art and whether it’s cool or uncool

12:30 Are there any funny Youtube video essayists? (Like actually funny.)

16:59 Austin’s Question

21:43 Blast from the Pa...

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PATREON CHECK IN #016 ///// Tears of the Kingdom

Austin's Question (answer in the comments):  

Post a piece of information about something you know a lot about, that others may not know very much about. Don't dumb it down-- post it as though you're talking to someone else who knows a lot about this subject as well. The goal is to read a bunch of things next episode that are all true, but that we simply don't understand.

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  • 1:34 Channel updates (Talking about the un...

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PATREON CHECK IN #015 ///// Breath of the Wild

Austin's Question (answer in the comments):

Please tell me a story about a time you ate something you weren't supposed to. Funny stories only-- no nasty stories.

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Let's check in about your goals for 2023, and let's read and answer some of your listener mail. We'll also touch on reaching 100k, where we're at with the channel, and try to find some unremarkable and odd places in Breath of the Wild. View Post

Raising the price of making a video request until I catch up

Hi everyone,

I have to raise the price of requesting a video for the time being. The list is very long  and having people pay $10 at this point is sort of farcical because I'm so far behind. So until I start to cut down on that list I'm raising the price to a ridiculous $200/mo. Now only the bourgeoisie can control my destiny.

I promise once I cut down on the list I'll lower it again, and if I forget I fully expect there to be a revolt in the comments. If this makes you feel ...

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PATREON CHECK IN #014 ///// Twilight Princess HD

Austin's Question (answer in the comments):

It's 2023! What do you want to have done by the time the year is over? What do you hope to accomplish? What do you hope to be capable of?

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Thanks very much for your TWO MONTHS of patience. Today on the show, we will talk about THINGS OUTSIDE YOUR FRONT DOOR, a little bit about MY FIRST EVER USERNAMES ON THE INTERNET, a Breath of the Wild related "BLAST FROM T...

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PATREON CHECK IN #013 ///// Super Mario Galaxy (2007)

Austin's Question (answer in the comments):

Stand up and take a step out your front door. What's the most notable thing you see? Tell me in the comments, and feel free to elaborate, share where you live, and share what's notable about it.

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Thanks very much for your TWO MONTHS of patience. Today on the show, we will talk about YOUR MORNING CONSUMPTION HABITS, a little bit about GAMES I'VE RUINED FOR MYS...

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Did you know you can make your own episodes of Eggbusters?

Hi everyone. For a long time now I’ve been joking around and teasing people in the Discord about how I’d love to create assets (music, titles, etc) to let people use to make their own episodes of my now-defunct show “EGGBUSTERS”. Well I didn’t actually do that yet, but somebody made their own Eggbusters anyway. Here’s a link to it.


It’s called “EGGBUSTERS GX” (the GX stands for “complete fraud”) and it was made by one of you patrons.


Se...

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VIDEO: My favorite games of all time

This was an EGG CONTROLLER REQUEST from EGG CONTROLLER Kirkland Green, who told me that the people want to know more about me and my thoughts. I don't think this is going to fit in on the public channel at this moment, so it's a patreon exclusive video.


And yes, this does mean I'm finally at the point where I'm starting to knock out these EGG CONTROLLER requests. It depends on the specific request, but you should see them coming out regularly now.


Did we shar...

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PATREON CHECK-IN #012 ////// Pilotwings 64 (1996)

Austin's Question (answer in the comments):

What is the first thing you try to put in your body after waking up? Water? Some sort of drug? The expansive energy of yoga?

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Hello again. Today, we will talk about a lot of RUNWAY FACTS, a little bit about EMULATING VIDEO GAMES, a The Last of Us Part II-related BLAST FROM THE PAST, as well as answering your many LISTENER QUESTIONS. 

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PATREON CHECK-IN #011 ////// Half Life (1998)

Austin's Question (answer in the comments):

What is the GOAT sleeping position?

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Hello again. Today on the show I will discuss questions about the best years of our lives while looking for skyboxes in Half Life. Spoiler alert: Apparently there isn't a single skybox in this game.

Hello everyone. For your reference, this was filmed about a week ago, so if you are a more recent Patron ...

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Where to start? As a new subscriber.

New patreon supporter Robert S. posted this on my page recently:

"I am only very very faintly intimidated by the possibility of your decade-worth of accumulated fans making me feel like a kid who just got into Kate Bush because of Stranger Things 4."

Well, I feel like this is a question best-suited to one of you folks. If you've been here a while, where should someone like Mr. Robert S. start? Of course, if you got into it because of the ...

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PATREON CHECK-IN #010 ////// Halo: Combat Evolved

Austin's Question (answer in the comments):

What year of your schooling is the least memorable to you? Why do you think that is? 

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Topics on this episode: What games I've been playing, what I miss about living in Minnesota, and a long rant about why the science of early human history is a complete farce.

Hi everyone. Thanks so much to all our recent patrons. If you became a pat...

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PATREON CHECK-IN #009 ////// Wii Sports....... Club

Austin's Question (via Kevin Hilt)...

If NASA was putting another golden art-filled record into space, and you were in charge of adding one video game to it, what game would you choose and why? 

Answer down below in the comments and I'll read the best answers on the next Check-In.

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Hello everybody. On this episode of the check-in we'll be playing some Wii Sports Club. Sorry th...

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PATREON CHECK-IN #008 ////// Super Mario 64 DS + WiI U eShop

Hello everyone. Sorry for the slight delay but I think you’ll find this episode quite fun. No Austins Question this week!

post your listener questions, comments, and BLAST FROM THE PAST suggestions down below for the next episode! and thank you everyone for being a patron. Your support helps me out in so many ways.

austin

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PATREON CHECK-IN #007 - Ocarina of Time

Austin's Question (answer below): When you first meet a new person (especially one that you will be forced to get to know, like a new coworker), what is your go-to ice breaker? What do you ask about? What do you do?

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  • On this episode of the Patreon Check-In, join me for the beginning of Ocarina of Time featuring your answer's to last week's "AUSTIN'S QUESTION", a throwback to an iconic piss-re...

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Hitmanjo Kazooie //// PATREON CHECK-IN #006

AUSTIN'S QUESTION (answer in the comments): When was the time in your life you experienced either the coldest or hottest ambient temperature you've ever experienced? Where was it? What were you doing? How did you like it?

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A couple things:

1) Sorry for the delay, I was fighting with Cox again/hanging at home for the holidays. I got T Mobile 5G internet now which so far works well, but we all know our history with internet.

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A Hat in Time ///// PATREON CHECK-IN #005

Sorry it took a little longer than usual! I am working on more videos.

This week's AUSTIN'S QUESTION:

What is your favorite movie that is set during the holidays?


I am accepting any movie that has a single scene that is set during the holidays, or just has holiday vibes, but I am NOT accepting the movie "Elf" as an answer.

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"Remastered" \\\ Patreon Check-In #004 (GTA: San Andreas Definitive Edition)

Back again with another Patreon Check-In, episode 4. Today we're playing the remaster of GTA San Andreas, which generally speaking people say is a horrible mess. Alright, today's AUSTIN'S QUESTION for you to answer is as follows: What is your favorite time you broke the law?

Thank you so much for being a Patreon supporter. This channel cannot continue to exist without your support.

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The Most Beautiful Game in Puppetland ////////// Patreon Check-In #003 (Microsoft Flight Simulator)

Thank you so much for supporting me on Patreon! Please enjoy this amusing video, and please post your questions and comments down below for me to address in the next check-in. 


AUSTIN'S QUESTION: What is the appropriate level of "Stuf" in an Oreo? 

Please answer this question as well, for next time. 

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Austin vs. Craig in METROID DREAD ///////// Patreon Check-In #002 (Metroid Dread)

Today's question for you: What is your job and do you like it, and also what do you think the consequences would be if Jeff Bezos paid id to make an ultra-violent shooter where you kill the founders of ebay?

Thanks everyone.

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