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She'll make you see stars (Preview)

If Genshin was even 20% percent like its fanart I would be playing that stuff 24/7

Smash Girl Smashed (art by blargsnarf)

When is the MCU going to introduce something like this to spice up their storylines? 

Boruto: MILF Generations (Animation by d-art)

Extreme genius move from Kishimoto to turn the entire female cast of Naruto into MILFs, excellent writing tbh (the video version with better quality and sound is in the attachments)

(I also did the sound on this one please congratulate me) 

Pausing for April

As you could probably deduce by the lack of content, I'm not doing great.

I'm not gonna go into detail about every health problem currently affecting me to avoid making this post look like an obituary, but working a regular job while dealing with all of those issues has drained me completely, I can't really think of a single day this month I didn't get home and immediately pretty much pass out on the couch on in bed. (I only have 16 hours in my Elden Ring save file. Not even Elden Ring ...

March's 1st Poll

Business with Ningguang (art by Damao Yu)

Maybe I should consider trying Genshin out 

February's 2nd Poll!

Milf Business (art by sunnysundown)

Note to self: wait to make sure your post was uploaded before closing the tab

Did you know?

This is not a new Scrivener feature (the black background is, though, and my eyes and thankful) but you can have multiple columns at once. It's very useful when you're editing text so you can compare the old and new pieces, but it's also useful when you need to keep your inspiration close by!

Tatsumaki's Butt Corruption - Part 2 (art by Mogudan)

Imagine posting your new content to social media then forgetting to upload it to patreon, who would do such a thing h-haha

The start of the BTCU (Preview)

Buttslut Tatsumaki Caption Universe

February's 1st Poll!

If you ever thought you had brain damage, try...

...pausing your Patreon campaign because your family wants you to stay over for most of January, then getting back home and realizing it never went through (and as much as I want to blame Brazilian countryside mobile internet, it was my fault for not triple checking)

Patreon is paused for February because I got paid for January but wasn't even here to deliver content, so this is just me playing catch up. I've been home for a week-ish right now trying to come up with a way to tell everyo...

Pausing for December

Hey folks.

I already mentioned I would do this and why previously, but decided to post this little update just so everyone is in the same page. This account will be paused for December, but fret not, content will still be posted, so you can stay pledged if you would like to see my stuff, totally free of charge for the month.

I finally got the last few parts ...

The age of the laptop is coming to a close.

Hello folks.
Sorry for the double notification, but I'm very excited to give y'all some news. As you can see by that picture, my PC struggles are pretty much done. Thanks to your continued support (and early Black Friday sales), I'll soon have a working pc again.
I still need new storage, a cooler (I don't trust stock coolers in South American heat) and a new case (my old one doesn't even have a working power button), but hopefully get all of that until I'm back from my break in January...

Nonstop Nut November (art by Alexi Laiho)

Still in November, god bless

Maid Stuff (Preview)

She's kinda harsh for a maid, huh

I Can't Believe I'm Stuck In A Dungeon With A Boner And A Stinky Elf! (art by Namaniku ATK)

Please buy my light novel when it comes out

Nanase's Great Escape (art by morris_1611_

I must have brain damage because I shared this on social media and forgot to post it here whoops

Knife-Eared Buttslut (Preview)

I'm gonna come out with a revolutionary, never seen before opinion right now: elves are pretty alright

November's 1st Poll

Persona's (Class) President Prostrates (art by Sawao)

For a second I thought about trying to make it look more like the game's text boxes but I'm not skilled enough to do that without taking two weeks to do so, so just the game's font will suffice

I think I already made jokes about new P5R content (Preview)

And yet I still haven't played P5R. Not sure if I'm missing much.

Extremely Degenerate Stuff (art by gatery)

This made me sick, I'm off to write some vanilla stuff like anal hair sniffing 

Pausing for... December

Hey folks, hope you're all doing well lately. This is a preemptive update for next month: I'll be pausing the patreon for December. This time, however, it's not any sort of personal catastrophe or hardware failure, it's a planned break for two reasons.

1. I need a moment to catch up with my backlog

Even though I have a routine for writing and am putting things to paper daily, I'm still falling behind with my backlog, and I can bla...

The last time I got fucked this hard was in my Diamond promos

Penis.

EXTREMELY DEGENERATE STUFF AHEAD (preview)

Married couple is gonna DO THE DEED, AVERT YOUR EYES.

Also this is most likely going to look completely different because I'm not happy with the editing but I'm also testing a new method of doing things where I do stuff and think about the consequences later.

Live footage of a silver elo match (Preview)

I went to Sona's wikia page to check some lines and apparently they remade her and the whole "communicating through thoughts" thing is gone but I doubt anyone cares about it so I'm going full Nick Fury and electing to ignore RIot's stupid ass decision (also it's literally impossible to write a caption with a mute character so uh well whatever right) 

October's 2nd Poll

Scum Benders (Art by AcidDemo)

Haven't done any not-safe-for-life content in a bit (well, there was the Futaba thing a while ago but that's vanilla compared to this). The even worse sequel is in the attachments.