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Did We Catch Covid-19 At the Emily In Paris Season Two Premiere Party?

Welcome back to a brand new year, GAGs! For our first episode back, we shot the shit-literally! With nothing on the agenda yet and a wide, gaping hole of a year in front of us, we thought it best to catch up on what we missed over the holidays. Featuring unwanted drop-ins from Joan's emotional terrorist-in-training husband and cameos from various other celebrity menaces, nightmares, and reality television villains, this is one episode you simply CAN'T miss.


XOXO, Gossip GAGs!...

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Did RuPaul Hate Her Own Christmas Movie So Much She Had to be Green Screen-ed In?

Oh boy... the VH1 original Christmas movie "The Bitch Who Stole Christmas".. was certainly a movie.

Happy holidays and merry fucking new year, everyone!

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New Tiers Available!

Hey Sponsors of the Gay Agenda! 

We have been asked multiple times over the course of this year to add extra tiers to our Patreon for those who want to donate more money to our show, without receiving any extra benefits. While this is something we have debated doing over the year, as we want to make sure we deliver and stay up to date on our current promises for those already donating, we decided after such a fantastic return and response from our listeners it was time to finally a...

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Grimes' Pokemon NFT Utopia Is Our Personal Dystopia (Part 2)

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Grimes' Pokemon NFT Utopia Is Our Personal Dystopia

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  • Workers in the Global South are making a living playing the blockchain game Axie Infinity. Part Pokémon Go, part NFT economy, the online game has replaced regular jobs for many players [Rest of World]
  • “For Filipinos, Axie Infinity Is More Than a Crypto Game The popular Axie Infinity "play-to-earn" game has a big following in the Philippines. One local innovation: renting NFTs to ...

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Hawking Our Harry Styles' Eternals B**** NFT

I apologize in advance for this one...

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Rupaul's Drag Race UK Is Sucking Dick and Cock (In a Bad Way)

RuPaul and her IBS have got away with murder for the last time!

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Are CGI Influencers Like Lil Miquela Gentrifying Tweet-Decking? (Part 2)

You know the drill!

Let us know what movies you'd like to hear us eviscerate this Christmas season!

Our Cinderella and He's All That episodes were such a hit, and we'd love to hear what movies people would like to hear us critique and pour over in the coming months, especially related to the holidays! Or anything, really. 

Before anyone suggests it--yes, we absolutely have Princess Switch 3 on our radars, and we WILL be pursuing a total forensic analysis of its chaotic existence as soon as humanly possible.

Otherwise, send your recommendations our way!

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MERCH IS LIVE!

GO GO GO! https://eating-for-free.creator-spring.com

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Are CGI Influencers Like Lil Miquela Gentrifying Tweet-Decking? (Part 1)

Well what could this be.... 

Let us know what you think below!

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Leftovers: Megan Fox's Paleontology to Tantric Sex Demon Pipeline

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Ok, Fine... We Will Finally Talk About Grimes and Elon Musk

edit: the audio got messed up AGAIN but I fixed it and it should be good to go if you delete the episode from your podcast app and refresh <3 

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Are you happy???? ARE YOU HAPPY???????

(Our proper leftovers episode will release later this week. Enjoy!)

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Leftovers: Is the Blue's Clues Guy Trying to Fuck? (Audio Fixed!)

  • Last-Minute Frenzy of Pandemic-Spawned Requirements Is Turning the Emmys Into a Shit-Show (Variety)
  • Every Response to Younes Bendjima Allegedly Calling Out Scott Disick for Shading Kourtney Kardashian’s PDA-Packed Romance With Travis Barker [2021-09-09 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Addison Rae's 'He's All That' Remake Was NOT the Nonbinary Vibes We Were Looking For

For our first truly, truly bonus episode-we live reacted to Addison Rae's utterly atrocious silver screen debut in HE'S ALL THAT... a movie so bad we still haven't comprehended the experience.

Enjoy! Oh, and about those very good tweets.

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This "live" recording is gonna be a lot a lot...

We are on some edibles and have taken approximately one million grams of McDonald's Iced Coffee.

We'll post it later today!

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Leftovers: Erika Jayne is Speedrunning Her Extremely Glamorous Annihilation

Erika Jayne's love life has a lot more in common with Dark Souls than you might think...!

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*Legend of Zelda voice* Hey!!! Listen!!!

Joan here, and I'm all moved in!

What's felt like a ten thousand year long journey has finally come to a close, thank fucking god. As such, expect us to record a new Hot Topics episode Thursday, as well as a Leftovers episode the same day-which will drop friday-and a VERY SPECIAL two hour surprise bonus episode this weekend, which I am surprising both Matt and all of you with. You absolutely will not want to miss it.

Likewise, things around here will regain some normalcy. I also...

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Sexy Not-Singles Chat Love Island's Sanitized, Super Strange Sex Bubble

Love Island chat! Let's all crack on then, make sure not to mug each other off, we're no mug, we all just want a chat... someone to crack on with... no mugging off...

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Leftovers - Ariana Grande Appointed CEO of Illegal Funko POP! Smuggling Ring

Watch along with us at the end of the episode

Leftovers - Late Lunch: The Unraveling of Erika Jayne

Note: It's currently a billion degrees in California and you might occasionally here are air conditioning units. Apologies!

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Leftovers - Blackpilling Teens In the DeuxMoi Comment Section

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  1. Truly "No One is Just One Flavor" | Flavors of Dua Lipa :30, YouTube
  2. Katie Thurston forbids ‘Bachelorette’ contestants from masturbating, Page Six
  3. Bachelorette Katie Thurston Proposes a Unique Challenge in Sneak Peek: No Self...

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An update on our Patreon!

Hello all, it's Joan!

As everyone now knows, we have relaunched the podcast officially. Can I get an amen? The girls are back! The gays are back! And we're here to party. But a few things to note as we get rolling:

We made a lot of promises in 2019, when we launched this Patreon, about what we thought was possible. We met most of those promises, failed in some--mostly, we fell apart, as detailed in our latest episode, after Christmas 2019--but the takeaway we learned? Our Patreon ...

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We Can’t Stop Cyberbullying Jameela Jamil (With Kendall!) - Leftovers

With the iconic Kendall Close we talk everything we missed in our latest hot topics episode. We talk StormiWorld, Grimes, Katy Perry, Nene Leaks, Gaga, and much more!

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2019 Listener Letter Roundup! (Read Attached Note!)

Hello all!

Joan here. This was scheduled to go up yesterday, but I've been battling a pretty severe case of the flu for several weeks (as you'll probably hear in this episode!) ANYWAY! There was some unexpected audio issues in the first half of the episode, which we might eventually re-record in the new year! I'm currently away from any editing software, holidays considered, so we've made do as we could.

Besides that, we've rounded up some of the emails and requests and followups ...

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Subscription Box Hell (Part 2)

 This episode has accidentally sat in the archives for far too long. Pardon our reference to 4th of July—we recorded this back in July! See our archive for Part 1, in case this is your first time hearing the series :)

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The Felicity Huffman Letters

Enjoy, bitch!

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SNL Played Itself, But It Played Us Too! - Leftovers

Hey y'all! We got overtly political this episode, and discussed our feelings about liberalism, delusional reactionaries, and the upcoming election. Let us know what you think!

And as we slowly trickle back into our schedules, we apologize if we seem disjointed or a lil sluggish. A month away was much harder to readjust to then we thought! Love you all infinitely, and can't wait to get back into the swing of things.

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How Soon Until Chrissy Teigen Releases Her "Filthy Mouthed Wife" Cookbook - Leftovers

A quick note: With the recent events in Caroline Calloway's life, we'll be holding the commentary promised until we can be sure our read on the situation isn't needlessly punching down. We hope you understand!

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