Hey folks! This is a somewhat superfluous post, but I wanted to have something in writing just to make it clear for everyone. This info was already previously available in my Twitter, posting it to Patreon is just a formality.
By commissioning me, you accept my TOS:
- I reserve my rights to modify all commissions for advertisement purposes
- I reserve my rights to turn down orders that I do not deem fit for me to do
- Commercial or business...
2020-04-03 17:53:17 +0000 UTC
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This is actually the vanilla version of the actual commission. If you're a bad enough dude for the Dirtiest Path, just click here and go to the Dirty Captions folder (I'm testing my MEGA sorry for using y'all as guinea pigs)
2020-04-02 20:12:25 +0000 UTC
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Took a while to finish this one and I'm still not happy with the results, but I can't really keep redoing a piece multiple times while there are people waiting for content, so here it is
2020-03-30 19:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Got through a crappy day by writing a bit of my gal and playing Doom. Updates that people actually care about soon.
2020-03-25 23:12:28 +0000 UTC
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Just a wholesome gift from a dedicated girlfriend
2020-03-24 21:18:05 +0000 UTC
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(Art by arbuzbudesh, cheesecrumbles, splashbrush, magnetus, aka6, garean and demimond23)
Whew, this one is finally done. I had this in mind for a long time, but I never had the drive to actually go ahead and finish it. Had a lot of fun and also learned some new tricks that will definitely help with editing in the future.
2020-03-21 23:10:23 +0000 UTC
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*cyberpunk 2077 theme plays in the background*
2020-03-20 11:40:01 +0000 UTC
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What's that? Two posts in a single day??
2020-03-19 22:46:06 +0000 UTC
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Had a lot of fun experimenting with fonts on this one
2020-03-19 21:55:25 +0000 UTC
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I never expected these to be popular but there's always a demand for them so here are some more
2020-03-17 22:10:16 +0000 UTC
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I wouldn't make her wait...
2020-03-17 20:29:25 +0000 UTC
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I'm feeling like absolute crap (I think I have the flu, no fever but an annoying headache + my stomach isn't really keen on keeping food down) but I'm trying to keep my schedule so here's the poll:
1. Unova's champion seems to have had a change of heart regarding her true passion, and she's very eager to offer you her new services (prostitution, slut, bimbo, corruption)
2020-03-07 16:55:37 +0000 UTC
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Just keep it in your pants, will ya?
2020-03-05 22:12:14 +0000 UTC
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The bad part is that this THOU THEE THY fuckery is probably making Shakespeare himself want to reincarnate just so he can chop my hands off
The good part is that once I finish this I'll be more than ready to write some sexy captions featuring Frog from Chrono Trigger
2020-03-05 14:51:42 +0000 UTC
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Like a very reasonable human being, today I decided I didn't really like what I wrote yesterday so I basically redid the entire thing, so now I'm posting a second preview with a bit extra cause I'm relatively proud of what I did, at least editing wise. The full version will look pretty nice.
2020-03-04 00:14:49 +0000 UTC
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Sending this with my application to work at Riot Games, I hope they accept it
2020-03-02 15:44:38 +0000 UTC
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The wallpapers I posted a while ago had a pretty good reception and since I'm a slut for clout, I made a few more
2020-03-01 19:40:15 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes you do what you gotta do
2020-02-29 20:34:52 +0000 UTC
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I hope that guy had a prenup
2020-02-29 19:31:46 +0000 UTC
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A quickie a friend and I brainstormed off an idea they had and done on commission breaks, just some stuff to decorate your phone and remind you of... things
2020-02-26 01:14:10 +0000 UTC
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I have three captions nearly done and completely forgot to post previews for them so here's one. I am very smart.
2020-02-25 21:14:05 +0000 UTC
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I don't really have anything to say and you're probably interested in seeing the options so let's get to it:
1. Zyra's alone time in the forest is precious, so the plant girl has something very special planned for herself (solo, futanari, cock torture, sequence)
2. Your wealthy s...
2020-02-21 21:29:28 +0000 UTC
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Maybe I should start watching Steven Universe
2020-02-05 22:37:28 +0000 UTC
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A lovey-dovey commission about a girlfriend who loves her bf's dick a bit too much
2020-02-04 18:50:08 +0000 UTC
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I heard the new Steven Universe season went on a different direction but this seems a bit too much, really
2020-02-04 00:15:59 +0000 UTC
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Do I unlock an achievement if I post three furry captions in a row?
2020-02-03 00:10:24 +0000 UTC
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If you follow me on Twitter (which you should, wink wink), you probably know I made a CuriousCat account so people could ask Sehn and Hilda (my OCs) ...
2020-02-02 01:30:07 +0000 UTC
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Just two bros being bros and stuff, giving each other brojobs and all
2020-02-01 23:50:49 +0000 UTC
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Just two bros chilling out after a hard day, nothing to see here
2020-01-28 01:40:16 +0000 UTC
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I can't be truly back on Patreon without some sweaty worship to go with it, right?
2020-01-27 20:36:11 +0000 UTC
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