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Quick Survey for Dump Stat and the Patreon

2019 has been a great year for Dump Stat, and not only because it was our first full year producing content. We nailed down several series and have created a lot of stuff over this past year. 

We Deep Dived into the history of 25 monsters, people, spells, and classes in D&D.
We made 21 Tools Useful in 5e.
We explored 10 Planes of existence.
We began chartering an unexplored archipelago adventure.
We created 10 subclasses based on pop culture.
And so much more...

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Deep Dive Voting

What should our next Deep Dive be?

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Deep Dive - The Displacer Beast [Early Access]

Sadly, this isn't as early as we'd like to post these thanks to all the activity of the holidays, but we hope you enjoy it nonetheless. We look forward to a great 2020, and thank you to you, our supporters! We appreciate you. -Chris & Stephen


 The Displacer Beast is another one of those original Dungeons & Dragons monsters that might not be super specia...

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Torhana's Master Potion & Kaslin's Unbreakable Bottle

A one of a kind cursed magic item for just for you. - [Chris]


The Lore

The famed elven alchemist, Torhana Qilen attempted to create a master potion; the base liquid from which all other potions could be created. With this master potion, Torhana could easily create any potion she wanted in a matter of minutes. Such a potion would be a thing of legends and she set off to find a bottle that could hold such an important elixir.

Tasked with creating an unbreak...

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NPCs Don't Deserve d20s

I was going to go with a different title, like Certain NPCs Don't Deserve the chance to roll d20s Because Story Trumps Randomness and NPCs Shouldn't Be Any Good Against Monsters Unless the DM Thinks the NPC Should Get a Chance for Story Reasons... but that's a lot less punchy. On a side note, when I say NPCs, I mean the farmers, peasants and to a lesse...

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The Aid Spell

Let’s take a look at the Aid spell and why you should be using it.

Aid

2 abjuration 

  • Casting Time: 1 action
  • Range: 30 feet
  • Components: V S M (A tiny strip of white cloth)
  • Duration: 8 hours
  • Classes: Cleric, Paladin
  • Your spell bolsters your allies with toughness and resolve. Choose up to three creature...

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December Giveaways

Santa isn’t the only one delivering presents this month! 

As a “Thank You” to you our $5 tier patrons, each of you will be receiving a complete set of dice with carrying bag. Keep an eye out for an email from us so that we can get your mailing address and we’ll get them out to you as soon as possible.

Our monthly giveaway consists of...... 
Bardic Inspiration Tokens!
https://www.t...

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The Lightning Lance

With the public release of the Grell Deep Dive, we wanted to add a little something extra for of all of our patrons in conjunction with the flying brain with a beak. The lightning lance was a magical weapon often used by the Grell, and it varied by edition, sometimes delivering a little extra electrical damage to producing a jumping arc of lightning that very well could kill you. 

As with all of our homebrew, our $5 patrons will be able to find this in our Homebrew Horde in pdf for...

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December’s gifts and giveaways

Keep your eyes open for posts on our Patreon giveaways for the month of December. Who knows, even you Chaotic Evil kids could be getting a little something from that lvl 20 Bard everyone loves...Santa!

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Creating your character

Here is a bit of a tangent for you, enjoy the rambling. - Stephen

I've been thinking about characters and their character arcs, not least because I might be joining a game as a player, not a DM. Which is weird as when I was a player, I was very new to the game and didn't think much beyond what an action was, and why oh god do I keep getting stuck with fighter? 

See, my first character was a Champion Fighter at level 7 as a Mountain Dwarf. I picked this combo because ...

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Printer Friendly Weaver's Tools

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of the Weaver's Tools!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests in 24 hours and get it uploaded. 

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Psion v1.2 - Printer Friendly

Here is the Printer Friendly version of the latest Psion! This version features several new items:

New Races - Shardmind, Vermling
New Subclass - Mindthief
New Talents -  Expansion, Far Punch, Feather Footed, Shard Form, Suppression Field, Syphon Psionics, Vampiric Thoughts
New Monsters - Blue, Phthisic, Psionic Assassin, Psion-Killer

If you have something specific...

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Printer-Friendly Painter's Supplies

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of the Painter's Supplies!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests in 24 hours and get it uploaded.  

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How to properly build a scene

This is just a random bit of advice I decided to just throw up on Patreon instead of throwing it somewhere in the website. I hope you enjoy, it'll go public 2 weeks after this is posted... so you enjoy this semi-exclusive content!  - Stephen

Describing, or building, a scene for your players is where you create the immersion. There are several things involved, and there have been several great blogs that have detailed specific things over other things. Today, I'm going to t...

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Calligrapher's Supplies - Printer Friendly

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of the Calligrapher's Supplies!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests in 24 hours and get it uploaded.  

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Deep Dive - The Vampire [Early Access]

We can still count this as early access when we don't post it until 8 hours before we are going to post it to everyone right? Sorry guys on getting this out so late!


The last in our classic horror monster slash Halloween Series is the Vampire, arguably the most iconic of all the classic monsters. The Vampire has been the star of over 190 movies, and if you add in books and TV shows… well, we can’t be bothered to count that much. The Vampire has been woven into our cultu...

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October Giveaway

For all our fans during the month of October, we are going to be doing our next giveaway!
The Dwarven AleWorks is designed by Ecaroth and are great for filling out a tavern, a bar or anywhere else you have mysterious brewing equipment!
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2860901
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2860871<...

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Jeweler's Tools - Printer Friendly

Going forward, I am going to be uploading printer-friendly PDFs of our creations to our $1 and up patrons. This will be based off of demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like a printer-friendly (black text on white), please let us know! We will process all requests in 24 hours and get it uploaded. 

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the Jeweler's Tools - Printer Friendly document. 

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September Giveway - Scatter Terrain

 August Giveaway - Area of Effect
For all our fans during the month of September, we are going to be doing our next giveaway!
The Scatter Terrain is designed by Curufin and daandruff and are great for throwing onto a board and creating a more chaotic forest scene.
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August Giveaway - Area of Effect

For all our patrons during the month of August, we are going to be doing our next giveaway!

Area of Effects are designed by thelowrunner and great for showing the true size of a fireball!
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2808346 

We will 3D print and send to you:

1 - 30 ft line
1 -  20ft circle
1 -  40ft circle
1 -  15ft cube
1 -  15ft cone
1 - &nbs...

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Episode 2 - Mee's Grand Adventure: First Blood

The benevolent GM, Chris, takes Mee through the city of Radigast where we learn that wizards are mean and never to be trusted. Oh yea, Mee gets in his first lethal fight! Does Mee survive? Was Project: Kobold only destined to be a 2 part series!?

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Project: Kobold - Mee's Grand Adventure - Exploring Radigast!

It's finally happened! I, Stephen, am looking forward to Chris getting tired of Mee and killing me next episode!

Thanks to our wonderful patrons, we are starting a 1-on-1 Actual Play Podcast that will be on our Patreon feed for the $3 and up tier. We hope you enjoy!

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July Giveaway - Condition Indicators!

This is our first (of many more to come) giveaways! For all our patreons that are a part of us in July, we are going to do a giveaway to help you run your combats!

Condition Indicators designed by thelukec!  These have been seen on actual plays like Critical Role and are a great way to keep track of the chaos of battle!
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3157937

Stephen will 3D print a do...

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Project: Kobold - Information

We spend a few minutes going over the basic where of the campaign, as well as introducing Mee a little bit. We hope you are as excited for the next piece of audio as we are!

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Project: Kobold - Character Building

We may be up to something... as Stephen spends 30 minutes building a character with his amazing stats he rolled.

Apologies for the audio, working from home and no audio equipment

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Project: Kobold

Stephen rolls some stats. Used the 3d6 method because he hates himself. More info to come!

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Willow (1988) - Movie Talk Through

 This is a reupload from the No INT Here - The Podcast for completeness sake.  

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Dungeons & Dragons (2000) - Movie Talk Through

This is a reupload from the No INT Here - The Podcast for completeness sake. 

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Movie Reviews - Upcoming

Just so everyone is aware, we will be uploading the past two movie reviews (DnD with Jeremy Irons and Willow) to the patreon feed, and then adding in our newest movie review of Ladyhawke. This will all happen on the first of next month (Wednesday) our movie review after Ladyhawke is undetermined and we will be asking your opinions once we get closer to July 1st.

Hope everyone enjoys Ladyhawke, cause Stephen has opinions!

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Upcoming Deep Dives

For the month of May, we have already begun research on our topics, and taking some inspiration from Saltmarsh, they will have some nautical themes!

In the future (starting with the last Deep Dive in May) we will be asking you guys what you want to see.

My question for everyone is, what do you want to see for the May 30th Deep Dive?

Some options are:
Kraken
Aboleth
Tabaxi
Umber Hulks

None grab your interest? Let us know what you'd like to see!

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