geowaffle

hairball

i always thought the darker bit of the power egg was like an air sac or something nope turns out thats a fucking embryo

BUMPER GIRL

*BOUNCE* (100 points!)

you are the salt of the earth

*scum

painting roses

getting a tattoo made from industrial dye sounds like such a cool idea haha i cant wait for my body to reject itself

kana

i bet u cant tell what ive been re-reading recently

breapkging bad.,,

the uncontested ruler

struggling to think of a single character ive seen more of, anyway

UPDATE TO TIERS - yes its good news lol

hey nerds!!!!!!!!!! ive decided to make some changes to the way that the tier system works to increase the RAW FUCKING VALUE of the deal here. everyones geowaffles per second will be so much better with these TWO SEXY CHANGES:

-Quartz Waffle (bottom tier) will now be given all the same good shit that Emerald Waffle (middle tier) has. now, an observant user may notice that this makes emerald tier redundant, outside of costing more. this is great news for emerald tier because

-Emera...

typical behaviour for primordial gods

it makes more sense onse u realise that there isnt anyone else to have sex with.

May 2022 Vote - Obvious Choices

futtershby

aradiagaiamedigoo

been thinkin about her

what the blazes

all the choices got equal fucking votes i definitely do not have dream luck

April 2022 - Minecraft Mobs

mob is short for for mobile

flannery sounds like an adjective describing something rather flan-like

tried out some new lining techniques but like honestly u wouldnt get it unless ur on my absolute fucking gamer cred level

genetic lifeform and dick operating system

im sof ucking funny guys omfg

its like 50 years old or someshit at this point but everyone should play portal 2 its a fuckigngmk masterpiece also portal 1 i guess lol idk like its rly good ig but like i prefer portal 2 haha idk man its just like i rly like the writing right idk idk idk idk ITS BECAUSE WHEATLEY IS THERE OKAY I FUCKING ADMIT IT

ive been kicked in the face with so many footballs

theyd always tell me that they didnt want me on their team and i was like "yeah i can just stay at the side and not do anything if u want" but then they would STILL GET ME INVOLVED and OBVIOUSLY LOSE and it was **shockingly clear to me** why football players arent known for their intelligence

March 2022 Vote - Marina's Outfits

sometimes i wonder how i consistently manage to completely misjudge which one will win. like i must be one of the worst psychics on earth

see this is what i was talking about

fuckin around bc i can and nobody can stop me

misato moment

so haha the vote right

this is the hardest video ive ever had to make

ive been trying to fucking make the vote characters work since i posted the fucking vote and quite frankly ive seen hell and come back doing so i got fucking ill then my dog died [lie] then my cat died [lie] then my hamster died [lie] and then, you wont believe this shit, my fucking dragon died.

anyway heres what ive made so far. its hard to tell bc im a workaholic but im PRETTY SURE im burned out so if i finish this it wont be soon. ...

IT WAS A TIE WHEN I STARTED DRAWING

I SWEAR

March 2022 Vote - Coleoids

today we r gonna b turning some fuckin molluscs into some fuckin hot sexies (typical marina behaviour)

plus two weird fucking cephalopod friends for the higher tier vote!!!!

ena stands for extra nice ass (not depicted)

pov u r being recruited by a commie computer virus

i was actually gonna draw both enas originally but it sucked n i hated it so i didnt do that !

March 2022 Vote - ƎNA

typing that backwards E was such a pain in the ass i had to remove my laptop battery and put it in backwards and then i had to do the konami code and THEN i had to install opera and 15 other trojans it was a disaster ok

anyway i hope u guys have caught up with all three episodes of a random webseries lmfao

vibes gets checked

for those of u who dont know my twitter, this is vibes the squirrel shes a pain in the ass

anyway sorry for hedgeposting so much but its TITS omg HOW COULD U NOT ENJOY????

rouge's gym trip

there was a point when i was coming up with ideas for this when i realised that an animation was like the only thing i rly wanted to do and i cannot tell u the mixture of excitement and horror that struck me in that moment

anyway i never mentioned this at the time but i specifically excluded the sonic heroes outfit bc i HAAATE IT OMFG ITS SO FUCKING BAD WHAT R THOSE NUMBERJACKS LEVEL 3D MODELLED SHOES HOLY SHIT

i like . armour

armed mour. armemor  .., arm mer

aammer

anyway i hope u guys enjoyed valentines day :))

February 2022 Vote - Rouge's Outfits

god damn thats a lotta purple

bestiary report

how did she not get dripplers already what does she not want the fucking money trough or something smfh

also sorry for the dryad fans out there but get this: stay mad die mad

stylised

pov u get negged by the fucking stylist terraria

February 2022 Vote - Terraria

after hundreds of hours on terraria ive decided to pick four clumps of pixels and make even bigger, sexier clumps of pixels out of them

oh but ?!?!?! whatse this???????????????????????????????? it appears that there are TWO SECRET OPTIONS WITH THEIR OWN VOTE AVAILABLE ONLY FOR TOP TIER PATRONS???? THATS FUCKING MAD OMFG

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