endlessjess

Videos I'm currently working on

Holy fuck this is it. I'm dying. I have become death, the destroyer of worlds. 

I am officially Drowning in Endless Jess. 

Endless Jess has reached a bizarre point where I have a bunch of really good videos in the works, but i can't post them until i've finished posting shitty videos, because I don't want the shitty videos to choke out the good videos. The amount of shit I'm currently trying to get finished is beyond horrific. 

Videos currently being ...

Terrible, Terrible Wrestling Videos.

Wrestlemania weekend is finally over and i never have to talk about wrestling ever again for at least a year. here are two long horrible garbage reviews that i wasted 3000 hours of my life putting together im sorry im so sorry. 

nxt takeover: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3BA8RlrRps

wrestlemanisss: 2016-04-06 01:19:18 +0000 UTC View Post

LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF I MADE!

oh for fucks sake i just fucking made this whole post and then it crashed and i lost it all fuck everything fuck me dfjdsfbjdsfbjsdfbf

I MADE A BUNCH OF COOL SHIT AGAIN BECAUSE IM GREAT. WATCH IT. YOUR WELCOME. 

FIRST I YELLED AT A COMIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCQpFAotkk

THEN I YELLED AT AN IDIOT COMMENTER

2016-03-31 03:51:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Great Video About Stupid Movie.

good god this movie was such a piece of shit. here's a 9 hour video in which i count the ways. i made a bunch of other stuff too probably but i cant remember right now. dicks.

fucking dicks .. 

long dong a deacon fuck wonder woman with a wooden cock fuck wonder woman with a wooden cock fuck wonder woman with a wooden cock im pinochio you piece of shit.

ugh... i have to stop writing these posts when im in bed and dead. 

Happy Easter! (My back hurts and I have to pee)

Happy Easter! (My back hurts and I have to pee).

turok

is a good game. 

fuck. 

The Bloody Dead Man

umm. Normally i write something here but i don't really have a description. It's just the Bloody Dead Man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry he exists. 

In slightly less retarded news i made an update video for my classic Hulk Hogan video, which was taken down, but is still on dailymotion. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NZ5hleGHoY

Ummm. Yep. There's somee videeooss for yaaaaaa. 2016-03-25 16:50:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon Exclusive - Hello Kitty Commentary

Here is some top tier badass quality patreon content exclusive to you awesome 3 dollar and up patrons. Me and Digi recorded a bunch of these commentaries on my old videos like last october or something, and i forgot to upload any of them until now. Enjoy this enlightening look behind the scenes of one of my best videos from the Footwear Era. 

original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwromoz_kzk...

Holy Fuck What The Fuck.

HOly Fuck What the fuck. To All my patrons, jesus fucing christ help what is this help help what is this holy fucking fuck. help. all over.   its a;; ober     

in bed now. lost track of days recently too many days. too much video. 

fcuk. fucking fuckin fcuxk. 

in bed now have to be in bed splitting migraine, eyes hurt from staring at computer, excrutiating back pain always excruciating back every fucking day every minute unbearable agon...

2 Good Videos About Video Games

I made a video about Final Fantasy 13. 

I also made a video about shitty games journalism, or something. I don't know, fuck it, whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEZb0Qtv2sA

Please enjoy them I'm watching Daredevil now bye.

Ravens and Crows

Holy shit i actually made a good video for once. Everything fucking hurts and my week has been a blur im losing track of time im in bed i think im dying holy shit ah fuck fuck fuc

here's a really great video about ravens and crows that i made for no reason. there's no big story behind this video, i just woke up knowing i had to make it. i think it came to me in some kind of spirit dream.

lets see what else... oh yeah, there's 3 new beer quests, which are terrible, as beer que...

Gargak - Full Album

Little history on this one. I met the inspirational enigma known as Potor Gargak back in 2011, when we were both starting out as reviewer guys on the TGWTG forums. A terrible place where no one should ever go. We hit it off and became Double Dragon Double Bros for all time. We've collaborated a lot over the years but he had no idea I was doing this, as i got the idea on a whim and wanted to surprise him with it. 

The inspiration for this album came about a month ago when Potor's girlf...

Epic Conclusion Of The Clean Machine Trilogy

It started with an amv, then turned into a rant, then turned into a beer quest, before finally coming full circle in more ways than one. A legendary saga that spanned multiple channels. 

You're a clean machine: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjpP367Nsk8

Just Ramblin:

2016-03-07 20:05:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Jesse's Magical 2 Day Bender. Very Clean.

Beer Quest Playlist: (ep 17 - 32)

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6VvVomVx7WFojzivcsMjp0wYCWEJpgl6

Here's like 16 new beer quest videos, filmed over a 2 day period for no reason. Watch in wide eyed wonder as I progressively get more drunk and insane. See me perform amazing feats of madness and improvisational comedic genius such as

-Falling down st...

You're a Clean Machine.

Hey Guys. as you knwo im a huge fan of the evangelion and asuka is my fuckign spirit animle 4 life. 

Listen, lately ive been posting thise pestreons in like collections of a bunch of videos and i think thats goofd thats the way to go. 

bcause i know its kind of fucked with me having so many different channels and so much random content you never know what im mking hell i never know what im making so it wouldnt be fair to just post everything on hre because it might not ...

Art From Adversity

So there I were, having a wash in the old bathhouse. I came back to my room feeling refreshed, ready to relax and create 10 more amazing videos. But upon entering my kingdom I saw a great calamity had befallen it's citizens. A vast and turbulent sea of that high quality Flint Michigan H2o had risen from the sewers, killing thousands. The devastation was almost too much to bear. Hacksaw was drowning, Captain Jack's ship had capsized, Wolverine and Donatello held on to each other for dear life. As...

Bits N Booze Lives Again!

Hey everyone I went apeshit and posted like 25 videos today. 

Welcome to the revamped, rebooted, revived, and resuscitated Bits N Booze Channel. Don't expect anything super elaborate here, just a camera and a crazy person the way God Intended. If you check out the channel you'll find 3 playlists which I'll also link here. 

Bits

https://www.youtube.co...

Colt Corona is losing it.

Well it appears I've finally broken Colt Corona. Don't worry, Colt. It's not your fault you're having trouble keeping up. After all, you're a dummy. 

Meanwhile on the Blue Glow apparently I forgot to post this one last week so here's sunset riders. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nghfZlznH74

And I also played an amazing game called hunie pop where you solve puzzles to bone ani...

YOU CAN'T KILL ME, I'M IMMORTAL!

This week I made a bunch of weird, retarded, totally cool stuff involving space travel, black people, The Addams Family, and Nu Metal. 

Endless Jess:

Nigga Universe - Remember when i used to make cartoon dubs? Well it turns out I still do sometimes, i guess. Made this on a whim, because i remembered this episode and realized i could make it hilarious. Good job, me. 

Bayonetta Rant. - 

The calmest rage video in the world. Good old fashioned bi...

I don't stop.

Well here's this weeks batch of 10,000 videos across my 9 million channels. Ha ha i wanna die.

Wonderful Waifus: Bulma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTWnk9ERquM

Made this on a whim because all the stuff i was supposed to be doing is tedious and horrible. Bulma's not real tho, can't actually marry her. brb killing self. 

Fuck Blu-Rei

2016-02-04 02:54:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Horseboyz, Hippos, Giraffes, Rhinos, Cavemen, and Mexicans, OH MY!

Well, last Saturday's episode of Cerealized was primed to be a real doozy, but unfortunately a certain half man/half horse IDIOT who lives in my furnace room decided to tape over it with some heinously retarded podcast featuring Hippo Crit, and some AIDS Giraffe I've never even heard of it. What a jackass. 

IN OTHER NEWS...

The Mysterious Rhino put out another video over the week. Apparently Black Rhinos have been hunted to extinction and he's... well he's none too happy...

I'm literally in Hell. Here's a ton of new content.

I was gonna save this post for when i had one more blue glow, but i can't finish it because i have no power and life is a nightmare, so i'll just bunch that one in with the next batch of crap. 

I hope you are all enjoying my many scattered new videos because I have become a machine designed only for creating cool stuff. There are no brakes, and the demon inside me can not be stopped. 

Here is my most recent batch of brilliance. 

ENDLESS JESS:

Cerealized: The Lion Guard

Secret update vlog #8387597

Oh god. Well this is a predicament. Im not exactly bored but i dont exactly have a lot of energy either. 

i filmed half of this weeks cerealized. i still have to film the other half but the camera has to recharge first so now im in bed. if i fall asleep i'll never wake up. 

That's it I guess. 

Cerealized: Steven Bomb 4

Christmas Specials That Rule

Wowie Zowie and only 2 weeks late for christmas. As you may have noticed my amazing christmas special is coming to you via dailymotion. That's because it's simply too powerful for youtube. I'll have to upload a redirect video there but in the meantime i guess this means you lovely patrons get to see the video before anyone else! Just one of the many fabulous perks of being my trusted bread and butter. 

As a bonus, here is new years song i recorded just for the occasion, detailing my p...

Cerealized: Doctor Who Season 9

Colt Corona's Gone Rogue

That damn horse has finally lost it. He abandoned his lucrative position at manchild inc. to start his own stupid channel in the furnace room. So far he's done a retarded wrong history on Lauren Faust and also a video about his crappy OC. What an embarrassment. 

Return of the Horse Boy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KA2AUdYNmo

Lauren Faust Horseshoe History:

2015-12-29 18:37:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Cerealized: MLP Season 5

The Blue Glow: Undertale

Censorship has gone TOO FAR!