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In which we talk OceanGate updates, Kim Kardashian scabbing, Billionaire UFC fights, and everything latest with Love Island.
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In which we talk about Joan's #Scandoval show in Brooklyn, killer orcas, Gaga's instagram, non-binary Pixar movies, And Just Like That updates, and why Bebe Rexha should be protected at all costs.
Video version soon to upload for those who subscribe to the Girlboss Alliance tier!
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The girls have been away for a week and they have lots to discuss: Dylan's new wig, the lost art of men who are sluts, and Samantha Jone's transcendental rejection of traditional motherhood. This is one of Sex and the City's greatest episodes... ever!
2023-06-16 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
In honor of corporate sponsorships and men, we've put together a mini pride collection on our website for everyone looking to show off their support of the LGBTQ+ community :-)
2023-06-15 02:23:54 +0000 UTC View PostWe meant to talk about a lot this episode, but instead, all we could find time for was an hour on The Ultimatum: Queer Love! It's hell.
Video will be uploaded on a slight delay!
2023-06-12 22:16:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello all!
I spent the last hour re-arranging her middle part for this very special news: WE HAVE VIDEO BONUS EPISODES NOW!
Starting this week, Joan and Matt will be available in crisp, hi-definition videos each week on our brand new $8 tier, Girlboss Alliance.
We know the economy is sort of crashing and all, so we've made it just a few more dollars than our baseline $5 tier. These videos will drop exclusively for those on the $8 tier, and we ask that you be...
2023-06-10 23:28:44 +0000 UTC View PostWe're back to terrorize your audio feeds!
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We're instigating a war on nonbinary people this week as Joan and Alex declare that Stanford Blatch is the worst dresser in all of New York City. Elsewhere in season 1 episode 9, Samantha battles a chaser in Helmut Lang and Carrie Bradshaw has a panic attack about heterosexuality and phone sex.
2023-06-02 05:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostOur conversation with Shamira continues right after the end of our last episode, featuring conversations about the new documentary, The Randall Scandal, the latest season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Bravo's latest crop of new shows, and more!
There's LOTS of insider tea this episode, so remember... it's behind a paywall for a reason!
2023-05-29 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostCarrie and the girls find themselves in a series of unethically non-monogamaus situations this week in season 1 episode 8. Plus, discussions about Grindr profiles, big boobs, and the curse of being too beautiful for pity engagement on Twitter!
2023-05-26 07:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we talk thrift shopping, Zoey Deschanel's Instagram, Bravo' new Dancing Queens, and movie of the millennium Fast X
2023-05-22 23:59:49 +0000 UTC View PostWe're sucking dick at the ethically non-monogamous factory this week on Beautiful Women Updates! Alex shares a story about a fraternity futon, Joan reveals the worst place she's ever sucked a dick, and both wonder if Carrie Bradshaw will ever get help for her undiagnosed mental health problems!
That's right, being in love is a sickness, and Carrie is once again struck with it!
2023-05-19 07:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we talk Yellowjackets, Succession, Drag Race All Stars, RHONY, The Randall Scandal, and much more!
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This week, Alex and Joan discuss the impact of Nicki Minaj's "I Endorse These Strippers," injured diva George Santos, and why on earth Miranda thinks Samantha is a "dime store Camille Paglia."
Also, we break down the latest clues that Samantha is a transsexual icon, including her iconic quote: “Money is power, sex is power, therefore getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.”
2023-05-12 07:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post(Our episode uploaded with slightly wonky audio, but it should be fixed now!) Vanessa Hudgen's "Dead Hot: Season of the Witch" is the most infuriating piece of media we've ever watched in our lives. Go watch it immediately.
Also, please be nice to Joan over the audio errors... she has a lot on her mind! 🫣
2023-05-09 14:23:54 +0000 UTC View PostIn today's episode, Joan and Alex mostly ignore episodes 3 and 4 of Sex and the City season 1 to instead talk about Miranda's gay panic, Samantha Jones' life as a post-op trans woman, and why Carrie Bradshaw has an obvious and unmedicated mood disorder.
Likewise, Joan gives an update on how to roll a cunty little joint and Alex walks us through what beautiful women eat for breakfast. Enjoy!
2023-05-05 13:47:44 +0000 UTC View Post
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Welcome to Beautiful Women Updates — a podcast about being sexy, rolling joints, and talking about Sex and the City! Together, Joan Summers and Alex V. Green talk through two episodes of their favorite show at a time, using each as a jumping off point for whatever comes into their head. Sucking, fucking, whether tops shave their assholes, how society oppresses beautiful women, why Samantha Jones is a post-op trans women and the girls can’t TAKE her… it’s all on the table!
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2023-04-28 10:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we discuss Denise Richards and #RHOBH, Erika Jayne's Vegas residency, Patti LuPone and Kim Kardashian, Twilight / Harry Potter TV remakes, and the loss of the Blue Checkmark.
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In which we talk ‘Wicked’ set controversy, D-list Coachella drama, and the latest with #Scandoval
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In the covid brain fog of it all...
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Hello and good morning/afternoon to our lovely patrons,
It is with great sadness I, your local artisan, have to break the news that our dear co-host Joan Summers has unfortunately come down with a case of COVID-19 this morning and will not be able to record our bonus episode today.
Depending on how well she recovers, we will try to record bonus content later in the week to make up for this time, but for now we need her to recover and spend these d...
2023-04-10 17:05:41 +0000 UTC View PostThis week we talk California accents, Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski crash win, Ariana Grande in Wicked, Kim Richard back on #RHOBH, updates with #Scandoval, and our thoughts on Drag Race final four!
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We never have to talk about Justin Bieber again...
2023-03-30 01:03:37 +0000 UTC View Post
In which we talk Gwyneth Paltrow’s American Crime Story, Zayne and Selena dating rumors, Gaga’s Folie à Deux, and the latest with #Scandoval
2023-03-27 23:42:59 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we recap Selene Gomez' harrowing 2022 Apple TV documentary "My Mind & Me"
2023-03-23 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUpdates on #Scandoval, Austin Butler’s accent, Liam Payne’s new face, comedians being dumb, plus Gwyneth Paltrow’s hit-and-run case.
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We breakdown the latest in the Vanderpump Rules scandal as well as recap Joan's spiritual journey to the eastern seaboard.
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“Every morning when I wake up, I realize it wasn’t just a nightmare. It’s real. 😭💔 #TeamAriana” -Scheana via Twitter
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In this week’s bonus episode, we talk about 24-hour coffee shops, Kyle Richard’s Ozempic allegations, Gaga dog theft updates, and RHOP’s Micheal Darby owning the majority of Somalia’s land?
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