Kelir

Patreon Exclusive Story - Some Trouble at School

'Oooooooooooooooh! OOOOOOOOooooooooooooh! Fuck me! Yeah, FUCK my slutty pussy with your big cock! Fuck me like a bitch! Oh yeah! Oh! Oh! OH!'

Everyone tried to avoid each other's eyes as they heard it. A few noticeably stiffled a laugh.

And it was fucking funny, too, thinking of our dour, pudgy, sanctimonious old geezer of a principal on... ahem... 'his' hands and knees in a dirty janitor's cupboard, squealing and begging, face twisted, hips bucking, ass thrust out high, taking it...

New Patreon Exclusive Video - 'CARDED'

Well, I'm finally back with a new video (Just between you and me, these things are CRAZY time consuming).

This started off as a quick little thing to try some things with fabric simulation, and ended up taking forever. I've shied away from fabric simulation whenever possible in the past, because I've remembered it being very weird and temperamental - well, turns out it still is!

I'm happy...

New Story

COLLATERAL DAMAGE.

By Wyrdey

Really, the problem isn't that people never think their wishes through... Well, I mean, yeah of course that's a problem. Kind of a big one. 

But, really, the much MUCH bigger problem is that people never really think the whole CONCEPT of wishes through.

Reality has to stay consistent, everything still kinda has to make sense and follow some sort of standard cause-and-effect pattern in the world after you've made your three d...

Happy (Relevant Season)!

So they'll be no charge this month - I've been working on both the video game stuff and a new video (I'm doing some interesting stuff with fabric simulation), but with Christmas stuff I haven't had the time to finish them yet.

Anyway, hope you had a good holiday season, and there'll be lots of interesting new stuff in the new year!

Another Patreon Exclusive Story

COCKSUCKER FINISHING SCHOOL 

By Wyrdey

Those snooty rich kids in their private prep school...

Remember how they've treated us? How they've stood there in their fag-tastic school blazers and looked down their noses at us?

"A private boy's boarding school" - seriously, can you even think of anything more gay?

I bet it's like a prison, drop something in the shower and they'll be all over you before you can even moan.

I...

More Game Stuff I'm Working On.

So this month I've been working on another game. I wanted to have a basic tech demo to show you by now, but things are still a bit too rough for even a "Walk Around And Look At Stuff" demo.

What I do have working is:

 - Full 3D graphics and animated characters running in browser

 - Save/Load functionality

 - A scripting system

 - 'Persona'/VN-esque dialogue trees

 - Controls for Desktop and Touchscreen

 - AI fo...

Another story (while I'm still working on stuff)

REALITY ESTATE

By Wyrdey

Setting yourself up against me when you have so much that I want is stupid, of course, but it's also so often fun.

Fun for me, that is.

His reaction when I appeared in his living room was about average. You get used to these things pretty soon.

The mixture of disbelief and anger. The instinctive violation of someone being suddenly and unexpectedly in your house temporarily overriding your fear a...

Patreon Exclusive Story

IN PRINCIPAL

by Wyrdey 

The door opened and in she came.

She still managed to seem innocent, that was what I loved about her.

"You wanted to see me, Mr Strong?" She said. She looked up at me with her big pretty bimbo eyes, her fingers with their long pink painted nails toying nervously with one of her full, waist-length pigtails.

"Just have a seat please, Missy" I answered.

She bit at her fat pink glossed lip as she walked towards...

Reality Rampage 4 - Pretty as a Picture

Well, I managed to get this one finished before the end of the month, so go me!

I made this mostly as an experiment with a new, more realistic rendering style. An experiment that I think turned out pretty well.

It's up now at:

https://www.kelir3d.com/prettyasapicturePE.html 

...as well...

Quick Test Renders From Upcoming Video

Just thought I'd post a few test stills from the upcoming video, which I am provisionally calling "Pretty as a Picture". 

I'm trying some new rendering tricks here for more realistic skin, I always hope to creep closer to hyper-realism. The early tests I've done look pretty good.

...Anyway, I may be back with an initial test animation soon.

Oh, and I asked Patreon about changing my billing to 'Monthly', since a lot of people seem to prefer that, but apparentl...

Something New I'm Trying - A Story

Hello again, I plan on posting some preview shots of my next video soon, but in the meantime, here's something new that I'm trying out.

(Just to say it again, while I haven't changed to Monthly from Per Creation billing yet, I'll never charge for more than one post per month. So this extra stuff isn't coming at any extra cost 🙂)

...So, as some of you may be aware, years and years ago I used to write stories under the name 'Wyrdey'.

I eventually spectacularly bu...

Changes Coming! (Hopefully all for the better)

Hello!

I've been planning some changes around here for a while, namely:

 - Posting a lot more updates and WIP stuff

- Posting more and different types of content (more on that soon...)

 - I'm considering changing from a 'Per Creation' (but capped at one-per-month) billing cycle to just a 'Per Month' thing. The 'Per Creation' thing was supposed to reassure people that they wouldn't be paying me to just sit on my ass, but I think it's kind of confusing in how i...

Request #3 - Bullies to Bunnygirls (...And Catgirls too..)

Well, dammit - I suddenly got very busy and thus didn't get to make as many of these as I wanted.

I suppose three requests isn't the worst, but if I do this again I'll hopefully do more next time.

I was trying to go for a kind of 'Sailor Moon' look with the transformation here, I'm not sure if it comes across though.

...Anyway, thank you as always, and I'll be back soon to talk about what I hope to be doing next!

Request #2 - Surprise EGirl!

Sorry, I got sidetracked for a day or two so this took longer than intended.

I combined a few ideas here and had to simplify them a bit.

Keep the ideas coming!

Request #1 - Mugging with Inflation Gun

First request is up! Based on an idea from a PM.

Starting the next one now, keep the ideas coming!

A Month of Patron Requests!

I want to start doing a new thing where, every few months, I spend a few weeks seeing how many short animations I can make based on people's suggestions.

I've been making very cut-down GIF versions of my videos for DeviantArt (...and you can see them on my new website too... In case you missed that post from yesterday...) 

Making full video...

Site up, VR a terrible failure

...And as threatened, I'm back again.

1). - The new website should be up now at www.kelir3d.com (though it might possibly take a day or two to appear for a few of you).

Have a look and tell me what's horribly broken. I might even fix it!

2). - I've been experimenting with Google Cardboard-type VR... unsuccessfully for now.

The possibilities are immense for all sorts of weirdness!... But unfortuna...

Hello! Just a quick update

I've been finishing off the website, which should go live very soon.

Going forward, I'll be using that to keep everything together and help distribute different types of content.

On the topic of which, I've also been experimenting with some new video game stuff, and have been desperately trying to avoid my tendencies towards overambitiousness (...Like that time I spent months trying to get AI-generated TF stories working... I mean, I still WOULD kind of like to go back give that a...

Reality Rampage 3 - Cheer Them Up!

...And I'm back! 

I was going to post this a week or so ago, but I very scarily got briefly locked out of my account (boy, things freak out these days when you travel or change your browser!)

Videos are linked below.

(EDIT: and should now be up at https://slushe.c...

Reality Rampage 2 - Principal Bimbo

...Aaaaand I'm back with a Part 2!

It's attached as a video file, or up at Slushe here:

(EDIT - Some people said that the sound wasn't working, try downloading the ALT version and see if that helps)

https://slushe.com/video/reality-rampage-2-principal-bimbo-119...

Reality Rampage (1) - Best Served Slutty

The weird quiet kid has found a magical reality-altering book. 

This won't end well.

I'M BACK! 

...With an upgraded computer, a better renderer, and the start of a new series.

I've always loved those very basic 'Jerk Finds Magic Thing, Goes Nuts' stories, and I'm planning on producing a video a month in this series for the foreseeable fut...

I'M BACK!

Thank you yet again for hanging around despite my somewhat irregular posting schedule! (Though it may be becoming more regular in the near future... Maybe)

Here's an experiment in Gif animation, featuring a pretty definite improvement in an office meeting. Let me know what you think.

I've been upgrading my renderer, and more new and exciting things should be coming up in the near future.

Cursed Carwash

Well, I'm back at last! 

Here is my latest and long-delayed video. I'll try to not go this long without posting again, and I would like to thank each and every one of you who stuck around.

The video is linked below via Slushe, or attached for download. This is a bit of a change-up from my 'A Stranger Arrives' series (I'm mainly just creating based on random sexy thoughts that pop into my head anyway...)

2021-12-09 15:21:29 +0000 UTC View Post

On The Perils of Over-Ambitious-osity... AND I'VE LEARNED NOTHING!!!

Sorry for the lengthy bout of radio silence.

I always kind of intended this to be something that I could work on when I wasn't crazy busy with other things... so in that sense I guess it's working as intended?

However, in this case, I actually have been working on a lot of related stuff in the meantime:

 - I have finished writing a full HTML5 3D game engine that can run smoothly in-browser, and I'm planning exactly what I want to do with it first.

 ...

New Videooooooo!

...And we're back in Video-video land after last month's excursion into video-game territory!

I'm currently changing-up my animation tools in a way that I hope will make things faster to produce and more realistic than ever.

I've got a lot of experiments I'd like to try and I'd like to thank you for your help!

The video can be viewe...

VIDEO GAMEZZZZZ! - (in which I release a retro point'n'click)

I was originally going to release this last month, but went down the rabbit hole of obsessive bug-hunting.

(Who knew that video games are hard?)

Title: BIMBO CHEERLEADER SORORITY BIKINI BABES BUST OUT!: THE BUSTING OUT OF THE BIMBO CHEERLEADER SORORITY BIKINI BABES, PART III - THE SWORD OF EVERAFTERIA (PART IV) 

Synopsis: After being struck by lightning wh...

Alternate Take (AKA 'Boooooiiiiinnnggg!')

Here's a gif of a slightly different version of a key moment from 'Househunting'.

If nothing else, let's all appreciate those softbody physics (hampered as they are by invisible clothes and a bit of necessary fudging for the 'true' version of the shot)

...My next piece of content should be appearing very, very soon indeed...

Be back very soon,

Kelir

Greetings!

Hello, and thank you for coming along with me on this voyage to greater photorealism and weirdness!

More and new types of content should be appearing very soon.

...In the meantime, I've attached the high resolution version of 'Househunting' below.

Ciao For Now!