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[UNLOCKED] WFYM 267 - Blue Pillar of Hair (with Hesse Deni)

Sorry we all died but here is a PREMIUM episode free of charge and we minus whale put it on this RSS too

Hesse joined us to talk about God cursing Homer's Wife and Noah's fat son Ham and Scooter's Gospel and the Holes sequel sans lizards and Anita Passmore the woman who inspired the trolley problem and whether sumo wrestling is porn and how it would be cool to have a time machine so you could fail to stop historical injustices because you slept in

Patreon Requests January 2025: Pain Freak Beef Tacos

I hired a chef for Brandon Wardell's birthday party

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WFYM 285 - Holy Batter

Put on that Clown Getting Chased by a Bigger Clown With a Fire on a Stick music so I can jumprope over the Man Some Dicks I See Line to Pandora's Box. I ordered Cumza for my uncle Robbie and the driver replaced it with a gun and my life is a tragic porno. Wain Man and Wadio ruined the NFL. RIP Bill Engvall and Dave Attell but Ron White was better

🎼Cocteau Twins - Pandora (for Cindy)

WFYM 284 - Huaweifair

We read the AI generated version of The Great Gatsby with Gen Z slang so you don't have to. Actually we didn't read it either because we also don't have to. Plus we read the LOLcat Bible and it made us Christian because we are as impressionable as the Oomfie Loomfies. I need a low hyphen to stand on so I can point at it and say I Stand On That like E-40. Bill and Hillary Clinton were in Fleetwood Mac in the 90s and they tried to import a Chinese Rizzler inside a file cabinet

WFYM 283 - Bullfrog Surgery

My son is in China now because he sent me a TikTok by an account named Ron Jeremy Bullfrog Tunnels. We had to send him across the Jim From The Office Ocean. Andy Dick gave Bob Hope a speedball and then tickled him until he made good on the prunes and came in threes like a trilogy. Christmas Dubstep is coming back in 2025

🎼Ohio Players - Skin Tight

WFYM 282 - Zup

What's Zup? It's unvaxxed spermwater and it looks like sea monkeys. We made some plans to move the dumbest Americans to abandoned Norse colonies in Greenland so they can practice walrus arts and there will be a Super Bucee's there. Unfortunately everyone will have to pay their bills with checks or barrels of pennies. Some blowhard jackass covered me in adult oil he got from a mail order catalog and I think it was either Chicken or The Jamester

WFYM 281 - Cold Hard Burger (with Hesse Deni)

Hesse joined us again to cover the topics of the Saint of Aunts and scumbags and how sometimes dads are a Cold Hard Bitch you need to kiss on the lips and the Outlaw Meal at BK and putting Jimmies on your Piggy Hat and Ground Bud and using your worst friend as a grill tester and needing the trash when you burp and space fifis

WFYM 280 - Throatbush

We recorded this one last year so it might be outdated LOL. There is a plan to make the Finger Lakes do The Shocker by filling in one of the lakes halfway and then we build a bridge to Hawaii but tell everyone it goes to Japan and there will be no H1B visas given out to laborers because someone used them to buy a 7" of the Horst-Wessel-Lied to play backwards. They are building a huge city in Nunavut as well and that one gives visas through Canadian Express. Do not go Loco Gordo Gringo mode at...

WFYM 279 - Taxi Rider (with Charlie StyledApe)

Charlie (@StyledApe) from the Most Controversial podcast joined us to talk some more about animals with a bone in their penis and how multiple countries in Europe have a problem with their politicians eating poop and I had to get a Kiss SS to cover up my tattoo of A Really Really Fast Spaceship

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/most-controversial/id1582911132

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WFYM 278 - Baculum Auction

Merchants and inns are paying bottom dollar for loot from the woods because everyone in Texas already has a Texas Toothpick and demand is effectively zero. Skins and pelts are out when we have shirts. George Washington had a baculum (before women complained) and a prehensile tail and he would use it to whip his zesty white slaves like a crocodile on their birthday

WFYM 277 - Dog Sabra

Hey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? Well I'm not allowed to at my other friend's house anymore because he hates Israel and my dung looks so much like Sabra hummus that it violates BDS. Lizzo dropped a Zyn in a Stradivarius she borrowed from a museum. Jimmy Carter is a shell for a hermit crab. His mouth is like a hollowed out former McDonald's because if you get too close and try to ...

WFYM 276 - Big Blooded

I got in trouble for putting my grandpa in the gas tank of a Ferrari during a test drive and they made me take out a PPP loan to pay for it plus I had to use the mold I made of my uncle's mouth with Chex Mix bits sticking out to siphon out the contaminated gas because it would be weird to do it to his real mouth. If an exterminator rings your doorbell without texting first do not open the door because he will try to fling bug seeds and roly polies over your shoulder

Patreon Requests December 2024: Train Quest

A man with a boy hat made condoms for your butt and they explode

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WFYM 275 - Nullo Stud Lemurs (with Max Palma)

Palma joined us to discuss nullo studs and Jelly Roll's oxidized penny DEI cock and what Our Lady of Guadalupe gets at the drive thru and how Katy Perry got married to k. d. lang when her name was Kate Eat Pussy and both their names were k. d. lang and Red Scare was named Lemonjello and Oranjello and they fed hay to a nullo stud rapper no diddy

WFYM 274 - Grilled Milk

It sucks like an AutoBlow when your crody acts like a yeoman without a side blicky who does raceplay with the devil and you have to give him Phillips Head until he braps through his backfly to realistic angels

WFYM 273 - Pupperwoods

What if Mario was in prison with Haliey Tuah and he became a furry with the tanooki suit for AB protection and he got microchipped by skinheads and then Goofy used a giant key to get him out and then you saw Big Bird and Barney slapboxing and Titus the Grinch was whipping sharps at them and licking peanut butter off a red red rocket

WFYM 272 - Busbugs

I was about to bring my bustball of nut to the sperm bank and my half pitbull chihuahua ran over and ate it all because he has dyslexia and thought it was a buzzball so I brought him to the horse doctor that does animal MAID but he said it was a civil offense so he can only go to ad hoc ant and rat jail. They want to make us into elephants and put a chinese finger trap over our nose

WFYM 271 - Eight Crazy Legs

The doctors in Canada tried to euthanize me with a bite from a huge spider because I had a personal raincloud from the vibecession and when the worms came out to die it smelled like Shark Tale smellovision

WFYM 270 - Seacraft Airrier

A blump is an underwater blimp the shape and size of a whale and it carries underwater submarines inside your waterbed. And its genitalia are a reverse Minion. Toenail thanksgiving for life no socks no masters

WFYM 269 - Mr. Words

They are making an underground Subway Couche-Tard in Canada and I was going to bring a barrel of money over Niagara Falls backwards using the waterfall trick but the mounties confiscated it like Youinque so I live in Singapore now as the voice actor for Sylvester the Cat and I live in the Kowloon Walled City amusement park on Noah's Ark in the dockyard. We discussed spitting and pirating a Christmas tree and shirts and skins frat parties

WFYM 268 - Homemade Cousins

You never see blimps anymore because people keep making hindenburg holes to make it a badyear. Saw Homer today but he escaped and his skin was crayon yellow but they call my white son Peach but my son is my new old cousin. A new old cousin is the single blade of grass who represents persistence. Even the oldest coaches can produce a kidney stone zygote even if they got bit by a bird or stained by an aerial lineman load

Patreon Requests November 2024: Little Cooter Goin' On There

Thank you for all the videos everyone! mwah mwah mwah!

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WFYM 267 - Blue Pillar of Hair (with Hesse Deni)

Hesse joined us to talk about God cursing Homer's Wife and Noah's fat son Ham and Scooter's Gospel and the Holes sequel sans lizards and Anita Passmore the woman who inspired the trolley problem and whether sumo wrestling is porn and how it would be cool to have a time machine so you could fail to stop historical injustices because you slept in

WFYM 266 - Durban Antidote

Pookie is a Crumblr Hutt and a Jawa hanged himself from a tree on Talk Tuah because he saw Cum Poop Panda on an airplane to Lesotho the Denver of Africa while trying to eat the airplane because of Mother's Trick. I found KoRn in the poop that Jabba left on the Nephilim while they were deflowering the Sarlacc pits and posted it on /r/whatdidieatlastnight and Turdlr and if I was in Baby's Day Out I would meet up with Russell and Bob No Arms Or Legs Bank Robbers to Good Time and Conor Clapton my...

WFYM 265 - Two Rizzlers

Mr. Vance have you considered that your life is a movie? And you are the Anakin of it, the big headed boy? And you got all A's in school because your youngling roommates killed themselves? We talked about the sperm bank again as well as the election and having a man with God inside of him save your life as the nude lifeguard at the nude beach who is also a DoorDash driver

WFYM 264 - Shirtopia

Do not let your pets poop tribute the Sports Illustrateds on the floor with their Jackson Pollock because that is for humans only. It would be awesome to be shrunk down so you can have Justin Trudeau do the gerbil trick with you instead of having him shrunk into a pen holder you can penetrate with a pen to penalize him or printing his face on toilet paper and making the toilet paper into a fifi with a glove so you sort of have 1000 Justin Trudeaus spiraling around your prison prick

WFYM 263 - Moach

God was trying to hide Mel Gibson like the Minions. Accidental Racist 2 coming 2025 by Forgiato Blow and Little Pimp. Champagne pairs nicely with a fast food french fry appetizer. Neighbors love your leaves and I am looking to buy much

WFYM 262 - Lagos Sperm Palace

We need to MEGA (Make Everything Good Again). Easy to rob sperm banks, the return of the Hamburglar, the return of the Spermburglar, Anal Clooney has PS1 graphics, Patrick Star Bateman, groceries sold at the sperm bank, sperm sold at McDonald's, all of that needs to come back

WFYM 261 - Pee Bank

I am thinking about taking a gap year until Christmas when I can get a new PS5 and a Pink Floyd women's butts tattoo on my butt to look at through two mirrors at the sperm bank where I hand them an Arnold Palmer I made with a Brisk pink lemonade and McDonald's breakfast and some magazines and a lot of effort

WFYM 260 - Polish Roulette

CD six shooter in the trunk of my car

One through five are blank CD-Rs

Six is the brown note that can make me shart

Evergreen Terrace like im Homer Bart