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[F4M] It's Not Cheating If We Use Each Other

I really like this one - I hope you do too <3

[F4M] Welcome to Heaven

You died, and you're welcomed in your own heaven by your personal angel. She has naughty thoughts, just like you, and she wants to play.

[March Ramble] [F4M] The Shy Girl: Library Confession

 Hey I've been seeing you around the library and I think you are really cute... can you help me find this book?  ;)

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Hi guys here is March's ramble! I really like this one and I think I want to take shy girl other places but I just cant think of where! haha!

[F4M] “Come to me, my brave Paladin!”

 ....Your life, though quite brief, has left you with quite the number of scars… Scars you obtained because of your devotion for me…. I want to kiss each and every one of them….to make sure that no heroic deed of yours is forgotten…. 

Your Virgin Girlfriend, Keeps Her Virginity (Just Barely) But Takes Things Really Far

 Summary: Your girlfriend gets out of the shower in her bathrobe, sees you watching TV. You talk about sex and how she wants to save herself for marriage. She's sucked you off before, you've eaten her out, she's given you hand jobs etc. She reiterates that she's a virgin and never had anyone inside her pussy before. She doesn't want you to be sexually frustrated and thought of a way to take your relationship up a notch and still give you the sexual pleasure and intimacy ...

Your Kitten's Mouth Was Made to Beg and Suck

Kitten's been left alone by her Master for a full week without anything to satisfy her. And now that he's home, Kitten is going to do her best to be a good girl and give Master's cock the love it deserves. 

[F4M] A Hero's Bad End [Succubus] [Cowgirl] [Kissing] [Rape] [Humiliation] [Bad End] [Drained Dry] [Enslaved] [RPG World]

Oh, look at you. Even just calling you out like that is enough to turn you into a stuttering, blushing mess. You're blushing like an innocent maiden even after I've violated you so many delicious times already. 

[F4A] Lets Fuck Into The Fourth Wall [META] [Parody] [Erotic Audio Tropes] [Funny] [Literal Dialogue] [This is seriously ridiculious] [Anatomy Lessons] [Kissing Your 'Lliac Crest'] [Fakest Orgasm Ever]

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Horny Roommate Takes Care Of Your Morning Wood And Takes Your Virginity [Surprise BJ] [FDom] [Roommate] [Virgin] [First time] [Blowjob] [Riding] [You choose where to cum]

I couldn't resist. When I came here and saw your morning wood... I just had to sneak under your blanket and have my way with it, sorry. 

What Kind of Perverts Would Fuck in the Park? Not Us.

So this is the infamous bench? How many pretty girls did you have ride your cock on it? Too many to count, yeah I believe that. You got game, but not *that* much. 

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[F4M] I'm All Yours

Yes, I was flirting a little bit. So what? It's not like I was gonna do anything. Oh my god, look at your face. You're so mad at me right now. Gosh, you're so jealous. 

In regard to u/garden_slumber

Hi everyone

I'm sure you have all noticed that my Reddit account is gone. This has been very hard for me to deal with.  Honestly, I did want to throw in the towel and give up - it just seemed like a slap in the face to me.  But I do not want to stop giving you all the content I have promised you.  

I am going to continue my original posting schedule on Patron (Mondays at 8 am CST)

For those of you who are not on my discord serve I privately announced that I ha...

Horny Roommate Takes Care Of Your Morning Wood And Takes Your Virginity

Oh, hey roomie. What do you mean what am I doing, can't you see? I couldn't resist. When I came here and saw your morning wood... I just had to sneak under your blanket and have my way with it, sorry. I don't understand what's the problem? You don't like the way I'm sucking you? 

F4M - Door To Door Oral Service... For Charity

 Umm… Well sir my name is Jules and I'm a senior at Holy Prepuce Preparatory Academy. Yeah the one just down the road a little bit..I've been going around the neighborhood asking for donations for charities supporting testicular and prostrate awareness. It’s for my service project for school. Would you be interested in donating or in hearing about our *generous* donation rewards? 

[announcement] There will not be a sneak peak audio this week!

Hello, yeah, you did read that right. No, I'm not busy or don't have anything prepared. I am posting a collab and the girls I'm working with don't want the collab on patreon before it sees the light of day! Which is ok!

I hope you all understand! I released a ramble audio for the people of that tier to enjoy and I also have a big big library that you all can look back on and judge the heck out of me for how trash I was (still am lol!)

I hope you all are having a happy S...

[F4M] You've Never Masturbated Before!?! [JOI] [Tsundere] [Teaching] [Stripping] [Friends to Lovers] [Very Awkward]

Yeah, right! Telling me that you don't watch porn is one thing, but there's no way you've never masturbated. Everyone does it! Honestly, I'm surprised you're so shy about this stuff. Seriously, what's with you today 

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[F4M] Let's Go Slow [JOI] [Fdom] [Slow stroking] [Dirty Talk] [ASMR] [Gentle] [Sultry] [Listen To Everything I Say] [Good Boy]

 Synopsis: Here's what I want you to do today: when I say so, I want you to start stroking your hard cock slowly. You are not allowed to take your hand off your cock until it's over, and you're not allowed to cum until I say so. If you are able to hold on until the very end, I promise you the slowest, hardest, most satisfying orgasm you've ever had.. .

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Yeah, so patreon has still not gotten back to me - which is fine ig. So we wi...

[F4M] Why Aren’t You Obsessed With Me? [Yandere] [I Like You SO Much] [Titjob] [Blowjob] [Fingering] [Masturbation] [Delusional] [I NEED To Have Your Babies] [Creampie] [Impreg]

 Synopsis: You wake up tied to a bed with your ex-coworker sitting on you. Looks like you didn’t take her “subtle” hints that she was into you. Now she’s going to make certain that you understand. 

[F4M] Your Lucky Little Virgin Vampire Girl [Seduction] [Love Bites] [Sweet Little Suckles] Very Very Mild [Bloodplay] [Please Feed Me] [Shy] [Scared of Thunderstorms] [Comfort] [Offering My Virginity] [Kisses] [Sweet] [Size Difference]

Hi. I, um, I'm sorry, I know we don't know each other very well but, um, you remember me, right? shy I'm the girl at the coffee shop. I have the night shift and, um, every evening you come in and get a venti soy latte with caramel and um, you flirt with me and sometimes even give me a kiss on the cheek and, you seem really sweet, and so, I was walking home and I got caught in the rainstorm and I, um, didn't know where else to go, and now my hair is slick to my shoulders and this cloak I'v...