Oh, Mai Shiranui. Probably my first videogame crush. I mean, have you seen her sprite in King of Fighters 98? It had a lot of... weight to it. It's a shame I must write you doing such horrible things (it's not a shame, it's great, please keep asking me to do it, I love fighting game girls)
2018-11-15 11:25:55 +0000 UTC View PostEver since I launched this patreon, I've been gettings asks/messages/emails asking if I'm ever going to add more slots to the Enthusiast tier, to which I replied "Most likely not". I wouldn't like to spread myself too thin and free time to work on personal projects and commissions is always nice. The requests for it didn't stop, though, and since's I'm a broke third world writer, I decided to give a new tier a shot.
The VIP tier is an upgrade to the Enthusiast, with the added ...
2018-11-14 09:51:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I would rather have roadkill for dinner than play League of Legends ever again but goddamn, those K/DA skins are hot. I originally wanted to write something for K/DA Evelynn but couldn't find any good fanart, so Akali it is.
2018-11-14 09:00:48 +0000 UTC View Post
First caption reward of the month, a sweaty cap for Fetch then Brainstorm. Full quality PNG available in the attachments.
2018-11-13 11:14:08 +0000 UTC View PostI don't have a fixed schedule for polls yet but I have a few ideas for Overwatch captions in mind, so I'll let this run while I work on monthly rewards. I'm putting a few tags at the end of each description just to clear up what's the content of each caption. Reminder that you can also vote for more than one option!
Without further ado, here are the options:
1. At a pool party, Mercy's young lov...
2018-11-12 18:52:34 +0000 UTC View Post
While looking for good Overwatch pics for the next Patreon post, I kept thinking about how much good OW smut is animated on SFM/Blender and how I couldn’t really caption that. Or could I?
The idea appeared in my head and after a few dozen rendering errors in Vegas in a night I couldn’t sleep, this popped out. The writing is really basic, but I just wanted to see if it worked.
Do you guys have any interest in this sort of content? To be perfectly honest, I'll end up making some of ...
2018-11-11 16:08:39 +0000 UTC View Post
A throwback to my first post on patreon where a commissioner wanted me to caption some pics that weren't done yet. They are finished now so they're getting an official release. As always, full quality PNGs are attached.
2018-11-11 12:33:36 +0000 UTC View Post
We have a Discord server now! Come chat with me and other patrons, I swear I can hold a conversation like a normal human being. If your Discord account is integrated with your Patreon account, you should have been added to the server automatically. If not, add me (F;9745) and we'll try to figure out what went wrong.
2018-11-11 01:40:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting started on this month's commission rewards with some sweaty action. I wrote a lot of that during Kinktober but I guess it's a crowd favorite, so I don't mind doing more of it.
2018-11-10 22:59:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, here's the first result of this patreon's polls, some delicious Warrior on Healer futadom! I hope you guys like it! I'm not sure if the uploaded pics retain their full quality, so I'm also uploading it as an attachment just in case. Thank you very much for your patronage and votes!
(Also, does anyone here like Overwatch? I haven't played the game in ages, but I kinda want to write about it... Maybe as a theme for the next poll?)
2018-11-10 18:28:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I wish I could have delivered this a bit earlier, but I had a few issues with finishing Kinktober, so here's a preview of what you guys picked in last week's poll!
2018-11-09 15:21:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello! As mentioned on a previous tumblr post, Tumblr now automatically scales down images down and doesn't make the raw files available for users anymore. While my captions are made to be at a resolution that's perfectly readable on the website, some of my patrons wanted full quality PNG releases. Since linking outside of Tumblr removes posts from their searches, it's not viable to me to link to a file host with every post, so I'm posting them here at Patreon.
This post is just a public previ...
2018-11-09 13:29:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I made a post asking if there was any interest in full quality, PNG releases of captions posted on tumblr and the responses were positive, so here's a treat for you guys: all my Kinktober captions in blistering high quality, all 31 of them. Have fun!
2018-11-09 05:47:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! First of all, I wanna thank everyone for supporting this patreon, it means a lot to me, really. Welcome to November's raffle! Please comment on this post with your idea and picture. The deadline is two weeks from now, November 19. One idea will be randomly picked from this pool. You may change your request at any time, but make sure to edit or delete your old one.
2018-11-05 18:36:42 +0000 UTC View PostI recently discovered Tumblr doesn't let users download images in full quality anymore. I could host the captions on something like mixtape.moe, but Tumblr also removes from their search any posts that link outside of their website, so it's not a perfect solution either. The images on Tumblr are on full resolution to make sure everything is readable, but they lose a bit of color and quality.
Would anyone be interested in captions in their full quality here as a $1 or $2 reward? It's not ...
I posted a preview for Kinktober's trap pic here on patreon a while ago but, while I was writing it, I decided to put an incest-but-not-really-incest spin to it and moved it to another day on the challenge. Someone ended up buying that day's slot, so I'm stuck with this half-finished caption.
It's around 70% done so I'll save it for November, but here's a quick preview for my beloved patrons.
2018-10-11 23:20:42 +0000 UTC View Post
I know I'm supposed to work on a single caption per day, but I had the first line of this one stuck in my head so I decided to write it down before I forget lol
2018-10-04 22:03:45 +0000 UTC View Post
This is probably going to be a pretty dry month here on Patreon because I'm working on kinktober, sorry. I was browsing my catalog of pics for Friday's kinktober entry and found a caption I never finished (commissioner lost interest in the project) that might work for challenge. It's not cheating, right...?
2018-10-03 22:24:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I realized I wasn't going to be home for the first day of October so I decided to cheat just a little bit and get this done before I'm away for the weekend. Don't tell anyone!
2018-09-27 06:13:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Finished this one today but I'm not posting it on Tumblr for now, I'm trying to space my posts a bit so there's no content drought. No harm in sharing it earlier here, though.
2018-09-17 20:39:29 +0000 UTC View PostThe music was punctuated by a metallic sound. A golden coin was flung into the air with a flick of the thumb. Buried in one of the leather chairs, the black-haired man distracted himself, repeating the motion.
The sound rang again, but there was no snatch of the hand to catch the coin. It had stopped at the zenith of its arc, frozen until it graciously floated into the hand of the blond sitting next to him.
She gla... 2018-09-15 19:34:14 +0000 UTC View Post