You know... I'm sort of surprised that nobody came over to tell me to stop fucking around after I kicked it up to super saiyan four.
I close my eyes and feel outwards.
It doesn't feel like something is going on so why hasn't-
"Oi. Do you want to explain yourself?" With a shrill squeak someone appears behind me.
Ah.
There it is.
"Time breaker android." I deadpan, pointing to the destroyed wreck, turning to face the l...
2024-10-05 20:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI look over my body, a frown on my lips.
In just one moment, my power level almost quadrupled... that was... an experience... did that free perk just give me the equivalent of an extra zenkai? That's sort of kick ass.
I'm fairly certain I'm the strongest in town now... by like a large margin.
Also... I have a Pocket Dimension now? that is... neat?
Like, a personal one... I also have some sort of 'demiplane' which holds my mine.
Pov: A time long past.
"A dragon ball Choose your own adventure? There's not many of those, honestly... just the one that makes you an overpowered monster with access to all the forms practically instantly."
Drunk Dragon ball wishes?
Huh...
Is that fuckin naruto?!
Egh. Whatever.
The general idea is to pick three things from this list, most of them smutty in some way.
Companions, items, r...
2024-09-30 18:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostI should have left the city AGES ago! What the fuck?! I've wasted so much time!
I mean, the chances weren't one hundred percent that I could have held up a job out here.
But...
Surely I could have built myself a home or something.
I didn't try hard enough.
This is such bullshit! What the hell?!
My hair begins to lift slightly.
I blink twice, astonishment at what was happening crossing my face.
Then...
2024-09-30 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostI gaze out over a large city, a frown on my lips.
You see, this might have originally seemed like a normal everyday city... but there's one thing that challenges that fact...
People fly to and from, some sitting in floating cars, others floating up to convenience stores built into the side of skyscrapers.
Another interesting tidbit would be that not everyone is human. Some are green men with antenna. Others are lizard-like creatures with large gems...
2024-09-30 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI quietly walk through the city, a smile on my lips as Zinnia, Courtney and I quietly deliberate oh what we should eat.
"Burgers sound pretty good to me." I shrug.
"Yeah." Zinnia agrees. "I can get behind that."
"I'm fine with that." Courtney agrees.
"Oh good. I think I saw this one place nearby, we should swing by and-"
"Courtney?!" A voice cuts me off.
I watch the pink haired girl stiffen, then let out a long sigh. ...
2024-09-26 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI stand alone in the arena, finger raised to the sky my six large wings flapping once.
Cheers erupt throughout the stadium as my transformation drops, a deep fatigue filling my body as I turn and begin walking back to my teammates.
"U-UNBELIVABLE!" Chapati shouts. "MERLIN AMBROSIUS MANAGED TO DEFEAT ALL SEVEN MEMBERS BY HIMSELF! Merlin of team fairy tail has scored a resounding victory! Without any question! A TREMENDOUS WIN!" 2024-09-19 05:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
My blade swishes through the air, leaving behind a trail of spectral swords.
CLANG
A shower of sparks sprays from the hard light spear. Merely getting close to it a biting chill fills my body.
Luckily, I had the foresight to dry us all off before we started fighting, but the general moistness and humidity of the divine beast probably makes its ice powers stronger...
Is this perhaps why Mipha lost? A creature that used o...
2024-09-12 05:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post"Welcome all you wizard fans to the first of hopefully many Magic Duels! I am Chapati Lola, here today I am joined by the Magic Council wizard, Lahar!"
"I have no idea why I am here." The man sighs.
"A neutral commentator! One who is aware of the strength of wizards and the fierceness of combat!" Chapati quickly cuts in. "As Captain of the 4th Custody Enforcement Unit, surely you have seen numerous hot blooded ...
2024-09-04 16:21:13 +0000 UTC View PostWe sit on the couch, eyes glued to the tv, my arms slung loosely around the shoulders of Courtney and Zinnia as they sit on either side of me.
Today... is a day for us to relax and veg out.
I've almost fallen asleep like thrice from how comfortable the couch is in comparison to the things we've had to sit on in the past year.
Zinnia is wearing one of my spare shirts... and that's about it. Courtney had Merlin portal over to Blueberry and grab some of her sp...
2024-08-29 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post"With this magic, you need incredible control and patience." An elderly man begins, lecturing a much younger wizard, one who has green hair and wears only a bikini and a large fuzzy coat. "You need to be more careful. I won't always be around to negate your magic should you allow it to run out of control."
"Y-Yes..." The girl nods slowly, looking a little embarrassed.
"Next... put on some actual clothes! You are going to catch a cold!" He chastises.
T...
2024-08-22 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostTick Tick Tick
The ticking grows quiet, as we look around, the very landscape around us has changed.
The trees are far shorter now, the sky obscured with a thick canopy.
The shrine is still behind us. Standing completely untouched.
"Sir. I have regained connection to the internet!" My rotom beams causing me to fall to my knees.
Courtney's rotom chimes up a moment later. "I h...
2024-08-15 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUgh. Boys.
A blue haired girl watches a column of lightning smash down on the white haired mage that she has partnered with.
Briefly worry grips at her heart, but...
He just stood there.
He can see magic.
He likely knew he could take it.
Ugh.
She was annoyed when Laxus went around and started shit. He might be one of Fairy Tail's few S Class, but he is an absolute bastard at times.
It was a little ...
2024-08-08 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post"Xander's Log... Day... ah... two hundred and... sixty?"
"Sixty One." The rotom corrects.
"Day two hundred and sixty one." The teen nods.
He has changed since his first appearance. His skin is darkened. Tanned. Sunkissed. He has clearly spent quite a long time out in the sun. His hair is long and slightly matted, there's slight dark circles under his eyes.
He is shirtless, showing off an extremely well-toned body that ripples with tightly ...
2024-08-01 07:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post"A reporter from Sorcerer Weekly is coming!" A voice exclaims causing the guild to erupt with excited chatter.
"Hey... Merlin?" Lucy begins quietly as I sit at the counter.
"Hm? Oh, Hey Luce." I wave lazily as I swivel the stool around, placing my elbows on the counter. "Need something?"
"I... uh... was told by Levy to come and see you for something about my magic?"
"Oh! Right. That." I mutter. "I'll tell you about it later today. But it should ...
2024-07-25 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post"Xander's Log. Day... fuck... rotom, what day is it?"
"Day Ninety two."
"Day Ninety two." The teen repeats with a long sigh.
He stretches his arms, letting out a long groan. "Sleeping in a sleeping bag for so long is honestly starting to put a crick in my back."
A yawn leaves his lips as he wipes away a tear. "Well. Anyways. Ghost types exist... even back here. Haven't seen a poison type yet, though. Most things here seem to use brawn over somet...
2024-07-18 06:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post"W-What?!" Erza gasps.
"HUH?!" Levy shouts.
"Well... at least I know why you're so fucking strong now." I whisper.
I gently grab her arm and hold it out, gently twisting it, looking over it slowly.
"I'm a dragon slayer?" Erza repeats.
"Yeah... but... you're a bit different than Natsu... or that Gajeel guy." I point out. "You see. There's one common point between ALL slayer magics. Devil Slayer or Dragon Slayer... maybe even God Slaye...
2024-07-10 05:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post"Xander's Logue. Day eight." I begin with a long groan. "Yeah. Apparently one week wasn't the time either. That fucking sucks. I sure hope the doorway opens up soon... cause we've run out of prepared food... on that note, Zinnia has been an absolute godsend with her survival knowledge. Like. Out of everyone in this hellish world, I'm glad she's one of the two people I'm stuck with. Courtney too. We all have our incredible valuable skills that make our survival possible."
"Hell, ba...
2024-07-02 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post"This... burns you?" Levy questions, looking over the little shard of metal.
She holds it out slightly.
"Do not."
"But it's not hot!" She replies.
"And? It still burnt me." I shoot back.
"So are we just not going to talk about why this random piece of metal burnt you?" The girl questions.
"I'd rather not." I reply, a frown appearing on my lips. "We completed our job. Let's just collect our payment then go home."&...
2024-06-27 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post"And that, would be imply some sort of deeper connection to Unova." I continue as I scan another evolution stone. "Could Zorua originate from Hoenn or Sinnoh? Clearly it has been a while since one went to the other. It is my belief that over time, Regional Variants evolve from standard pokemon to better survive their new habitats."
"Regional Variants are just the first step to being new pokemon from what I can tell." I continue. "The thing is, this takes time, so we can reasonably...
2024-06-22 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI gesture to a large stone block puzzle. "Here. This is the way up onto the island."
"I see!" Cynthia gasps. "This stonework... it couldn't be less than a few hundred years old! And this ship! it's about to fall apart!"
She turns to me. "Do you have any idea what this says?"
"No clue." I reply with a small headshake. "I don't know if I would even if it wasn't all jumbled up like that."
The woman lets out a hum of acknowledgem...
2024-06-20 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post"Sooo uh, Lucy, bit of an off topic question, but do you know Levy's birthday?" I question.
"H-Huh?" The girl blinks.
"Oh... it's September nineteenth.
"NEXT WEEK?!" I balk.
"Yeah... why?" The girl blinks.
"Here." I deadpan as I toss lucy a grey key. "Happy birthday, or... holiday... or whatever. That summons 'Ventus, the elemental of Wind'. Should be easier to use than Agrias. Now, I've got to go. Don't tell Levy I asked."&nbs...
2024-06-15 12:11:04 +0000 UTC View PostI gaze down at the blue haired man who has been sitting there in silence for the last two minutes.
His head lowers as he looks to his hands.
"Thank you..." He whispers.
"No problem... Erza... seemed to care about you." I reply. "I understand that your relationship will be strained from this, but... it was out of your control."
"How... How did you know about that... curse on my mind?" He whispers, glancing up to me.
"I c...
2024-06-13 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe boat sloshes underfoot as we cut through the sea.
Natsu lays face-down, letting out pained gurgles of nausea.
I gaze out towards a large spire in the distance. It appears to be almost exclusively made of twisted metal and pipes.
My fist clenches lightly.
"So... that's the place, huh?" I hum idly.
"What an eyesore." My eyes narrow slightly.
Erza had told us about her time here...
The tower of ...
2024-06-08 00:10:48 +0000 UTC View PostDNA Gacha {Unique} (2,500,000 Poke)
Grants you unique DNA for your genetic alteration needs! This will either grant you an entirely new species for you to clone, or, in some special cases, DNA which you must splice together with something that has a high affinity with it.
This...
Is highly expensive.
But.
I've got enough money for three more teammates easily.
Fuck it. Let's roll the...
2024-06-06 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post"So... Did I get anything new?" Levy questions.
"uhm. One second... with you, it's a little hard to tell..." I admit.
"Hard to tell?" She echoes.
"Well, Yeah." I nod once. "I see spells. Not magic. So... for Lucy over there, I see her numerous contracted gates and Star Dress... for Natsu I'd see Fire Dragon's Iron Fist, Fire Dragon's Roar and so on... but with you..."
"Oh... Right." She blinks down at her hands.
"It's like I'm looki...
2024-06-01 02:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post"That was stupid and reckless, Merlin." Levy growls as we ride back towards Magnolia.
"Well... Yeah..." I wilt slightly under her glare. "But it worked?"
Lucy is sat nearby, staring at the black key clutched in her hands. She appears to be deep in thought.
"Ugh." Levy scoffs, crossing her arms and looking away with an annoyed pout. "I swear... you're almost as stupid as Jet and Droy at times... I thought you were supposed to be the sane one in Fairy Tail! T...
2024-06-01 02:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostThe train bounces and buckles underneath us as we return to Magnolia. My requip space absolutely full of dragon scales and bone.
It's practically full.
Three hundred pounds worth of scales around fifteen hundred worth of bone, claws, teeth, and the 'important' organs like the eyes, heart, and lungs.
I've got two skulls that have been cleaned and sterilized.
"So... you can just flat out do that?" Levy questions. "Seriously?!"
"If you ...
2024-06-01 01:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostNatsu's breath comes out in short pained wheezes as I place my hand on his shoulder. "Are you alright?"
"I'm... fine." He eventually declares looking to his fist, clenching and unclenching it.
With a flash, a ball of fire appears around his hand. It's gigantic... the tip of it even licking upwards towards my ceiling.
"OI OI OI! Don't burn my shit! Gray!"
"Ice Make Coating!" Gray calls out, and suddenly my ceiling is coated in a thin sheen of fro...
2024-06-01 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI let out a long sigh as I gaze up to the battered and broken guild building.
A low click leaving my mouth.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Natsu roars.
"Oh... you're back." I note as I turn, gazing at the four fairy tail wizards- and cat-
"MERLIN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUILD?!" Erza booms.
"I don't know." I shrug. "Wasn't like that when I left last night."
"WHO DID THIS?!" Gray shouts.
"The spires are Iron Dragon Slaye...
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