Archived Friday VODS: April 2024
04/05/24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0vdigewDN4
04/12/24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo7zq8Dy2kI
04/19/24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiagfU51X6Q
04/26/24 2024-04-30 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
04/05/24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0vdigewDN4
04/12/24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo7zq8Dy2kI
04/19/24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiagfU51X6Q
04/26/24 2024-04-30 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
We spilled some tea about someone spilling some pee on a couch in 2012 and before that we talked about the Long Island Medium and airplane pukers and JVN losing dogs and Maye Musk and Bill Gates robbing a train and how it would be cool to get paid to watch Louis CK masturbate all day so he leaves women alone
2024-04-29 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post04/07/24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psgTsZcMzCM
04/14/24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=san3eRfHU5I
04/21/24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOU-acBAwZc
04/28/24 2024-04-27 22:11:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine a hole in your hand where you can hold a cigarette... and then imagine scalping deactivated hotel keycards, and Eve Barlow fighting off a bailiff so she can eat Amber Heard's pussy while she testifies against Bedward Scissorlegs... plus we talked about the bullcrap thieving crisis
2024-04-25 05:46:30 +0000 UTC View PostWe invented a game called Cop Simulator where you look at your phone and scroll through instagram and Kotaku couldnt decide if it was woke or not
Song: Allman Brothers Band - In Memory of Elizabeth Reed
2024-04-22 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostFor when they get autodeleted off twitch
03/03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbQ9QJEw1dc
03/10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY2J4KA1VyM
03/17 https://www...
2024-04-19 18:38:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Topics discussed include wiping boogers on the Western Wall, making a glory hole in the Western Wall, IMVU, the Red Hot Chili Peppers predicting the future, MoDo, being a Ricky Martin is straight truther, who is the millennial Cheech and Chong
Song: David Bowie - Weeping Wall
2024-04-18 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWe learned a lot about the anatomy of dolphins and how selective breeding works and blew the lid off Boeing assassinating a whistleblower by tricking him into having a horse fetish
2024-04-15 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
0:00 Rod Blagojevich with more crimes
9:47 White man in cage
11:05 Reporter drops mic in tuba
12:30 Low budget Brokencyde
15:20 CSPAN pranks
24:20 McDonalds voicemail/Road Rash
27:35 Guy with no arms who cooks good
32:35 French onion soup
36:40 Disgusting mussel tricks fish
40:30 Old Thomas
43:34 Pop culture tree
45:30 Master Chief violates BDS
46:29 Sxephil on racial issues
47:30 Teens rob girl scouts
52:02 R...
2024-04-12 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI hate how gendered Manwich is but I also hate how they named a comet after some broad... sorry for talking about the eclipse but it was only for a minute
Live show tickets: https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-expo
2024-04-11 04:50:15 +0000 UTC View PostWe talked about doing the goatwave and how it would be cool to do the blowjob motion and the pussy eating V if you were an ex president at the inauguration and they put you on the inauguration Jumbotron that they have and how the guy in the drop seat in the UPS truck is your truck wife
2024-04-08 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWe decided that you should test your weather balloon on a cat before telling the coward Falcon to get in it and we talked about the 2003 East Coast blackout and spraying your sperm to Bruce Almighty and trending sandwiches
Song: Martin Noakes - 9/11 Building 7
Live show tickets: https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-expo
2024-04-05 07:16:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Folks! We are going to be performing live for the first time ever as a part of the fifth annual Toy Pizza Expo in Beacon, New York!
If you'd like to pick up tickets you can get them now by clicking on this link: https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-expo
Hope to see you there xoxo :P
We poured out a Stars 'n' Stripes for a fallen hero and talked about Rabbi Schmuley giving a boy a lap dance and high school sports teams called the Midgets and Norwegian incels and low views making people want to give up and the dirty Christmas song
2024-04-01 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWe celebrated Purim by eating a weird bumpy lemon and talked about the weekly sports gambling scandal, wearing a mask to a party for the sole purpose of calling out a COVID scold for not wearing a mask, poop measuring contests, using a roller brush to paint diarrhea on the walls of a psych ward, dumb takes on the Key Bridge collapse and Rabbi Schmuley wearing a Fiveish costume
2024-03-28 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWe caught up with the Middleton family and reviewed the AI art prints Jack Scalfani is trying to sell on Etsy and decided that cloth diapers are too much trouble and paraphrased the recent life updates of the Toronto Rotfiend
2024-03-25 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-03-22 00:53:26 +0000 UTC View PostWe talked Fake Drake and Fake Jon Taffer and Bruno Mars gambling and the Pee Pee Man, which is God, helmets, tricking your friend into thinking he murdered you, calling shotgun when picking up your friend from prison, jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge to be with Bob Saget
2024-03-21 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWe talked about putting a wheelchair on a buffalo and Strom Thurmond's reddit account and GamerGate 2 being boring and getting shocked by 120 volts and radio contests where you hold your shit and piss for a game console and teachers who get bullied and James Somerton
2024-03-18 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWe talked Kate Middleton conspiracy theories and rap name generators and tarmac scammers and kangaroos in Alberta and low IQ homesteaders having a HUD that leads them to gas stations
2024-03-14 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostMiscreants are installing iOS emulators on their Androids to get the blue bubble and trick girls... and trying to pay for drinks with gasoline
2024-03-11 06:51:55 +0000 UTC View PostI found corn in my blood and gold in my baby teeth and blanket on my baby
2024-03-07 14:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostMario defintely goes WAHOO when the fire flower comes out of his but lol
2024-03-05 06:41:33 +0000 UTC View PostWe thought about ways to make the Shane Gillis monologue more offensive, buying a house with land mines in the yard, emptying septic tanks with your mouth, McNugget challenges, and the Ultima Stepmom Final Fantasy
2024-03-01 04:23:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would you do with a real life Ditto? Could your horny ass be alone in a room with real life Ditto? Could your horny ass be alone in a room with Jack Scalfani when he had the Zumiez?
2024-02-27 04:27:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt would suck to be gored... but we put our faith in the Lord... and thats on vlog
2024-02-23 06:37:30 +0000 UTC View Post
on this one we learned that Donald Trump is actually an English footballer/Josh Homme as well, Jack tries to scrub the beige off of his beige kitchen tiles, and we investigate if the New York Giants and San Francisco ever have dinner together a couple of times.
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This one is about millennials falling for phone scammers and 6th graders thinking Stanley cups are uncool and Joe Budden cutting a new hole into somebody and fucking a Big Mouth Billy Bass, a football, a foot, a punching bag, Gucci Goombah, fucking a football with a dildo,
2024-02-19 14:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWe talked about SweatCoin the coin the pays you for sweating and the threat of AI to voice actors and all the good and bad ways to spell FORD and DODGE and MASERATI
2024-02-16 04:29:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe Nephilim used to do the gerbil trick with capybaras and there are new mosquitoes that are improved
2024-02-13 02:58:42 +0000 UTC View Post