'Profits from the white apple cider are skyrocketing. That's nice.'
The fairly sitting on my shoulder lets out an annoyed groan. "UUuuuuugh. This is so boring!"
"Sorry, Vivi, this paperwork is fairly important." I sigh as I fish a sandwich out of my storage and wave it in front of the several inch tall swordsmith. "Here. Have a sandwich."
Her eyes brighten as she takes the wrapped sandwich in both of her hands... and promptly falls a good foot towards my lap as the weight of...
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"So, you're the brat that made a contender for the strongest holy and demonic sword?"
"Yeah, what about it?" I ask with a raised eyebrow. "I don't really see how that matters to you. Isn't your whole gimmick sacred gears now?"
It is now just the two of us. I had told Meredith to leave a few moments ago.
"I heard something else about it." The man states, a small smile working its way onto his face. "I heard that it was sentient?"
"Oh? Do you happen to get your informati...
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"You devil SCUM!" Raynare snarls as she creates a pink light spear in hand.
"Oh. Are we doing this?" I ask as I glance over to see Freed pulling himself from the shattered pew. "Please tell me we are doing this."
The two fallen beside the black haired woman create light spears as well, but I notice the small blonde look over in surprise before relenting and summoning a light spear.
I abruptly hold out a hand to the side, causing several light bullets to bounce off a...
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"Hm." I hum with a blank stare.
Arthur's Legacy: (Ongoing Quest)
King Arthur, a legendary figure, the king of the Britons, slayer of giants, beasts, and monsters. During his time, he acquired many items of legend, most of which were coveted by every faction, others were lost to time, never to be seen again... at least until you showed up! It would be such a shame to allow these items to fall into obscurity.
Objectives:
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In devil society... it's all about give and take.
Reasonably the Sitri family won't just give Sona to me for free... despite the fact that they are basically tossing her on me.
It's devil nature to expect something in return.
And I am fully prepared to give... something... to the Sitri family in exchange for Sona's engagement and Serafall's possible future engagement.
A cure light wounds potion machine.
This will cut into my profits, sure, but frankly, I don't ex...
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I silently take a bite of my sandwich as I sit in the dark mustiness of the cave.
It’s a good sandwich.
Ham, Salami, pepperoni, lettuce, tomato and mayo all on two toasted pieces sourdough bread? Add in a little mozzarella and some mustard, and you have a sandwich fit for a king.
I've decided to humor Xenovia despite the fact that reasonably she owns nothing in that pile over there... finders' keepers, and I found it.
I told Xenovia that my current offer wou...
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I let out a low hum as I sit in the middle of library, calmly flicking through a book while lounging in a comfortable chair with my feet up, I am alone at the moment, Ravel returned to the underworld to visit her mother, presumably to tell her about her first day of human school, Meredith and Le Fay are who knows where, then Artoria and Arthur- after Artoria returned to her 'happy' form- went to the training field after our conversation.
I'm a little bored, to be completely honest... bu...
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Arthur sips his tea in an arm chair to the left, Ravel sits to my right, Valerie sits to my left, Le Fay, Meredith, and Mittelt sit side by side on a second sofa to the left. Atoria sits practically across from Arthur, and the small fairy form of Vivianne sits on my shoulder. A large coffee table sits in between the chairs.
I drum my fingers on the back of the sofa with an impassive frown on my face.
"So..." The high pitched voice of my familiar begins. "These brats have pieces of...
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A blonde girl looks around briefly, clutching a sheathed blade to her chest, strangely enough, from what I can see from here, despite the fact that the blade is supposed to be Excalibur- or Calibur?, it's not even slightly magical, she eventually locks eyes with me and smiles. "You must be my master, right?"
'who the hell is this girl?!'
'Gender bent king Arthur.'
'what the hell?'
I slowly nod at the girl's question. "My name is Gaius ...
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I am crouched before a large hole in the ground.
My demonic aura is obscured, I'm nothing more than a human looking in a deep hole.
"You find it yet?" I call down.
"Er... maybe?" A voice calls up, it's incredibly echoed, so the pit is probably reaching at the very least one hundred feet.
A head suddenly peeks up over the edge, revealing Virgo in all of her masochistic hole-digging glory, there's a few clumps of dirt on top of her head, but overall, she appears mostly c...
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I drum my fingers on my desk as I look to the clock in front of me.
'What a disgusting creature.'
'I know, right? Ugh. I wish my summons looked normal- er... well, actually most do, it's just I don't have any other small flying invisible creatures to summon.'
It should be in position by now... I have eight minutes.
I look through a large ring in front of me to see a girl sat on a bed with her knees brought up to her chest, blankly staring dead ahead, s...
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Court is... soul sucking.
All in all, I've gotten my revenge but... it doesn't really feel like I've won?
Like, it feels really lackluster.
He was removed from the lordship of Phenex, that was completely and totally accepted and predicted, but I honestly expected to get... more?
I got a reimbursement from the family, of course, a couple million in assets, but that was about it.
For monetary things.
I let out a long sigh as I rub my forehead.
Many new ...
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I am stood beside a busty red head, a blonde, and three back haired women, the first of which has an incredibly large bust and her hair tied back in a ponytail, the second having far shorter hair, a smaller chest, and purple glasses. The final one a mix of both, she has long hair, wears glasses, has a sizable bust, and strangely enough, she has heterochromia, having one purple eye and one brown eye.
A brown haired woman sits in a desk to the right of us, she smiles briefly as she gestur...
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"And this is where you will be staying." I hum as I gesture to a large room.
The blonde girl beside me pouts slightly. "Why can't I stay with Gaspi?"
Random bullshit go!
"Because Gasper is a servant of the Gremory house, it's seen as a little improper to have your servants stay at others manors if you don't have an exceedingly close relationship with them, others might see that as me pestering the Gremory house, or holding them back by relying on them. Don't worry, though, y...
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Light fills the room as I look around, the two girls look a little spooked.
This looks like a generic girls dorm room, there's boy band posters on the wall, beds with frilly curtains around them, and a few plushies here and there.
I also notice a magic circle around my summoning circle... and a circle of salt...
The magic circle roughly has the effect of 'let those who fear the name of god be bound here'.
I have no fear of the name of god like most devils, so that circ...
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I let out a long yawn as I wipe my eyes.
At least I have the 'Keep Watch' spell... that let me finish up some paperwork when I should be sleeping.
I stretch and let out a yawn.
*Ping*
I look down to my phone where I have apparently received a text.
G: Your sword is done, as is the ring. - 21:32
L: Oh, I see, let me summon you. - 6:23
L: Wait... you are awake, right? - 6:23
I typ...
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Black Grass salad is amazing... much like I thought.
And just like that I've ruined my taste for regular salads... damn.
Ah well. You win some, you lose some. It's not like I won't be eating the food I paid to insert into this universe.
Now if only the Supear tree and the rainbow fruit tree would grow faster. I gifted my last Supear to the Gremories to forge bonds... and depending on when they taste it, I should have Venelana- or a Koneko whom has gone feral- breaking down m...
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Finally, I am alone. I can take stock of my situation and skim through all of my abilities.
I look to my clan abilities. Both practically a sorcerer's bloodline all on their own.
Decarabia:
Level 1 Clan Ability:
Melodic Song (Passive)
Much like a siren, your very voice is enchanting, people hang on your words and when you sing, they pay attention to you. +10 to Perform checks, +4 to Bluff, Diplomacy, an...
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I stare up at the large golden gates before me, engraved along the top is what looks like feathers, each inlayed with gems who are probably worth enough to make even the most wealthy of men sweat.
"That's solid gold, hn?" I hum as I blink at the gate.
"It appears to be, my lord." The maid behind me states.
"Should I knock it down?" The second girl behind me grins, a vicious smile, her teeth angular and shark-like.
I look to the girl, my new bishop.
She is fairly ...
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I look to the white chess piece with gold inlays held between my index finger and thumb.
It is the bishop piece.
An evil piece.
And as such, it will allow me to create a devil peerage full of beautiful women or whatever it is devils do.
"Hm."
I cast identify.
Evil Piece: (Bishop)
A powerful artefact that allows you to turn people into your very own servants, changing their race to 'Devil' and granting them boons based o...
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I let out a small yawn as I sit on a large comfortable chair in my foyer.
Ahh... what a nice day.
I take a quiet sip from my drink as I look over my tablet.
It has been about a month since I have come to this world...
Most of it spent in this mansion tinkering away.
I really should go out more...
I go out some, sure, but I haven’t made any contacts beyond the Sitri during this month.
I really should, but... it just seems like a waste of time.
...
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It has been a while since I have been placed in this world. Roughly a year and a half in fact.
In that time, I have become decent friends with Rias and have made some form of headway with her friends.
Riser never showed up to Rias' birthday party... luckily for me.
The person just behind Rias in friendship would have to be Sona. My deal with her family's hospital makes us meet fairly often. Then there's Seekvaira Agares, whom I am definitely on friendly speaking terms with, ...
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I am sat before a stressed out Serafall and an annoyed looking Sirzechs as they both look at the laptop in front of them.
"N-No! D-Diodora- P-Please stop! T-This isn't you!"
"Silence, bitch" *Smack* "Did I say you could speak?"
*Schlick*
"AAH!"
"Shut up or I'll chop off another finger. You church bimbos are so fun to break. You fall head over heels for a guy with a kind smile, then the next thing you know yo...
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I frown as I look over a new tab that has made itself known in my system... my peerage.
Peerage:
Rook 1: Virgo:
Mood: is pleased that she isn't dying and hopes that she will be punished soon. This apparently being a new world is a little shocking, but a small part of her wishes to explore it as her previous master had kept her within his mansion in a grotesque form.
Special Effects:
Magical G...
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I take a single step backwards and bring a hand to my forehead.
"…"
Did she seriously just flick me?
The temperature of the room begins steadily rising.
That is... annoying.
The image I was building up this entire calm walk was completely and totally ruined.
All this effort to look like a complete and total badass. And she just walks in here and shatters it.
My energy runs out of control briefly, causing items around the room to raise and rattle.
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"So... you are willing to purchase my potions?" I slowly ask.
The black haired man with purple eyes in front of me slowly nods. "I believe that that they could be a large help to my hospital. An inexpensive alternative to Phoenix tears. I am prepared to give you fifty Lillum per bottle."
"Reasonable." I state with a small shrug.
I looked up the general prices of the materials required to make them on the internet a while back... it is actually surprisingly cheap... I can get...
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Hey all, It's been a while. I guess It's about time I finally put this to use. I feel as if I had been neglecting it and I am sorry for that. Transferring things over here just seemed like such a pain in the ass.
Regardless, I'm here now.
Don't Own DxD or D&D, Only The Oc
'thought'
"Speech"
System Text
"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."
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"-And now, all that remains is..." Mrs. Fennel hums as she puts one of my pokeballs into a slot on the large fossil resurrection machine. "To transfer the newly revived pokemon into a pokeball!"
The machine lets out a low whirling beep then the sphere shakes slightly.
With a click. The ball signifies its capture is successful.
"Now, when first checking upon your newly revived fossil pokemon, it is important to be wary... all of you step back, now. Fossil pokemon are per...
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I stare at the open field, an impassive frown on my face.
I should have known that Mrs Briar's miss step would have only delayed the inevitable by another two days.
Ah well.
It was bound to happen at some point.
I look to the red and white sphere in my hand, a quiet sigh leaving my lips.
I gaze up to the pink haired girl who fought that team magma girl yesterday.
From what I saw, she has an incredibly decent Drilbur. A cut above most other pokemon I saw yes...
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Don't Own Pokemon or anything else, Only The Oc
'thought'
"Speech"
System Text
"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."
**Linebreak**
I sit up with a gasp, water sputtering from my mouth as I blearily look around.
'wh- what- where the hell am I?! What's going on?!'
I am in some sort of bathroom, laying in a large tub.
The most... disturbing aspect ...
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